"Teacher Liu, you're welcome!"

"Teacher Liu, you're welcome!"

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"Teacher Liu, you're welcome!"

Seven different voices, the same seven words, came from above the heads of the seven of us.

Immediately after, beside the seven of us, seven ghost qi emerged, transformed, and seven figures appeared in front of us.

Yin!

Like the aunts and teachers next door, they are all poor people sent by the underworld.

When did they arrive?

Wouldn't it be like a shadow and watch over us at all times?

Suddenly I felt that there was no privacy at all.

Teacher Liu Ke released cruel words:

"If someone can't recite it tomorrow afternoon, spend the night with this teacher next to you......"

After speaking, Mr. Liu Ke left without looking back, and it is estimated that he will go back to make up for sleep.

Spend the night together!

What a convoluting word.

But as soon as I looked up and saw the miserable white face of a dead man beside me, without a trace of life or expression, I couldn't help but shudder.

Although I'm not afraid of ghosts now, spending a night with ghosts makes my scalp tingle just thinking about it!

But I'm not worried, I'm confident that I can memorize this poem by tomorrow.

At this time, I was worried about getting fat.

I turned my head and saw that next to the fat man, there was an aunt with a little fat figure, dressed in pink clothes, I went, I remembered the pink pajamas that Bai Anne wore that night, how can this female ghost like to wear pink.

The aunt actually wore a ponytail, a thick layer of blush on her face, and red lips.

But maybe it's not a good technique, and the whole mouth is red, just like eating a dead mouse.

The aunt twisted and pinched the fat man's body, rubbed it, and pretended to be delicate, like a young girl who thought of spring, and said to the fat man with love:

"Little fat baby, don't worry, don't worry, I'm waiting for you. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

This smile made me feel even more numb with laughter!

When the ghost laughed, it was really ugly than crying.

I know that with the IQ of the fat man, he will definitely not be able to recite it tomorrow, and the fat man has kept the virgin status for more than ten years, isn't he going to lose himself to this aunt?

Fatty, I pity you immensely!

But I can't help it!

The fat man, it is estimated that he wants to die, and he suddenly lay on the table, not daring to move, maybe the fat man is thinking, he is going to be sorry for Bai Annie, and he will never have the face to face Bai Annie in the future.

Seeing that the fat man had been lying on his stomach, the aunt kindly reminded:

"Little chubby baby, your classmates have started to memorize, you have to hurry up. If you really can't memorize it, don't force it, if you use your brain badly and become demented, it's not good, I'll feel distressed. ”

The fat man collapsed!

The fat man scratched his head and wanted to get angry, but in the face of the aunt and the female ghost, he didn't dare, so he could only say in a muffled voice:

"Auntie, don't get so close to me, you see I'm out of breath."

Auntie's face suddenly changed, she raised her orchid fingers, kept poking the fat man's head, and exclaimed:

"Auntie? Little fat baby, how can you call people Auntie, I think the two of us are not a few years old, you just call me sister, you can't call Auntie anymore, you call people old. ”

The fat man was speechless, his face was pale, and he said to his aunt:

"Ah...... Sister, you see that I am so fat and not handsome, you look at the person behind me, you want to have a figure, you want to look good, do you want to consider him? ”

I'll fuck your uncle's fat man, you're pushing me into the fire pit.

But before I could speak, my aunt immediately shook her head:

"Little chubby baby, I like fat, fleshy, it feels like it, meat head, the one behind you, although he looks a little more handsome than you, but he is thin and not garbage, and he burps when he touches it."

Gotcha, I'm shooting again! Viciously slandered again.

But I'm not stupid, at this time, it's better to say less than to finish more, this dumb loses, just eat it.

The fat man had nothing to say, so he lowered his head again.

I held back a laugh and said to the fat man:

"Fatty, this is a blessing that you have cultivated in eight lifetimes, your ancestors blessed, I don't know how many dogs you have sold ignore the buns to accumulate this yin virtue for you."

The fat man didn't look back, but said viciously to me:

"Get out!"

I spread my hands, shrugged my shoulders, and said to myself:

"Alas, poor Bai Annie, I will have to stay alone in the empty room in the future, think about Bai Annie's teary eyes, looking forward to her lover's brother, but her lover's brother will never come back. Fatty, don't worry, I will take care of White Anne for you. ”

I deliberately talked about my lover's brother, I just wanted to be sour and fat, but I was Bai Annie's lover's brother.

Sure enough, the fat man finally couldn't sit still, and when he mentioned Bai Annie, it must be a pain in his heart.

The fat man suddenly turned around and stared at me intently, as if he was going to eat me.

I immediately explained:

"Seducing the second sister-in-law, the taboo in the rivers and lakes, I understand, I understand, I just help you take care of it, and I will never think about it."

At this time, the aunt also rubbed the fat man again, and said:

"Little fat baby, don't worry, tomorrow night, I will treat you well!"

The fat man looked at my aunt, then at me, and suddenly burst out laughing.

Without warning, he burst out laughing.

Your uncle, at this time, you still have the heart to laugh.

It's not like I'm stupid with excitement.

The fat man shook his feet and stood up.

He glanced at the blackboard, then at me, and winked at me.

Then the fat man turned to me, and recited aloud, word by word:

"Heaven and earth have righteousness, and miscellaneous manifolds. The lower part is the river mountain, and the upper part is the sun star.

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………………

The philosopher's day is far away, and the punishment is in the past. The wind eaves show books and read, and the ancient road shines in color. ”

Not a word, the melon is ripe.

I was shocked!

Xiaobai was also shocked!

Yang Bin Wenjie and they were also shocked!

Even Yin Mo and Wang Zhihe, who have always disdained to look at fat people, looked at fat men in shock at this moment.

Don't forget if there is!

From the time Teacher Liu Ke left until now, it has been less than ten minutes, right?

Coupled with the aunt's mixing, the time left for the fat man to endorse is less than five minutes.

The fat man actually memorized it.

When did his IQ become so high?

I'm afraid Xiaobai is just reading the whole poem at this time.

I suddenly thought of the ghost pill of the lantern ghost grandfather.

Unless the fat man is born with the ability to never forget, in such a short period of time, he can memorize the song of righteousness,

The Ghost Pill is the only reason I can think of.

This ghost pill is really a rare treasure!

The fat man winked at me and smirked.

At the same time, the aunt also laughed, nodded with satisfaction, and the figure gradually blurred and disappeared.

The fat man hurriedly said into the air:

"Sister, don't go, let the comb accompany you, the comb is fine."

"...... Endorsements are a piece of cake for me. ”

"Really?"

The fat man sneered.........

(End of chapter)