The fat man cheekily smiled evilly and asked the dead face next to me:

"Uncle, you must be lonely during sleepless nights, right? Do you want to get up close and personal with humans? Don't worry, uncle, I will definitely help you. ”

The dead man's face finally squeezed a smile from the corner of his mouth.

The fat man patted his chest:

"Wrap it up on me!"

The dead man's face fades away.

As soon as he left, I started scolding:

"Dead fatty, what do you want to do?"

"What do you want to do? You'll find out later, hehehehehe......"

This thing is smiling, and it must not be good.

I ignore the fat man, and with my ability, I can finish the righteous song in one afternoon.

But I still underestimated the fat man's face.

From the moment I started to memorize, the fat man deliberately made trouble in front of me.

first stood up, walked to the podium, and used his more than 200 pounds of horizontal meat to block in front of the blackboard, blocking half of the blackboard.

However, in this way, it also affected other people and caused a burst of abuse.

Finally, after Yang Bin got up and waved his fist at the fat man, the fat man stepped down.

But the mouth is still unyielding:

"I've been sitting for a long time, my legs are numb, and I get up and walk. Yang Bin, put your fists down, quality, pay attention to quality! Off color! Rash! If you look at you, you know that we are literati, what is the use of being so strong. ”

"Get out, get out and go, don't bother our backs."

Yang Bin snorted.

Except for me, no one knows that the fat man swallowed the ghost pill of the lantern ghost grandfather, so in their opinion, the fat man is really born to forget, after all, we all know in our hearts that being admitted to Maoshan College among the tens of millions of college entrance examination candidates are not ordinary people, and they have a special ability, which is also reasonable.

But they, like me, can only rely on their own real memory to be written this poem, and naturally they don't want to be disturbed.

After all, no one wants to spend the night with a ghost.

When he came down, he sat down in his place, but turned around and faced me.

As soon as I finished reading the first two sentences, the fat man spoke:

"Comb, what do we eat at night?"

I ignored him.

"Comb, do you think our buns are delicious? Yesterday at dinner, I heard the principal say that we are going to have a holiday in the next few days, and said that we should go home to visit our relatives, and I will bring you more when the time comes. ”

"Comb, do you think White Anne is pretty? It's useless for you to think you're pretty, Bai Annie is mine, and you chose a lonely life again, hehe. ”

"Comb, what do you think Bai Anne likes about me?"

"Shameless! Die to shame! ”

I finally couldn't help it anymore and cursed.

"Shameless? Are you saying that White Anne likes me shamelessly? Is that an advantage? Then don't say it, compared to you, I really have this advantage. ”

"Fatty, can you get some face? Can you not bother me to recite poems? You don't have a backache when you stand and talk now, but I haven't memorized it yet. ”

The fat man said proudly:

"That's it, I'll just take a look, and I'll carry it."

"Can you, you cow, okay?"

The fat man simply said to me in a serious manner:

"Comb, why are you so ruthless and unsympathetic?"

I was confused by what the fat man said:

"Fatty, you make it clear, why am I callous and unloving and compassionate, am I so impersonal?"

The fat man explained in a low voice:

"Comb, you know what? It is very painful to be a ghost. You also saw that uncle just now, you look at people, how pitiful, lonely, helpless, sleeping at night, there is no one to talk to, you say, can you not be sad? Can you not be sad? Can't you be kind and go to accompany the old man? Maybe the uncle was moved and gave you his ghost pill, or recognized you as his godson, and you could inherit his inheritance in the future. ”

"Inheritance, uncle, this kind of good thing, why don't you go yourself."

The fat man spread his hands:

"I memorized."

I glared at the fat man and asked:

"Fatty, you also know that it is so painful to be a ghost, you see that sister just now, so old, it is estimated that she has not been married, and she has not tasted happiness, if you are loving and compassionate, why don't you satisfy her, that sister likes you so much, maybe, she can give you a ghost baby, and you will have a son again."

The fat man spread his hands again and sighed:

"Alas, who let me memorize it, no way, I can't help it."

I was in a hurry all of a sudden, and slapped the fat man's pig head:

"You also know that you have memorized it, but I haven't memorized it yet, don't bother me."

I looked up and saw that Xiaobai didn't know when he had memorized it and left.

Yin Mo and Wang Zhihe are also packing their things, and it seems that they are almost on their backs.

It's just me who hasn't read it in its entirety.

The fat man looked at me shyly, and I immediately understood that I had fallen for this thing.

Talking so much nonsense with me is just a waste of my time.

I pretended to be angry and said:

"Fatty, it's not a brother, it's a brother, don't bother me!"

The fat man also said solemnly:

"It's brother, it's just to bother you."

I'm speechless, such a cheap person, what else can I do!

"What the hell are you trying to do?"

"Why don't you do it......"

"You want me to be unlucky, don't you? I'm unlucky, is it any good for you? ”

"I rejoice to see you unlucky, isn't that enough?"

"Okay, count yourself ruthless! Your uncle, I won't carry it! ”

I stood up, walked to the podium, and copied the righteous song on a piece of paper.

It's not that I'm really angry with the fat man, but I have a plan.

At this point, it's almost time to eat, the fat man is making trouble here, I definitely can't memorize it, I plan to skip dinner, and take advantage of the fat man's meal, go back to the dormitory and carry it myself.

I don't believe this foodie, I'd rather skip dinner than pester me!

When I finished copying it, I left the Ghost Academy.

The fat man immediately followed.

"If you have the ability, you will always follow me."

"I don't have the ability, but I still have to follow you."

Shameless.

We walked through Tai Chi Square, and the fat man noticed that I was not walking in the direction of the restaurant, and was surprised:

"Comb, where are you going? Isn't it time to go to a restaurant? ”

"Did I say I'm going to the restaurant?"

"And where are you going?"

"Dorm!"

"You're not eating?"

The fat man was even more shocked!

"I'm not hungry, why should I eat? If you have the ability, don't eat, and see who can get it tomorrow morning. ”

The fat man stopped suddenly, blazing with Venus, and refused to let him eat, which almost killed the fat man.

Sure enough, the fat man said angrily:

"Comb, you're too ruthless."

"You forced me, I didn't force you, my feet are on yourself, I don't care where you go, what's the matter, do you still want to follow me? I've heard that in the afternoon, the principal is going to cook Western food, steak, fried chicken, and beer, and I drool just thinking about it, but unfortunately, I can't eat it. ”

Saying that, I ignored the fat man without looking back, and went back to the dormitory.

Leave the fat man messy in the wind.

I can't cure you......

This makes you have your Zhang Liangji, and I have my ladder over the wall.

Fight with me, you're still a little tender.

(End of chapter)