The true love disclosure faction - Lin Wanyu and Guan Gu's magical secret exposure of outstanding acting skills passed like this. But it is obvious that the magical relationship between Nuolan and Guan Gu is not as simple as Guan Gu said before. Because of this young lady, she unceremoniously moved directly into the last room of the 3602 suite. And after she learned that the couple moved in, the rent was halved, and the water and electricity were all free, she was quite moved. On the contrary, Guan Gu did not give a positive response, and in the past two days, he was very enthusiastic to write down the martial arts secret book "Yijin Jing" and handed it to Hu Yifei.

On the other hand, the careers of the two people have also been figured out. Sekiya is a cartoonist with an income of more than 40,000 a month (compared to hidden assets, these are all drizzles.) ）。 Nuo Lan is even more powerful, and he is actually a radio host with Teacher Zeng. However, the difference is that they are sponsors countless gold medal hosts, and Mr. Zeng can actually be said to be a "midnight bell operator".

Looking at his two arms of different lengths, since he knew what Guan Gu's "Bullet Flash" cheats for Hu Yifei were, Mr. Zeng had great vigilance against this pair of men and women.

The male one is always courteous to the lady he likes (teaching the Yi Jin Sutra). The woman's one overwhelms herself in her own career and makes herself have no future.

Yifei's problem is not to mention for the time being, this person named Nuo Lan has seriously affected his upside in the radio station. It's not good on the radio, let alone the TV station. This is completely destroyed, the great blueprint designed by Mr. Zeng for his homecoming plan! This is just too much.

Why does Mr. Zeng always want to be on TV? It all started twenty years ago, when he first came to Earth. That's right, Zeng Xiaoxian, whose legs are much shorter than normal, is an alien.

He is Zeng Xiaoxian Xi from the stars!

That year, Mr. Zeng, who was flying his own UFO over the Eighth Nebula in the constellation Virgo, received electromagnetic waves in an unfamiliar frequency band. After analyzing these electromagnetic waves, he received some images. It was a middle-aged man with a fanatical beard giving a lecture to an army, and with the help of the instruments on the spaceship, which Mr. Zeng could only use and could not repair, this originally black-and-white image was restored to three-dimensional three-dimensional color high-definition.

(Hitler's speech was broadcast on the world's first global teleport.) Years later, NASA received these electric ** signals from the depths of the universe after a long journey and then reflected back. This one is true. ）

There is a scarcity of cultural and entertainment activities on Mr. Zeng's planet, and this new type of entertainment situation has deeply attracted this alien literature and art lover. Regardless of the distance of the signal source and the sufficiency of energy, he modified the flight parameters and began this long jump. Of course, the specific data or something, Mr. Zeng, a cargo flying car driver who drives a cargo spaceship and flies by automatic navigation, really may not be able to understand it. Being able to bypass security guidelines and modify destination parameters can be completely at work with the power of faith.

There is no doubt that after Mr. Zeng barely flew to Earth, his UFO was completely unusable. With his last ability, he buried the UFO in Sheshan, Shanghai, and Mr. Zeng narrowly escaped from the mouth of the jackal, tiger and leopard, and came to human society to start his own "human" life.

Teacher Zeng, one has no equipment, and his superpowers are very chicken. I came to the earth late, and it happened to be the time of the reform of the Chinese household registration system. In the first few days, I was wandering around as a black household, and my life was miserable. Lucky naïve aliens? Luck is not too bad, once when he was wandering on the border between China and North Korea, he ran into another alien named Professor Du who was using his superpowers.

When the fellow saw the fellow, his eyes were full of tears. Although these two are not fellow countrymen, they are in similar circumstances, and both civilizations are members of the Virgo Nebula Civilization Alliance. Professor Du helped Mr. Zeng arrange a legal identity and introduced him to join a club called the "Earth Alien Self-Rescue Association". The president is a Kryptonian named Clark Kent, who mixes well in the United States.

Relying on the help of fellow villagers in the Self-Help Association, because his lifespan is much longer than that of earthlings, and Mr. Zeng, who is ageless, has undergone a change of identity. became the Zeng Xiaoxian we see now.

Chinese name: Zeng Xiaoxian; Foreign name: Zeng Xiaoxian; Alias: Slut Zeng, Xian Baobao, Teacher Zeng; Nationality of the earth: Huaxia; Registered Nationalities of the Earth: Han Chinese; Zodiac sign: Virgo; Occupation: radio host, vice chairman of the apartment residents' committee under the sub-district office, former pilot of the cargo spacecraft of line 12138 of the eighth nebula of Virgo; Crush: Hu Yifei; Advantages: friendly and easy-going, kind, lively and active; Disadvantages: all kinds of cheap; Love ideal: find someone I love and love me, dare to marry me, I dare to marry; Chronological age: unknown; Graduated from: Shanghai Jiaotong University with a double master's degree in philosophy and history.

Except for the birth certificate and previous high school qualifications, which were forged, the others were all taken by Mr. Zeng. Although many common sense questions are flawed, after all, it is still ET from interstellar civilization, and the IQ is still online. In fact, according to the strength of the Self-Help Association, it can help him prepare a more gorgeous resume, but who is he? Just kidding, Brother Xian!

starve to death and not be fed. Although it was a salted fish when I came, salted fish also had dreams! He has a great plan, a grand blueprint.

He wants to start from radio broadcasting, enter the TV circle, film and television industry, and finally dominate the entertainment industry. In this way, he can thoroughly grasp the essence of this earthly entertainment power. When the world's TV stations broadcast his program on a large scale, the distress signal he secretly sent in his native language (alien) during the live broadcast may be received by his fellow people in the eighth nebula of Virgo, and then they may shoot the rescue team to come to themselves.

Then, he can transplant the earth's TV entertainment industry to the home planet, and at that time, he can create a huge film and television empire, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life!

Although Professor Du told him for the first time that there were still dozens of Earth years left, his people would send a rescue team to pick him up, and Teacher Zeng could go with him. But Mr. Zeng, who wanted to save face, insisted on using his own methods.

How could a stupid earthling, possibly stop the great Virgo from accomplishing his dominance? Mr. Zeng once believed in this very much, but his "evil plan" was hit hard at the beginning. first deserted temporarily, and talked with Laura on the road to hegemony for eight years of pure spiritual love, but after breaking up, I learned that Laura had been splitting legs for a total of six years. The devastated Virgo star teacher Zeng once needed the help of a "stupid" earth psychiatrist to do psychological intervention before he had the courage to live.

That year, Mr. Zeng had just graduated with a master's degree, and finally got out of the shadow of being split by Laura, lived in a love apartment, and successfully entered the radio station. As a result, Hu Yifei moved in, and the magnetic field he had finally brewed was stirred up by this damn earth woman.

We all know the rest of the story. Because of the magnetic field and the grand plan, Mr. Zeng died from the beginning. became a famous bottom king of the radio station and an outdated eighteenth-line radio host......

has Hu Yifei, an enemy of the enemy, which is already troublesome enough, but now there is a Guan Gu Miracle who is likely to plot against Yifei, and his concubine, the radio ace host Nuo Lan. Teacher Zeng can feel that his natal constellation is in the zodiac sign, and he is being squeezed into the lower position, and he is in the trend of everything not going well and declining to the end.

"No, I can't be defeated like this, I have to carry out my great plan. Zeng Xiaoxian, fighting! You can do it! Zeng Xiaoxian, you can do it! Teacher Zeng sat in the room with a lot of thoughts, looking at the fake wedding photo (Xian's father and mother) that he took in the past to hide his identity, "I survived such a difficult period." Now that life is better, how can there be a reason to give up? I've got to do something! ”

He firmly picked up his phone and broadcast the number: "Hey, Lisa." It's me. I'm ready at home. Yes, yes. You're coming soon? Okay, I'm going to open the door. This sycophant voice, except for the person concerned, everyone else must have wanted to hit him when they heard it.

Hanging up the phone, Zeng Xiaoxian, who has studied the culture of the earth for decades, summed up his life in a tired tone: "Alas, people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves......"

Compared with Professor Du and Clark Kent, Mr. Zeng's experience is really difficult. But he won't give in.

A good man, that's him, he's Zeng Xiaoxian, a Virgo who strives for perfection - a star man.

[Guan Gu went to visit Nuolan's parents' house, so there is basically no role for him in this chapter. 】