Chapter 0638 - Just a Little Bit (Two Shifts)
kicked the door of the study, which was very in line with Ye Xuan's wild personality and habitual pretense.
But I have to say that Ye Xuan is indeed careful enough.
He first asked Meng Weijia to wait outside the study, and he walked into the study alone.
"Ye Xuan, be careful."
Meng Weijia stood outside the study, his heart was warm, and he hurriedly shouted.
Sometimes, a person's mouth is like a crow's mouth, and whatever he says comes and goes! Just like at this moment, Meng Weijia just asked Ye Xuan to be careful, only to see a ghostly figure flying towards Ye Xuan, and along with that ghostly figure, there was also a cold knife!
"Boom!"
The sharp and dazzling knife was attached to the top of Ye Xuan's head, and it was slashed over, directly cutting off a few of Ye Xuan's white hairs.
"Yo, there's a guy with a shaved head?"
Ye Xuan touched the top of his head with his hand, and suddenly felt a chill, and a few gray hairs were shaved off, but unfortunately, the accuracy was still a little worse.
That's like Tsinghua University has an admission score of 685, and everyone has a 68.5 test. Well, it's just a little bit. If it weren't for that, the sharp knife that the ghost figure slashed out was enough to cut off Ye Xuan's head. And everyone can also be admitted to Tsinghua University. It's all to blame on the damn bit, the damn decimal point.
"Arrogance!"
The ghostly figure, erratic, extremely fast, holding a sharp blade, wandered around Ye Xuan.
"Ye Xuan, you must be careful, that guy's nickname is Devil, and he is a strong man. Before, a lot of people died at the hands of this guy. ”
Meng Weijia stayed outside the door, a few frightened lights flashed in his eyes, and he hurriedly said.
"Hmph, stinky woman, when I kill this guy, I'll throw you on the bed and kill you."
The man who was called a terrible ghost had a cold glow in his hand that was constantly flickering, very sharp, and the air was cut into cracks.
"Eh, shaved head, the knife you are holding is quite sharp, can you please help me cut my hair more neatly?"
Ye Xuan stared at the shiny blade in the ghost's hand and asked very seriously.
"Die!"
The ghost's face turned cold, and he was very angry in his heart, and his fast and ghostly figure rushed towards Ye Xuan in an instant.
But at this time, Ye Xuan smiled softly, and quickly took off the shoes on his feet that he had worn for half a year (he had been practicing in the pyramid for half a year and had not changed his shoes), those shoes had long been covered with black mud, and his toes were exposed on his feet, which was very tattered.
Ye Xuan took the smelly shoes in his hand and checked them, and the amount was just right.
"Hmph, a pair of shoes can also be used as a weapon? It's just looking for death! ”
The powerful ghost smiled coldly, the cold light in his hand flashed suddenly, and he killed Ye Xuan at an extremely fast speed.
"Just Jin Danjing, dare to say the word "death" to me at every turn? See Lao Tzu doesn't take off your pants and slaps your ass hard with the soles of your shoes? ”
Ye Xuan's expression was very calm, and he didn't look at the attack of the ghost at all, only to see Ye Xuan pick up the rotten shoe in his hand, and in the face of the sharp knife of the ghost, he pulled the sole of the shoe fiercely.
"Bang!"
The sole of the shoe hits the blade.
Just heard the "click", and the sharp blade cracked directly.
Ye Xuan smiled, stepped forward, and directly stepped on the ghost, just like stepping on an ant. The fierce ghost who was trampled under Ye Xuan's feet didn't even realize what was happening, and he had already fallen at Ye Xuan's feet.
"Pretend! Dare to pretend again! ”
Ye Xuan picked up the tattered shoe and slapped it the ghost's face.
"Bang Bang!"
The soles of his shoes were pumped on his face a dozen times, and the ghost's face was already covered with blood-red sole prints, which made him look very embarrassed.
"If you are not old, you can learn from others to pretend to be forced, and see how Lao Tzu teaches you!"
Ye Xuan smiled coldly, and without waiting for the ghost to open his mouth to refute, Ye Xuan directly filled the stinky shoe into the mouth of the ghost, plugging the ghost's mouth, making him speechless.
"Ahhh......h
His mouth was stuffed with stinky shoes, and the ghost couldn't speak at all, so he could only keep shouting "uh-huh".
"Don't get excited, don't get excited. I know, it's the aroma of malt, don't thank me. My shoes not only have the aroma of malt, but also the aroma of poop! ”
Ye Xuan grinned and stepped on the ghost with his foot, so that he couldn't turn over, and the tattered and smelly shoe was stuffed into the ghost's mouth, so that he couldn't speak at all.
"Haha, I forgot to tell you, I haven't changed my shoes in more than half a year. Of course, the same goes for the socks on the feet. If you dare to scream again, I don't mind taking off my socks and stuffing them in your mouth. ”
Ye Xuan smiled, looked down at the pair of blackened socks on his feet, and in an instant, a very evil light flashed in his eyes, and he said coldly.
Hearing Ye Xuan's threat, the ghost quickly shut up, and tears of pain were about to flow out. But compared to eating socks, the ghost thinks it's really better to gnaw on shoes.
"Now the cultivators of the Jindan Realm can't come out and pretend to be forced, don't you know?"
Ye Xuan sneered a few times, looked down at the miserable ghost under his feet contemptuously, and said, "Half a year ago, the cultivators of the Jindan Realm could still come out and bubble and pretend to be forced, but now the times are different. At the very least, you have to be a strong person in the Yuan Infant Realm before you can come out and pretend to be forced! ”
“…… Mom sells hemp pies! ”
These four words are probably the true portrayal of the ghost's heart at the moment.
Yuan Infant Realm?
Looking at the world, there can be a few powerhouses in the Yuan Infant Realm! Except for those old immortal guys in Huaxia, who else can be Yuanying Realm?
"Okay, I won't tease you. Let's talk about where is Huashengtai first? If you don't say it, my socks will be stuffed into your mouth. ”
Ye Xuan sneered evilly a few times, took off his socks from his feet, shook them in front of the ghost's eyes, and said in a cold voice.
In order to avoid being stuffed with socks in his mouth, the ghost nodded frantically, and when Ye Xuan saw this, he took the stinky shoe out of the ghost's mouth.
"Grass, it stinks......"
These were the first words spoken by the ghost.
Ye Xuan slapped the ghost directly, slapped it on the ghost's face, whipped the ghost out, and said indifferently: "What did you just say?" ”
"No, nothing was said. I said, your shoes are really the aroma of malt. ”
There was a tingling in the ghost's heart, and he quickly explained.
I was slapped again for no reason, it's so helpless!
The master in front of him slaps others at every turn, who did he learn from. Not to mention, to deal with those bad guys, the slap is really real and awesome.
"Well, it's good to know that it's the aroma of malt. I'll give you these shoes. Million! ”
Ye Xuan smiled coldly and said very seriously.
"Huh?"
The ghost was stunned for a moment, but didn't react.
What a million? What the!
"One and a half million."
Ye Xuan said indifferently.
"Don't, sir, it's just a million."
Without hesitation, the ghost quickly took out a card and handed it to Ye Xuan, there was one million in that card, which was the money that Hua Shengtai asked the ghost to kill Ye Xuan.
"I really don't see it, you're quite rich."
Ye Xuan naturally took the card, threw it to Meng Weijia, and said, "Check it." ”
And then......
With a stunned expression, the ghost stared at Meng Weijia and took out a POS machine that he carried with him and checked the card.
"There are a million indeed."
Meng Weijia put away the card and POS machine and said.
"Okay, tell me where Huashengtai is?"
Ye Xuan squinted his eyes, stared at the powerful ghost with a swollen face, and said coldly: "Don't say you don't know, my socks are not a joke." ”
"He, he went to the other elders of the gang, saying that he was going to join forces to kill Boss Meng."
The ghost quickly lowered his head, his voice trembled, and he hurriedly said.
"A man can not be handsome, but he must be sassy. I really didn't expect that Hua Shengtai would dare to be so sassy when he was so old. I've seen men who want to be emperors, but I've never seen eunuchs who want to be emperors. ”
Ye Xuan smiled bitterly a few times, felt very helpless, shook his head, slapped the ghost again, and said indifferently: "Call him, just say ...... Meng Weijia and Tang Xuan have been caught by you. ”
"What?!"
Hearing this, the ghost was startled, stared at Ye Xuan in shock, and said word by word: "You, you are Tang Xuan." ”
"Alright, don't be surprised! Lunch, this author is stupid, and you tricks are also stupid. Next, do you have to say in a very surprised tone how much Lao Tzu is better than how much bull it is. Fuck you, if you brag about it, don't say it again. Hurry up, Lao Tzu asked you to call! ”
Ye Xuan snorted coldly, and directly slapped the ghost with a sharp voice, and shouted loudly.
“……”
The ghost had a helpless expression on his face.
The lines were all said by Ye Xuan, the male protagonist, and for a while, he really didn't know what to say.
In desperation, the ghost had no choice but to take out the phone according to what Ye Xuan said, quickly dial Huashengtai's number, and repeat it according to what Ye Xuan said.
"Good, good guy, good job. You wait first, and I'll take them back." ”
After receiving the call from the ghost, Hua Shengtai was overjoyed and said excitedly: "Don't kill those two bastards." ”
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