Den.

"Are the grapes washed?"

Ye Xuan crossed Erlang's legs and sat on the recliner, looking leisurely and complacent, he chuckled a few times, glanced at the ghost coldly, and asked.

"Master, it'll be fine right away."

The ghost hurriedly said, he was very afraid of being careless, so Ye Xuan gave him another slap in the face, which was a "pop" sound, and he couldn't stop it.

"Well, hurry up and wash it, and after you wash it, help me shave my head."

Ye Xuan squinted his eyes and said coldly.

"Okay, master!"

The ghost felt very helpless, and with a flattering look, he hurriedly said. With a smile on his face, his mother sells criticism in his heart, which is probably the description of his state of mind at the moment.

Soon, the ghost washed the grapes, bent over like a dog, and brought the fruit bowl containing the purple-red grapes to Ye Xuan's side lying on the chaise longue.

"Master, the grapes are washed."

The ghost hurriedly stepped forward and said softly, the scars on the ghost's face, the original hideous face looked very flattering at this moment, and even said that it was embarrassed, and he didn't dare to have the slightest unhappy expression.

As long as the ghost dares to show a little bit of unhappiness in front of Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan will definitely slap the ghost and slap it on the face of the ghost, and fan the ghost's dead father's expression to his mother's expression when he got married, as happy as he wants.

"Well, help me cut my hair shorter. Especially in the back, I can almost tie long braids. This kind of hairstyle affects my handsomeness very much. ”

Ye Xuan was lying on the recliner and said indifferently, only to see his eyes slightly closed, pick up a washed purple-red grape, and throw it into his mouth.

"Yes! Sir, you're right. How can a handsome man like you have such a killer hairstyle!? Obviously very inappropriate! The blade in the small hand is very sharp, so let the little one cut your hair. ”

The ghost was really about to cry, but he still kept a smile on his face and said.

The sharp blade in his hand is a well-known bloodless cold blade in the United States, very sharp, and there are at least dozens of cultivators who have died under this blade, but now, the powerful ghost wants to take this blood-stained blade that has made great achievements in battle to help Ye Xuan shave his hair.

Embarrassed!

Quite embarrassing......

"Devil, I know you're not convinced. But who made you such rubbish? In the Jindan realm, no matter how sharp your knife is, with your strength, you will be a shaved hair at most. Now that I let you shave your hair, I can already look up to you. Do you understand? ”

Ye Xuan chuckled a few times, and didn't even bother to open his eyes, as for opening his eyes to see the ghost, it was even more nonsense.

For Ye Xuan, instead of wasting that second of time watching ghosts, Ye Xuan would rather go to see the long legs of a few beauties, oh no, it should be to memorize a few Japanese words.

For example, "flax fall" and the like, so that I can study the human anatomy of the island nation in the future.

Human anatomy, such a subject, is very popular all over the world, and the teacher who teaches this course has also changed from *** to Yui Hatano teacher.

Everyone understands in their hearts that these teachers are very dedicated! Well, it's very dedicated and deserves everyone's respect.

The ghost smiled bitterly helplessly, just a golden pill realm! Look, the word "mediocre" is used so well that it can be called the finishing touch of this sentence. You must note that if the word "medie" appears in the Chinese high school entrance examination or high school examination paper, it must be the test center.

Immediately, the ghost took out the sharp cold blade he used to kill people and helped Ye Xuan cut his hair. In Ye Xuan's words, the weapon he took was just right for cutting his hair.

"Master, you are so good, do your parents know?"

The ghost said suspiciously while helping Ye Xuan cut his hair.

"I don't have parents."

Ye Xuan shook his head and said while eating grapes.

"Master, do you like the swallowtail hairstyle?"

Knowing that he had said the wrong thing, the ghost quickly changed the subject and asked.

"How handsome you are, it's fine."

Ye Xuan smiled faintly, glanced at the ghost with deep meaning, and said in his heart: "A handsome guy like him, what kind of hairstyle, isn't it all the same?" The handsomeness that can't be concealed, just like that domineering, is leaking all the time! ”

“…… How handsome how to come? Okay! ”

There was a tingling in the ghost's heart, and he wanted to say, "This hair really can't be cut."

What kind of rock did such a narcissistic guy jump out of?

Even though he was very unhappy in his heart, and even a little angry, he still didn't dare to show it on his face. Because, the ghost is not sure when Ye Xuan will give him another slap.

As for the assassination of Ye Xuan, it is absolutely nonsense, the brain-dead idea of sending a thousand miles of blood. With Ye Xuan's strength, I am afraid that before the ghost knife has just started to stab Ye Xuan, it will be struck by Ye Xuan, snatch the knife away, and complete a counter-kill with the situation, taking away a blood.

Therefore, we must always remember the words of Confucius: "no-do-no-die". What professional English!

Not long after, under the ghostly technique, Ye Xuan's hair was cut like a dog's gnaw. Even though his hair was cut ugly, Ye Xuan still showed a smile on his face and said, "It's not badly cut." The real handsomeness can't be covered up by hair. ”

“……”

The ghost was speechless for a while, and for a while, he didn't know what to say.

"Is Huashengtai here?"

Ye Xuan held the grape fruit plate in his hand, glanced at the ghost coldly, and asked indifferently.

"Master, I don't know."

As soon as the ghost wanted to say the last two words, Ye Xuan slapped it directly on the face of the ghost and said indifferently: "I don't know if you won't go to see it?" Don't know where to call? ”

"Master, they're here."

The ghost covered his face with his hands, heard movement outside the door, and hurriedly said.

"I know."

Ye Xuan smiled, glanced at the ghost with a deep look, and said softly.

“……”

After doing it for a long time, it turned out that Ye Xuan had already known about Hua Shengtai and the others, and came to a short distance outside the study. But Ye Xuan still slapped the ghost. In other words, the ghost was beaten for no reason.

At this moment, the expression on the face of the ghost is really more colorful than the death of his father and mother. This kind of rich expression can probably only be felt by a man who has a grassland growing on his head.

As for why a grassland grows on the head? Guess what! My wife cheated on me once and grew a piece of grass. A meadow...... I can't count them.

The ghost was very angry in his heart, but Ye Xuan always had an expression of "if you have the ability, you will come to grass me", and there was a completely indifferent expression on his face.

All right! The ghost had no choice but to endure it. Who made Ye Xuan so powerful? If the ghost can really beat Ye Xuan, the ghost will definitely turn Ye Xuan to the ground.

"Weak people are not qualified to make irresponsible remarks, let alone ...... Say no. So, don't show impatience in front of me, otherwise, I wouldn't mind sending you to Hades to report. ”

Ye Xuan sneered a few times, walked past the ghost, and came to the door of the study, and at this time, Hua Shengtai and the others happened to walk to the door of the study.

The door was rotten, and it was kicked by Ye Xuan.

Therefore, when Hua Shengtai walked to the door, he happened to meet Ye Xuan face to face.

"Hello, old and immortal!"

Ye Xuan smiled, squinted his eyes, his eyes were very deep, stared at Hua Shengtai deadly, and greeted.

"You, you're Tang Xuan! You're not ......."

Hua Shengtai's face was old, and at this moment, a trace of horror suddenly flashed on his wrinkled face, he stared at Ye Xuan with wide eyes, and asked in surprise, "Aren't you dead?" ”

(End of chapter)