Along the way, the fat man was right behind me, like a fly, boom, boom, endless, non-stop.

"Comb, silver paper talisman, did you see it?"

"Two sheets, two at once, tsk!"

"Comb, should we go and beg the principal, let him give one to each of us, and protect ourselves at a critical time."

"Do you still need it? Wouldn't it be better for us to get a piece of silver paper and draw runes on it? ”

The fat man patted his head:

"yes, I didn't think of that."

"To your uncle, you think that silver paper charm is like buying vegetables in the vegetable market, just pick it."

I don't want to deal with the fat man, but this thing is just silent behind me, complaining for a while that I shouldn't anger Teacher Jiu Fengzhe, and then counting down me for almost ruining Maoshan College and annoying myself.

As I walked, I suddenly had a plan, I wanted to tease this thing.

Back in the dormitory, I patted the fat man on the shoulder and deliberately asked:

"Fatty, you like White Anne, right?"

"Needless to say, it's true, my love for Bai Annie is shared by heaven and earth, what's wrong?"

"You want White Anne to be your girlfriend, right?"

"It's not what I'm thinking, the facts are right in front of me."

"Did you chase her, then?"

"Chasing? Comb, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? You have to figure out a fact, an excellent talent like me, the authentic heir of Goubuli Baozi, will be the strongest person in Maoshan Righteous Path for thousands of years in the future, my identity, my status, my character, do you still need to chase? ”

", if it was before, maybe you wouldn't have to chase it, Bai Annie would be yours, but now, the situation has changed. In all fairness, how does White Anne treat you? Is it hot and cold to you, enthusiastic and wanton for a while, and ignorant of you for a while? ”

The fat man thought for a moment and nodded reluctantly.

"Fatty, let me tell you, this girl is a sensual animal, if you like her, you have to pursue her boldly, give her gifts, date, go shopping, eat, watch movies, let her feel your love for her, as soon as she is moved, she will lose her immunity and throw her arms on you."

"Okay, then I'll go find Anne Bai now."

"Don't worry, this kind of thing, you can't be in a hurry, you know, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, let me tell you, the first step in chasing girls is to write love letters, did you write it to Bai Annie?"

The fat man was stunned by what I said, and only shook his head for a long time and said:

"No, no!"

I was deliberately disappointed:

"Alas, alas, alas, why haven't you written a love letter until now?"

"I don't know how to write it, besides, even if I did, I wouldn't have a chance to send Anne, and I'm a big man, although I know that Anne will definitely not refuse me, but how embarrassing it is to send a love letter in person."

"Alas......"

I sighed deliberately:

"Then the situation is serious. Think about it, Bai Annie is such a beautiful girl, rare in the world, you like him, others also like her, I choose a lonely life, but others may not choose a lonely life, you recall, on the day of asking Mi, when Yin Mo asked Mi, he looked at Bai Annie's eyes, even if he knew that Bai Annie had deceived him, but he didn't blame Bai Annie at all, with Yin Mo's character, he was so good at giving up, can you say that Yin Mo didn't like Bai Annie at all? Don't blame me for not reminding you, if Yin Mo becomes your rival, then you are really dangerous, fatty. What kind of person is Yin Mo, that is the rich second generation, a playboy, with a belly of flowers, wanting to chase Bai Annie, there are many ways, if you don't hurry up, your Bai Annie will become Yin Mo's, and you will call your sister-in-law when you meet in the future. ”

After the fat man heard my words, he immediately became angry.

Originally, he had a conflict with Yin Mo, but now it's okay, the new hatred and the old hatred will be settled on Bai Annie.

The fat man asked me:

"Comb, my condition, is it serious?"

"Think about it yourself, has Bai Annie been very cold to you recently, but ah, the problem is serious, but there is still time to make up for it."

"How to make up for it?"

"Fatty, do you believe me?"

I asked the fat man seriously.

"Letter, comb, I've always treated you like a good brother."

"Don't you know that good brothers are meant to be betrayed? How many times have you betrayed me, and I still have to carry your shoes? ”

"Comb, I was wrong, I was wrong, can I lift your shoes in the future? As long as I catch up with Anne, I'll be the only one in the future. ”

"Your words are. But I don't want to see you lose to Yin Mo's rich second generation. ”

As I spoke, I took out a piece of yellow paper from my body, which I secretly put away on the guillotine while Mr. Jiu Fengzhe was unprepared.

"Fatty, cut your middle finger."

"What for?"

"If you want to write a love letter, don't ask so much, you can do whatever I say."

The fat man had no choice but to bite his fingers.

With the blood of the fat man's fingers, I chanted a spell and drew runes on the yellow paper with the fat man's blood, and a piece of blood yellow paper was formed.

I didn't mean to be fat, but for a reason.

"Maoshan Spell Chapter" is very clear, paper runes can be divided into yellow paper runes, blue paper runes, purple paper runes, silver paper runes, and gold paper runes according to different colors, but if it is the same kind of paper runes, replace cinnabar with the blood of cultivators, and use blood, especially middle finger blood, then the power of paper runes will increase dramatically.

This Taoist ideal must be understood by everyone, there are three lamps on our bodies, and there are also three places where the most yang blood is vigorous, namely the middle finger blood, the tip of the tongue blood and the eyebrow blood, in many zombie films, we will see the Taoist priest bite the middle finger, with the middle finger blood sacrifice peach wood sword, suddenly the power of the peach wood sword increased greatly, kill the demon, this is the truth, this will be discussed in detail in the future.

I say all this just to tell you that I don't bring cinnabar, I can only use the blood of fat people.

But I still have a little bit of selfishness, that is, curiosity kills cats.

I still want to try.

In addition, to verify how powerful it is to draw talismans with the blood of Maoshan Taoist priests.

Drawing talismans is really energy-consuming, but it uses the blood of fat people, and it is not as tiring as before.

When the fat man saw that I had drawn a yellow paper talisman again, he was immediately shocked and retreated again and again:

"Comb, what do you want to do? Are you going to tear down our dormitory? ”

"Fuck off, uncle, I'm not here for you."

"For me?"

"Yes, I'll help you send a love letter to Anne Bai."

"Sending love letters? How to send? ”

Alas, I'll go, this IQ.

"Let me ask you, how did you receive the admission letter from Maoshan College?"

"They sent it to my house."

Give?

Alas, I'll go, this treatment, the difference is too big.

Why didn't anyone send it to me?

"Who's going to give it to you?"

"Post."

Postal!!!

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Why is it that people are postal, and I am a yellow paper crane!!

I only knew that for the same students of Maoshan College, the detailed address was not only written on the notice of the family, but now I understand that the notice of the emotional family is also sent home by postal courier.

Why am I so hard, there is only one sentence on the notice, "There is no road in the world, and if you walk more, it will naturally become a road", and let me gather to find it, why do people express it to my home, I am a yellow paper crane, and I was excited for a long time.

I felt like I was getting this old before I went to the garbage dump to pick it up.

(End of chapter)