Flying Crane Story?

After understanding my intentions, the fat man was stunned at first, and then dumbfounded, I guess he would never have thought that there was such a high-level communication tool, which was much more practical than high-tech.

Feihe teases, think about it is very romantic!

However, when he knew that I was going to use yellow paper charms to fold them into paper cranes and use Maoshan techniques to drive the yellow paper cranes, the fat man strongly objected.

"Comb, why don't you learn a lesson at all, you forgot that Teacher Jiu Fengzhe criticized you, you still vomit less blood! If you tear down the dormitory, we won't have a place to sleep tonight. ”

"It's better to have no place to sleep, we can find Bai Annie and spend the night with her, don't you want to?"

When the fat man heard this, he suddenly looked obscene, and said excitedly:

"Yes, yes, but you can't go."

"You are a forgetful thing, Teacher Jiu Fengzhe also said, our current ability and skill are still shallow, please don't move the immortals, but we also have at least the Dao of the ghost passage, right? I'm not a ghost to be invited, I'm just a crane to deliver a letter, and nothing will go wrong. ”

The fat man was still not at ease, so I had to move out of Bai Annie and Yin Mo again, and he reluctantly agreed.

I picked up the yellow paper talisman and took out an automatic pen to make the fat man think about what he wanted to say to Anne Bai and how to confess in the love letter.

The fat man held his cheeks, thought for a long time, and said to me:

"Comb, I thought of it, I said, you write. Anne, how are you? Have you eaten? What are you doing at this time? I'm Bao Renzhi, you must not guess, I wrote you a letter, isn't it a surprise, a surprise? Actually, I also mustered up a lot of courage to write a letter to you......"

"Stop, fatty, what are you writing about? A lot of verbose nonsense, I haven't entered the topic for a long time, chatter, have you eaten, your uncle, you know how to eat. Take a look for yourself, how big is this yellow paper symbol, and then fold it into a yellow paper crane, how many words can you write? Fatty, do you understand it, love letters, the simpler the better, go straight to the point, straight to the point. ”

The fat man was reprimanded by me, and began to think about the pig's head again.

"It's nice to be simple and clear, and to be able to express your love for her."

I reminded from the side.

For a long time, the fat man held back a sentence:

"Annie, I miss you, I think you can't sleep, I love you, I can't control myself."

Uh-uh, uh-uh, I almost threw up and goosebumps got back:

"Fatty, do you want to be so sensitive? It's obviously a love word, how did it come out of your mouth, it's so disgusting, Anne saw it, she must have vomited, in other words, say your truest thoughts. ”

The fat man hesitated, embarrassed to speak.

"Yo yo yo, I know I'm shy. Fatty, if you love her, just speak up. ”

The fat man finally mustered up his courage and said to me:

"Annie, I want to sleep with you!"

I'm going, I'm almost going to vomit out a mouthful of old blood.

This idiot, how can he tell the truth about everything.

What should I say about him, what should I say about him, this filthy guy at heart.

"Fatty, you're too direct, you just said that Bai Annie would give you a bunch of fat dolls."

The fat man is gone:

"Comb, what should I say, this is not good, that is not good, it is not okay to say too much, it is not good to be numb, it is not okay to be direct, you say, what should I do?"

This love idiot, it seems that I have to educate myself well:

"Fatty, you said that a girl like Bai Annie should have a good look, a figure, according to what she said, a turtle, so the people chasing her, is it not enough to be in a row? So many people chase her, what love, what love, is she tired of hearing these popular words? ”

The fat man nodded.

"In all fairness, do you have Yin Mo and money?"

"I have the pearl of the night."

"Do you have a little white handsome?"

"I have character."

"Are you as smart as I am?"

"I have a ghost pill."

"Cheeky, you do. Let me tell you, to deal with a girl like Bai Annie, you have to say something fresh, innovative, elegant, and romantic, the same meaning, in other words, in order to move her and take her down, such as the sentence you just said, I want to sleep with you, do you say vulgar? Rogue not rogues? But if you want to change it to "I want to get up with you", how about it, elegant? One meaning, but it instantly improves your taste, doesn't it? ”

The fat man was not satisfied and asked:

"Is there anything more elegant?"

"Every morning when I open my eyes and see you and the sun there, that's the future I want."

The fat man came to the spirit at once:

"Is there anything more elegant and romantic?"

"The most beautiful thing in the world is that next to my leather shoes are your high heels."

The fat man slapped his thigh hard:

"This sentence is good, comb, that's it, even I was moved."

"Are you sure?"

"Sure."

I wrote this sentence on the back of the yellow paper symbol, folded it into a yellow paper crane, and wrote on it the five big characters "Bai Annie personally enlightened", and then I recited the mantra:

The aroma should be heavy,

Ignite the fragrance through the gate of heaven,

The golden bird runs like a cloud of arrows,

The jade rabbit shines like a wheel,

Nanchen Beidou is full of sky,

The colorful clouds are noisy,

Open the temple in the Ziwei Palace,

The jade girl of Taoyuan invites the gods,

A thousand miles of incense please,

The clouds are coming,

Pray to the three benefactors of this altar,

Spirited Vajra Beings,

General Xuantian Zhenwu,

The five emperors of the five directions are like clouds,

The two great sages of Xiangshan Snow Mountain,

Jin Zha Mu Zha Nezha Lang,

Help the boy to instruct,

The disciple is dedicated to praying to the invitation,

Taishang Laojun,

Haste as a law! ”

I didn't know what god I was going to ask to drive the yellow crane, so I recited the mantra of inviting the gods, and if nothing else, the effect would be the same.

I stretched out my sword finger and shouted at the yellow paper crane:

"Edict!"

At the sound of an order, the yellow paper crane stood upright with a "poof", flapping its wings, the frequency became faster and faster, and flew away with a "whoosh".

The fat man and I were stunned, staring at the direction in which the yellow paper crane flew away, and did not move for a long time.

"Comb, you didn't write the content wrong, right?"

"Nope."

"If you don't write the address, you won't send it to the wrong person, right?"

"No, I don't have an address on my notice, so I didn't fly to my house anyway. This yellow paper crane is transferred by the will of the messenger, and I asked it to give it to Bai Annie, and it will never be given to the second person. ”

"There's nothing wrong with the name, right?"

"How could it be wrong, Bai Annie, I can still write the wrong ......"

Oops, being asked by the fat man like this, I suddenly realized an extremely serious problem:

I forgot to write the payment.

Oh no, that's it.

In an instant, I fell into hell.

(End of chapter)