All the smug lives of human beings are nothing more than other people's business.

--- "Congliang's Diary"

When the fainting sensation disappeared, I felt much brighter in front of me, and I looked around expectantly, but I was very disappointed, and I didn't even see a ghost.

"Come with me to the fairy online store"

"Do you still have a physical store?"

"To be precise, we only have a physical store now, and the online store is up to you。。。。。。"

"Then may I ask Lao Wang, how many hundreds of millions of funds do you provide for me to deploy?"

"There are more than 200 yuan in the drawer of the store to pay for this month's electricity and water bills, which is not enough for you to pay 。。。。。。 yourself"

"Then is there a WeChat group in the fairy world, I want to learn about the customer information in the fairy circle of friends first."

"Immortals don't play in the circle of friends, there are too many advertisements in it... Besides, there is no WiFi in the fairy world, in other words, there is everything, why do you want you to be the shopkeeper? ”

"Lao Wang, this is really a sacred and glorious task。。。。。。

I walked through a few streets, more and more remote, and finally stopped in front of a nondescript door, which I am no stranger to, and it is rumored that this street has been acquired by a local developer who intends to demolish and rebuild commercial buildings.

This façade sign is impressively hung with four big words, "Full House of Romance".

And I have also seen this store, this store glass door hanging all kinds of dog chains and collars and other items, plus this ambiguous red light signboard bright hazy, in the middle of the night many boring young people often knock on the door to ask if they can buy sex stuff.

"There's something peculiar about the positioning." I couldn't help but comment.

Lao Wang didn't take advantage of it, he opened the store directly, the inner room was simply furnished, there were three rooms downstairs, one room was full of empty shelves, one room was placed with five computers, and one room was a toilet. (The pattern is a bit like the black Internet café that Zhenjun went to when he was a child.) ）

"Upstairs can live people, there are three beds, downstairs was originally intended to be a pet shop, unfortunately, Heavenly Court has not approved, saying that I am not doing my job." A middle-aged man walked out from downstairs, with a golden helmet and golden armor, a handsome face, and an eye between his eyebrows slightly together.

"You won't be?" I was a little skeptical.

"You guessed right, this is the Manifestation True Monarch, Erlang God." Lao Wang patted him like a sycophant, and gave a thumbs up while introducing. (Is this a thumbs up?) ）

Erlang God smiled slightly, very captivating, stretched his waist and said: "Since the shopkeeper is here, I should go back to the fairy world, I put the software of the online store in the computer by the door, a few days ago Taishang Laojun finally made it, the latest magic weapon --- white jade charm, similar to the function of the mobile phone, but there is no expiration date... ”

"Can I connect to WiFi?"

"Don't worry, the network speed is faster than you think, but it's a pity that our immortal world uses a local area network, and it needs to be activated with spiritual power, so it's enough to open an immortal internal online store or something."

"Why don't you connect to the network of the mortal world, now it is a global village, and the mortal world and the immortal world can also communicate with each other!"

"Impossible, the first rule of the immortal realm: the human world must not interfere with each other. The second one is embarrassing to say... There are too many network viruses in the mortal world, and the magic weapon can't hurt it. ”

Erlang God paused and continued: "However, the white jade charm has been sent nearly a thousand in the past few days, and your online store is ready to open for trial operation." ”

I thought that I would start from scratch to open this fairy online store, but I didn't expect that Erlang God is really a good person, and the platform and carrier have been built.

"Erlang, you are really my brother!" I wanted to grab his big hand and hold it tightly, but I didn't want to shake it open.

Erlang God said with a straight face: "I am an immortal now, you are a human, it is not that you have opened the eyes of heaven, you can't even see me, let alone want to hold my hand." Also remember this important one, don't hold the hand of the gods easily, if you hold it, it will be a lifetime, and the second brother will not do that......"

When I heard this, I was so frightened that I took two steps back and said, "The people who did that are all good comrades, I don't know the rules of the fairy world, and I didn't mean to offend the second brother." ”

Erlang God shook his head and said: "I don't know that I am not guilty, I happen to have something to ask you, it turned out that I opened a pet shop here, in fact, it was for my family Howling Dog, it is easy to ripple when it is a little older, hey, I think it will follow me to fight for a thousand years, personal problems have not been solved, I am also guilty, so I took it here in the name of opening an online store, for it to find a partner, as a result, it fled back to the fairy world after the belly of the young was bigger, you talk about it, this matter。。。。。。 ”

"What does the second brother mean is that the roaring dog has finished plowing the field, sown the seeds, and the germination results will depend on my little brother to raise and care for it?"

"Long live understanding, long live understanding, no wonder Heavenly Court wants you to be the shopkeeper, I'm optimistic about you!" After Erlang God finished speaking, he walked to the back door, opened the back door, and saw that there was a thick white fog outside the door, and he couldn't see anything. He remembered something, pointed upstairs and said, "The who is waiting to give birth is upstairs, and her name is Hot Dog... With that, he took a few steps and disappeared into the white mist.

I was not in a hurry to go upstairs, and asked Lao Wang, who was silent next to me: "What about online store delivery?" Are you walking in the fairy world and the human world with my long legs? ”

Lao Wang sat on the bench by the shelf and held a bag of dog food, took a puff of cigarette, ate a mouthful of dog food, took a puff of cigarette, ate a mouthful of dog food, and said after his stomach rose slightly: "Just now Erlang God also said that this place also belongs to a part of the fairy world, but when the gods come in, it is difficult for you to enter the fairy world." Unless the level of your store rises, the white fog in the back will naturally dissipate partially, revealing a part of the place in the Spirit Mountain for you to use, of course, the software of the online store Erlang God has been done, and the regulations should also be written in it, you can take a good look at it later. ”

As if he remembered something, he rummaged through the shelves for a long time, found a large cowhide and a white jade charm and handed it to me: "I often go to the Xiaoyao group to take a look, most of the immortals are chatting inside, of course, most of them are anonymous, and you don't have to be responsible for scolding。。。。。。 ”

"What is this cowhide for?"

"Of course the cowhide is blown ... Blowing up is a cowhide basket, put the goods in it, it will be delivered to the door of the buyer's house, and 100% will not be courier, nor will it be opened privately, you must know that the gods are very concerned about privacy. (Inventor: Cowherd)

Very good, very powerful, my day of opening an online store for the fairy world has officially begun!

(Erlang God: Do you want to see me fight with the monkey for 300 rounds?) Wait until I get my loyal dog Xiaotian back first)