In recent days, every night, I have had the same weird dream:

Always in a dark room where I couldn't see my fingers, an old man kept echoing in my ears with a hoarse voice: "Do you want grapes?" Do you want grapes? Grape made of demon blood。。。。。。 ”

Then a large group of various ghosts will pounce on me, and the process will be a bit like Ultraman fighting a little monster, but the ending will be the same, I will wake up from my dream and sit alone until dawn.

Really, I'm sick. The doctor said it was a mental illness that could not be cured. But I spit out grape skins from snacks and grapes, and I don't dare to look up at the beauty when I meet it, and I don't dare to look forward with my chest up, it is a good baby born in the 80s with 360-degree physical and mental health, and this baby will never be evil, right?

First of all, I have to introduce myself, my name is Jia Congliang, three years ago I drowned by the Yangtze River and was rescued by the aunt of the nearby neighborhood committee, after I woke up, I have no memory of the previous things, and I have complete amnesia, and I can't even remember my name.

Fortunately, my aunt is a good person, not only introduced a formal job, but also asked me to follow her surname, all the way to tell me, to be a good person in the future, don't think about jumping into the river anymore... We must abandon the cheap and follow the good...

My job is also quite easy, in the community property, mainly responsible for collecting property fees. The work content is also simple, for the procrastinating resident, the leader will arrange for me to stand at the door of his house, when he has paid the property fee, when I will get off work. (Free working hours, medical insurance if you are beaten)

At this time, I was in the secluded lane of the back street, looking at the small advertisements on each telephone pole very purposefully, except for the smell of dog urine around the telephone pole, it is the kind that cures all kinds of incurable diseases and is effective.

I was taking out my newly purchased mallet to write down the phone number on the advertisement, when an old man said hoarsely behind me in this empty street, "Do you want grapes?" ”

I slowly turned around and saw a sloppy old fortune teller, holding an old fortune-telling banner with a "blind fortune-telling, not allowed to ask for money" in his left hand, and a bunch of blood-red grapes in his right hand, laughing at me happily, his eyes were bright, and he stared at me with a thief.

"Aren't you the blind king of fortune tellers in the backstreets?" I asked.

The blind king in the back street is a famous figure of this generation, in the early years, because of the madness of playing gambling machines, his wife hated him for gambling and took the children back to his parents' house, the house and car were all sold out, only enough to pay off the down payment of the loan shark, one day the loan shark came to the door to force the tight, he stretched out two fingers and dug out the two eyes, which was regarded as making up the final payment. Later, Lao Wang rented a small dilapidated house in the back street, begged others to make a cloth fortune-telling banner, and started a blind fortune-telling business.

"Aren't you blind? Got a pair of dog eyes? It's not like that. "I feel that the blind king in front of me has a very different aura from before, what is the difference? It's even more.

"You're not human!" He shook off the fortune-telling banner with his left hand and grabbed my wrist.

"Stun you immortal banban, you are not a person, your whole family is not a person"

"I'm really not human, and neither are you, we used to be immortals, what about colleagues." He let go of my wrist, slipped the blood-red grape lift in front of me, and solemnly continued:

"Eat it, and you'll be the same as me."

I remembered the "fighting beast" dream I had every night, and I couldn't help but shiver and curse, "Neurotic!" And he ran to the corner of the street.

But when the blind king said something, I immediately retreated, and that sentence I have always regarded as a turning point in my life.

"You're still a virgin!"

I couldn't help but walk back curiously and warned him solemnly: "You can fool me, but you can't slander me... ”

"Fortune telling is just a small way, I can let the handsome guy can't cover my eyes, let the beauty can't bury my heart, let this Lori do what I want, do you believe it?"

"Brother Chun, I don't believe it, I will believe you?"

The blind king was very solemn, staring at me with a pair of eyes and said: "You were originally a little immortal official in the fairy world, you violated the rules of heaven and were beaten down from the world, and now the fairy world is responding to the rolling trend of the new era of the Internet, and I want to deliver you a sacred and glorious task... ”

"Didn't your mother teach you that it was rude to stare at a handsome teenager like that? And these words of yours are enough for me to give me a one-way ticket to a psychiatric hospital, believe it or not? ”

When the blind king saw that I still didn't believe me, he opened the skins of his eyes with his fingers and let me see the eyeballs inside.

There is eye, there is the truth, and sure enough, it is a human eye, and I gestured two fingers with my fingers in front of him.

He replied, "No, you two... ”

In this way, his eyes that were originally self-harming have really regained their light, and the blind king is not blind!

(As far as I know, medical science can't do it now.) ）

Is what he said true? The modern view of science in nine-year compulsory education is thus fragmented, and the Darwinian theory of evolution is said to be good, and the human being is the only intelligent creature that walks upright without hair.

The blind king "hehe" said straightforwardly: "I told you that I am an immortal, it is true, but that was when I was in the upper realm, and now I am using the method of leaving the soul, attached to the blind king who has just reached the end of his life a few days ago, and I am now at most a half-immortal body, and my cultivation is nothing." And you have immortal bones and immortal roots, but you are born in this human world without spiritual warmth, but it is no different from ordinary people, quite a lot of them have a longer lifespan. ”

My materialistic view of science was crushed by the last sentence of the blind king.

"Have you been dreaming of blood grapes and little monsters in recent years, and you have been panicking when you wake up?"

With an expression of how do you know, I replied cautiously, "I thought it was kidney deficiency at first." ”

"That's what I gave you in a dream, and there is a basis for meeting each other, so that we can recognize each other."

I'm looking for where there are bricks before and after, no matter which way he is, the immortal knocks it first, and then says, the first thing he does every morning for two years is to wash the sheets, and I don't dare to watch the pieces of my island country again, this sin, you know.

"Come on, come on, we can count us as old acquaintances in a foreign land, Lao Wang, I invite you grapes." The Blind King said.

"Are these grapes really made of blood?" I had seen the blood-red grapes in his hand a long time ago, and now I asked hurriedly.

"This grape is what I have practiced by hunting demons in the middle of the night for the past few days, and there is the essence blood of the demon clan in it, and now the immortal energy in the world is scarce, and the immortal energy contained in this essence blood is a lot, which is enough for you to open your eyes to the sky." He shook the blood grapes, and when he looked closely, they didn't make much difference except that they were a little darker than ordinary grapes.

I'm busy perfunctory and blind, like this kind of big event of becoming an immortal, I have to go back and think about it, what if becoming an immortal has an impact on future generations, what if I become a half-immortal and can't give my girlfriend a happy life in the future?

Before I could finish speaking, the blind king suddenly pressed my head and poured blood grapes into my mouth, and in a moment a small bunch of grapes had already entered my stomach.

"I haven't spit out the grape skins yet." I complained angrily to the blind king, and suddenly felt dizzy and swollen, and the scenery around me was constantly spinning and spinning in a trance, just like being drunk.

"I haven't finished your task just now, although you have violated the fairy rules, but you have been in the world for three years is considered decent, and now I will pass on the instructions of the Jade Emperor of the fairy world, and now the general trend is that the fairy world urgently needs to open an online store, so I hereby order you to supervise this matter, and you will be the owner of the first online store --- the fairy world!" He said a word later, and I, who was originally nervous, finally couldn't hold on, and immediately became dizzy and wanted to fall.

"The blood grapes I just pulled out have opened your heavenly eyes and opened your spiritual roots, and from now on you will often see things that ordinary people can't see, and I will live next door to you in the future, and you can call me Lao Wang."

(Lao Wang said: Collect, collect, laugh at the boy running.) ）