Li Zhenjun: "What do you do?" ”

Lu Guoqing: I specialize in catching ghosts and subduing demons.

Lee Jinjun: But ghosts and demons don't exist at all!

Lv Guoqing: Have you ever seen even one?

Li Zhenjun: I haven't seen it...

Lu Guoqing: Then who do you think they were killed?

--- "Interview with Jinjun"

Therefore, the treatment of Qingqiu's family should be no worse, and the size of Bai Susu should also be equivalent to the treatment of senior civil servants, because the bathrooms in the mahjong room in this suite are larger than the bedrooms of the online store, and the imported electric mahjong table (goblins also know mahjong?) There are also four leather sofas with 12 acupuncture points for massage mahjong chairs.

"Is there still a shortage of people in the Qingqiu family? This treatment is also excellent, and the kind of errands is better than me guarding the online store every day. I said to Lu Guoqing while touching the cards.

Lu Guoqing said with a smile: "If you marry this white girl, it can be regarded as a debt." ”

After listening to Bai Mei's paper, she didn't squeak and hit Zhang Miji. I hurriedly picked up the card and said excitedly, my sister's chicken, my brother ate it.

Lao Wang and Lu Guoqing secretly laughed, and Xu Qing realized that the men on the mahjong table were not good things, and their true nature was exposed.

But after a round, I found that the situation was wrong, and I didn't have a beard after the second round, which really lost my face in QQ mahjong.

"Smile at Jiuquan on the bar," Lu Guoqing said with a smile.

"Earth-shattering, all the same," Lao Wang said cheerfully.

The most annoying thing about playing mahjong in this world is to lose the card and be complained, Bai Susu did not have a good attitude to educate me: "Your name is Congliang, this name is really appropriate, the three families did not dare to play the tube, why are you out of this punching bag?" Others are obviously playing the same color, as a Jiangcheng person, playing mahjong at this level, don't say that I am a fellow countryman with you in the future. ”

I angrily knocked her on the forehead three times in a row and asked her if she had watched "Journey to the West"?

She played a round of cards before she came back to her senses and said, "Three dozen white bone spirits!" You and I are the bones!! ”

This stupid chick is interestingly tight.

When my chips were lost to the point that one of my credit cards was not enough to pay my gambling debts, an old man wearing a Taoist robe walked in, only to see that he was gray-haired and white-bearded, energetic, holding a dust, and looking like a fortune-telling stall in the back street and wanted to collect 100 yuan from others as soon as he stretched out his hand.

Lu Guoqing nervously immediately stood up and respectfully called Master, and the old man said unceremoniously: "There is no Master at the card table, Lao Tzu has not taught you." ”

Bai Susu and I hurriedly stood up, bent down and nodded, which was regarded as a junior salute, but the old man who just wanted to sit down pulled me and said, "Young man, you are also suffering while sitting, and the poor road will help you return to your roots, right?" ”

Lao Wang stretched out his hand and pressed the old man's wrist, let go after a few seconds, and said lightly: "The Tribulation Cultivation is enough to change my grandson's fate." ”

I was stunned when I heard it, the tribulation cultivation is a big success, not far from becoming an immortal, this old man's cultivation is not low, hurriedly gave up his seat, and ran all the way to quickly pour tea for the real person.

The old man squinted his eyes and looked at Lao Wang for a while, then sat down and said: "The poor road is called Zhang Yuandan, and the eight sons of Wudang are seventh, you can also call me Zhang Zhenren, who is Your Excellency?" ”

Lao Wang pressed the automatic shuffle button, and said lightly: "Lao Wang next door"

Repair for the level of mahjong to determine the level, Zhang Zhenren on the table even Hu four cards, I smiled as bright as a flower.

Lao Wang couldn't help but praise: "Zhang Zhenren's level is good, it seems that he is going to draw himself tonight." ”

Zhang Zhenren also replied: "I've been waiting for the chicken, but Lao Wang, you have always held your chicken and refused to let it out, in the popular saying now, you are always doing things... ”

The two old people's saliva was pale yellow, and I saw that I was about to return to the moment, and I heard Lao Sha shouting loudly outside the window: "Master, it's not right... The shopkeeper... I'm going to be caught by a monster! Store manager, I'm going to be caught by a youkai! ”

Zhang Zhenren jumped from the stool to the window, looked under the window, and frowned slightly.

The three of us also put down the mahjong and hurriedly squeezed up to take a look, and by the dim light, we saw ten corpses pouring out of the entrance on the first floor, and they were fighting with Lao Sha with quick movements. Lao Sha should have just planned to come back to find us, at this time he was holding a shovel in his left hand to resist, and he was still carrying a sack in his right hand, and the sack was bulging to reveal a lot of empty drink bottles. Dare to love him to pick up the bottle, this ambitious three fools.

"Master, the fish has taken the bait... Lu Guoqing said to Zhang Zhenren.

"It seems that you have set up a bureau early, first disperse the Mercedes-Benz man who has not changed into a wandering corpse, and wake up those who have changed into a wandering corpse in advance, so that they can run back to report to the main owner." Lao Wang Yun said lightly.

"Your Excellency is really extraordinary, and I can't hide that my apprentice and I have been taking the opportunity to find my daughter on a mission for the past few years, and I have always suspected that her disappearance has something to do with the Demon Dao. This time, I finally found a clue in the Qingqiu territory, please give up your friend's resistance, although let these wandering corpses be captured, because bone demons are different from zombies, they need to eat human flesh and human bones to react quickly, and they are used to leaving the captured living people for them to eat first, so as long as you follow them, you can find the mastermind demon who turned them into wandering corpses. Zhang Zhenren explained.

"How many young and strong mortals can a wandering corpse beat?" I turned my head and asked Zhang Zhenren.

"It's no problem for a wandering corpse to fight dozens of mortals"

"Then don't ask Lao Sha to give up, he can fight a hundred mortals at most alone, if he can't win these ten wandering corpses, he will naturally be captured, if we remind him to give up resistance, it will arouse the suspicion of the wandering corpses."

"This young man is so ruthless!" Zhang Zhenren turned back to Lao Wang and said.

Lao Wang just grabbed a good deck of cards, his hands were itchy and tight, and he asked: "If you don't know how to play mahjong, I don't think it's the same thing for them to fight." ”

Zhang Zhenren rewarded him with a white eye, and Lu Guoqing could only smile bitterly.

I expected it right, because Lao Sha was reluctant to let go of the sack to fight in the end, he was hugged by three corpses at the same time, and he was lifted high and carried into the distance.

"Chase!" Zhang Zhenren directly opened the window and jumped from the second floor more than seven meters high, and Lu Guoqing followed closely without hesitation.

Lao Wang said: "Let's take the stairs, my legs are not very good." ”

I nodded, "Let's go together, let's go together." ”

When the three of us walked down the floor, the wandering corpses were gone, I picked up the shovel that Lao Sha fell, but I couldn't see the hemp bag full of empty bottles around, this kid was caught by the wandering corpse and didn't forget to carry the bag, Lao Wang was right, the water of the Yangtze River is not clean today, and he is estimated to have soaked his head in the past few hundred years.

Bai Susu asked, "Where did they go?" ”

"That direction!" As soon as the king pointed to the north, all I saw was endless darkness.

"How do you know that you have also opened the eyes of heaven?" I asked curiously.

"Don't you see a chicken under that tree up to the north? It must have been left by Zhang Zhenren... Lao Wang jumped to his feet.

When we picked up the fourth chicken along the road, we saw Zhang Zhenren and Lu Guoqing in the corner of the wall, staring intently at a dilapidated lonely grave. We followed closely and also with their hunched cats.

I saw that the ten wandering corpses had put Sha Sha in front of the grave, as if they were using their shroud to twist a rope to tie Sha Sha's hands and feet tightly, and Sha Sha never gave up and shouted: "Store manager, I was captured by a monster... I was caught by a youkai! ”

I suddenly wanted to cry when I heard it, you must know that when I watched "Tangshan Earthquake", the whole movie theater was crying, and I ate popcorn like no one, by the way, the female netizen I dated never contacted me again, I guess I was disgusted with cold-bloodedness.

However, those wandering corpses were really called cold-blooded, and they were probably impatient when they heard it, so they took off Lao Sha's socks and blocked him in his mouth. I secretly rejoiced in the corner that he had given me a pair of new shoes and socks in the shower, not that I was particular about it. It's that his shoes and socks smoked the hot dog, so it's okay, in case the poison gas goes up to the second floor and lets me go back to the west early, then I won't have to die.