"I can't think of a second reason other than the fact that the Demon General can make corpses walk in a matter of days." Lao Wang sighed and said: "Demons are like Buddhas, they are originally outside the Three Realms, but if people and demons have a demon heart, they will become demons." In ancient times, the ten demon kings were majestic, and there were countless demon generals under their hands, if they didn't kill each other, even the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor couldn't help them, and then the giants of the Three Realms held a meeting and issued a demon extermination order: If there is a demon, the Three Realms must be jointly killed. For so many years, I thought that the devil was long gone. ”

Lao Wang suddenly pointed at the Mercedes-Benz man and said, "If I'm not mistaken, he is the bone demon who has been contaminated by the demon general." There are three levels of bone demons, all of which are ossified demons, divided into wandering corpses, ambushed corpses, and non-transformed bones. It won't be long before he dies today, and he will become a wandering corpse tomorrow! ”

At the end, he added: "If I make any mistake, my old king's surname is written backwards... ”

Lu Guoqing gasped, he had read the three hundred scrolls since he was a child, and he knew that the wandering corpse would move with the moon qi due to the season, and he would have no fixed place, and after a long time, he would turn into a flying yaksha, and the yaksha was not something he could level with a small path.

"Thanks to the seniors for reminding me, I know what to do." He took out his hand into the burlap bag behind him, took out seven jujube cores, and nailed them into the seven ** corresponding to the back of the man's corpse, and then pinched a yellow charm with his right hand, took out the small wine bottle that he had never drunk in his pocket, poured a large sip of liquor, splashed the charm, and recited the purification mantra: "Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the body." The soul of the disciple is the five internal organs. The green dragon and the white tiger, the team battles. Suzaku Xuanwu, guard me really. Haste as a law! ”

I saw that the spell did not ignite spontaneously, and the red flames turned into bursts of gray smoke and shrouded the man's corpse.

Lao Wang made this purification mantra, is one of the commonly used Taoist decisions, is to make the body gods return to the right position, eliminate the body karma, stabilize the soul, so that the four spirits support the body, with a pure body, can be the upper body of the evil things to expel the effect but there is still a high and low, this depends on the individual's cultivation, his hand of Taoism, than I don't know how many times smarter, it seems to buy some monasticism books on the Internet to make up for it.

Suddenly, the man's corpse sat up suddenly, still clutching his neck, and let out a whimpering sound, like crying and pleading.

"Most people who are contaminated by corpse poison or demonic energy will instinctively want to strangle themselves to death, so as not to hurt others, only a few people who take revenge on society are willing to be driven by demons, in the end, there are still many good people in the human world, and they are actually pitiful." Lu Guoqing said guiltily, it seems that his Dao method is too low, and it is not enough to completely purify this wandering corpse Dao.

Lao Wang also couldn't hear this miserable cry, so he took out a small wooden fish from the sack containing the charm mouse, and sat cross-legged on the ground, looking at the situation to chant the scriptures to exorcise demons.

I whispered curiously beside me, "You also brought a magic weapon here?" ”

Lao Wang didn't raise his head and said: "The toy store opposite the store, I bought it for five yuan... ”

Several of us felt dizzy when we heard it.

Lao Wang rhythmically knocked on the small wooden fish, and sang in his mouth: "When the Bodhisattva of Freedom and Freedom travels, when he walks deep in Prajnaparamita, he sees that the five aggregates are empty, and he overcomes all suffering." The relics are not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true when you want to know it. ”

It's really not easy to recite the scriptures to the rhythm of Jay Chou's rnb, except for the unclear words in the scriptures, which are actually quite good.

"This is an ordinary meditation mantra, recited by the predecessors, but it is like hundreds of eminent monks chanting sutras at the same time, this is the first time I have seen such a strong Dharma." Lu Guoqing praised that if he knew that Lao Wang was originally an immortal in the fairy world, he would know that for Lao Wang, reciting such scriptures was as easy as he peeed.

The male corpse listened to the Buddhist scripture for a while, gradually stopped whimpering, let go of his hands, and lay down. The corpse spot also changed from bright red to purple, and it seemed that he was really dead and couldn't be dead.

"Seniors are so supernatural!" Lu Guoqing's sycophants followed.

"Not enough to hang the teeth, not enough to hang the teeth." Lao Wang waved his hand and said modestly.

"Is this closed?" I asked curiously.

"For our religious affairs bureau, we didn't catch the mastermind, and we didn't give an explanation to his family, so the case is not closed."

"So what about us? We came out in the middle of the night, and now we're hungry and have to rush back for supper. And report the taxi fare that come and go... Lao Wang touched his belly, and his stomach was also obedient, and he made a "cooing" sound with cooperation.

"It's so late now, if the seniors don't dislike it, there is a private room on the second floor upstairs, there is a bed, a bathtub, and instant noodle snacks in the refrigerator, everyone can rest and rest, and tonight may need to conduct an in-depth investigation, the seniors' cultivation is so high, what is the emergency, and you still need to rely on the seniors... Lu Guoqing's smiling face was particularly friendly, and he didn't look like this ten minutes ago.

"It's easy to help, but it doesn't seem lucky to rest here." I looked around and saw so many corpses lying underneath, and we were lying on top, and if there was a soul who had just passed away and wanted to talk to someone at night, it would be very unsound.

Lu Guoqing is also regarded as a boutique among the people, and he hurriedly suggested: "The second floor is decorated according to the four-star standard, to be honest, ordinary people can't enjoy this treatment, they are all used by the internal personnel of the Religious Bureau, the door has a charm, there is gossip in the house, and the ground is washed with wicker all year round, so that it is cleaner than the home, and you still want to come if you are comfortable. . . ”

Bai Susu listened to him say that the boasting was a bit too much, and he hurriedly took us to the second floor, no one noticed that as soon as the four of us walked on the front foot, ten freezers containing corpses immediately opened by themselves, standing up naked and straight, their faces were more terrifying than the other, and blood-red corpse spots appeared all over the body...

At the same time, a few of us came to the second floor, and sure enough, as Lu Guoqing said, the decoration was extremely luxurious, with three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms, and a mahjong room, but there was no kitchen, and it was estimated that it was not appropriate to fire on the side of the funeral home.

Lu Guoqing knew that the three of us were all masters, so he hurriedly boiled water to prepare instant noodles, and took out the bacon and barbecue dried meat in the refrigerator.

Lao Wang ate happily, a mouthful of bacon, a mouthful of instant noodles, and kept pouring it into his mouth.

I then took a deep breath of air, as if there was a smell of meat, and I still used the top dishes? Hurriedly and politely refused Lu Guoqing's kindness, I glanced at Bai Susu, she sat quietly on the sofa, eating nothing, like the masked fairy in the painting.

"Bai Susu Xianyou is so beautiful, she has a boyfriend." I pretended to be a big-tailed wolf and asked kindly.

"No, how can a man dare to marry a man as a wife now, my predecessors all said that I was not gentle enough, and they broke up with me after a few months together."

I just wanted to say, "I'm not afraid of men", but after thinking for half a minute, I shut up again and continued to eat instant noodles.

It is often said in gossip magazines that it is okay to fool anyone, don't fool women, because they really believe! And when they ask about things, you must not answer immediately, you must answer in your heart for half a minute, and if you don't know what to say, you won't say anything. From then on, I didn't want to say anything after I thought about it.

Sometimes, gossip magazines really understand women.

After eating instant noodles in a few bites, Lu Guoqing suddenly suggested when he remembered something: "If you are not sleepy, how about four people playing mahjong?" I don't think you'll be able to sleep either, and in a few hours, it will be dawn. ”

Lao Wang put down his third bowl of instant noodles and said: "If you want to play, you can play QQ mahjong, and I haven't come to learn the rest... ”

I said cautiously: "Is it to beat Grandpa Mao, or to play with paper to stick to the face?" ”

Lu Guoqing and the old dynasty shouted in unison: "Cash!" ”