Xiaolei's confession by Autumn Night
Lei's confession
My name is Xiaolei, I heard that this name was given by my mother, she said that I am the god of thunder, and the first time she saw me, I thundered her in the wind
。 I don't understand.
I'm four years old, but my mom always wants me to tell people I'm five years old, and I don't know why, it's because my dad has too much
?
I have eight fathers, and there are a lot of wolf girls living next door to my house, and they say that Xiaolei is very happy. Little lei and eight at a time
When any one of the fathers went out, there was always a handful of them following. Daddy said they didn't care; But the mother said, this is *, said
I was very excited when I spoke; Brother Xiao Jiu only smiled every time, and then held my hand tighter.
Among so many fathers, I like Daddy Jun the most, he is my mother's husband. He is very gentle with Xiaolei, well... It's a little worse than Brother Xiaojiu, just
A little bit.
The mother also has a husband, called Lige. I call my dad directly, because my surname is Li, and my full name is Lixiaolei.
Every time I call Daddy, Daddy Nangong gets angry, and I don't want to call him that. Of all these fathers, I like it the most
I hate him, he scolded me when he saw me for the first time, and scolded my mother, and what I hated even more was that he beat me! Target! Fart! Share! My
It's Brother Xiaojiu's! How can he mess around?! Xiaolei is very angry, the problem is very serious! That's why I like to be sweet in front of him the most every time
The ground called Daddy Lige, angry with him! Daddy has been sitting there since I was a child, and no one paid attention to it except my mother, Xiaolei used to
Because Daddy didn't like Xiaolei, later Jun's father told Xiaolei, and Xiaolei knew that it was called illness, and Daddy didn't deliberately ignore Xiaolei.
When I call Daddy, in addition to the very annoying Nangong Daddy, there is also a Xuanyuan Daddy who is always not very happy. I don't know
explained the reason, so I went to ask Jun's father, and Jun's father said that Xiaolei was too young. Xiao Lei went to ask Brother Xiao Jiu again, Brother Xiao Jiu always smiled gently, but
Don't tell Xiaolei. Xiao Lei was very angry that time, really angry, so she let everyone see what it means to be a woman and a villain
Yang Ye, this sentence was later said by Daddy Jing, and Xiaolei wrote it down. That time, Xiao Lei usually overheard what the wolf girl sisters next door said,
I forced Garfield to ride on the Dragon Emperor, and the wolf girl sisters said that this is a miracle of juhua and cucumber, anyway, the whole family was all by my move
was frightened, so Xiaolei was very proud, this is Xiaolei's miracle.
I don't care if Xuanyuan Daddy is an emperor or not, whether Nangong Daddy is a palace master or not, even if one is a wasteland and the other is a boar, small
Lei is only called Daddy Lige.
Another time, Xiao Lei saw Nangong Daddy and Xuanyuan Daddy locked up in a room with her mother, arguing loudly, saying that Xiao Lei shouldn't be
The surname is Li, it should be surnamed Nangong, and another said that it should be surnamed Xuanyuan, he will leave the entire country to Xiao Lei or something, Xiao Lei will have
Many relatives love her, and there is an aunt who is far away and what is the name of Sang, anyway, Xiaolei doesn't understand, and she doesn't want to understand, Xiaolei is outside the door
Think: Do I have to use my father's surname? So what exactly is my last name? Could it be that Xiaolei will have one before she says her name in the future
A long list of surnames? That time, Xiaolei heard a wolf roar from her mother, and when Xiaolei wrote, Xiaojiu's brother said on the side that it was a lion's roar, but Xiaolei didn't see it
After the lion, I only knew the wolf and the leopard, so after thinking about it, I still wrote the wolf roar, but Xiaolei still had to admit that the mother roared and the dragon emperor roared
It's really different, it's far away, wolf roar, no, mother roar, Xiaolei and my surname! So Xiao Lei remembered that Xiao Lei's surname was Shu
。 And then ...... Later, Xiao Lei couldn't remember, Daddy Jing and a few of their fathers dragged Xiao Lei away, saying that 3P was too exciting and uncomfortable
The child listened to Yunyun, and Xiaolei was taken out for a walk by Brother Xiaojiu.
When she went home that day, Xiaolei excitedly told her mother that Xiaolei had seen a shampoo with Xiaolei's name in the supermarket. My mother didn't understand, but in the end
Brother Xiao Jiu explained, he said that the shampoo was called Shu Lei. Xiao Lei nodded desperately on the side, her mother's expression was a little - well, how to say it,
That's right, constipation! The next day, my mother told Xiaolei that Xiaolei was better off with her father's surname. Xiao Lei is still confused, Xiao Lei's surname is in the end
And what? But it doesn't matter, no matter what the surname is, in the end, it will follow the surname of Brother Xiaojiu, as long as Brother Xiaojiu knows what his surname is
All right.
I have a few other fathers, and the mirror father I just said is very cunning, and my mother said behind his back that he was an old fox, and Xiaolei watched it for a long time
I didn't see where Daddy Jing looked like a fox, so I asked Daddy Mirror directly, and Daddy Mirror raised his fan, covered his mouth and smiled. At that time, Xiao Lei Zhen
I saw something flashing in Daddy Jing's eyes, it was very bright and magical. Now that I think about it, it's probably because Daddy Mirror's fan is made of chicken feathers, so
Yi Niang said so, and Brother Xiao Jiu said next to Xiao Lei that it was a weasel that stole the chicken, not a fox. Xiaolei can't figure it out again, forget it,
On the whole, Daddy Jing is good, and my mother also said that although Daddy Mirror is "not good", he is very "capable".
Xiaolei also has several fathers, such as Shanshan's father, who can cook, and Houxian's father, who can play with Xiaolei, and Brother Xiaojiu
Pocket money, let him take Xiaolei to the street Daddy Chu...
Finally, Xiao Lei wants to talk about Xiao Lei's favorite little nine brothers, every time my mother fights with goblins—everyone says so—Xiao
The ninth brother will take Xiaolei to play on the street, so Xiaolei especially likes her mother to fight with goblins. When Xiao Lei goes to the street, she always holds Xiao Jiu with one hand
Brother, lead my mount - a sheep in one hand. This sheep is the last time Daddy Xuanyuan wore a banana-shaped hard hat from one head
The delivery man snatched it in his hand, and I heard that the delivery man was called unscrupulous, probably she was very unscrupulous, so Xiao Lei thought about it, probably this is called a substitute
Skywalker. Xuanyuan's father is more generous than Nangong's father, and Xiaolei likes it. This sheep breed is a lily sheep because it is time for the sun to set
waited to be robbed, so Xiaolei told the sheep that its name was Xi. Daddy Jun said that the pattern on the sheep's body is like a lily blooming, and you can see the stamens
, So, the name of the sheep finally decided to be called Xirui. Xiao Lei is tired of walking, she can sit on Xirui, and then Brother Xiao Jiu will take the sheep to a house
Huang Xiangle was the shopkeeper in the store to drink tea and rest, and then go home.
Speaking of rest, Xiao Lei has written so many words, and she also wants to rest, so let's stop here today____ (Note: The last horizontal line is actually Xiao Lei.)
Writing impatiently, when jumping off the chair, the tail dragged out of the word "bar" ... orz)