On that day, after all the men expressed their willingness to give birth to Xiao Shu's pregnancy, they were in a very good mood to leave the song.

He secretly planned that after Nashlaozi was delivered, he must let the men successfully conceive Xiao Shu's child as soon as possible, then they would not be able to touch Xiao Shu for a whole year. Next, when they were close to labor, they worked overtime and worked tirelessly day and night to make Xiao Shu pregnant, so in the next year, no one could eat Xiao Shu, so that he could be regarded as having Xiao Shu for two whole years, and he won the first place in the competition for favor among men.

Lige is very clear that monopolizing Xiao Shu for two years is already the limit, none of those younger brothers is a fuel-efficient lamp, and occupying Xiao Shu for two years can also become an exclusive myth in this family. As for the third year and later, I still need to plan carefully, and I can't rush it.

Obviously, the wind and waves are calm, and it seems that the weather is sunny, and the sun is better than Zhu Bajie's day, and a few days have passed.

The men rubbed mahjong under the supervision of Xiao Shu to set a bed, and this time Xiao Shu's reward was that the winner could be lucky to be Queen Shu at night.

The mahjong table shrank by one before you knew it.

On the one hand, Mr. Jing is usually light and does not fancy men and women; Chu Liyu still can't forget Feng Xueyin in his heart, his feelings for Xiao Shu are more like gratitude than love; There are also Yuanchen Shanshan and others who uphold the kind that can be rubbed if they have it, and they can do it without it.

So there are only four people who are really building the bed of the Great Wall, Lige, male attack, Xiao Junjun, who was originally very pure and then extremely wild, and who was dragged over to make up the number of people, but in fact, he also has the back chord of Xiao Jiujiu in his stomach.

Suddenly....

===== delivery man unscrupulously appeared on a lily sheep.... A choking dust cleared the dividing line =====

"Is this the Shu family?" Outside the door, a woman wearing a hard hat asked probe.

"This is, may I ask you ......" Xiao Shu greeted him.

"Hello, the contemptible person is the delivery man of the unscrupulous man-made* Co., Ltd., and the lady can call me Xiao Lianzi." The delivery man has a flexible mind, a small mouth is sweet and comfortable, she took out a yellow order from her arms, and read it against it, "Last week, the noblemen placed an order for a dozen man-made * in the company, and it has now arrived, because the number is large, so the company provides door-to-door delivery service, and the company's customer service has called in the morning to confirm." ”

"Do you have a phone?" Xiao Shu asked her husbands who were playing mahjong in confusion.

"I answered the call." Xuanyuan Yifei walked in from the door shaking a fan at this time.

"You?"

"Yes, I took it personally."

"How did you pick it up?"

The little snitch smiled: I have already told the Minister of Information and Energy that any call to Shu's house must be transferred to my Heart Nourishing Hall first, even if I am out of Gong at the time, I will receive the place of reincarnation of the five grains as soon as possible.

You... You... You... Xiao Shu pointed to Xuanyuan's nose and felt that he was about to be angry by the cerebral hemorrhage and was speechless, and his fingers trembled like Parkinson's, and he couldn't help but sit on the bed and gasp violently.

Chu Liyu! Stop the landline at home tomorrow! Xiao Shu only felt that his whole body was trembling with anger, tomorrow, tomorrow I will go to the mobile business hall to get a 3G mobile phone!

Who knew that Xiaofei's eyes narrowed: Don't think that I can't control your home phone if you don't use a landline, how can I just write a note to China Telecom? Of course, there are also my hidden piles in China Mobile, and it is useless for you to complain *****!

At this time, Xiao Shu has already driven the facial muscles by shaking his fingers, pulling the biceps, pulling the triceps, and what abdominal muscles, leg muscles, and psoas muscles are all vigorously exercised, and the whole person has a standard sheep epilepsy...

"Excuse me...", the delivery guy who was completely forgotten timidly interrupted the scene of lightning and thunder, "Excuse me, which adult is responsible for signing for the delivery?" ”

Lige put down the cards in his hand, stepped over with an arrow, and signed his name with a big stroke, for fear that the delivery man would be scared away, and instructed the delivery company: Just put things at the door, you can go.

==== The delivery man unscrupulously rode a lily sheep and left abruptly..... A choking dust dissipates the dividing line ====

One step out of the back chord: don't go too far! Don't think that if you are the emperor, no one will impeach you, and you don't forget that Nixon got married when he returned to his hometown because of Watergate. If you dare to tap our phone, even if you are my relative, I will take care of it.

Xiao Fei only felt that the blue tendons on his forehead burst out: If I don't teach you a lesson on behalf of your mother today, I won't be surnamed Xuanyuan!

The back chord immediately rushed to Xiao Shu's back: Madame, save me!

Xiao Shu, who had just recovered from the mess of "madness", was shocked by the next sentence of the back string...

I only heard the back chord shouting at Xiao Fei, who was catching up with Chuang: Let you see the kung fu that my wife taught me in bed!

At this time, Xiao Shu knew that Xiao Fei had misunderstood, but he was powerless to struggle to defend himself...

It is said that this room is lively, but that room is watching the play with relish.

Chu Liyu filled several people with wine one by one.

Sansa took out freshly fried peanuts from the kitchen

Mr. Jing sighed: There is wine, food and drama, but I always feel that something is missing?

Yuanchen listened, rubbed his greasy hand that ate peanuts on the white robe on his body, then took out the flute from his arms and played it quietly...

Then turn the camera to the table of mahjong.

None of the three of the three who were facing off to the critical moment would leave the table, and the lack of the back string was taken by the snow leopard Garfield.

I saw Garfield playing a card with a slender and powerful long tail, seemingly sweeping casually but very accurate, the fluffy tail is more dexterous than the elephant's trunk to draw cards and touch cards, gently roll and swing, there is a look.

The Dragon Emperor next to him was very envious, and felt that his tail could do this, so he swept it up without Garfield's consent, who knew that the Dragon Emperor's tail was as accurate as Garfield's tail, and swept Garfield's cards out of the way.

The three of them looked at the cold sweat, the Dragon Emperor did a good job, and the swept cards could clearly see that Garfield's cards were big three, and most of them had been completed, only the last card was missing.

As soon as Garfield saw that his cards were lifted by the Dragon Emperor, he hated it so much that he beat the Dragon Emperor violently, wishing that he had seventeen or eighteen legs, and he took turns to beat the Dragon Emperor in the shape of a windmill.

Seeing that the cards can't be played, the male attack spreads the cards: Leaving the song, I just have something to tell you...

As soon as he heard this, Lige's eyelids suddenly jumped, and his intuition told him that he was going to hear something he didn't want to hear next.

Sure enough, the male attack went on to say: I thought about it, since Xiaolei is my child, then I don't need to have any more children to drag down my happy life with Xiaoshu....

Lige's heart suddenly thumped, and one of the biggest opponents actually retreated without a fight?! Just now I saw Garfield beating the Dragon Emperor, and he could still laugh and say, "A pear flower presses a begonia", this same scene now seems to be the song, and he only feels that "a flower is inserted in dog dung"...

is secretly slandering himself, Xiaojun also interjected: Leaving the song, I also thought about it, I can get Xiao Shu in this life, and letting me wait by her side is the blessing of my cultivation, I never thought and didn't dare to let Xiao Shu give birth to children for me...

My heart is half cold when I listen to the song...

The back chord, which was scurrying up and down on the bed, heard it, and shouted loudly: I just want my wife to teach me kung fu, and I don't want children or anything......

Xiao Fei pushed it over with a palm and sneered: Do you think that if you don't grow up, your mother won't want you to inherit the lineage?

Hou Xian dodged this palm and immediately counterattacked: It's not our family that really needs a successor, right, are your ministers who can't eat the ancients watch you, the unscrupulous emperor, have no heirs? (Unscrupulous: Who called me?) ）

Xiao Fei's eyes rolled: Hehe, now I am the emperor, but I am not the only one who is qualified to be the emperor, and the Yuanchen who sits where is also the blood of the Xuanyuan clan?

Yuanchen saw that the flames of war were burning on his head, and hurriedly cleared up: I am no longer qualified to be the dragon chair, if it weren't for Xiao Shu persuading me to turn back in time, maybe I have become the biggest sinner in the entire dynasty now, marrying someone is already a gift from God, where is the qualification to force a child?

Lige's heart at this time has already been cold.....

Fox Shanshan smiled, and the whole room brightened up a lot: Not to mention, there is an eldest brother in the family, and the work of inheriting the sect will not be my turn... Let the big brother worry about it~

Mr. Jing glanced at Lige meaningfully, and said with a smile: I can't help it... As the saying goes, people are not as good as heaven... Plans are not changing fast ...

After listening to the words of the men, Xiao Shu suddenly came to his senses and yelled: "Then why do you want to buy so many things!" Oh my money! My money! ”

"Last time, the TV shopper of this product said that you can get a discount if you buy a dozen." The budget-conscious butler Chu replied.

The black line hung down from Xiao Shu's head... Will anyone else buy a dozen of these things besides our family?

"Then give it to Xuan Mingyu." His face had changed in red, green, blue, and purple, and he thought about it.

"To him?" The crowd was puzzled.

"He actually treated Xiao Shu like this, wanted to refine Xiao Shu into an elixir, and pushed the death of the wind master on Xiao Shu's head, the most unforgivable thing is that he united with Feng Xueyin to abuse Xiao Shu, humming ......" said, Lige's beautiful face was gloomy, and he pinched the cards in his hand with a "poof" sound........

Thinking that his wishful thinking was broken, the anger in Lige's heart was no longer extinguished by the continuous surging river... The cloudless weather outside was also obscene rain and cloudy wind in his eyes.

"Ah!!!!! My Cards!!! Xiao Shu screamed and pounced, but could only watch the delicate powder slip from the singer.

Xiao Shu only felt that his eyes were dark, how did he find such a husband with strong martial arts and deep internal skills, my card......

"Humph!" Lige patted the card ash on his hand, "Just press one into Xuan Mingyu's stomach, and then find a few flowers to him first x then o, then x then o, x then o, o and then x......"

"Let him live better than die, every day with a big belly!" Male attack interface.

"That's it! I'm going to recruit like a flower," Chu Liyu immediately went out to prepare.

Xiao Shu felt a little cold..... A man's vindictiveness is also terrifying....

That day, Xiao Shu was bored, lying on the bed and nibbling on apples, thinking of the pile of artificial * that was useless in the end, and said casually: You can all produce and sell yourself, do you want me to do it? Aren't you going to be H yourself?

The male attack smiled wildly: My dear, you have also seen that H is two verticals in the middle plus one horizontal, those two verticals are two people, and one horizontal is [beep--], which means that H is to be two people under the connection of [beep--] is the real H, otherwise it is L. Therefore, [beep--] love is better for the two to face each other. Come on, yesterday I flew ** director Ang Lee's "Lust Caution", and I learned a new trick called Paperclip Style, let's try it together...

"You and Fei went to see "Lust and Caution"?! Are you sure? Shouldn't you and Fei go to see "Brokeback ......" together......"

With a bang, the door slammed shut, blocking Xiao Shu's next words....

A few days later...

Xiao Shu, who walked out of the room while stretching his waist, looked at the eleven dusty man-made * on the ground, and was a little worried: "What to do with this thing?" ”

No one paid attention to her...

Again, a few days later...

Xiao Shu, who came out of the room, saw the Dragon Emperor going to the toilet on a large lump of unknown things.

Xiao Shu walked over, looked at it for a long time and vaguely recognized that it was eleven things, Xiao Shu rubbed his chin and asked suspiciously: What is this? Who is so immoral to throw ** into my house?

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