The so-called spit is a loaded gun.

--- "Congliang's Diary"

"Apprentice, your exercises are a little peculiar, a kind of mental interference, in today's words, what is it, that is, I was watching a movie and TV series and suddenly flew off the screen... What's that thing called? Brother Monkey was very anxious, scratching his head and thinking bitterly.

I cautiously asked, "Master, what you won't say is complaining, right... ”

"Yes, yes, yes, the horse feels disgusted when he sees you, and can't help but vomit on the one in the manger... Brother Monkey finally remembered this popular word and smiled.

"How do you attack people when you complain, is it a tongue war?" I asked, puzzled.

"It can also be said that the simple understanding is to attack the other party by complaining about the language.,It will have its own spell effect.。。。 It's shallow to talk on paper, so I'll educate you hand-to-hand. After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he plucked out a monkey hair, transformed into a golden hoop stick, and said, "Eat my grandson!" The stick is out of the high-level apprentice!! ”

"Brother Monkey! The female monkey of the daughter country is coming for you! ”

Failed to complain... I've been hit with a slap...

"I'm your bastard!! Do you believe it or not? Anyway, I believe in birds... ”

Failed to complain... I got a second blow...

"Brother Monkey, your godfather, Mr. Wu Chengen, is here!!"

Failed to complain... I took the third blow... It's about to become a Korean stick...

I know that Brother Monkey didn't really make a real effort, but it still hurt a lot on his body, if he hadn't been promoted to Yuanying Cultivation, this stick would have been wiped out directly. Suddenly, I thought of the weakness of Brother Monkey, and shouted with the strength of eating cows: "Om (ong), Ma (ma), ne (ni), horn (bei), Mi (mei), 吽 (hong)." ”

(Note: This six-character mantra is the most revered mantra in Tibetan Buddhism, and Tantra believes that this is the fundamental mantra of the secret Lotus Division, that is, the true words and teachings of Avalokiteshvara of the Lotus Division. ）

As soon as these six words came out, Brother Monkey threw down the golden hoop stick out of instinct, hugged the headache and screamed twice, I immediately picked up the golden hoop stick and looked at him happily.

Brother Monkey suddenly recalled that his tight hoop had already been taken off, and when he looked at me, he had no fighting spirit, and he muttered in his mouth: "What a magical power, take advantage of its unpreparedness, hit people's weaknesses, if it weren't for the big difference between you and my cultivation, you take the time to give me a look, and I won't be able to bear it." ”

"But I haven't seen any special spell effects in my spit ability?"

"You can try it with steamed buns...

"Manyu, you laugh like a two-hundred-pound dog ignoring buns!!。。。"

The steamed buns shivered and caused a dark cloud, and I was given a plan of electrotherapy.

Brother Monkey comforted me and said: "Talent spells have to be practiced slowly, steamed buns have not been practiced for hundreds of years to have today's Hinayana today, by the way, mortals can produce aura circulation after building a foundation, Bigu can train themselves, do not eat grains, Jin Dan can give birth to enchantment to protect the body, Yuan Ying can drive everything in the world, of course, it is good to be able to move a hair at the beginning, it just so happens that Manju is also promoted to Yuan Ying, today you practice the use of enchantment, tomorrow find a magic weapon to practice driving away." ”

"Please also ask the master to give the magic weapon... After I took Brother Monkey as my teacher, the first thing I learned was that the monkey should learn to climb along the pole.

"I can't even afford to buy genuine peaches for my teacher, how can I have any magic weapons, I see that your mallet made of world branches is quite good...

I was speechless for a while, so I had to follow Brother Monkey to learn the method of enchantment, which is actually to store the spiritual power of cultivators in the form of formations. After triggering, it will form a defensive shield within the range of the formation to block external attacks. It refers to the use of some supernatural power to form a special space and create another small space.

Of course, everyone's enchantment shape and structure are different, for example, the shape of the enchantment evoked by Manju is square, the structure is simple, the formation is strong, and it is the best way to protect the body.

I practiced for a day, and the enchantment was finally constructed, an oval the size of a duck's egg... It's embarrassing, is it because I didn't learn geometry well in math?

Brother Monkey sighed, closed his eyes and meditated, Manju was embarrassed to hit me, and lowered his head to refine her magic weapon--- a copycat version of somersault clouds brought out from the Dragon Ball world.

I'm a good person to say anything, but I can't see others look down on me, I went to the store to get paper and pen, learned Leonardo da Vinci to draw eggs, and it was a big egg, painted all night, and formed all kinds of eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, dinosaur eggs in my brain...

(Fortunately, Bigu, you don't have to eat, how much food can you save for the country in a year, I hope everyone cultivates immortals, and everyone Bigu!) ）

On the morning of the second day, Manju came to me curiously and asked me why I was half-squatting on the ground, in a posture like an old hen laying eggs, I smiled lightly, and opened the eggshell --- my own life-saving enchantment, the eggshell shone slightly, wrapped me tightly, and looked at it, it was quite good-looking.

Mantou hammered a few times with a small hand, the eggshell "bell" sounded, the hardness is really gratifying, she asked me curiously: "Your enchantment is strong but strong, but your enchantment is not round enough, Taoism believes that the sky is round and the place is round, the circle represents the sky, on behalf of the universe, and the yin and yang fish are also round, which is the core doctrine of Taoism, referring to the meaning of mutual growth and reproduction in the universe, if you can enchant a whole circle out, then it will be amazing!" ”

I replied, "I naturally know that the rounder the better, and I will move towards 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679... Pi is refueled, in other words, fat paper is not a day to eat fat paper, is it? ”

Brother Monkey came out of nowhere, looked at my eggshell for a while, and said: "You can teach, I thought you wouldn't be able to complete the cultivation of the enchantment in one day, the circular structure is one of the most enchanting enchantments, those immortals love to use this kind of enchantment, your eggshell will slowly become round... ”

He turned around and asked Manman, "How is your magic weapon refined?" ”

The steamed bun proudly summoned the little white cloud, the small white cloud floated in the sky, the color changed from white to black, the wind and clouds surged, and there was the power of thunder and lightning.

"You actually refined a thundercloud, yes, very good, although it can't compare to your father's hammer of Thor, your mother's Qianyuan mirror, but many people don't know that thunderclouds have the advantage of breeding magic weapons, if you find a magic weapon with a material that matches your attributes, if you find a magic weapon with a material that matches your attributes, you will be pregnant in it, it must be extraordinary. Okay, from the good disciples, take out your magic weapon and take a look... ”

I took out the mallet mobile phone, the mallet material is obtained from the drop of the world tree, the smartphone is just bought, the mobile phone is inlaid on the mallet, you can not only hammer people, but also call people to fight, when you are bored to play the glory of the king, one stone, it is an invention that I meditated on.

Brother Monkey took my "magic weapon" and scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and said with a wry smile: "Although this branch is not ordinary, it is not strong enough, although the mobile phone is convenient, but it has no resonance with this thing, it is nondescript, I don't know what it is... Unless... ”

"Unless what?" I asked anxiously.

"Unless this branch --- alive!" Brother Monkey emphasized in an accentuated tone.

Since ancient times, all ancient gods and soldiers can conceive and raise spirits, those who have heard of sword spirits, sword souls, and gourd babies, and those who have not heard of branches can also give birth to souls.

"That's it, this mallet will be handed over to me as a teacher first, and I will use my aura to conceive, I think your world tree should have spiritual sense, and if you are pregnant for a while, you may be able to become a creature of the world tree, then you will be amazing!"

Brother Monkey paused and added: "The shape of this mallet is still not very good, I can transform it into a wooden sword for you, and the mobile phone can be used as a sword hilt?" After all, if you use this mallet magic weapon to become famous one day, you will be embarrassed to say that you have the blood of a Korean stick... ”

"Then Master, you must train this spiritual consciousness well, can I tell me some small suggestions for raising sword spirits?"

"Tell me about it..."

"First, you have to have a good character, you don't like to be lazy and self-righteous and willful girls; Second, the appearance of the sword spirit must be seen. It doesn't have to be a beauty, but it can't be crooked and cracked. Just feel comfortable on your own. Third. You can't make money, but you must have something to do, it's best to have hobbies, the so-called troubles are born from the heart, and being idle in the sword will produce a lot of psychological problems. Fourth. Honoring the elderly is not only to honor one's parents, but also to one's parents-in-law.

Fifth. You have to have a bit of a brain, and you can't take ignorance for personality。。。。。。 ”

"Congliang, do you want to find a wife, or do you want a sword spirit?"

"As the saying goes, looking for a sword spirit takes the heart to live a life, isn't it?"

(The mallet cried, why do you turn me into a sword, even if it becomes a sword, it is still a wooden sword!) Zhenjun replied: "The image of the mallet is too ugly, non-mainstream, and it's not easy to make up fights, and after plastic surgery, Sword Spirit is a beautiful girl, and she makes a gorgeous appearance, you can rest in peace, right?" ”。。。 The mallet heard the author's big explanation, and suddenly lost weight birds. . . ）