Generally, boys who like to tell jokes are very handsome, because they have to cover up their obscene hearts with their beautiful appearance...

--- "Congliang's Diary"

Early the next morning, I went to the hospital to do a DNA test for Kiki and her old cow, and the results would take three days to come out.

When I returned to the store at noon, I saw that Brother Monkey was already sitting at the table eating peaches, and there were more than a dozen peaches on the table that were pink and tender, I didn't ask and grabbed two big peaches in my hands, one in one hand, almost choked myself, and after swallowing it in the blink of an eye, I said to Brother Monkey: "Master, how can the peaches you bring taste the same as the peaches in the supermarket. ”

Brother Monkey bit the peach and said: "It was originally bought in the supermarket at the corner of the street, 5 yuan 8 a catty, you will pay the bill, I am recorded in your store account... ”

Seeing Lao Wang and Mantou munching peaches and laughing secretly, I sat at the dining table with a dull face and didn't say a word.

Brother Monkey broke the silence and said: "Yesterday, I didn't have time to finish talking about the matter with the turtle immortal, and after I tied with him, there was a bet on whose disciple would be ranked higher in the world's first martial arts conference... A bet is a promise ... ”

"The disciple of the Turtle Immortal can't be Kulin, right?" I remembered that the only apprentices accepted by the Turtle Immortals during this period was Kulin, except for Wukong, who was beaten away by Brother Monkey.

(There are versions and there are also called Klin.,Mainly the latest genuine authorized one?。。。 ）

"It seems to be a bare-headed little monk.,It looks like a good qualification.。。。 Why are you scared? Brother Monkey asked me chewing 5 pieces of 8 pounds of peaches.

"It's not that I'm incompetent, it's that the enemy's head is too smooth... Before the war began, I made excuses for my loss.

"As my apprentice, I can't admit defeat until I die in battle!" Brother Monkey was a little excited and bit the peach pits.

"Master, can you not die and live as soon as you fight? I'm the owner of an online store, and I'm not a god-killing general, so I'm worried that if I go to the game, I'll lose more games, and I'll lose your old man's face, right? ”

"Don't worry, since I accepted you as an apprentice, I won't let you go out and be embarrassed... By the way, the cultivation house on Lingshan has been built, right? ”

Lao Wang gloated at me, then nodded.

Brother Monkey got together, waved his sleeves, full of peach pits, and said, "Let's go!" ”

I and Manyu consciously followed him into the back door of Lingshan, because the online store has been promoted to 5 diamond evaluation, the original white fog is less, the available area is getting bigger and bigger, Lao Wang didn't know how to build a thatched house in the morning, the area is hundreds of square meters, the repair is simple, it is even more cold than the Burrow, four wrist-thick pillars, a few broken straw mats paved roof, I am really worried that a demon wind will blow, this training room will go with the wind.

"You two sit down cross-legged, let me see how much aura you have in your body." Brother Monkey didn't dislike how simple the place was, and sat cross-legged on the ground first. Motioning for the two of us to turn around, the second hand pressed on our backs, my body jerked, and I felt a monstrous hot air flow all over my body, and the muscles and veins around my body felt hot and painful.

"Brother Monkey, no, master, can you do it lightly? Convey your power to me, it's a little unbearable, why does it hurt so much! ”

"You think too much, the transmission power is easy to make your muscles and veins confused, I am the residual spiritual power that penetrates your muscles and veins, in order to achieve the purpose of quickly improving your cultivation, you have read so many copies of "Naruto", and you can't help some pain, you look at how strong other people's steamed buns are!"

I turned my face sideways and glanced at the steamed bun, okay, she lowered her head and fell asleep. . . Why is there such a big difference between people and people, she is doing horses and killing chickens, and I am a slaughtered chicken, do you want someone to be a shopkeeper comfortably?!

"There is a lot of spiritual power left in your body, and there is still a seed of the World Tree that you haven't had time to digest, you endure a little pain...

"I didn't hear clearly, the sound of pain just now was too loud, what are you talking about? Yes!!! ”

In the next second, I rushed to my feet I was the dough under the rolling pin, the chicken in the oil pot in the fried chicken restaurant, a drunk shrimp chewed by a big mouth, and the withered lily inserted in the cow dung mound, I don't know how to describe it, in short, I can't stand the pain, faint first, maybe I can pass through the Ming Dynasty to be a prince...

So, I fainted and died...

There was a bang in my head, and Brother Monkey seemed to be saying to me: "Yes, I have been promoted to the Bigu realm... ”

I smiled at him, very pleased, and then after Brother Monkey finished speaking, my smile suddenly withered.

"There is still a lot of spiritual power left in your body, I will continue...

Once again, I had the illusion that dozens of doctors with scalpels were dissecting my body, and they didn't have anesthetics!!

To be honest, I think of the court drama at this moment, the mothers gave birth to children in pain, and it seems to hurt more than me when I watch the TV series, I am a little stronger as a man, and I have to be a little stronger, and I lasted for three seconds, and I fainted in pain. . .

"Congratulations to my son from Liang, who has been promoted to the Jindan realm, or is he promoted?"

"Master, my ass is small, I can't give birth to so much, I don't want to be the first immortal cultivator to die in the promotion process!"

"In fact, if you make the strength for the teacher, you may not be able to rise to the realm of the Yuan Baby, the steamed bun has reached the realm of the Yuan Infant when he fell asleep just now, I can't favor one over the other, you grit your teeth and endure it, I'm worried that your cultivation is not enough, and you can't stimulate your natural exercises. . ."

"Master,It's a little too exciting.,I don't want a big move.,It's good to be alive.。。。 Yes!!! Your sister is expensive this year?!。。。 ”

My brain suddenly went blank, an old man said, after death, will see a beam of light, a door, I really saw, the world outside the door is fragrant with birds and flowers, strange flowers and plants, there is a girl in the wildflowers, smiled at me, and still said to me: "Heaven and earth, this love is unswerving, don't forget the original intention, don't lose the true love... ”

"Who are you?" I slowly stepped forward step by step, trying to see her vaguely beautiful face, and gradually I saw her mouth, it was so beautiful! Her voice was as clear and beautiful as a lark: "In heaven and on earth, there is only one you, and there is only one me... ”

"It's time to wake up!" A majestic voice woke me up in an instant, the voice was incomparably majestic, incomparably familiar, incomparably incomparable...

When I opened my eyes, I still saw the white ceiling, the hot dog sleeping next to me with a big belly, snoring, and I muttered to myself, and most people have asked themselves--- "Who am I?" ”

The day I woke up, I was able to get out of bed, and for the first time I had opened my eyes and not be hungry at all.

Bigu is sometimes equal to the ass.,A certain function doesn't seem to be needed.,How much toilet paper is saved.。。。

The first thing Manman asked me was: "You are all primordial infants, the talent bloodline should be activated, what is your talent technique?" ”

"I don't know, I feel that except for the light body, it's not much different from before." After saying that, I jumped lightly, hit my head on the ceiling, fell to the ground and stood up on the bedside table, the bedside table was torn apart, and I was startled, and sat on the bed, the hot dog's belly was big...

(The hot dog was originally pregnant, okay, what a cold joke, even to add a cotton coat...) ）

"You come with me to see Uncle Sun, he will definitely know about your talent exercises." Mantou took my hand, wanting to go with her, no matter how strong the wind is, you have me, you will never get lost again, accompany you to see the meteor shower fall on this earth, let your tears fall on my shoulders, I want you to believe in my love and only be brave for you...

(If you sing Meteor Garden again, it will really expose your age, remember!) This is a two-dimensional graphic novel!! ）

Brother Monkey was eating peaches in the practice room at this time, he ate with relish, only one peach was left in his hand, and Brother Monkey handed me the peach politely.

I waved my hand and said, "I don't have much appetite for the grain now, and the peaches in the supermarket are not delicious, and they smell earthy." ”

Brother Monkey threw the peach into his mouth and said, "This is a genuine peach... Hey, it's destined that your kid didn't take it orally... ”

I suddenly felt that the wind was blowing on the top of Lingshan, and the wind was blowing, and I wanted to flow inside.

"Kidding you, it's a peach from the supermarket, and there are not many peach in Yaochi now, and the last time I gave the turtle immortals were genetically modified, the side effects are big, and the taste is average. Come, hand me your hand and see what your talent is doing. ”

I didn't think Brother Monkey would joke, this world has changed big and small, it's too casual!!

(Brother Monkey: It's a man who gives a little force, this book has to be topped!) ）