I took out the note, ready to take advantage of the fat man's meal to memorize the "Song of Righteousness".

I eat so much of this product every time, and I have to eat at least half an hour for a meal, and this time is enough for me to memorize it, and I can memorize it if I look at it casually tomorrow.

It's just that I thought it perfectly.

People are not as good as the sky, and the sky is not as good as the fat man.

"Boom ......"

The door to the dormitory was suddenly kicked open.

I was shocked and annoyed, who dared to trespass into my dormitory so boldly, and when I stepped forward to theorize, the fat man's fat body of more than 200 pounds rushed in.

"Fatty, are you alright? The door is messing with you? ”

The fat man ignored me, and when he came in, he didn't go to his bed, but walked towards me, and without saying a word, he just lay down on my bed.

I'm confused!

What's going on again?

"Fatty? You got kicked in the head by a donkey? ”

The fat man still ignored me, lying on my bed, his mouth open, panting, his eyes were red, and his two small eyes were bulging, and he almost fell out.

I immediately understood.

In order to disturb my endorsement and achieve his evil purpose, this thing will not eat!

For a complete foodie, it is needless to say what it means to skip meals.

That's why I'm so angry.

"Fatty, do you want to sacrifice so much?"

"I'd love to!"

"Fatty, you just want me to spend the night with that dead-faced teacher?"

"Flutter Flutter Flutter ......"

"You can do it, it's not me who is hungry anyway, you go to your bed and lie down, why are you sleeping in my bed?"

"Flutter Flutter Flutter ......"

"Okay, okay, where you like to sleep, you sleep with yours, I carry mine. Heaven and earth have righteousness, and miscellaneous manifolds. The lower part is the river mountain, and the upper part is the sun and stars......"

"Ahh

The fat man suddenly roared into my ear:

"Hungry, I'm so hungry! I'm so hungry! ”

"If you're hungry, go to eat, no one will stop you, won't let you eat."

"Hungry, I'm so hungry! I'm so hungry! ”

As he spoke, he slapped his hand on my bed.

I know that the fat man is deliberately harassing me again.

I ignored him and took the cheat sheet and tried to go out and memorize it.

The fat man stood up suddenly, slammed the dormitory door shut first, and stopped me:

"Where are you going? You are not allowed to go anywhere! Stay with me in the dormitory. ”

"If you don't go, you won't go."

I'm carrying it in the dorm.

I walked around the dormitory, trying to carry it, but wherever I went, the fat man followed me like a plaster, chattering in my ear:

"I'm hungry, comb, don't carry it yet, let's go eat together, shall we? Why don't you go and bring me something to eat, you can pity me, since I came to Maoshan College, you see that I am hungry and thin, if I go back, my grandmother will definitely feel sorry for me, and she will definitely not let me come again, you will not see me, don't you feel heartache? ”

"Get out, if you're hungry, you can eat by yourself, or lie down, I tell you, the long night is long, and the more you move, the hungrier you will be."

But this time the fat man was determined to let me spend the night with the dead face, and he didn't eat hard and soft, and he pestered me for an hour or two, which made me upset and irritable, and I couldn't calm down.

"Fatty, you have a kind, I admit defeat, I serve You, I don't carry it, I can't sleep."

As I spoke, I put my hand away and lay down on my bed.

The fat man did not reassure me and warned:

"Comb, you have to remember, you are a man, a dignified man, if you are a man, you have to talk and count, if you don't carry it, you won't carry it, you can't hide in the bed while I'm asleep."

"Fuck off, go to sleep."

The fat man stuck his tongue out at me and went to sleep in his own bed.

I changed my plans again.

The two hobbies of fat people are gluttony and snooze.

If you don't eat, I won't believe you don't sleep.

I'll get up early tomorrow morning to see what you can do.

Thinking about it makes me fall into a deep sleep.

……………………

The next day, around five or six o'clock, I woke up.

I didn't care about washing my face and brushing my teeth, and I didn't wear any clothes, so I sat up, half lay on the bed, took out my hand-copy, and began to recite "Song of Righteousness".

I was messed up by a fat man yesterday, and I haven't even read this poem yet, so I really have to put in some effort to memorize it

This Teacher Liu Ke is really weird! If you don't teach us Maoshan technique, you have to endorse it, this is not a blind toss.

But what I couldn't have imagined was that at this time, the fat man woke up.

He actually woke up!

Today's sun is going to come out in the west.

It's a ghost.

The fat man got up from the bed, and with no clothes on, just a pair of shorts, he got into my bed.

I exclaimed:

"Fatty, you're going too far! You're going to crush my bed. ”

The fat man smiled shamelessly:

"I was so hungry that I couldn't sleep. Comb, I suddenly realized a very serious problem. ”

Impatiently said:

"There's something to say, there's a fart."

The fat man said with a clear eye:

"I think that Mr. Liu Ke let us recite righteous songs, which is by no means simple."

"Nonsense, I still need you to say, Mr. Liu Ke is full."

"I mean, on the surface, Mr. Liu Ke is asking us to memorize ancient poems, but in fact, there is a deep purpose hidden in the secret."

"For what purpose?"

"I pondered, in the name of memorizing ancient poems, he examined us as a truth, and whoever memorized it well, he would pass on the willow leaf to whom."

"Hehe, hehehehe...... I'll give you 10,000 hehehe, you really know how to think about it, how much effort did it take Mr. Liu Ke to find that willow leaf, don't you know, you didn't see his love for that leaf, will it be passed on to us so easily? ”

"He's so old, it's useless to ask for willow leaves, and the heavy responsibility of subduing demons and eliminating demons in the future will be handed over to us, and he won't pass it on to us, to whom."

"Even if you want to pass it on, it won't be passed on to you, didn't you listen to Mr. Liu Ke, if you want to get willow leaves, you not only rely on hard work and sweat, but also on opportunities, and most importantly, on character."

"Character? Am I not good enough? ”

"It's not a question of whether it's enough, the key is, do you have this thing of character?"

"Comb, you don't blush when you say this, I don't have any character? No character, the daughter of the city lord of Crescent Lake will marry me? No one will put the lantern ghost ghost grandfather's ghost pill into my stomach? All of this is proving, I will let it be, my character is bursting, I tell you the truth about the comb, willow leaves I am determined to get, you will follow me in the future, brother, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy. ”

"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, if you want to treat me as a brother and let me go? Let me memorize "Song of Righteousness" first. ”

"Carry a yarn, what's wrong with you accompanying that uncle all night? I won't eat you, and I won't lose money. ”

I understood again, and said angrily:

"Fatty, it's been a long time, you've been talking so much nonsense with me, and you're deliberately wasting my time, right? I'm telling you fatty, if I can't carry it, I won't let you go. ”

"What are you doing with me? When the time comes, I get the willow leaves of Mr. Liu Ke, and no one can do anything to me, I can do whatever I want, hehe. ”

As I spoke, the fat man drooled in front of me.

Not only is he drooling, but he also looks obscene.

This big pervert must have begun to fantasize about peeking at Bai Anne taking a bath after getting the willow leaves.

I deliberately asked the fat man:

"Fatty, what are you thinking?"

"Bai Annie, what else can I think about besides Bai Annie, don't I think you can't do it."

"Boom ......"

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, the door of our dormitory was kicked open.

I was wondering who was so grumpy and kicked our door so early when White Anne flashed in.

I'll go, don't you want to be so magical!

It's time to come!

(End of chapter)