Chapter 7 This is unlucky
Headquarters of the Hero Association of City A.
"Jingle bell!"
A bell rang, and the customer service lady answered: "Hey, hello, this is the Hero Association, can I help you with anything?" β
"M City...... A weirdo has appeared in M City!? The resident on the other end of the phone screamed in horror.
"There's a weirdo in M City?" The customer service lady was taken aback and hurriedly asked: "This gentleman, please calm down and tell us in detail about the address where the strange man appeared and the situation at the scene." β
"Good...... Well, the weirdos are...... It's a Coke weirdo, he appears on the street next door to Dongcheng, the straw above his head can shoot like a machine gun, the scene is a mess, please hurry up and send a hero to destroy the weirdo. β
"Okay, we understand, please rest assured, we will dispatch heroes as soon as possible, during this time when the weirdos are destroyed, please pay attention to your safety, goodbye."
After the customer service lady calmed down the residents, she immediately hung up the phone and reported the residents' alarm to Maria, who was on duty.
"M City again?"
Maria stroked her sleek short hair, rubbed her temples, and her pretty face was full of exhaustion, "Next to the streets of Dongcheng?" Shall we ask the king to do it again? β
"Team Leader Maria, there are no heroes near the East City, if you want to quickly eliminate the weirdos, you can only ask the king to take action." The customer service lady hesitated: "Do you want to report to the deputy minister and minister?" β
"No, they're already asleep, don't bother them with this little thing." Maria waved her hand and said decisively, "Call King and ask him to take action to eliminate the weirdo." β
"Yes."
The customer service lady immediately executed the order.
"Jingle bell!"
The call was quickly connected, and the bell kept ringing in the silent command room, however, no one answered, and it seemed that King was not next to the phone, and after a while, he was hung up.
"Hung up?" Maria frowned, "Quick, assess the level of the weirdo, contact the nearest hero nearby, and notify the police department to protect civilians......"
After losing the nuclear weapon of King, she issued several orders in a row, strictly following the association's process of eliminating the monsters, ensuring that the monsters were eliminated in the shortest possible time, and at the same time ensuring the personal safety of the residents.
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"Hey...... Hey, hey, looking for ...... I'm looking for you, damn bastard! β
Wang Feng's heart tightened, and he hurriedly hung up the phone of the Hero Association, and at the same time carefully probed to check the situation of the Coke freak, the Coke freak heard the sound and identified the position, his body staggered to face the gate of KGJI, his face full of red showed a cruel smile, and the straw on the top of his head turned to Wang Feng's position, suddenly bubbling with Coke foam, and would spray Coke bullets at any time.
I rub! Dead!
Wang Feng's eyes widened, and his chest made a sudden and unique sound, he quickly swept the escape route, and after half a sound, he wanted to cry and find that there was no way back from his position, and if he wanted to run, he could only leave through the gate.
"Saitama, you're dead bald, show up soon......"
As a last resort, he performed the "Bald Summoning Forbidden Technique", but this was passive, and the active summoning had no effect, and Saitama did not appear.
However, although Saitama did not appear, another Wang Feng "destined person" fell from the sky, and the KENGJI signboard fell down with a clatter for some reason, and smashed directly on the body of the Coke freak, and the Coke splashed everywhere, which was miserable.
"This ...... Is this stoned? β
Wang Feng looked at the Coke freak who was hit by the KGJI signboard in a daze, his face was strange, at this moment, the Coke Monster's Coke bucket was smashed by a third, and the young face of the Coke freak was even more distorted like an abstract painting, and the dark brown Coke equivalent to blood flowed to the ground, and the Coke freak fell to the ground, motionless, estimated to be ...... Hung up.
"Ding Dong, there are weirdo cards nearby that can be converted, please go to convert!"
Wang Feng waited for a while and didn't see the Coke Weird move, until the system sounded a prompt, and he was sure that the Coke Weirdo was dead.
"Whew~"
He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a kind of happiness that he had escaped death.
"It turned out that he died by himself."
He got out of KENTY and came to the side of the Coke Monster to touch it, and immediately received a system prompt to get a "one-star card Coke Monster", he took a look at the falling KGogee signboard, and found that there were many traces of bullets on the bracket that fixed the signboard, and the young man was drunk and unconsciously shot indiscriminately, resulting in the signboard loosening and falling, and the young man really did a good job.
"Alas, at the same time, the end of the world is falling."
He stared at the tragic appearance of being stoned to death by the KFC signboard, and couldn't help but think of his own journey through time, which was also stoned to death by the KFC signboard, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
"For everyone's sake, I'll be silent for you for three seconds."
Wang Feng took off his cap and bowed slightly to the Coke Weirdo, expressing his sincere sorrow.
"That'...... Is that...... kingοΌοΌ β
"Wow, it's King, King killed Coke Weirdos."
"Long live the King!"
The people who have been secretly observing the situation of the Coke freak are curious about why the Coke freak suddenly turned off and faced the KENGJI restaurant, but they were stunned to find that the Coke freak was killed by the KKG signboard in the next second, just when they felt that the Coke freak died inexplicably, Wang Feng appeared, and coincidentally took off his hat in silence, and was recognized by the residents at once, so the residents naturally put the credit for killing the Coke freak on Wang Feng.
"Huh?"
Wang Feng glanced blankly at the cheering residents in the surrounding buildings, how could he put the credit for killing the strange man on me? I really didn't do anything!
"Son~"
At this moment, a terrible cry rang out.
"Huh?"
Wang Feng was stunned, turned around suddenly, and saw a middle-aged man standing not far from him who also seemed to be wearing a clown suit, but the middle-aged man was wearing a green sprite bucket, and the word "bloody" was marked on his stomach, and a green straw was inserted on the top of the green sprite cover, and the straw was larger than the young man's blue straw, which seemed to indicate greater power.
The middle-aged Sprite weird looked at his tragic son with a sad face, full of anger, his eyes were red, he glared at Wang Feng viciously, and said word by word: "I...... Want...... You...... Die! β
The green straw above his head splattered with transparent sprite, as if a volcano hidden in the ground was about to erupt.
Eh, wait a minute, I didn't kill your son!
Wang Feng looked confused, and hurriedly waved his hand to deny, who knows, his sentence "Your son was not killed by me" has not yet been exported, and a billboard suddenly appeared in his sight, and with a bang, it smashed directly on the head of the middle-aged Sprite monster, Sprite splashed everywhere, and the transparent Sprite flowed to the ground.
"Dingdong, there are weirdo cards nearby that can be converted, please go to convert." The system's emotionless prompt sound appeared again, and needless to say, the middle-aged Sprite freak also hung up.
"Wow!"
The residents saw with their own eyes that King easily stretched out his hand to kill the stranger, and they immediately boiled.
βkingβ¦β¦ I'm going to give you monkeys. β
"King, please take me as an apprentice, I am willing to make you a cow and a horse."
"The strongest man - king!"
Wang Feng listened to the cheers upstairs and downstairs around him, and was very embarrassed, this ...... It was an accident.
"Ding, congratulations to Speed for getting a two-star card, Sprite Monster."
He went up to the middle-aged Sprite Monster and touched it, and got a Weird Guy card, and at the same time he curiously pinched the skin on the Sprite Monster, and found that the shell similar to the Sprite bucket was plastic, and he was curious, and touched the shell of the Coke Monster, it was actually paper, it seems that although their attack is strong, but defense is a big weakness, no wonder the father and son will be stoned to death by signboards and billboards.
Moreover, he glanced at the billboard's steel frame a few times, and the conspicuous bullet marks let him know the reason why the billboard fell.
"Lalala, Coke, Sprite, it's almost dawn, you two rabbit cubs won't come back soon......"
At the entrance of the street, a cylindrical figure walked over from afar, shouting the names of "Coke" and "Sprite" at the same time, as if the elders of the family were going out to look for the bear child who had not returned home for a long time.
Well, there's another ...... Grandfather?
Wang Feng's face darkened suddenly, this is unlucky.