"Son!!"

Another terrible scream rang out.

"Sure enough...... Grandfather. ”

The corners of Wang Feng's mouth twitched, hehe.

The strange man who appeared in front of him looked like a large pale yellow Fanta can, with a pull ring open on the top of his head, a yellow straw inserted, and his face was old, and the word "Fenda" was written on the aluminum sheet on his stomach.

"Son!"

The old Fanta freak pounced on the Sprite freak in grief, wailing in pain.

Rub!

Wang Feng subconsciously took a few steps back, looking at the grieving old Fanta weirdo in embarrassment, wanting to explain that he was not a murderer, but he was afraid that the more he depicted it, the darker it would be.

"Huh? White thing, my good son!? ”

The old Fanta freak raised his head and glared at Wang Feng viciously, but when he raised his eyes, he saw the same tragic death of the Coke freak not far away.

Uh, wait a minute, good ...... Good son? Nima, aren't you grandpa? Shouldn't you call your grandson?

Wang Feng was stunned, if he remembered correctly, the middle-aged Sprite Monster just now should be called the Coke Monster son, why did the elderly Fanta Monster call both the Sprite Monster and the Coke Monster his son? You...... Your family relationship is a bit messy!

He glanced at the middle-aged Sprite freak with a green lid on his head with pity, and it was really "if you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head"!

"You killed my two sons, you...... Damn it! Tonight, I'm going to jump on your grave!? ”

The boiling sound of "grunt" came from the body of the old Fanta monster can, and the yellow straw made a "plop" steam sound, and after a while, with the sound of "cooing", a ball of yellow liquid the size of a basketball was squeezed up from the straw, which felt like a normal table tennis ball stuffed into a slender straw, with a tumor bulging in the middle.

"Shhh

Wang Feng gasped, and at the same time, his heart beat faster, making a "sudden" muffled sound, judging from the situation of the Coke Monster, their soda is equivalent to gunpowder, and in the same way that Fanta Monster squeezes toothpaste, he estimates that he can shoot a cannonball from the straw in a while, blowing him to pieces.

Flying snow in June, I really didn't kill your two sons, old man, you have to calm down!

He hurriedly waved his hand to deny that he was the murderer, but another sentence "Your son was not killed by me" did not exit, and a "white angel" suddenly appeared in his field of vision, and an air conditioner outdoor unit fell from the sky, boom! It smashed into the body of the elderly Fanta monster at once, and Fanta soda splashed everywhere......

"Ahh

However, he is worthy of being a grandfather's weirdo, who was hit by an air conditioner and did not die in the first place.

"This ......"

Wang Feng looked blankly at the old Fanta weirdo who was struggling to get up, do you want to go up and help him? Afraid of being falsely accused, forget it!

(Reminder, the parentheses are a joke version of the description, please don't care: "Do you want to come forward and make up for it?") Waiting online, it's in a hurry. Wang Feng took a photo and posted it online for help. ）

Run! Otherwise, when the old weirdo stands up, he will definitely kill himself!

He turned and tried to run away.

"Boom!"

Suddenly, the "cannonball" that had been squeezed in the straw of the elderly Fanta monster for a long time was smashed by the air conditioner because the straw was smashed by the air conditioner, so that it could no longer be squeezed, stuck in the middle, unable to go up and down, and after holding it for a while, it exploded violently, and Fanta soda splashed everywhere......

Wang Feng looked back dumbfounded at the farce-like scene, the elderly Fanta weirdo was blown up by his own "cannonball", Fanta soda was spilled on the ground, and carbonated drinks were bubbling.

"Dingdong, there are weirdo cards nearby that can be converted, please go to convert."

"Today is April Fool's Day? Are weirdos joking with their lives? ”

He couldn't cry or laugh, and a family of three fell into the sky falling inexplicably, and sure enough, it made sense for the teacher to teach us to be careful of falling objects in the sky from a young age.

"Rest in peace!"

He stepped forward and touched the old Fanta Monster and got a two-star card Fanta Monster, and at the same time found that the shell on the old Fanta Monster was made of aluminum, no wonder it was more resistant to beating than Sprite Monster and Coke Monster, and the defense was a cut higher.

He glanced at the air conditioner, the bullet marks on the bracket made him speechless, others call cheating daddy all day long, in fact, they are complaining, but the coke weirdo is really cheating daddy, and two dads are killed, making evil.

"Long live the King."

"King must be a superpower, you see he stretched out his hand, the signboards, billboards and air conditioners upstairs all fell down and killed the weirdos, it must have been King who pulled those things down with his telekinesis."

"He is worthy of being the strongest man on the surface, and he is worthy of being my idol!!"

"Wait a minute, did you just see King turn around with confidence, that is the strong man's 100% confidence in his own strength, he believes that the strange man will definitely die, so he will show his back, King is too strong, from strength to psychology, it is so strong that it is a mess."

The people seemed to be ignited all at once, their blood boiling, and their faces were full of excitement.

“……”

Wang Feng saw those people dancing in the room through the window, shook his head speechlessly, put on his black peaked cap, and quickly left the scene, as for the bodies of the three strange people, someone would naturally deal with them afterwards.

……

Headquarters of the Hero Association of City A.

"Maria, I have notified the 13 recent B-rank heroes to go to the scene of the weirdos, and I believe that the weirdos will be eliminated soon."

Staff debriefing.

"Hmm." Maria nodded, "By the way, what is the weirdo assessment level?" ”

"According to the reports of the citizens, the Coke monster is only a wolf-level disaster."

"Okay, always pay attention to the situation at the scene of the stranger, and report to me if there is an emergency." After Maria finished speaking, she turned around and asked the staff on the other end, "What happened to the Apple Monster that appeared in City Z?" Has it been solved by a vest black hole? ”

"Report, there is no news feedback from the vest black hole and the citizens at present, and it is estimated that the battle is underway."

"Okay, keep watching, and report back."

Maria rubbed her tired pretty face and worked hard, it was almost dawn, and soon someone would come to take over her work.

"Jingle bell!"

Suddenly, the association's alarm hotline rang again.

"Hey, hello...... What the? There is another Sprite freak next to the street of Dongcheng in M City......"

Maria's heart tightened, and there was another weirdo, and she didn't know if the superpolice Autobots could handle it.

"Wait a minute, you said King was on the scene? And already solved the Coke Freak? Okay, good...... Yes? King used his superpowers to pull the billboard down and crush Sprite to death? Thank you so much for providing us with information, we ...... What the? Another Fanta freak? Can you describe the Fanta Weirdos...... Ha? He's dead? was pulled by king with superpowers, and an air conditioner was stoned to death...... Yes? Oh, oh, we get it, thank you for your support of our association's work, thank you. ”

After answering a phone call, the customer service lady wiped the fine sweat on her forehead, and the content of the short phone call was like a blockbuster plot, which made people can't help but be frightened.

When she turned around, she was shocked to find that many staff members in the mainland, including Maria, were looking at her.

"What the hell is going on? Has King already set out to destroy the weirdos? Maria couldn't wait to ask.

The customer service lady smiled: "Yes, Lord Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, King has eliminated the three strange people who appeared, and has now left the scene." ”

"It turns out that King is busy eliminating the weirdos when he doesn't answer the phone, no wonder!" Maria smiled lightly, suddenly remembered something, and frowned: "By the way, when you answered the phone just now, you said that King used his superpower to fight?" ”

This is important information, the guild has very little information about King's battles, only that no matter how strong the weirdo is, King can blow it all with one punch, so it is speculated that King is a power fighter.

Now I suddenly hear that King will have superpowers, which has a great impact on them.

The customer service lady was very sure: "Lord Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, King is indeed a superpower, and dozens of people at the scene have seen King exert his superpower. ”

"The stakes are very high, and it must be investigated as soon as possible, you have the staff of the M City Association go to the scene to visit the witnesses of the king to eliminate the strange man, make sure that this news is accurate, and then we will report it to the minister."

"Yes."

The staff members took their tasks and went back to the computer to be busy, and various ticking sounds sounded in the war room, and after a while, the video of King eliminating the strange people (secretly recorded by the citizens) came over.

Maria led her capable subordinates to watch Wang Feng's process of eliminating the weirdos over and over again, and they looked at each other, judging from the video, King seemed to really have superpowers and could manipulate items.

Coupled with the testimony of the citizens who came back, it is enough to prove that King is a superpower.

"This news is important and needs to be reported to the minister immediately."