Manju asked me one day: "From the good pot pot, why do men like girls with big breasts?"

Congliang replied embarrassedly: "Because we have our own small ones!"

--- "Congliang's Diary"

But after half a day's work, the two of us returned to Monkey Mountain, and the monkey hair on Brother Monkey's face was thicker, so I was worried that putting him in Shennongjia would make the donkey friends be caught as savages. -_-||

Brother Monkey listened to our experience these days very comfortably, and was very interested in hearing Yamcha's wolf tooth wind fist, and asked a few more questions, and also asked several times about the martial arts of the turtle immortals, it seems that his brother finally couldn't be idle.

"Brother Monkey, if I don't recognize you as my master, you can also teach my little brother a few big tricks." I asked respectfully.

"To be honest, it's not that I don't want to be your master, but I've always only been used to being an apprentice, and it's really not a big cold to be a master, the big move you said is similar to the magic power of the Buddha and the Taoist, you don't cultivate enough, it's useless to teach you, listen to what you just said Yamcha makes the big move is nothing more than a sudden acceleration of speed, this is a small law, not enough to worry about."

"Then I'll make do with learning these small methods first, and then cultivate as a commission and then learn the great god of Brother Monkey...

"The key is this kind of small method, I don't rarely learn, or else, I'll go to the turtle fairy to play a friendship competition first, and by the way, I took the banana fan, and by the way, let's see if the turtle faction qigong wave is more powerful, or my magic power is more powerful... You two stay for a long time, and the old grandson will go! ”

Brother Monkey is really the master who can't be idle, and after inquiring about the island where the turtle immortals live, he took the first step and left, leaving me and Manyu to stay on the Monkey Mountain, and play with the monkey grandchildren by myself.

At ten o'clock when it was almost dark, Brother Monkey returned with an iron face, and at first glance he didn't look like a victor.

"Brother Monkey, how's the battle going?" I asked, a little apprehensively.

"Before I did the fight, I deliberately watched the old man's cultivation, which was roughly around the Yuanying cultivation, so for the sake of fairness, I lowered the cultivation and fought with the old man, but I didn't expect that halfway through the fight, he actually raised the cultivation by three levels, and I almost lost. . ."

Manfu was surprised: "The Turtle Immortal has been raised by three levels, could it be the Merge Realm, could it be that the Yuanying Realm that you have suppressed has beaten him in the Merge Realm?" ”

Brother Monkey embarrassedly buttoned the messy hair and said: "That's not it, the difference in the realm is too big and it's difficult to win, it's strange that I'm a little careless, forgetting that in the Dragon Ball world, it's customary to hide the cultivation first... But I didn't suffer any losses, relying on the fiery eyes and three heads and six arms but a draw with the turtle immortals, no, he was a hero and a hero gave me a banana fan, I was not stingy, and gave him a big peach, enough for the old turtle to live for hundreds of years. . . ”

"Brother Monkey, little brother, I also like to eat peaches, I'll eat a peach, I've been looking for Dragon Balls lately, and I'm also feeling panicked. . ."

Brother Monkey glanced at me and said, "You are not suitable for eating peaches, you are not suitable for making up for your weakness, let's go back now, I see that you are about to be promoted to cultivation!" ”

"Ahh I'm a little surprised, why didn't I rush to the promotion of the realm, whenever the realm is to be promoted, don't you always have cold hands and feet, restless in your heart, and want to drink brown sugar water?

(Zhenjun yelled at me: The sign you said is that your aunt has come to see you, okay, don't ruin Riman, ruin Xiuzhen!) ）

"Wait for us to go out, you first pause the time in the small world of Dragon Ball, I don't want to come back and see the monkeys and monkeys hanging the ball with me...

I happily agreed, summoned the long-lost petal boat, and the three of them flew out of the small world on the boat.

(Dragon Ball World, come back later...) ）

After standing up, Brother Monkey lifted the golden hoop stick standing on the ground and said: "I will go back to the Buddhist temple to get the monthly money, and by the way, do your homework, you two are busy with your own things first, and when I come back, you can worship me as a master!" ”

I don't know why Brother Monkey changed his mind, so he hurriedly bowed and said, "The master is worshiped by the apprentice... ”

Brother Monkey helped me up and said, "Actually, I have selfish intentions to accept you this time, and I will tell you the reason next time I come back." But you're lazy and witty, and it's also a matter of my temper, but there's less body hair, it's too ugly, and you'll have more hairy peaches in the future... My master Tang Seng gave me the word "Wukong" as a legal name, because Buddhism talks about emptiness, Taoism talks about nothing, if you can understand the realm of emptiness, that is, let go of attachment, return to the basics, moreover, people often say "the heart of the ape is a horse", which means that the ape heart is difficult to control, look at my grandson is always a somersault turned over 108,000 miles, is not it a metaphor? If you can contain the ape heart and realize the empty realm, it is really rare to practice. I am thinking about giving you the Dharma name today, and I want you to practice the Fa well, and the online store is doing a prosperous business, so what Dharma name should you give to your disciples? ”

I was overjoyed in my heart, and hurriedly suggested: "Dehua, Fucheng, Dawn, and Xueyou are all good Dharma names... ”

(From the conscience of the heart of the four kings...) -_-||。。。 ）

Brother Monkey waved his hand and said: "It's not good, you look too down-to-earth, and the name you take is too elegant, which is against the harmony of heaven, so it's better to call your law name "Three Customs"... ”

Vulgar, vulgar, kitsch, plus flickering, these three vulgar and flickering wind has blown all over the country, I feel that life is suddenly gray, want to rain, tearfully thank the teacher.

Brother Monkey's figure moved a few times, and disappeared, I walked into the big store with Manman, and saw that Lao Wang was telling fortunes to a gorgeous young woman outside the store, and both of them were whispering, talking very happily, and I don't know what they were talking about.

The small world for more than ten years is equal to the main world of ten days, just because the small world has not yet had time to pass the immortal gas, can not see the operation of the online store, the first thing I returned to is to turn on, on a computer to check the operation of the online store, the performance is actually more than when I was several times, there are dozens of high-grade fairy stones in ten days to recharge into the account, I hurriedly want to check the accounts of steamed buns, while browsing which goods sell well.

Novel comic section,Sales are good,Sales booked nearly 1,000 sets,And there are a lot of fairy friends have actively left messages,The response is more that the demand for science fiction is more interested,And there is also a certain demand for supernatural stories,The comic category proposes to hope to suck in some domestic comics,Immortals are a little more pig's feet better,It can meet the YY complex of the immortals in the fairy world。

In addition, the sales of women's cosmetics are also optimistic, and the fairies love to dress up, and no one can control it. . . And their brand awareness is gradually clear and clear, the older ones choose European brands, the younger ones choose Japanese and Korean brands, and the fairies who pay attention to maintenance and moisturizing choose local brands, that is, many fairy friends began to complain about the price, and most of them proposed to subtract a zero from the price to be reasonable.

I've always been disdainful of price wars, and it's a violation of the rules in the fairy world to go down privately, the light ones will be dismissed from official positions, and the heavy ones will be reincarnated. Therefore, there are few purchasing agents, and the first online store in my fairy world is dominant, at this time, I don't earn fairy stones, and I am still waiting for competitors to earn ah, I am not stupid!

There is no price concession, but I chose some cosmetics set series on the shelves, the unit price is lowered, and the total price is indeed higher. The violent industry should be like a violent industry.

Looking at the snack section, sales have dropped a bit, mainly because the novelty has passed, so I quickly launched a holiday set, such as:

2.14 Valentine's Day, the chocolate set gift box --- all true feelings!

2.29 Book Buying Festival--- Knowledge is priceless, books are valuable, the world is all in comic books, novels, comics, books, one world, reading a book, is equivalent to a step forward in the realm of cultivation, don't let your children lose on the starting line of cultivating immortals--- run fairies!

3.8 Queen's Day gift set--- a queen suit, a lifetime favorite of male fairies.

5.1 Labor Day shopping fairy clothes, crazy seven days to get a 20% discount--- men diligent shopping festival, what is the purpose of hard work? Isn't it just to get a smile?

6.1 Fairy Child Snack Day, delicious and fun, childhood on the tip of the tongue, missed to wait for the next child.

。。。。。。

I made up dozens of festivals, let those fairies and fairies go crazy shopping, and let those fairies make money and cry.

Passing the festival is equal to passing the disaster!

The first online store in the fairy world is the biggest beneficiary of the robbery, haha, I am smug while enjoying YY, thinking about how my biggest worry in the future is how to consume endless fairy stones and tickets.

The next thing is to put a few new books and new comics, after all, there is no growth trend in the number of customers, and there are thousands of registered customers, half of whom have not recharged, and there are many people who are still waiting.

I can only enrich the variety of novels and comics, and I secretly made up my mind

Fiction:

"The Three-Body Problem" --- tells how the three-body aliens invaded the earth, the big worldview, and the immortals did not act.

The --- of "Harry Potter Series" is a descendant of immortals, but he is in the world, and how to lead his friends to defeat the big demon king step by step.

"Three Lives and Three Worlds - Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms" --- the aunt's love code of the Qingqiu family, and the youthful past of the ancestor of Bai Fengjiu.

"Bright Sword" --- the brave wins when they meet on a narrow road, and take all the fairy friends to see the devils.

"The Legend of Zhen Huan" --- tells the story of countless court women competing for a man's blood and tears, and the housework that is difficult for the gods to solve.

Comics:

"Hulu Baby Brothers" --- seven babies on a vine, telling the story of the grandson saving his grandfather, in which the awl face of the female snake spirit has become a model in the plastic surgery industry.

"Ultraman Brothers" --- Chinese version of Zhong Kui catching monsters, laughing at one episode of monsters destroying a city, and destroying again in the second episode... Episode 3 Destroys Again...

"Sheriff Black Cat" is based --- true story of One Ear, the battle of wits and courage between cats and mice.

"The Sloppy King" --- must-read for fairy children who don't pay attention to hygiene.

"The Story of Yixiu and Yizen" --- the battle of wits and courage of Chinese and foreign little monks, who will win?

(Jinjun asks: Where is this book?) How have I seen it? ）

By the time these things were done, it was already dark, and Mantou shouted: "It's dark, the takeout has arrived, and the meal is served." ”

Lao Wang cleaned up the fortune-telling stall, the joy with a smile, who said that only the gods are happy?

"Dinner, monthly meeting." I emphasized.

At the dinner table, Manwan and I talked to Lao Wang, exchanged the situation of the small world and the online store for more than ten days, and while eating yellow braised chicken rice, we also expressed our condolences to each other's physical condition.

After the meal, I put down my chopsticks and said solemnly: "Manju said that the cash is tens of thousands less, Lao Wang, don't say that you have bought mobile phones for the fairy mothers-in-law." ”

Lao Wang lowered his head and admitted his mistake, and said with a bitter face: "The new smartphone ancestor 9 generations, I can't stand the temptation to embezzle public funds, I bought a few to give to the fairy girls in the fairy world, I am the wrong bird, next time I must tell you two first... ”

Tens of thousands of dollars are not too much, but a lot less, the matter is not big, but the problem is very serious, Lao Wang is old and weak, I don't want to say too much, so I have to say: "Convert the fairy stone to your salary... The owner of the store still uses a mallet mobile phone.。。。 ”

"Congliang, you can re-inlay the new ancestor 9th generation mobile phone on your big mallet, I specially found a branch of your world tree, a mallet made of the sacred tree, and you can make phone calls, and you can also knock people to play. Charging is not so troublesome, steamed buns are discharged, can be used for dozens of days, it is really a hammer in hand, nothing else... ”

Lao Wang's words made me a little moved, it turned out that the mallet mobile phone is too fragile, knocking people is easy to hurt the mobile phone, the call signal is not good, it is difficult for Lao Wang to have a heart.

"Lao Wang, you are kind, I understand, but one yard to one yard, I looked at the online transaction records, in addition to the purchase of the ancestors of the 9th generation of mobile phones in a timely manner, other businesses are able to drag and delay, customers have a lot of complaints, and the evaluation of the flowers sent has also declined!"

"I have old arms and legs, and I walk slowly... After all, age is not forgiving, and it is not as good as you young people who use cold water to take a bath, and get up and boil water... ”

"Then ask a fairy child to help you run errands, you are in charge of watching the store and showing palmistry to the aunts."

"I think it's !! to do it."

"Fairchild's salary is deducted from your commission...

"I think I'm still waiting for the business to expand, and the landlord's family also needs surplus grain. . . ."

(Zhenjun sang: "I don't know how many people can persevere in writing this" hold my hand and follow me, no matter how strong the wind is, you will never lose your way again with me"... Men must be persistent in collecting!! ”）