I lay in bed for two days and two nights, my body began to improve, Oolong was very guilty to take care of me, this is also my life to be taken care of by the pig, very moved, swore never to eat pork again.

My salty bored oolong said: "Oolong, you run two steps to show me... ”

Oolong said: "Brother Congliang, why do you suddenly want to watch me run?" ”

I was a little ashamed and said, "Hey! Ashamed! Since I was a little brother, I have never eaten pork, nor have I seen a pig run. ”

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"Help! There are youkai! Help me! There are youkai! ”

On the desert, a little girl wearing clothes similar to Ultraman chased hundreds of sand wolves, shouting for help all the way, and sending Ultra lasers all the way to kill each sand wolf.

"Kiki girl, you just accept the supernatural powers, these wild animals are not easy to live... I shouted at the girl, if I didn't guess wrong, this girl is Qiqi, Sun Wukong's future wife, for the sake of her giving birth to Wufan and Wutian, it is better to have a good fate.

Kiki jumped up to me, looked at me from head to toe with a pair of goose egg eyes, and asked, "How do you know I'm Kiki?" ”

Oolong interjected next to him: "Such a beautiful girl, how can we not know each other." ”

I had no choice but to climb along the pole: "Of course, Qiqi, your reputation for beauty and virtue has spread all over the world, and there will be a handsome young man stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry you in the future... ”

Kiki held her face and asked, "Is it true?" ”

"It's better than nine out of nine gold...

"Sister paper drinking tea, please come into the house, you're welcome, it's the same as your own room, dare to ask if you have a boyfriend? Do you like cute and cute pets? For example, a pig baby or something... ”

Kiki entered the house, sat on the sofa, and greeted Bulma and Manbun, when suddenly her eyes watered with tears, and the appearance of crying pear blossoms with rain was cute.

Kiki took a sip of tea and talked about the past: it turned out that this time she ran away from home to go to Basho Cave to find Ma Ma, her mother is the princess of the iron fan, Baba is the Bull Demon King, the beginning of the matter should start from his Baba Bull Demon King, the old cow has been a monster for thousands of years, self-made, a young man, recognized the turtle fairy as a master and learned a martial arts, met a few brothers mixed with the community, and later caught up with the crackdown, the club was dispersed, and the brothers also went to make their own living, my father was combined with the iron fan princess when he was the most depressed, to be honest, they have no love, only the heart to liveAt that time, I mostly fell in love with my mother's single-family villa in Cuiyun Mountain, and there was a robber business in Flame Mountain, with a stable income, and after giving birth to me, I also had a few years of peaceful life.

They want to divorce, mainly for two things, my father Bull Demon King found that the banana fan was originally used by an alchemy master to fan the medicine stove, and the second is that I have Samadhi True Fire in my body, although it will not be released, but it has always affected the temperament, my father is an old cow, he hates red the most on weekdays, and it is impossible to give birth to a daughter with Samadhi True Fire, and the alchemy master is the best at using Samadhi True Fire, so Lao Niu suspects that I am not his own! A few years ago, he overturned the alchemy furnace and caused the entire flame mountain to burn along with his anger!

Mantou also interjected at this time: "So Lao Niu hates himself for wearing a green hat for a lifetime, pretending to be a father for a lifetime, the family is not harmonious, the marriage is unhappy, and the career is not improving." Hey, I chose to be single but couldn't bear the loneliness and loneliness, I chose marriage but I couldn't stand the pain and troubles, and finally decided to self-immolate... It's really stupid... ”

"You really weren't born to the Bull Demon King, have you been deceived by your baba photos? The kind that hasn't been p... Bulma gossiped.

Kiki took out a family photo, and everyone hurriedly played with everyone to find faults, and after searching for half an hour, they really didn't find any similarities between the father and daughter.

"Maybe you look like you're numb, and you have to test your parent-child DNA in our village to be accurate." I suggested.

Kiki hurriedly asked, "What DNA is this accurate?" Maybe you can give it a try... ”

I was a little embarrassed: "But it's more troublesome to go back to the village now, and it needs you and your baba blood... The key is to check that you and Lao Niu are really not father and daughter, I'm afraid it will be more troublesome... ”

Kiki said resolutely: "I Ma Ma said that it is impossible, my bull temper is exactly the same as my father." ”

"Doesn't it matter if your dad is burning in the Flame Volcano?" Manju said with concern.

Kiki waved her hand disapprovingly: "My father's skin is thick, the Flame Mountain has been burned for so many years, and he has burned a lot of his hair, and his body is stronger than before... ”

"Otherwise, don't go to you to find your numbness, let's go to the Flaming Mountain to find your old cow father, explain the reason, take your blood and his blood, let's go back to the village to do a paternity test, and then go back to the Flaming Mountain to find you two after the results come out?" I thought about it, the only way to solve this problem, who wants me to be rescued by the aunt of the neighborhood committee, persuade and not persuade to leave, family and everything is prosperous.

So, led by Qiqi after a while to rush to the Flame Mountain, the Flame Mountain was originally called Liangjing Mountain, is a good place to travel, a few years ago the fire not only burned the mountain, but also made the surrounding oasis gradually become a desert, without the promotion of the tourism industry, the robber trade of the old cattle is also depressed, along the way, a barren scenery.

Walking into the Flame Mountain, there was fire everywhere, and where the fire burned, there were strands of black smoke, and the smoke made my eyes sore.

"I still want your old cow father to come out, the temperature of this mountain is too high, we can't go up." Bulma was stunned from the roast, and she squealed on.

Kiki nodded sensibly, and trotted up the hill to pick up the old cow.

When a few of us drank water in a big gulp and were about to be poisoned, Lao Niu and Kiki finally came down.

The Bull Demon King looks the same as the photo I just saw, the cow is angry, and the smell of burnt beef is all over his body, and when he sees us, he is not polite, and he said directly: "I heard that you have a way to test whether I and Kiki are biological?" ”

I had no choice but to tell Lao Niu the principle of personal identification: the so-called paternity test is the use of forensic science, biology and genetics theories and technologies to analyze genetic characteristics from the similar characteristics of the morphological structure or physiological functions of the offspring and the parents, and judge whether the parents and children are biological, which is the main component of forensic physical evidence identification. To put it simply, it is to determine the relationship between parents and children through blood type or DNA testing, etc. For example, parents' blood, hair, saliva, oral cells and bones can be used for parentage identification, with an accuracy rate of more than 99.9%!

My professional terminology was stunned for a moment, and the bull's eyes glared at the boss, and he only said to me: "What you say, I believe it, but how much silver does it cost?" ”

Bulma stepped forward and showed a dragon ball and asked, "Uncle Niu, do you have any beads like this?" If you have anything to do for you, I'll leave it to my brother, and you can give us the Dragon Balls as a thank you gift afterwards. ”

The old cow pondered for a moment, and then replied: "It seems that there was such a bead, but it fell in the treasure house, where the fire is the most severe, and I can't get in!" ”

"I heard that the banana fan can attract wind and rain, it should be in your wife's hands, if you persuade her to go home, can't you use the fan to fan out this fire?"

The old cow snorted a few times, opened his mouth and said: "That fan is the dowry of my mother-in-law, and I gave it to my master turtle immortal many years ago as an apprenticeship." ”

I finally had a clue about this matter, I wanted to cross the general location of the island where the turtle immortal lived, and took the two drops of blood of his father and daughter, kept it in a porcelain jar, borrowed a big bamboo basket, and asked Bulma and Oolong to stay here and continue to do the sauna, and take me to find Brother Monkey with the little clouds on the steamed bun.