Chapter 16 Heroic Propaganda Advertisement of Passion and Passion
Bang!
A large hole was split in the walls of the vault in an instant, and a tall figure loomed in the smoke and dust.
Click!
The figure walked step by step, through the dust, revealing its full appearance, it was an intelligent robot, more than five meters tall, with a metallic luster all over its body, carrying a two-meter-long and half-meter-wide sword behind its back, and carrying two rocket launchers on its shoulders.
"Huh? It's a god-level weirdo, the Terminator, everyone run. β
"Help, who can come and save me."
The citizens who had taken refuge scattered in terror and screamed.
Bang!
The rocket launcher on the robot's shoulder fires violently, and a cannonball hits the shelter, causing the walls to collapse and flames erupting.
"Hey, stop it!"
A figure walked out in the firelight, and the cold voice passed through the sparks, with cold eyes, indifferent expressions, and cold momentum......
"Huh!? It's king, it's an S-class hero king. β
"What if King is here? The other party is a god-level monster, no matter how strong the king is, he can't beat the other party, and when he comes, he will only be sent to death in vain, so it is better to run away and save his life. β
"King, you run, reserve your strength and do something more meaningful."
The citizens crushed below by the wall screamed.
"Escape?" The corners of Wang Feng's mouth twitched, and he laughed: "If the hero escapes, then who will fight?" He looked directly at the robot, and the voiceover sounded "Tutu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tu-" at the right time.
"The voice is...... Imperial Engine!? β
βkingβ¦β¦ It has entered combat mode. β
"He could have escaped, so why should he stay and die?"
The citizens stared at the tall figure in bewilderment.
"For what? He's for us! A young man smashed his badly twisted leg with both hands in hatred, and cried loudly: "King is for us who are incompetent, and he knows that he will die, because he is a hero, he is a hero who stands in front of us and shelters us from the wind and rainββ"
"Heroes? Ha, but an ant, I can beat him to pulp with one punch. "It's as if the robot hears the funniest joke in the world.
Wang Feng quietly looked at the laughing robot and said lightly: "Have you laughed enough?" β
"Huh?"
The robot stared at Wang Feng viciously, "Bullshit hero, go die!" He swung his fist away, hitting Wang Feng.
Rumble!
Wang Feng flew upside down and crashed into a wall.
"Hey, King, I'll finish you."
The robot was unforgiving, kicked under his feet, raised his fists high, and quickly approached Wang Feng, who fell to the ground.
"King, be careful......"
The survivors screamed in horror.
"As a hero, it's time to tell you what to do when faced with such a thrilling scene."
Wang Feng sat up, grinned suddenly, took out a pack of "Weilong" brand spicy strips from his back, pointed at the camera and said, "At this time, just eat a spicy strip to suppress the shock." As he spoke, he took out a spicy strip from the package and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.
"Full of energy."
Wang Feng burst into momentum and exploded the robot with one punch.
βkingοΌβ
βkingοΌβ
The survivors chanted in unison.
Wang Feng held up the "Weilong" brand spicy strip in front of the camera, "In the face of danger, take a spicy strip to suppress the shock, replenish high heat energy, and be a hero, you can too." β
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Wang Feng watched the "Weilong" spicy strip advertisement on TV at home, hiding his face and not daring to watch it again, his reputation was ruined on this advertisement, and Xiqi told him that the hero propaganda advertisement was a bloody advertisement.
, eating spicy strips is indeed spicy, his blood is boiling, sweating profusely, and he is easy to get angry, but this is different from the hero's blood I understand!?
He wanted to cry without tears, he knew that it was this kind of advertisement, and he wouldn't shoot it if he was killed, but at that time, he was already riding a tiger, so he could only grit his teeth and bite the bullet.
"Well, go out to breathe, I'm going to be depressed."
Since filming this "Weilong" commercial, he hasn't gone out for several days, for fear of being recognized, pointing at him and saying, "Hey, isn't that Weilong King?" β
Longevity!
He put on the black cap he needed to hide his face, and opened the door to go out.
β¦β¦
Rumble!
An explosion sounded, and Wang Feng, who had just gone out, stared at the collapsed wall in front of him in a daze, and outside the broken wall, there was a robot full of cannon holes.
"Target discovery, target locking, incendiary cannon preparation ......"
The palm stretched out by the robot suddenly spewed out a large amount of flames, Wang Feng couldn't dodge, and was burned, and after a burst of fire, Wang Feng's clothes were burned to the ground, leaving only a pair of boxer panties alone.
"The target still has life characteristics, and the rocket artillery is ready to ......"
The robot scanned the flames with its eyes flashing for a moment, and the cannon holes all over its body clicked out, and yellow flames lit up in each blast hole.
Boom Boom!
A dozen rockets were sprayed in a row.
"Damn."
Wang Feng crossed his arms together in front of his face, and the rocket artillery arrived in the blink of an eye, all bombarding him.
Bang! Bang!
A burst of explosions sounded, the house turned into a ruin, Wang Feng panted and got up from the ruins, blackened, he stared at the robot coldly, and shouted: "Who are you?" Who sent you? β
"The target is not dead, the nuclear battery self-detonation system is activated ......"
"Self-destructing!?"
Wang Feng was startled and was about to dodge, but the robot rushed over and hugged him one step ahead of him, and ...... half a second later
Rumble!!
Looking at it from afar, a mushroom cloud rose into the sky.
"Bastard!"
After the smoke passed, Wang Feng stood steadily on the ruins and stared at the robots that had become a pile of tattered robots, his expression was solemn, and his clothes had already been burned, leaving only a pair of underwear that was still intact after the explosion of incendiary cannons, rocket launchers, and nuclear energy.
At this time, the voice-over voice interjected: "Nice underwear is still intact no matter what kind of artillery fire it bears, and it is the underwear that heroes can always rely on." β
"Nice panties are durable, breathable and refreshing, and they are really nice (nice meaning) panties."
β¦β¦
Yes!?
Wang Feng, who had just opened the door and was about to go out, suddenly heard the advertisement broadcast on the TV behind him, stumbling under his feet, and instantly had no love, according to the two advertisements proposed by the Hero Association, one is a hot-blooded advertisement, well, the fact is that it is a spicy advertisement, and the other is a passionate advertisement, heh, is the underwear advertisement passionate enough?
Hell, the Hero Association, Siqi, Lao Tzu remembers you, don't let me seize the opportunity, otherwise you will vomit blood.
He held on to the door, as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a dead fly, his liver and gall were hurt, and he vomited blood wildly.
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No one street in Z City.
Saitama was lying in his bed, staring at the advertisement for Nice underwear on TV, seeing that the Ness underwear that Wang Feng wore on the ground was bombarded by artillery fire several times and was still fine, he hung the dead fish eyes, scratched his crotch, and said to himself: "That man's underwear is so strong, I really want one, I don't know if the supermarket that sells Nice underwear has a special sale......
Saitama met Wang Feng for the first time in his life, and it was actually from the underwear advertisement, which ...... It's a little embarrassing!