Chapter 183: The Judge Plays Hooligans
A few of us glanced at each other and tacitly agreed:
Remove!
If you don't withdraw now, when will you wait!
But as soon as we walked up, we heard a cough behind the main hall.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
It turned out that there were people, and a few of us stopped again.
After a while, a man came out from behind the hall.
This man was about fifty or sixty years old, similar to our headmaster, with a black gauze hat on his head and a red official robe, and his bearing was extraordinary, compared with our headmaster in a gold-silk robe, it was not as good as our headmaster.
As soon as I looked at this person, I suddenly remembered the description of Judge Cui when Bai Annie had just introduced us to him:
The head is covered with black yarn, and the waist is surrounded by rhino horns. He is dressed in a robe. Stepping on a pair of foundation boots, climbing the clouds and promoting the fog, carrying a book of life and death, destined to survive, sideburns fluffy and fluttering ears, beard flying around the cheeks. In the past, he was the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, and now he is in charge of serving the king of Hades.
In contrast, although he did not have a book of life and death, the person in front of him was not the famous Judge Cui, who else could he be!
I didn't hesitate and let go to my knees with a "poof".
It's not that I'm timid and unproductive, and it's not the servility in my bones, it's true, in the face of such a big official, I can't resist.
As soon as I knelt down, the fat man also knelt down with me.
I thought to myself that this thing finally opened my mind, and I could see that the person who came out was Judge Cui, who knew how to kneel.
But I was wrong.
Once again, I'm looking up to this product.
The fat man leaned into my ear with the utmost care and asked:
"Comb, what did you find? Why did you suddenly kneel down? ”
I......
I'll go to your uncle's.
I'm very, extremely, especially speechless!
You didn't see that you were kneeling on a yarn.
This IQ is really worrying!
I asked the fat man:
"Then why did you kneel? What did you find? ”
The fat man replied truthfully:
"I saw you kneel down, I knelt down, where did I find something."
I'm even more speechless!
I looked at Judge Cui with my eyes and cautiously told the fat man:
"He's Judge Cui."
The fat man was stunned for a moment, looked up at Judge Cui, and instantly sweated out, and bowed respectfully to Judge Cui, not daring to raise his head.
Gotta be cowards better than me!
I'm more balanced.
Then, Xiao Bai Wenjie and the others also guessed the identity of the person in front of them, and like me, they knelt down one after another.
Only Anne Bai was left standing.
Hard!
Bullish!
The identity of the daughter of the king of the ten palaces is really not covered, and she can be so calm when she sees the number one person in the underworld.
However, I saw that although Bai Anne did not kneel, she still involuntarily took a step back.
Maybe it's Judge Cui's aura, it's too powerful.
White Anne can't hold it either.
Judge Cui came to us, it is said that Bai Annie is standing by herself this time, and her position is conspicuous enough, but Judge Cui actually passed her in front of her, and she didn't even look at Bai Annie.
This Nizi was once again ignored.
At this moment, I want to know what Bai Annie is thinking.
The seven of us knelt in two rows, and Judge Cui started with Xiaobai, and didn't say anything to let us get up, half-squatted down, stretched out his hand to support Xiaobai's chin, and lifted Xiaobai's head.
This posture is easy to make people think about whether there is anything wrong or not!
Naked hooligans.
In public, flirting with beautiful men, is there still a royal law?
When we thought that Judge Cui would make the next move, the old man glanced left and right at Xiaobai, then nodded slightly, and put it down again.
What does that mean?
followed by Yin Mo and Wang Zhihe, the same action, after watching it, this time they didn't even nod their heads, and they didn't show any expression on their faces.
When Yang Bin and Wen Jie arrived, Judge Cui actually shook his head at the two of them.
Has this underworld also become a world of faces?
But this is choosing a Maoshan Taoist, not a beauty pageant, no matter how handsome you are, it's useless.
Finally, me and the fat man.
Judge Cui stood in front of me for a long time, without holding my chin or shaking his head.
Are you satisfied or not?
But what I didn't expect was that Judge Cui actually waved his hand at me and motioned for me to stand up.
I immediately stood up.
He walked around me twice, and then stopped in front of me.
"Tut-tut......"
What do you mean by that?
I can't even breathe, you're still over, should I take two steps to show you?
After a while, Judge Cui actually looked at me, shook his head, and sighed twice.
Sigh.
The kind of disappointment, hatred of iron does not make steel, and the mud can't support the wall.
I'll go, don't you want to hit people like this.
My appearance, has it ever been?
Then, Judge Cui turned his gaze to the fat man, didn't look twice, and said directly:
"Alas, alas, alas!"
Then, as if on purpose, Judge Cui said loudly to the door:
"Old man Xu's vision is getting worse and worse, and the apprentices he has accepted are not as good as the next, they are all crooked melons and cracked dates!"
Several of us looked at each other at once.
Your Excellency, don't you want to be so direct!
It's very hurtful to self-esteem!
Where did we crooked melons and split dates?
If you say that the fat man is crooked and cracked by himself, we have no opinion, but there are a few of us, so it can be said that it is reasonable.
But no matter what he said about us, we didn't dare to say a word back.
"Hahahaha......"
A laugh came from outside the temple gate, and the headmaster walked in.
As he walked, the principal said to Judge Cui:
"As far as you have vision, you are embarrassed to say me, if you have vision, this huge palace, there will not be only you left, I am also a crooked melon and cracked dates, you don't even have a jujube beard."
Principal, did you say that? What is called a crooked melon and cracked date, doesn't this admit that we are crooked melons and cracked dates?
You are really our own master, scolding your students in a different way.
But the principal's words seem to have poked Judge Choi's sore spot as well.
After Judge Cui heard this, he was obviously displeased, his old face shrugged, and the black gauze hat on his head trembled, and it could fall off at any time.
Judge Cui said angrily:
"Old man Xu, in front of so many apprentices, you still have to be faceless, every time it's this sentence, how many years have passed since that incident, do you remember it so clearly, can't you change it to a new one?"
The principal said proudly:
"I won't, I won't, you have the ability to bite me!"
"Old man Xu, don't be arrogant, this is my territory, if you dare to be so presumptuous, aren't you afraid that I will let you go and never return?"
"Yo yo yo, what a big official tree, my judge, I'm so scared, hum, what about your territory? I have a lot of people, you just command one bare, what can you do with me? ”
(End of chapter)