Chapter 184: The Two "Old Paoers"
"You are embarrassed to say that there are many people, come and come, look at these apprentices of yours, they are not kneeling in front of me obediently now, hahahaha, old man Xu, they will not be your apprentices soon."
When Judge Cui said this, the principal noticed that we all knelt on the ground one by one.
We were aggrieved all of a sudden, Lord Principal, we have been kneeling for a long time, and since you came in, you have only cared about fighting, and you have not looked at us.
When the principal saw us kneeling for Judge Cui, he immediately walked up to us in a rage, and no matter how Judge Cui pulled, he pulled us up one by one, and reprimanded us while pulling back:
"Look at a few of you who are not promising, what age are these, and you still kneel."
Judge Cui said proudly on the side:
"I didn't let them kneel, they did it voluntarily, this is all your old man Xu's disciples, you know how to respect your elders, unlike some people, alas, don't mention it."
The principal is not far behind:
"Let me tell you, a manly man, kneel to the sky and kneel to your parents, and you can't kneel to this person."
"Hey, old man Xu, what do you mean by this, why can't you kneel to me, I, the judge of the Netherworld, can't be worshiped by them."
"My apprentice, I am not willing to let them kneel, why should you."
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Two people, you say a word, I say a word, don't give in to each other, and the spittle stars are flying all over the sky.
We stood on the sidelines, dumbfounded, dumbfounded.
Where is this the dignified judge of the Yin Cao Prefecture, and where is the head of the dignified Maoshan Righteous Dao, they are clearly two "old guns".
Identity, pay attention to identity!
Quality, pay attention to quality!
I finally understand why there is not a single subordinate in the palace of the Son of Heaven, let alone a dozen, that is, there is a subordinate person, there is such a Judge Cui, and the faces of these four judges will all be lost to him.
I really wonder how much enmity this principal and Judge Cui have, and they pinched up as soon as they met.
But we're going to suffer.
Why are we here this time?
Those who came to meet Judge Cui, those who came to register, and those who came to ask Judge Cui to revise our book of life and death, these two people were torn like this, and it was strange that Judge Cui was willing to modify the book of life and death for us.
Headmaster, where have you gone for the sake of the big picture?
Speechless.
But what can we do?
I can't do anything.
One is our principal, and the other is Judge Cui, who controls our life and death, and we can't afford to offend either of them.
We can only watch.
For the first time, I felt that the people who eat melons are so dangerous and so bad.
The two of you still don't let me, I don't let you pinch.
"Okay, okay, Cui Laowei, I won't talk nonsense with you, I have something to do with you today, hurry up and change the life and death books of my apprentices."
Cui old monster?
A few of us snickered in our hearts.
In the whole world, I am afraid that we are the only one who dares to call Judge Cui like this, right?
"Hehe, hehe, old man Xu, are you begging me or ordering me?"
"What you think is what you are, don't waste time, hurry up."
Judge Cui stopped talking, turned around, walked to the copywriting table, sat down, held the book of life and death in his arms, and held the judge's pen in his hand.
We thought that Judge Cui was going to revise our book of life and death next, but we didn't expect that Judge Cui was like a child playing with a temperament, facing our principal, with a side face and a raised head, and said:
"Humph! I don't! See what you can do with me. ”
Finished.
Sure enough, he offended Judge Cui.
This time it's for nothing.
Perhaps, it will affect the fish pond, and this Judge Cui will have another fire at the city gate, which will affect the fish in the pond, and he will be angry and angry, and he will revise our life and death book, reducing our life span by a few years.
We all looked at the principal.
Principal, you have a good word.
But the headmaster didn't do that.
I'd rather die than give in.
The Headmaster stepped forward and threatened:
"Cui Lao Wei, let me ask you again, change or not?"
Judge Cui took the book of life and death and lay directly on the chair:
"I don't, I'll see what you can do with me."
"Okay, okay, don't regret it."
"What do I regret? If I don't change, what else can you do to me. ”
The principal waved at Bai Annie, and Bai Annie understood and came to the principal.
Bai Annie groped around herself, as if looking for something.
I went as if I was looking for some magic weapon.
Are you going to use force?
Is the Headmaster going to war with the Netherworld?
Not really, right?
Even if we add up, we may not be Judge Cui's opponent, this is obviously hitting a stone with an egg.
However, we actually watched Bai Annie take out a bottle of Moutai from her body.
We were shocked for a few moments.
Moutai.
I'll go.
What is this?
The principal took the bottle of Moutai and deliberately showed off to Judge Cui, without saying a word, opened the bottle cap, and became stuffy.
What are you doing, Principal?
"Ahh
An exclamation came from the copywriting desk.
Judge Cui almost fell off his chair as if he was frightened, and the book of life and death fell from his arms to the ground, he didn't care at all, and rushed to our principal with an arrow, grabbed our principal's hand holding the bottle of Moutai, and wanted to take the bottle of Moutai back.
However, Judge Cui took a few shots without success, and the principal drank a few more sips, and Judge Cui was suddenly anxious, and almost knelt down for our principal:
"I can't drink anymore, I can't drink anymore, Brother Xu, big brother, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't you, you can't do this, you can't do this, you leave me some."
We were stunned if there were!
The change in style is so sudden, so incredible.
A bottle of wine took down the dignified number one of the underworld.
Under Judge Cui's repeated pleas, the headmaster finally stopped.
The principal lifted the bottle of Moutai above his head, poured a cap of wine with the cap, and handed it to Judge Cui.
Judge Cui took the wine, gently closed his eyes, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, he was fascinated, and couldn't help but admire:
"Good wine!"
Then take the cap and drink it down.
I haven't opened my eyes for a long time, and I look like I'm still unsatisfied.
"Reliable, isn't it?"
"Reliable."
"Isn't it strong enough?"
"Enough, enough, enough."
Judge Cui's eyes never left the bottle of Moutai, and kept staring, for fear that the principal would drink it again.
"Then let me ask you, is this book of life and death changed or not?"
"Change it, change it, change it immediately!"
(End of chapter)