Chapter 185: Fighting wits and courage
I finally realized that wine is better than money in the underworld.
In the underworld, there is a lot of money, but wine is not something that can be obtained if you want it, but what you can't find is in short supply, and to put it bluntly, there is no source.
If you think about it, when we pay tribute to the dead, we usually burn paper money, houses, who burns paper money for the dead, burn a bottle of wine by the way, and besides, this wine is a liquid, and there is no way to burn it, but only pour a glass before the worship and sprinkle it in front of the grave of the dead, but it is just a small cup, whether it can reach the hands of the dead is not certain.
Therefore, in the underworld, money can make ghosts grind, and wine can make judges obey, not to mention that it is the most famous Moutai in the yang world.
The principal gave the bottle of Moutai to Judge Cui.
Judge Cui was like a treasure, he raised his neck and poured two mouthfuls into his stomach, and his mouth kept "zing", which was very enjoyable.
After taking two sips, Judge Cui covered it with a bottle cap, and it seemed that he was reluctant to drink it all at once.
Then Judge Cui shook the bottle of Moutai, listened to the sound inside, and suddenly seemed to have lost some treasure, and said angrily:
"Old man Xu, look at it, you drink so much in two sips, just give me a little bit left, you are really not interesting."
The headmaster smirked:
"Whoever asked you to talk about me first, it's okay, it's okay to have you drink, next time I'll bring you an extra bottle."
Judge Cui was immediately overjoyed:
"Really? Old man Xu, you have to talk about it. ”
"Count, don't you count, drink the wine later, you help my apprentice's life and death book revise it first, and I have to submit a love letter later, time is pressing."
Judge Cui waved his hand:
"It's all a piece of cake, look at what you're anxious about, change the book of life and death, so exciting, urging and urging."
A few of us want to cry.
Revising the Book of Life and Death is a piece of cake, Judge, in your opinion, what is the big deal in this world? Moutai?
Judge Cui carried the remaining bottle of Moutai in his arms, but he did not go to pick up the book of life and death, but turned to Bai Annie and said:
"Annie, bring me the book of life and death, and by the way, bring me my pen."
The fat man and I glanced at each other, and it turned out that Judge Cui knew Bai Annie.
But why didn't he talk to Anne White?
Can't figure it out.
The relationship between the underworld is too delicate.
Bai Annie walked to the copywriting table, picked up the life and death book that was dropped by Judge Cui on the ground, picked up the judge's pen from the copywriting table, and handed it to Judge Cui.
Judge Cui should have made a mark, and casually flipped through the books of life and death of several of us.
I saw a yellow paper note on the page of our book of life and death.
I know this yellow paper talisman, when the principal asked us to choose our lives, "lonely, young, poor" three words must receive a word, that is, let us write on a yellow paper talisman, but also let us write their respective birthdays on it, handed over to the two Yin officials from the underworld, that time is also the first time we see the Yin officials of the underworld.
Unexpectedly, our yellow paper talisman was finally handed over to Judge Cui.
Judge Cui called us to him one by one, asked us one by one about the information in the book of life and death, checked whether the information on it was accurate, nodded his head, and put the tip of the judge's pen into his mouth, and after a few instigations, he wrote and drew in our book of life and death.
We were stunned!
Our fate has been rewritten by Judge Cui's spit!
What about the said good cinnabar?
What about the sacredness that says good?
It's so informal!
It's so casual.
"Alright, you're done!"
Judge Cui closed the book of life and death with satisfaction and put it back on the copywriting table.
"Old man Xu, can you rest assured now?"
"Old Monster Xu, you can revise it carefully, don't make any mistakes, if my apprentices have any strengths and weaknesses, I can't spare you."
Judge Cui said indifferently:
"Old man Xu, what do you mean by this, I'm doing things, aren't you still at ease?"
"It's you, I'm not at ease."
The two men began to fight again.
While the two of them were arguing, I was thinking about something.
I want to see the Book of Life and Death.
But I don't want to check my own life and death book, I want to check the life and death book of his wife Shen Yuxuan for Chen Jinghong's grandfather.
I want to check if Grandma Chen is still in the Ghost Realm Castle, or if she has been reincarnated.
If Grandma Chen is still living in the Ghost Realm Castle, it will definitely be good news for Grandpa Chen Jinghong.
Of course, I only saw the relationship between the principal and Judge Choi that I suddenly had this idea.
Although the headmaster and Judge Cui have been arguing and arguing endlessly since they met, it is clear that the two of them have a great relationship.
Only people who know each other well will abuse each other so unscrupulously, and they don't care if the other party is really angry.
So I want to take advantage of the principal's relationship to check Grandma Chen's life and death book.
I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't know how to speak.
Anyway, he is also Judge Cui, it is a book of life and death, not a casual book for people to read.
I thought about it for a long time, and decided to discuss it with our principal first.
I walked up to the principal and whispered:
"Headmaster, I want to see the book of life and death, can you read it?"
I thought that the principal would show embarrassment and ask me why I was looking at the book of life and death, whose book of life and death was being read, and so on, but I didn't expect the principal to say nothing, and said directly to Judge Cui:
"Cui Lao Wei, my apprentice wants to see your broken book, you can show him it."
Broken Book ......
Speechless.
The headmaster's analogy is not at all appropriate.
What book in the world can compare to this broken book?
However, when Judge Cui heard the principal's request, he became serious.
Judge Cui restrained his smile, and wondered:
"Old man Xu, aren't you embarrassing me? You, the head of Maoshan Zhengdao, won't you know the important **** of this book of life and death, how can you casually let people look through it? ”
Yes, I knew that this book of life and death would not be so easy for outsiders to look through.
Just as I was about to dispel this thought, the headmaster said:
"Pull it down, Cui Laowei, when did you do things so grinding, look at your life and death book, don't let you read it, you can't just look at it, right? Okay, Shu Ziyang, you go sit on that chair and look at it seriously, Cui Laowei, so there won't be a problem, right? ”
I have to say, the ginger is still old and spicy.
This is shameless, the principal is first-class.
Judge Cui was obviously very embarrassed:
"Old man Xu, it's not that I don't give you face, you can't let me know the law and break the law, you don't know, recently, this prefecture is strictly investigating, I can't make mistakes."
"Cui Lao Wei, can you find a more reliable reason for lying, you tell me, who is above you? Is there anyone taller than you in this underworld? You just say you don't want to let you see it. ”
Judge Choi shrugged.
"Okay, okay, okay, you won't let me see it, will you?"
Judge Cui thought that the principal was going to talk about the bottle of Moutai again, so he hurriedly tightened the bottle of Moutai.
The principal did not move Judge Cui, but glanced at Bai Annie, and waved his hand at Bai Annie:
"Annie, come here."
Bai Anne understood, pretended to be looking for something from her body, and went to the principal while looking for it.
When Judge Cui saw this situation, he thought that the principal still had a bottle of Moutai, so he hurriedly pulled Bai Annie back:
"Big brother, big brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, you can't drink it anymore, can you leave me a complete bottle? Look, look at what's there, whoever who's who, you see, you can look at it however you want. ”
After speaking, Judge Cui immediately took the book of life and death and put it in my hand:
"Look at whomever you want, you can look at whomever you want, you can look at it."
I was stunned.
To be precise, I was dumbfounded.
Judge, you drunkard, you don't want your temperament for a bottle of wine, so you casually handed over the book of life and death to me, but I can't hold it.
I suddenly felt that my hands were as heavy as Mount Tai, and the book of life and death, which was in charge of life in the world, was actually held in my hands so easily, and my hands couldn't help but tremble.
The principal gave me a look and told me to hurry up, and I tried to calm myself down, and I couldn't miss the opportunity, and said to Judge Cui:
"Thank you, Judge."
With that, I was extremely excited and carefully opened the book of life and death.
I was shocked.
It's just an ordinary book.。
Even the paper is the most ordinary paper.
The above is divided according to the region, and the name of each region is written in cinnabar, and below the region is the name of the character, and the name of each character is followed by a detailed description of the character's birth and death year and life deeds.
Among them, those who have died, are drawn in a circle, and below the circle is a series of numbers, respectively recording the yin virtue accumulated in the life of this person, and how many years of ghost life will be sentenced.
After about five minutes, I found the name of Shen Yuxuan's grandmother according to the address that Chen Jinghong's grandfather told me.
I saw that behind Shen Yuxuan's grandfather's name, there was a number "56" written on it.
This means that Shen Yuxuan's grandmother's ghost life is 56 years, so according to this calculation, Shen Yuxuan's grandmother still has more than ten years of ghost life, and Shen Yuxuan's grandmother is still living in the ghost castle at this time, and has not yet been reincarnated.
I almost jumped with excitement.
I can't wait to tell Grandpa Chen Jinghong the good news.
I closed the book of life and death and handed it back into Judge Cui's hands.
Judge Cui asked me with a smile:
"Who's who, who, finished reading? Don't watch it? ”
I nodded.
Then, Judge Cui threw the book of life and death on the table, came to the headmaster, stretched out his hand, and said:
"Old man Xu, give it to me."
The headmaster pretended to be confused and said:
"What? What is it? ”
"Wine, you just asked Anne to give you wine."
The Headmaster shrugged:
"What wine? Isn't it already given to you? Didn't Anne carry that bottle in your arms? Why do you want more? ”
Judge Cui was anxious:
"Old man Xu, don't pretend to be confused for me, just now when your apprentice wanted to read the book of life and death, you asked Anne to come over, didn't you just want to take the wine out?"
"Really? How did I not know? Annie, do you still have alcohol on you? ”
Bai Annie shook her head:
"No more. That's it. ”
Fooled.
Judge Cui only realized that he had been fooled.
Suddenly, Judge Cui and the principal fought and twisted into a ball.
"Okay, old man Xu, you dare to trick me."
"Where did I fool you, you misunderstood, what do you blame me for? I didn't say I brought two bottles, you thought it was you, and I didn't lie to you. ”
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"Cui Lao Wei, don't think I'm afraid of you, you gave me a heavy hand."
"I'm going to teach you a lesson, or I'll think I can't beat you."
In the end, the two men got tired and sat on the ground.
Is this still the headmaster we know?
Identity!
The dignified head of Maoshan Zhengdao is like a child.
Is this the number one person in the underworld?
How did Lord Yama go blind in the first place, take a fancy to him, and let him be in charge of everything in the underworld, and let him lose his face in the underworld.
We looked at the two of us, and we couldn't laugh or cry.
In the end, the principal snatched the remaining bottle of Moutai.
The headmaster opened the cap of the bottle and took two more sips.
Judge Cui didn't fight anymore, and complained weakly:
"Can you leave me some! Tell me about you, you don't drink enough in the yang world, but you go to the underworld to grab wine from me. ”
"Okay, okay, long-winded, you drink, you drink."
The two of them drank for a while, and the headmaster realized our presence.
The principal took out the golden cloth bag from his body and released Grandpa Chen Jinghong and the seven of them.
Before entering the underworld, the headmaster took Chen Jinghong's grandfather and them back into the golden cloth bag for safety.
The principal said that we are wearing Taoist robes, which is the identity of Maoshan Taoist priests, so in the underworld, we will be unimpeded all the way, and no one dares to trouble us.
But Chen Jinghong's grandfather is different.
They're just lonely souls.
On the way to the Netherworld, you will encounter all kinds of ghosts or spirits to rob their souls, and they will not even be able to get out of the Evil Dog Ridge.
That's why I put them in a cloth bag and carried them with me.
But what do you mean by letting them out at this time?
Shouldn't they go to the Ten Halls of Yama to let them out?
Then the principal said to us:
"You have also seen that I just drank so much wine, I was a little drunk, I couldn't stand up, I couldn't walk, and then I went to submit a love letter, it's up to you, I won't accompany you, I'm going to sober up here, and I'll wait for you at the city gate later."
I'll go......
After we heard this, we all wanted to curse the street.
You've only only been drunk in two sips?
If you don't want to go, find a more reliable reason.
You are totally insulting our intelligence.
(End of chapter)