Chapter 74: Pondering and Fearing
Today I finally survived with great difficulty...... Murong Kunpeng curled up into a big prawn, hugging the pillow tightly, the sun shining on his ass through the bright window, warm, although he woke up, he still lazily didn't want to open his eyes.
Wait a minute! Something doesn't seem right - where does the sunshine come from in the cave?
Murong Kunpeng opened his eyes suddenly, and what he saw was indeed cracked white walls, what he smelled was pungent athlete's foot, what he heard was indeed earth-shattering snoring, and what he touched was indeed a hard bed board...... When he woke up, he finally came back!
That's great! At this moment, Brother Bird burst into tears: It's not a sin for a man to cry, it's not a sin to cry, it's all tears to say yesterday's things! If there is only heartbreak behind the smile, I want to be quiet, don't ask who Jingjing is......
"Oh Mom!" Sima Ji, who was snoring, suddenly sat up suddenly, stared at the big eyes and was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Oh no, no, no!" Something is wrong! β
Murong Kunpeng went down from the top bunk: "Aki, what do I usually say about your coming?" There is calm in every big event! β
"Brother Bird! We're late! Sima Ji cried and wailed: "No, this time must be regarded as absenteeism!" β
"Huh? It's past nine o'clock? Murong Kunpeng looked at the time on his mobile phone, and then at the 100,000 army that slept like dead pigs, and couldn't help but be taken aback: "Can't you?" Didn't the army set an alarm clock? The alarm didn't go off? Or are we all deaf? β
Sima Ji wanted to cry without tears: "No, the alarm clock of the army...... Let me shut it down! β
"You're okay, Guan Dajun's alarm clock is dry?" Murong Kunpeng was also drunk: "That's not right! Even if the alarm clock doesn't go off, 100,000 people have a biological clock! He has a fixed soak of urine every morning, and if the alarm clock doesn't go off, he has to wake up with urine! β
"Brother Bird......" Sima Ji was in pain: "I put all the 100,000 troops to sleep last night, so I ......"
"What?" Murong Kunpeng was stunned: "You didn't sleep in the middle of the night and ordered them to sleep in the middle of the night, do you want to be a thief?" β
"No, Brother Bird," Sima Ji's face was as dead as ashes: "Didn't you go to the practice room last night, I'm afraid they will find out......"
"Wait a minute! What did you just say? Murong Kunpeng's whole person was not good: "I went to the practice room last night?" β
ββ¦β¦ Yes! Sima Ji was stunned for a moment, and then was taken aback: "Brother Bird, you shouldn't really be sleepwalking, right?" β
This pig's head! Go to a hairy practice room at night! I don't know it's haunted in the practice room! Murong Kunpeng's face changed greatly: I finished scolding your father and the head of the family for you, and after scolding Qin and Xuanjun, even God scolded me, that's how you did it to me?
"You're sleepwalking! Your whole family sleepwalks! Murong Kunpeng's face was gloomy: "What's wrong with me going out for a stroll with insomnia?" Also, how do you know I've gone to the practice room? β
"It's none of my business, I listened to Xiao Wu...... "Sima Ji's face was as bitter as a bitter melon: Brother Bird, what's wrong? Yesterday it was just a sudden coldness, and today I am still anxious at every turn, do men have so many days every month?
"Wu'er also knows?" Murong Kunpeng's big face was as bitter as bitter gall: It's nothing if Sima Ji knows, Wu'er is a little ace spy, as long as Wu'er knows it, the entire Murong family will know...... The problem is that even the entire Murong family knows about it, but he, the party, is the only one who doesn't know the truth and eats melons.
"Yes, but Xiao Wu didn't say what was going on...... Sima Ji asked cautiously: "Brother Bird, what are you doing in the practice room?" β
How the do I know?
I'm still desperate here!
Murong Kunpeng didn't know what to say anymore, the pig-headed fairy must have a plan to go to the practice room, but the ghost knows what she was going to do! There's nothing wrong with this, there are ghosts in the practice room, and of course the ghost knows what she's going to do when she goes to the practice room!
Why don't cultivators understand the truth that if you don't die, you won't die? Wait a minuteβshe's not going to die!
It's scary to think about it!
At this time, Murong Kunpeng suddenly thought of a very important question: I didn't seem to be asleep in bed!
Before I fell asleep, I was in ...... Practice room! It was the huge female ghost who let out a ghost cry and howl that made me faint!
That's right! I'm not asleep at all! I'm passing out!
It turns out that not only can you swap bodies when you fall asleep, but you can even pass out! Hmm, I don't think I know when I've defaulted to the setting of swapping bodies...... No, it doesn't matter anymore, what matters, what happens after I pass out!
Before I passed out, it was clear that Yuantong and Yuanfang, the two old monks, couldn't beat the huge female ghost, why did I wake up in my own bed? Yuantong and Yuanfang exploded? Or is the pig-headed fairy pretending to be forced in the name of Brother Bird? What's going on here? Why didn't the pig-headed fairy go to the haunted practice room in the middle of the night last night without sleeping? What role does she play in this?
Brother Bird's heart was almost broken, seeing that he was loveless, Sima Ji decided to cleverly change the topic, he asked cautiously: "Brother Bird, why don't I solve the acupoints of the 100,000 army first?" Let's move quickly and still catch up with the second quarter......"
ββ¦β¦ Solution. Murong Kunpeng said weakly, he is so troubled now, but he can't ask others, he doesn't know how many times he has scolded the pig's head, and even greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the Cheshire pig family.
Sima Ji first dealt with the alarm clock, and then went to solve the 100,000 army, after solving the acupoint, he quickly lay back on his bed, and suddenly sat up as he did just now, and shouted: "Hey Mom! Oh no, no, no! Something is wrong! β
Murong Kunpeng turned into an actor in a second, and went down from the top bunk: "Aki, what do I usually say about you?" There is calm in every big event! β
"Brother Bird! We're late! Sima Ji cried and wailed: "No, this time must be regarded as absenteeism!" β
"Huh? It's past nine o'clock? Murong Kunpeng looked at the time on his mobile phone, and then at the 100,000 army that slept like dead pigs, and the perfect scene reappeared: "Can't it?" Didn't the army set an alarm clock? The alarm didn't go off? Or are we all deaf? β
"It's not!" The army that was awakened grabbed the alarm clock that he stopped and wanted to cry without tears: "Mom forced my alarm clock to stop talking!" β
Life is like a drama all depends on acting skills, Murong Kunpeng was stunned for a moment and then shouted: "That's not right! Even if the alarm clock doesn't go off, 100,000 people have a biological clock! He has a fixed soak of urine every morning, and if the alarm clock doesn't go off, he has to wake up with urine! β
Sima Ji and Dajun's eyes looked at the 100,000 who had not squeaked since waking up, only to see 100,000 lying on the bed silently, looking at the sky with dull eyes, tears sliding silently, and his Xia Liang was damp in a big circle by the lower three roads......