Chapter 75: If You Don't Cry, I'll Lose!
"It's nothing 100,000, it's all human nature!" The army kindly comforted 100,000: "Haven't you heard the ancients say - I want to be proud and strong, and I can urinate three feet in the wind!" Now, if you fall into the evil spirit, you can wet your shoes with a pee! ”
"Let go of that fat man and let me come!" Sima Ji pushed the army away and put his arm around the shoulders of 100,000: "Don't listen to the army's blindness, is he called comforting?" Yes? 100,000 you listen to me, although the facts can no longer be changed, but we can look at the problem from a different angle, the ancients said it well - we don't produce water, we are just nature's porters! ”
"Get out of here! Can we still have fun together? Murong Kunpeng pushed Sima Ji away, put his hands on 100,000 shoulders, and asked seriously: "Brother, to tell the truth, do your family know that you are such a dick outside?" ”
"You sluts!" 100,000 were about to cry: "You can easily lose me like this!" ”
In such a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere, the 305 four arrived at the door of the classroom, and after the class bell rang, they broke into pieces and mixed in.
"I'll it! Your precept department 305 dormitory group skipping class? ”
Hearing this voice, the faces of the four who sat together again turned green: the male rabbit's feet fluttered, and the female rabbit's eyes were blurred. It's the same root, so why be in a hurry!
Sure enough, this voice made the originally noisy classroom instantly quiet, and everyone's eyes focused on the four.
And the eyes of the four are to gather a boy with sharp-beaked monkey gills, this sharp-beaked monkey cheek boy is from the Arhat department, named Mao Xuewang, it is said that this name is because his father's surname is Mao and his mother's surname is Xue, hoping that both families can prosper.
Mao Xuewang's voice deliberately screamed loudly, just to embarrass the four, and after he succeeded, he proudly raised his eyebrows at a boy with a triangle-eyed face next to him, and the boy-faced boy-eyed with a triangle-eyed face grinned: Good job!
The name of the boy with triangular eyes is Lu Xuefeng, he is the class president of the first-year Luohan Department, tall, handsome, and rich, and among the best in his studies.
The ideological and political classes of the four departments in the first year are all taken together, so they from the Luohan department will appear in this lecture hall.
Mao Xuewang had nothing to do with the 100,000 army, but as Lu Xuefeng's dog, he routinely provoked Murong Kunpeng.
"Skipping class en masse?" Xiao Linpeng, the instructor of the ideological and political class who was spitting clouds and fog outside the classroom door, walked and rushed in with a cigarette: "Who? ”
Although Xiao Linpeng is a professor at Luoyang Martial Arts University, he has another identity as a staff officer of the Luoyang Military Region Headquarters.
In other words, he is a military representative sent by the military to Luoyang Martial Arts University, and he is in charge of both a course and the students' thoughts.
Confucianism uses literature to mess with the law, and chivalry violates the ban with martial arts!
Although Spider-Man teaches us that with great power comes great responsibility, the fact is that once a person has great ability, his desire will swell. All the students who come out of Luoyang Martial Arts University are strong martial arts people, and the military naturally wants to do a good job in the construction of spiritual civilization, so that the students of Luoyang Martial Arts University can grow into qualified socialist successors!
Therefore, the classmates are still righteous, and no one can say who it is, not even Lu Xuefeng and Mao Xuewang, they just coincidentally looked at the 305 four with their snowy eyes-guess, teacher!
"Murong Kunpeng, Sima Ji, Wan Shikang, Zhang Dajun, the four of you come to my office after school!" Xiao Linpeng had a straight face, but his heart was happy: it's time for a wave of ideological education! Lao Tzu's three-inch incorruptible tongue is already hungry and thirsty!
Exercise...... The four were like mourning exams, and the students were all empathetic and burst into laughter.
One hundred thousand angrily glanced at Mao Xuewang, and muttered in a low voice: "Mom, what kind of hatred and resentment?" Recruit him and provoke him, so trap us! ”
"Who knows! From the beginning of school, we have been like mad dogs, chasing us and barking when there is nothing to do! "The resentment of the army is also the boss.
I'm sorry brothers, but I'm the only one who's targeting me...... Murong Kunpeng's heart is like a mirror, Mao Xuewang is just a dog, Lu Xuefeng asks him to bite whoever he wants, and it is Lu Xuefeng who really wants to bite Murong Kunpeng.
Lu Xuefeng is not brainless, he can't get along with people for no reason, he and Murong Kunpeng have grievances, and they have to go back to the previous generation.
At the beginning, Murong Kunpeng's father Murong Dingguo and Lu Xuefeng's father Lu Wenqiang competed for the position of captain of the special brigade of the Gusu Military Region, but Murong Dingguo won the battle.
If you can't catch up with one step, you can't catch up step by step, now Murong Dingguo is already a lieutenant general, but Lu Wenqiang is still just a colonel.
It seems that there is only two levels of difference from colonel to lieutenant general, but from colonel to major general, this level is a hurdle, and I don't know how many people will not be able to climb it in their lifetime.
Murong Kunpeng and Lu Xuefeng also lived in a military compound when they were children, and because Murong Kunpeng spent most of his time in the pigeon nest, compared to Lu Xuefeng and his group of bear children, they were like outsiders, so they were naturally ostracized.
Lu Wenqiang and Murong Dingguo lost in the competition for the captain of the special brigade, and he was narrow-minded, and he didn't break things at home and beat his children.
Lu Xuefeng gathered a group of friends to surround Murong Kunpeng, wanting to beat Murong Kunpeng out of anger, but naturally he was beaten all over the ground by Sima Ji to find teeth......
Looking for teeth all over the ground is not a description, but it is true, Lu Xuefeng's two white front teeth were planted!
At this time, Lu Xuefeng was gloating with two white sensen's front teeth gloating - Xiao Linpeng was born as an instructor, and his mouth cannon kung fu MAX! entered Xiao Linpeng's office, if you don't cry when you come out, I will lose!
Hehe. Murong Kunpeng glanced at him with a smile: Is it because my fat tiger can't hold the knife, or is it that you are floating?
What do you see? Lu Xuefeng's eyes immediately widened.
What are you doing? Sima Ji sneered and broke his fingers, breaking the ten fingers one by one to make a "rattle" sound.
Just take a look! Anyway, you won't get pregnant! Lu Xuefeng retracted his gaze in humiliation, and silently opened the "Great Compassion Mantra" in his hand, and he didn't know if it was a psychological effect, he obviously had two front teeth, but he was faintly painful......
At this time, the class bell rang, Xiao Linpeng took two puffs of the cigarette that was still half a cigarette left, threw it into the spittoon next to the door with a flick of his hand, and rushed to the podium with a big stride, holding his head high and saying loudly: "Go to class!" ”
Xiao Linpeng, as a staff officer of the military region headquarters, is still very deterrent to their group of minors, but Xiao Linpeng's teaching is not rigid, and ideological and political classes often bring a little surprise to the students.
It seems to be the same today, Xiao Linpeng actually played a small movie with eighteen bans as soon as he came up!