Chapter 14: Bulma

Suddenly, there was a sound of cars speeding in the distance, and I hurriedly shouted to Manman, who was pacing briskly with a big fish, "Watch out for the car!" ”

"What is a car?" She turned back to me and asked.

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"It's all my fault that in order to save money, she hasn't taken her to the main street for many days in the world, and has been wandering around the dead street around the store, which was about to be demolished, sparsely populated, and Mantou really hasn't seen what the car looks like." I felt guilty at this moment.

"Boom... The next moment, she could clearly see what the car looked like, and the car knocked her out more than ten meters.

"I'm scared to death, with such a big fish monster, I forgot to step on the brakes... In the car, a fashionably dressed girl with a spicy personality poked her head out of the window and shouted angrily at Manman.

Mantou belongs to the typical "second generation of immortals", even if she is in a good mood if she doesn't bully others, there are still people in the small world who dare to bully her?!

"Dare to rob me of my dinner, see that my parents don't recognize you if I don't have electricity!" Mantou has been practicing with Brother Monkey for a few years in the past few years, stabilized the power of thunder and lightning, and the power of mana was also more convenient, and after snapping his fingers twice, a small dark cloud appeared over the car, and three words floated: "Thunder!" ”

I instinctively blocked my ears, and a thunderbolt suddenly split the car in half from the middle, and the girl was shaking with the steering wheel in her hand, and her shorts were wet.

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But the next moment, she didn't know where to take out a portable machine gun and shot at Mantou is one hand, I instinctively hugged my head and squatted down, Mantou opened the Jindan enchantment to protect the whole body, but was still beaten a call, at this time of danger, I suddenly shouted, the girl stopped.

"Bulma!"

"How do you know my name, am I so famous now?" She hugged her face in smugness.

"I was a student of your father, Dr. Brive. . ." I lied.

Bulma instantly raised his machine gun again and said, "Liar!! My father's student is not as old as you, uncle... ”

I raised my hands high and said helplessly: "I'm eighteen years old this year, and I'm just in a hurry." ”

"Also, my dad's students are scientific maniacs and sloppy kings, and you don't care about your beard like an ape... Wait a minute... The four-star dragon ball on your neck?! ”

Manju came up to me angrily and said, "She's Bulma, why is she such a savage girl?" ”

I thought to myself, "You're a dime better than her??? ”

Bulma was suspicious: "How does she know that my name is Bulma?" ”

I have told countless lies in the mortal world for three years, and the next lie is what I think is the most perfect: "Actually, Bulma, this little Lori is my sister Manman, I have been traveling and exploring in the past few years, and I have been thinking about you in my heart, since I saw your photo once, I can't extricate myself from your unforgettable liking, so I will call your name in my sleep every day, and Manju will naturally know your name after hearing too much." ”

Mantou and I have been together for ten years, and I generally know that I belong to the Yangtze River rafting performance professional non-famous actors.

(Li Zhenjun jumped out and said: "Zhenjun is a professional non-famous writer on the flooding of the Yellow River!") The editor of the starting point shouted loudly: "Don't tarnish the two words of the writer!" Have you signed a contract?!!!! ”)

Bulma immediately believed it, and said with tears in her eyes: "It's a pity that you are not the type I like, I like Prince Charming... ”

"Well, I'm out of love again... Can Bulma lend me the Dragon Ball Radar to compensate me? ”

"No! I don't have a boyfriend yet! ”

"Make do with me... Who have you made do with for a lifetime? ”

"No, I've only been with handsome guys for a while...

"Okay, I'll help you find the Dragon Balls and make a wish, you lend me the radar, and I'll collect the Dragon Balls myself next year, right?"

"Deal! I just lack an uncle to escort me... Bulma reached out and shook my hand to make a deal, and I couldn't help but praise, "Bulma, you're bigger than your eyes in comic books, half of your face!" ”

Bulma said, "Do you blame me? The Japanese comic style is a big-eyed beauty, and the Chinese comic style is a mung bean eye! ”

"My small eyes only represent me, small eyes save electricity, I am a thrifty man...

"I'm going to fix the car here for a while, and I can leave in half an hour, do you have any packages to take?" Bulma asked.

"If you want to say goodbye to a friend, let's meet here later." I took the steamed bun to find Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey made it clear before that looking for the Dragon Ball is a similar job to learn from the scriptures, he has done enough, collect the Dragon Ball to find the important task of Little Wukong and leave it to the two of us to do, he is now living a free life of occupying the mountain for a while.

Brother Monkey came to the small world for five growth stages, he didn't want to be a monkey, he didn't want to be an immortal official, he didn't want to be pressed by the mountains, he didn't want to go to the western sky, and he didn't want to read Buddhist scriptures. After thousands of years, Brother Monkey wants to go back to the days when he was a monkey, perhaps the simplest is the happiest.

"Enlightenment" means "nothingness".

"Nothing" is "emptiness".

"Emptiness" is "happiness"

Monkey Mountain is not far from here, Brother Monkey is lying down and playing with some little monkey cubs, seeing me and Manyu coming, Brother Monkey sat up, shook the two wild peaches to me and said, "Did you see Bulma today?" ”

I nodded, and told Brother Monkey about the agreement with Bulma, and Brother Monkey nodded disapprehantly: "My wish is not in a hurry in this year, it just so happens that you and Manju can also walk around in this year, and have a good experience, I have finished reading the "Dragon Ball" manga in the past ten years, you two must participate in the first world's first martial arts conference, and you two must win the championship and runner-up!" ”

My jaw was about to drop in fright, and I muttered, "Brother Monkey, you look down on my little brother too much." I have 10 combat power.,And say something else.。。。 I'm the owner of the first online store in the fairy world.,I don't want to be the first place in the martial arts conference.,I don't want to be the second place.。。。 ”

"If you two go, you two go! Fulfilling the customer's wish is the purpose of your online store to sell the world's flowers, if you want to buy a small world to play, do I use you to accompany you? Twenty high-grade fairy stones on the flowers? ”

"Brother Monkey, you pinch your fingers in this small world, you don't know everything, if Little Wukong returns to Earth, you will definitely know it for the first time, why do I have to toss with Manbun all over the world."

"After coming back from the Western Meridian, my biggest insight is that the road has to be walked step by step, and the peaches have to be eaten one by one, walking too fast and too urgently, and it is easy to tear the crotch of the pants. . . ."

"Brother Monkey, just say it, if you want to watch the play, it's just a martial arts play, it's someone else who fights, and it's my little brother who is beaten... I was killed in a small world, but I have to drop a layer of cultivation.,I've just built the foundation now.,Once I'm dead.,Back to the mortal world, you can't do the business of the world.,If you don't do this business, the online store will go out of business.,As soon as the online store goes out of business.,I still have to starve to death on the streets.。。。 ”

"Hey, I know you're afraid of death, stretch out your hand! Give you three of my monkey hairs, there is a danger of blowing the monkey hair, it can transform and save you three times... ”

"Isn't monkey hair only one percent of your martial arts cultivation? Have you beaten the strongest man here? Manju was also worried that there would be many masters behind him, and asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, even if my cultivation is only one percent, there is a problem with ordinary masters, and if the monkey hair is scattered, I will immediately sense, and a somersault cloud will go to save you both. Steamed buns, you are also the daughter of Lei Gongdian's mother, a little bolder, and the cultivation has not improved much over the years, but it has followed the good temperament, and what is timid... By the way, you two should also understand the Buddhism I have talked about over the years, theory comes from practice, higher than practice, and cultivating immortals without a theoretical foundation is just a castle in the air. ”

After listening to Brother Monkey's words, I nodded understandingly, reached out and took the monkey hair, and found that in the past ten years, Brother Monkey's monkey hair has grown, and it is estimated that it is not far from becoming a complete monkey...

So, I took the steamed buns, and the steamed buns carried the Qiankun bag full of food and fairy stones, and officially embarked on the journey of "Dragon Ball".