Chapter 15: The Old Turtle

Quickly walked to the place where Bulma repaired the car, and suddenly there was a scream like killing a pig, I secretly said that it was not good, and the two of them ran to the car like two lightning bolts.

A pterodactyl with big fleshy wings is clutching Bulma with its claws, it doesn't look like flirting, it must be eating people!

When it saw me and Manyu hurrying over, it said, "Are you two her companions?" ”

Mantou honestly confessed: "We just met and didn't know each other... ”

The pterosaur laughed happily and said, "That's good, I have something to talk to her alone, let's go first." With that, he snorted and flew away with his big wings, and grabbed the lost Bulma with his claws.

"From the good pot, did you say we were going to save her? She was using a machine gun to sweep me just now... ”

"I'm also thinking about this, it's okay not to save her, you see, isn't the Dragon Ball Radar still in the car?"

Bulma scolded loudly: "A stupid, shameful, and untrustworthy male silver can't marry a woman... ”

"Dare to curse me for not being able to marry a wife from a good pot, look at my thunder and lightning kiss!"

"Beep!" A thunderbolt was thrown out of Manman's hand, and Bulma and Pterodactyl were in mid-air, Bulma fell from mid-air and was accurately borrowed by me, and then I found that my reaction speed and strength have improved to a certain extent over the years.

Bulma was convulsed by electricity in my arms, and stammered, "I don't seem to be peeing again..." ”

I nodded and said, "It's time to change to a little Nene bird... ”

Next, Bulma lay down in the back seat of the car to rest, and I drove the car to watch the navigation (Dragon Ball Radar) move forward rapidly, while Manju snored in the passenger seat.

"You're good at driving, where did you learn it?"

"Lanxiang Technical School, Ben A!" I'm proud, I'm proud.

"Where is this school, haven't you heard of it?"

"There are many things you haven't heard of when you're young, the most powerful thing in the school is the excavator major, and it is said that as long as the excavator class is provided with oxygen cylinders, they can hollow out the earth...

"So powerful?! You and Mantou are not ordinary people at first glance, martial arts must be very good... ”

"It's no problem to fight the little monsters...

"I like to fight the little monster man, if you grow a little more fresh meat, it would be good...

"If you really like little fresh meat, I'll introduce Lu Han to you next time, he is small, but fresh meat birds...

Along the way, Bulma and I chatted very unreliably, and in the evening, Bulma took out a portable capsule and threw out a large villa.

This makes me and Manju very envious, the house in the human world has to be repaid for decades, and the house in the fairy world has to be repaid for hundreds of years, when I leave the small world, Zhenjun must remind me to bring one hundred and eighty sets of portable capsules back to Lang.

There is everything in the villa, the toilet has a blowing function, and there is a massager on the bed.

It's a pity that the food is not appetizing enough, and I and Manwan have been used to eating whole beasts over the years, and suddenly we want to eat bread and fries, which is really uncomfortable.

Yaoyao heard a wolf barking on a nearby hill, and we looked at each other and hurried out the door, and Bulma said unhappily: "Didn't you hear a wild beast?" I was taken away by a wolf at night, I don't care about you both... ”

Ten minutes later, we each slipped a stunned wolf and came back smiling.

Bulma's shorts got wet three more drops...

The three of them ate and drank to their heart's content, leaning back on the couch and watching TV, chatting casually

Bulma gossiped: "Your eldest is not small, why are you not married?" ”

I said: "Guoguo is only 18 this year, okay, I'm not willing to marry an ugly girl!" ”

"What about the beauty?"

"It's not easy to marry a beautiful woman!"

"Then we are really not suitable... Ordinary girls should always be okay, right? ”

"I don't give up when I marry an ordinary girl!"

"Pity your parents...

"How?"

"Your family has been a single dog for generations. . . ."

"Can't talk to the birds, broken jue!"

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"Three circles on the left and three circles on the right, twisting the neck and twisting the buttocks, go to bed early and get up early, let's do exercise, shake the hands and feet, and take deep breaths frequently..."

Early in the morning, I started to do "Luck Exercise", there has been no delay for more than ten years, after building the foundation, it is "not eating grains, sucking wind and drinking dew" of the Bigu realm, of course, Bigu does not mean not eating or drinking, most immortals will eat some elixir and fairy grass as a substitute for grains, there is one thing in the realm of Bigu that many people may not know, that is, anti-hunger, take the Jin Dan cultivation of steamed buns as an example, she can go without meals for three days, and then eat three days of food at a time, do you think of many protagonists in two-dimensional comics? When I was hungry, I didn't have the strength to fight, and after eating the food of hundreds of people, my strength was restored, and you guessed it, they all passed the Bigu realm!

(Zhenjun shouted at Congliang: Don't confuse Xiuzhen with the second dimension!!) Do you want to put it on the shelves!! ”)

In the small world, the cultivation is slow to improve.,Fortunately, my personality has always been sluggish.,I'm not in a hurry.,I've always thought that the pig baby who grew up fast.,It won't necessarily become a generation of pig kings.,It's very likely to be slaughtered.。。。

(In addition to the strong pig, in addition to the strong pig, the advertising flying screen, the Bajie brand all-natural wild boar without ripening, the delicacy recommended by the four Tang monks and apprentices!) )

Manju is also practicing spells in the morning, she wants to improve not only her cultivation, but also the degree of control of her innate thunder and lightning divine power, after all, when it comes to immortal combat power, her parents are also the number one master.

The boulders were shattered by Manman's unmistakable lightning arrows, and her biggest gain from coming to the small world this time was the mastery of spells, and I don't know who is more powerful between her and the Saiyans?

"Ahh Yes! Yes! "A boulder suddenly came out of a scream, I and Manju took a closer look, and immediately laughed, where is this boulder, it is clearly an old Wang Ba... Ahem... An old sea turtle...

(Lao Wang Dao: Really handsome, let me play, I won't have an old man in the Dragon Ball story, I'm the number one foot in this book, I don't accept it, complain!) The editor is big, Zhenjun doesn't respect the old, he only loves the young, and Lori steals the show! Defy! Complaints! Defy! Complaints! )

"Scare me to death, scare me to death... Whew... The old turtle clutched his heart and felt sorry for himself.

"Hey, isn't this a turtle? How did it come out here? "Bulma put on her makeup, squatted in the toilet, ate breakfast, and squatted in the toilet... Only then did he take back the villa and walked over a few steps to ask.

"I'll be honest, I'm actually a turtle...

"Needless to say, you can see it!" The three of them shouted at the same time.

"Listen to the old man, I'm done... Actually, I'm a sea turtle.,Came out to find an object.,I heard that the tortoise on land is beautiful.,Find a few are too small.,Old and inappropriate.,Crawled for a few years.,I don't know the way home.。。。 ”

"Since it's a turtle looking for a partner, don't be picky, you turtle look, it's good to find a female turtle who likes you...

"Turtles also have the right to love freely, okay? By the way, can you give me a bucket of salt water? It's best to bring some kelp... ”

The old turtle slowly ate a large bucket of saltwater stumbling kelp, and I looked at each other very tacitly, and I opened my mouth to propose: "Why don't we send you back to the sea, there is a lot of water in the sea... ”

(Why send the turtle back to the sea, please read the original with children's shoes...) )

"No! I came out to look for Dragon Ball during the summer vacation, and I only had thirty days to pinch it, so I didn't have that spare time. ”

"It's okay, I'll send you with Manman, don't ask me why, learn from Uncle Lei Feng, don't ask who Uncle Lei Feng is, he has always lived in my heart...

"Humph! Don't want Dragon Ball Radar, and don't appear in front of me again! Bulma huffed.

"Mantou picks up the turtle on his back, we walk the bird, don't send it!"

After walking for a few minutes, I said to Manman: "At 2 o'clock, Manman, you put a thunderbolt there... ”

"Isn't that a Tyrannosaurus rex? I understand, Brother Congliang, you respect the main line of the original book too much... ”

"The main foot is missing, if Bulma doesn't follow, it won't be smooth to find the Dragon Ball!" I'm happy to count a hundred, the four Star Dragon Balls are still hanging around my neck, Bulma is timid, and she's not stupid.

When we counted to 90, Bulma drove to stop us on our way: "Get in the car, there was a blackened Tyrannosaurus rex losing its temper just now, I don't know who provoked it, I'm worried about your safety, it's better to go together." ”

"Didn't you say don't come to you again?"

"Jia Congliang, you dead ghost!"

"Grandpa Turtle, take the car, go faster than us...

"Anyone who can climb faster than me...

I didn't say anything all the way, and Bulma was a little angry and didn't pay attention to me.

Suddenly, a werewolf blocked our way and threatened us with a large knife: "Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit...... Rob! IP, IC, IQ card, all tell me the password! What the? Forgot your password? Hand over the old turtle too! Turtle stewed braised pork or something, my wolf grandmother loves to eat... ”

"Congliang, give him the turtle, this uncle is holding a knife, and he is so filial...

The turtle looked at me pitifully, with a look that didn't want to be a dish, and his eyes showed tears of longing to survive...

"Man, give you three minutes, is that enough?"

"Brother Congliang, that's you, this girl can do it in a minute...

"Don't leave the whole corpse, humanoid beasts can't be eaten, this is the bottom line of foodies!"

Forty-eight seconds later, the smell of kebabs enters the car, and the humanoid werewolf leaves several piles of scorched earth on the ground, the only proof that he is still alive.

"Why does everyone want to eat turtles, turtles, or something?"

"Because a lot of people are empty!"

The car sped on, and a gust of wind carried the werewolf's ashes away and drifted towards the sea not far away.

seaside

"This river is so big!" Manju sighed.

Bulma roared, "This is the sea, and there is salt in it, and kelp!" ”

Her words reminded me of Liu Yan, and I slowly sang: "There is salt and Liu Yan, I can't tell the difference between stupidity, waves, big waves, more fierce than anyone... ”

(This poem is the original of a generation of and prostitution Zhenjun...) Please collect this book for reprinting.。。。 Take a break ... )

"Rest you help me, good silver has a safe life, one child is pregnant with two, two sleeves are breezy, wild chrysanthemums in the wind, chrysanthemums are left, the ground is full of wounds, sad Pacific... Yang Yang? The turtle thanked.

"Stop playing idiom solitaire, go back to the sea to find your mother, maybe your old mother is still alive... Bulma yelled impatiently.

(It's been 5 days since I came to the sea...) Why do the days pass so quickly, it's because you haven't done confinement... )

"You wait here for me for a while, the wonderful continues, and I will repay you...

(The three of us waited at the beach for a long time, but the turtle still didn't come back, and ten years later, a beautiful woman with her feet on colorful auspicious clouds said that she wanted to marry me, roaring and roaring, it was impossible to drop!! Ask for collection, ask for acceptance, really handsome and funny is serious! )