"You ask me about my first impression of Lao Wang? His biggest feature, and what I admire the most, is that he can always package the originally shameless things with a very good taste of chicken soup for the soul... ”

--- Congliang's book "Memoirs of My Eventful Years as a Store Manager"

(Lao Wang took the Qiankun mirror and bounced me...) ）

At noon the next day, Lao Wang opened the door directly and went straight to the toilet.

"Don't wash your hands in the toilet in the future, it's unhygienic, my lord." I said to Lao Wang while fiddling with the white jade charm in my hand.

After a few minutes, he came out with a smile and said, "Isn't this just a few days after coming to the human world, and you are not used to life here?" It turns out that watching TV with spells in the upper realm is still not good, and many things can't be seen really, you have to know that after Bigu is cultivated, you don't eat, drink, or pull, and you don't have these stinky things. ”

"By the way, isn't my heavenly eye a powerful supernatural power? Can you see where other people's money is dropped on the street? ”

"You are the most basic Heavenly Eye, at most you can see a ghost and a demon, and your spiritual power is insufficient, at most you can support it for ten minutes, it is useless."

"I watched half of the white jade charm yesterday and the flame went out, is this the reason?"

"Guess right, young man, you haven't built a foundation, it's good to be able to support your spiritual power for more than ten minutes."

"Can you not rely on Reiki?"

"The fairy world has electricity, what does it rely on if it doesn't rely on aura? I'll teach you how mortals cultivate immortals another day, haha, by the way, how is the business of the online store in the morning? ”

"There are just a few strokes, they are all foodies, they are all foodies, there are a few recharges, there are ten low-grade fairy stones, the cowhide package has sent all the fairy stones, in other words, what's the use of just asking for these fairy stones? You can't eat or drink. ”

"You know Maomao, immortal stones are rare in the mortal world, they are necessities for cultivating immortals, RMB or anything is a floating cloud, wait for me to find a way to find a channel to exchange the fairy stone for RMB again." Also, there is a process at the beginning of opening an online store, and it is good to have business on the first day of opening, after all, Heavenly Court is not built in a day. ”

"The truth is this, but Lao Wang, I can put all my savings for three years here, I don't have money to buy food, and the online store can't always rely on my hard-earned money, your old man is also a half-immortal, think of a way."

Lao Wang expected this section earlier, held up the old fortune-telling banner of "Blind fortune telling, no money", and said: "Grandpa, I have already calculated that your kid has fine mouse teeth, and he can pull out the fart, or do the blind king's business more reliable, just rely on your kid's private money of a few thousand yuan, not enough for grandpa and me to eat a fish." ”

"You're a Buddhist master, aren't you not fishy?"

"The fish and flesh have passed through the intestines, but the original owner of this body, the blind king, the Buddha will understand my suffering...

So far, Lao Wang set up a fortune telling stall in front of my store, and began his business of fooling people, but he didn't use fairy energy to calculate, or relied on a few worn-out fortune-telling books left by the blind king before his death, in his words, the aura that was finally accumulated every day can be of great use in the future, who kills chickens with a knife in these years?

"Big sister, you are as hard as firewood, you can make a fortune all year round," shouted the sixty-year-old aunt who had just returned from grocery shopping.

"I don't have any money with me." Auntie still walked over and said vigilantly.

"You listen to a few words casually, if the calculation is not accurate, sister, you turn around and leave." Lao Wang is really worthy of being a god sent by the upper realm, the god can chatter, and in less than half an hour, he just burst out the tears that the sixty-year-old aunt said.

"My front half of my body is really miserable, so miserable, after the old man left, there is only a girl left, the ancestral house left by the old man was demolished and only enjoyed a few days of blessings, Wang Banxian, you are really accurate, I have been really good recently, those uncles who danced ballroom dances in the square all want to chase me, I listen to you, the old tree blooms, and the butterfly comes." The aunt actually took out two red sheets of Grandpa Mao's hard fortress to Lao Wang, but Lao Wang was unwilling, and it took a long time to pretend to be reluctant to accept it.

I said: "Lao Wang, you are really good, others have said that you don't bring any money, why do you still insist on calculating it for her, and you still find out that she has peach blossoms?" ”

Lao Wang smiled and quietly stuffed the second Mao grandfather into his underwear pocket, and said: "The thin man has a short neck and many disasters, and the fat man has a long forehead and idle wealth." That girl has a long forehead, and the good food in the plastic belt in her hand is not old or young, and she is definitely not the master who goes out without money. And she also wore a girl's red scarf, and if she has a husband, will she wear it? ”

I gave him a thumbs up, and then stretched out my palm to him: "The money for the evening food has not been settled, you always carry forward your style and pay some living expenses, don't be too picky with the gods, it will smear the organization." ”

He smiled very unkindly, pretending to be mysterious: "Taoist fortune-telling pays attention to Taoist life one, life two, two lives are infinite, you look at it, maybe there will be big business coming to the door, remember to order more takeout tonight, and fight tooth sacrifices... ”

I looked at him smiling and smiling, and it didn't look like he was lying, so I took the time to take care of the store, and then went back to the original property unit to resign. Since I have chosen the promising profession of opening an online store for the fairy world, I feel that it is not a matter to work in the property every day, and the treatment that Lao Wang gave me is good, and one-tenth of the net profit is my salary.

You must know that opening an online store in the fairy world is a big profiteering, and I added two zeros to the food price for the takeaway delivered in the morning, and then I booked it on the online store, even if my mouth is swollen because of the bragging box, isn't that the price of the profiteering industry?

Slowly moved the things from the original dormitory to the storefront, and the fortune teller just now actually turned back, with a female policeman behind her.

Could it be that I was reported last night watching the latest action blockbuster while hiding under the covers? No way...

(It's an action blockbuster, don't think about it...) ）