"My first impression of Xu Qing is indeed very good, not only because she has a face like Haruko, but also because her stupid personality is also very similar. Then why didn't you even think about chasing her? The first is that she has no money and no time, and the second is that she is a policeman, and every time I see her, I want to confess and be lenient... ”

--- Congliang's book "Memoirs of My Eventful Years as a Store Manager"

I was hesitating whether to go back to the house to destroy the evidence, the aunt came over to me and said: "The young man just heard Wang Banxian say, you know a little medical skills, you are half a veterinarian, you can help see my daughter's cat, what's going on, I was dead last week because I accidentally ate rat poison, my daughter and I were buried in the woods outside the community by the way, and the burial was still very tight, but this morning I went out to buy vegetables and saw it squatting at the door of my house, staring at me with black eyes, and kept wagging its tail... ”

I threw a contemptuous look at Lao Wang, and said in my heart: "You are more suitable for bragging, what is wrong with blowing me up, blowing me into a veterinarian?" Is this a technical job? ”

I glanced at her daughter behind the aunt, in her early twenties, looking a little familiar, it should be a film policeman in this area, with short hair and an almond face, very similar to Haruko Akagi in "Slam Dunk" that I would watch in junior high school, I think it was my dream lover back then, and most women with such looks will probably be as good-looking as Akagi Gangxian, beauty and beasts, think about it, tears are really flowing into the shorts.

"You don't know me anymore? Last month, you were collecting fees on my floor, and I met you once. Her voice was sweet, and when she handed me the black-haired cat in her hand, I was slow for several seconds to pick it up.

"I'm sorry, I'm face blind, I don't know you when you change your clothes, it's my part-time job to collect property fees, young people, I will start a family after working a few more jobs。。。。。。" I laughed and said, in fact, how much I want to say that if you put on your clothes, I won't know you.

When I took the black cat, it was still struggling in my arms, I put it on the table, carefully stroked its whole body with my hand, and when I touched its heart, I found that its heart was not beating at all!

In addition to a little dirt that has not been wiped clean, the cat's body also has the characteristic corpse spots, and some of the skin has even begun to show signs of decay.

Instinctively, I was startled, took two steps back, took a big breath, and said, "This cat has indeed been dead for days. ”

The aunt and her daughter were also frightened, although they had guessed before, but they couldn't be wrong when they got the results promulgated by my "veterinarian", and their whole bodies trembled with fright.

"We've never treated it badly, why did it come to us when it's dead?!" The aunt was so frightened that she cried.

I suddenly remembered something and asked, "You haven't been scratched by that black cat just now, have you?" ”

The aunt's daughter exclaimed: "On the way here, it didn't want me to hold it, so it grabbed a few wounds on my palm." ”

The strange event I was worried about still happened, Lao Wang made a look at me, he explained to me a few days ago, I was born with a mole in the middle of the forehead, this is where the eye of heaven is, every time I want to open the eye of heaven with my fingers to press this mole in my heart to say "open".

I had just opened the eye with my index finger, and the black cat standing on the table suddenly had bulging eyes and a swollen belly, "Meow... He let out a low cry and lunged at me.

"Dare to love this black cat really catches Lao Tzu as a mouse!"

Fortunately, I opened the eyes of the sky, and my eyes and feet were fast, and I let the black cat pounce on one side.

It stabilized its body and just wanted to pounce on me, when the old king raised the fortune-telling banner as if it knocked it, it took a few sticks and did not get any benefit, so it "meowed" twice, sniffed into the store, and ran out of the door in a blink of an eye.

My little heart was so frightened that my little heart was "fluttering", and the aunt stammered and asked me, "What the hell is that?" ”

Seeing that I was silent, Lao Wang took my aunt to the back room and whispered, what is the situation? Cultivating a second unforgettable love?

I was busy looking at the wound on the back of my aunt's daughter's hand with the heavenly eye that had not yet had time to disperse, and I took a look with the heavenly eye, and sure enough, there was a trace of black mist diverging from the wound, if I didn't guess wrong, it was a corpse.

Corpse gas is actually a type of bacteria, and if you can't hold your breath, the bacteria will be inhaled. Therefore, if there is a deceased person in the family, the family members need to dress the deceased and wear a hat, mainly to prevent the invasion of bacteria.

I am also an otaku, I like to see some useless things that I have learned, and I know that the effect of traditional Chinese medicine treatment is better than that of corpse qi, after decoction with mugwort leaves, I take realgar and cinnabar, wash and rub the body, and I can remove corpse qi.

But the corpse of the black cat in front of me is abnormal, I still sent a message in the Xiaoyao group to ask for peace of mind, you must know that the Xiaoyao group is a gathering place for fairy cattle, and I want to ask if the treatment of this kind of corpse poison is not pediatric? Because the wound of the female policeman in front of me has begun to show signs of festering, the heart of the doctor's parents, although I am not a doctor, I also have a benevolent heart.

I asked her, "What's your name?" ”

"My name is Xu Qing, does this have anything to do with my cat?"

The next moment, I bit my index finger ruthlessly and pressed my bloody index finger on her wound, she was very ecstatic "Ah", she and I both saw at the same time, a cloud of black smoke rose from her wound, and it dissipated in a blink of an eye.

"I must know who my blood is shed for." Ignoring her objections, I took out two Band-Aids from the drawer, one for her and the other for me. We're a couple, hee-hee. (Otaku spirit...) ）

"Are you going to be a corpse? Isn't it all used to pull out glutinous rice to expel corpse gas? She asked curiously.

"The ghost blows the lamp and sees too much, my blood is more effective than glutinous rice, an innocent boy, enough yang, sister paper, understand?"

"Innocent boy? You? She wondered.

"Actually, I'm not even 18 years old... In fact, I don't believe it myself, it's not that I'm an old man, but I always feel that I have a heart to be a grandfather under the healthy and lively appearance of a gourd baby. It can also be called a grandson. . . In order to determine my age, I forced Lao Wang to help me touch my bones a few times, and finally provoked him to swear that he had never made a mistake by touching the bones of his hands and thighs, so I was willing to believe that I was still a minor.

"Okay then, you're 18, I'm 18." When she smiled at me, she could see two small tiger teeth, which were sharp weapons for the enemy, and an affectionate kiss from a vampire to those who liked him, and I immediately felt the urge to wash my neck。。。。。。 (Come bite me, bite me!) ）

When I turned my head to see how Lao Wang and Xu Qing's mother were chatting, they both looked at the door at the same time, Xu Qing's mother's eyes were open, and her eyes were red, as if she had seen something terrible.

Lao Wang smiled weirdly, and instantly lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.

(If the eyes can kill, I want to use a knife at this moment!) ）

I finally reluctantly turned my head with Xu Qing, outside my pet shop, a piece of mice, densely standing and looking at me neatly, as if the chief was going to come to the parade, there were a few black cats inside, and Xu Qing's dead cat was also among them, after a while, one of the larger brown mice also rushed forward to our feet one by one, standing up with both feet and sniffing with a small nose, "squeaking" at many small meows and mice, and the little ones behind seemed to have received instructions and stood one after anotherand looked at us with excitement. （

Is this going to be a cat, and the rat is going to attack the first online store in the fairy world? ）

There are four people in the house, a handsome and handsome young man (self-evaluation!) A people's policeman, a housewife, and a half-immortal didn't dare to move.

I hurriedly closed the door and asked Lao Wang, what is the situation?

He was not in a hurry and said: "The companionship of rats and cats has been a sign of impending disaster since ancient times." ”

"What I want to know is why that dead black cat attacked me? And why are there so many rats and cats blocking my storefront? What do I care about him, and what's going on with a catastrophe, Tom can't be friends with Jerry?"

(Is Tom Jerry a friend?) Everyone complains... ）

Lao Wang continued to analyze: "It is estimated that the ten fairy stones in our store have been smelled by the dead black cat, and it will be better explained later, it can't do you alone, and it won't call the little friends to fight in groups, it is estimated that they are now putting on a posture, waiting for the boss to come。。。。。。 ”

(Why does his analysis feel so unreliable, a blind cat meets a dead mouse?) ）