Chapter 155: Helian's Clever Plan to Settle the World
Hogist smiled slightly, stroked his non-existent beard and pretended to smile calmly: "Hahaha, the mountain people have their own clever plans!" ”
"I know that big brother you have a way, tell me your clever plan! What's the purpose of our showdown with her parents? Joseph complimented against his will, what else could he say to Vitra's parents? Your daughter is pregnant, did I do it?
"I know you don't believe it, it's okay, after I finish talking to your parents-in-law, I can't help but believe you." Hogist said confidently.
"What are you going to tell them? Don't talk nonsense! ”
"Huh? Am I the kind of person who is unreliable? Your attitude is incorrect, why am I so uncomfortable to listen to? I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language, and you ask me again. Hougist said unhappily.
"Uh...... Do you have any good words to communicate with them? Joseph carefully organized his words and asked again.
Hoggist nodded with satisfaction, "This question sounds much more pleasant!" You think, your father-in-law's work is all solved by me, and he should know something about our abilities, right? When I enter the league next year, he should be able to imagine the ability to absorb money, so as my future agent, you must make a lot of money, we only need him to bear the expenses from the birth of the child in February next year to the signing of the contract in July, and you can even double the cost of raising a child during this time! And you can move to their house too! It's easier to take care of. ”
The more Joseph listened, his eyes brightened, and he couldn't stop nodding his head, and finally said excitedly: "Okay, good idea!" It's still the big brother who is smart, so do it! Why don't you tell my parents and go straight to Mr. Lanny? ”
"None of these stinky men are good! My girlfriends are pregnant and I haven't told my family that I have a girlfriend, which is too irresponsible! Qiu Jingli was lying on the door and heard Joseph's words, and her heart was very angry.
She was about to open the door and go out to educate Joseph, but heard Haugist speak again, "Do you want to have a little face?" Taking care of Vitra is your own business, and you can't come up with the money at the moment, and there is no way to find both parents. But now you still want to make an inch, calculating your own family for your own parents? Don't worry, I'm going to do the work of your mother's mind and get them to accept Vitra! Want to find Mr. Lenny first? There are no doors! ”
After listening to Haojister's righteous reprimand, Qiu Jingli nodded with satisfaction and let go of the slender jade finger that grabbed the doorknob, "It's still my man who has a sense of responsibility!" ”
Although Qiu Jingli thinks so, in fact, she has been raising Haojist for four years, and she has been eating and drinking for Haojist since the beginning of her relationship, and Haojist is also able to be physically good and crush her peers because of this. So to put it bluntly, Hougist is only showing responsibility at the moment, and in fact he has been eating soft rice for four years. However, Qiu Jingli didn't mind, and Hogist didn't blush, so the two were still very harmonious.
Qiu Jingli was lying at the door eavesdropping, and the discussion between the two in the living room continued. Joseph was obviously a little ashamed of himself after listening to a lesson from Hogist, so he also made up his mind to have a showdown with his parents.
"Alright! It's also time to let everyone know who the young grandma at Bill's burger joint is! Joseph nodded hesitantly.
"Anyway, you take Vitra for a prenatal checkup first! The most important thing is to protect your baby! With the results of the prenatal examination, we will find time to negotiate with your parents. Haugist gave the order.
"Okay, I'll listen to my eldest brother!"
"Don't worry! You're not the kind of person who doesn't learn and idle all day long, as long as a few of us join forces next summer, we will definitely be able to break through in the alliance! At that time, you will be a successful man in the eyes of both parents, and you will be able to start a family and start a career at the same time in the first year of college, and I will be a little envious of you! Hoggist reassured.
"Big brother, I thank you for your good words! But don't tease me, my career doesn't depend on you. Joseph said gratefully.
"Okay, if you don't have anything else to do, I won't leave you to rest, I still have important business, you can leave quickly!" Hoggist didn't treat Joseph as an outsider either, and when the matter was finished, he directly issued an eviction order.
Joseph replied with a tacit lewd smile and left Qiu Jingli's apartment.
"Dear Sister Li, Joseph is gone, come out and eat again!" Hougist shouted at the bedroom in the tone of a big bad wolf seducing the little white rabbit.
"I'm full, you can eat yourself!" Qiu Jingli replied ruthlessly.
"Don't!" Hoggist ran to open the door, but found that the bedroom door was locked from the inside by Qiu Jingli, so he sang to the bedroom: "Little rabbit, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in!" ”
"Do you listen to what I say? I said you weren't allowed to come in until you won the NCAA championship! Qiu Jingli said angrily, "What are you talking to Bijief?" These are the most sacred and private things for the two of us, why should they be used as after-dinner conversations? I feel like I'm standing naked in Times Square right now, so I'm in a bad mood and don't want to see you! Don't mess with me! ”
"Dear, I know it's wrong! If you open the door, I'll apologize to you in person, okay? "Hoggist never stands up in front of Qiu Jingli, as long as he makes her unhappy, he will admit his mistake at the speed of light.
Although Hoggist was proactive in admitting his mistakes and had a good attitude of repentance, there was no voice in the bedroom to respond to him.
"Sister Li?"
"Okay?"
"Daughter-in-law?"
"Qiu Jingli?"
"Dear?"
Haugist screamed for a long time, but there was still no movement in the bedroom, but this was not a problem for Haugist, and he took an inconspicuous vase from the display shelf in the living room. Haugist took out the plastic flowers from the vase, reached into the vase and felt for a long time, and pulled out a key from the pile of pebbles.
Hougist put the vase back in the distance, walked straight to the bedroom door, and easily unlocked it with the key.
Qiu Jingli was sitting in front of the bay window, eating French fries and playing with her mobile phone, when she saw Haugist break in, she turned her head and ignored him. This gave Hoggist an opportunity, and Hoggist sat directly behind Qiu Jingli and stretched out his arms around her, trying to poke his head out from behind to kiss her cheek.
Qiu Jingli's eyes were quick, grabbed the yellow mustard sauce and blocked it, the Hoggist people didn't kiss it, but they had a mouthful of yellow mustard, although the yellow mustard was not as rushing as the green mustard, but suddenly eating this full mouth also choked the Hoggiste spicy enough.
Holding Qiu Jingli in his arms, Haojist couldn't spit it out directly, so he could only swallow it in one gulp. This time it was like a fire burning all the way, Haugist grabbed the Coke next to him and took a big sip, but he was choked by carbon dioxide even more uncomfortable, Hougist squatted in the corner with his head in his hands, and silently shed two lines of tears.
Qiu Jingli saw Haojist's miserable appearance, half of her anger disappeared, and she continued to eat French fries and play with her mobile phone, and said to herself: "They all said don't bother me, you deserve it!" ”
"Li'er, you're so ruthless! I've confessed my mistakes and apologized, and you're going to fix me like this! Hoggist said sadly.
"That's a light punishment for your mistakes! You always mention your principles and your bottom line to others, have you ever thought that I also have a bottom line? Qiu Jingli said solemnly, "I can shamelessly do those things to please you, that's because I love you, but why do you want to talk to others about those things between us?" Today you share the joy between us with others, will you share me with others tomorrow? ”
"The conscience of heaven and earth! I didn't mean that! Haugist patted his chest and promised, "I just wanted to show the world how good you are, but I didn't expect it to ruin everything!" ”
"You stinky men! It's a little bit that you can't hold your breath for anything, how can you show off this kind of thing to others? Have you ever wondered what other people think of me? There is a respected elder in our motherland who once taught us that we want to make a fortune in silence, do you understand? Qiu Jingli said angrily.
Hoggist nodded like a grandson, "Understood, understood, I understood, I don't dare next time, and there will be no next time!" ”
"Next time you want to talk to someone more than half a word, just sleep on the sofa for a month! Got it? Qiu Jingli warned solemnly.
"Got it! I see! Hoggist secretly wiped his sweat, thinking that this matter had finally turned the page.
Qiu Jingli finished reprimanding Haugist and gave him a long memory, and then asked about Joseph, "What did you all say?" ”
Haojist looked at Qiu Jingli helplessly, "Didn't you hear it all inside?" ”
Qiu Jinglixing's eyes widened, and she glared at Haugist, "What I heard was the part you said about me, I didn't even listen to Vitra's pregnancy, I'm not as inattentive to other people's privacy as you!" ”
Qiu Jingli perfectly explained what it means to talk nonsense with her eyes open, she obviously leaned on the door and listened clearly, but now she said that she didn't hear it and asked Haogist to explain it to her again.
The intention of this trick is very "sinister", she lies that she does not know, and asks Haugist to repeat it, if there is a discrepancy with what she overheard before, it means that Haugist is deliberately hiding from her, and the discrepancy in the narrative is very suspicious.
Fortunately, Hoggist was open-minded and had nothing to hide, so he recounted the process of discussing with Joseph before. It is only in the process of narration that he boasts about his own persuasion of Joseph's remarks on a moral level.
Qiu Jingli listened very satisfied, but still pretended to be impatient and said, "Don't brag about yourself, what's the use of saying this?" The United States will not select a national moral model! ”
Hoggist shut his mouth stupidly, and Qiu Jingli continued: "So you want to negotiate a showdown with his parents on behalf of Joseph?" ”
Hoggist shook his head, "I'm talking about taking Joseph to his parents for a showdown, it's the leading band; It is not a substitute generation. There are a lot of things I can do with him, and I will guide him and give him courage, but in the end, he needs to do it himself. This is the responsibility he should take as a man, he is already a person who wants to be a father, is it okay to be afraid of taking responsibility in case of trouble? ”
"Wow! Helian, what a man when he said these words with righteous words! Qiu Jingli once again fell into Helian Wu's heroic masculinity, and it was difficult to hold herself.
"Right? Since you like my man, why don't you have a good experience of my real man? Hougist asked, striking while the iron was hot.
"Oops, I hate it, people just finished eating, and their hands are sticky and very unhappy!" Qiu Jingli stretched out her right hand in front of Haugist. The index finger and thumb were also stained with salt and pepper powder and sauce.
On a whim, Hougist grabbed Qiu Jingli's wrist and took her dirty fingers from eating fries in her mouth.
Qiu Jingli only felt itchy at first, but by the time Hougist cleaned her fingers, her body and mind were already overflowing, and she was out of control, so the two of them were full of wine and food to wander in the beautiful scenery of spirit and desire again.
It was another all-nighter, and when the light was faintly visible at the end of the horizon, the contented two fell asleep hugging each other again. Hogist hasn't trained for two days in a row, which has never happened before, even when Haugist broke his leg in a car accident, he didn't stop training on his hands, and he went out with Qiu Jingli during the holidays and worked out in the hotel gym at night. It's the first time I've been in bed like this for two days in a row.
Of course, for the lazy bed of these two days, there is also such a saying on the rivers and lakes: Haugist has trained very seriously with the ball in both hands to break the tight defense, and the training effect is very ideal.
When Haugist woke up naturally, there was a new message on his phone, Joseph told Haugist that he had taken Vitra for a prenatal checkup, that the embryo was developing normally, and that he was ready to go to the showdown with his parents at any time.
Hogist looked at the perpetual calendar on his mobile phone, this kind of thing has to be checked according to the traditional lunar calendar of the motherland, and the daily taboos have to be checked, but which one is Joseph? Marry? Lottery? Alignment? Staying at home? Seeking an heir? None of them are plausible, but it just so happens that Hogist has found a day for everything the next week, which is a good idea! Haugist set the date and sent it to Joseph.
opened another short breath, but it was another "little brother" who was older than him, Zack. LaVine sent a text message in which LaVine reminded Hogist to watch the draft and said that he had prepared a surprise for him on the spot.
LaVine was invited to the Little Green House as a favorite for this year's lotto show, so he attached great importance to this draft, and he had previously called to invite Hougist to witness the important moment in his life at the draft meeting, but Hougist directly rejected LaVine on the grounds that New York was too far and the air ticket was too expensive.