"What is he looking for you?" Qiu Jingli asked, sitting on the bed wrapped in a sheet.

"I don't know, he said that it was inconvenient to say on the phone, he wanted to meet, and it happened that I had less pizza, so I rubbed him with a hamburger."

"How can you be a big brother like this, taking advantage of your brother!" Qiu Jingli threw a pillow in her hand.

"What do you mean by throwing a pillow at me? Do you still want it? Hougist turned and threw himself on the bed.

Qiu Jingli jumped out of bed wrapped in a sheet, "Play by yourself!" I took a shower and went! ”

Qiu Jingli escaped into the bathroom and locked the door, Haugist sat bored on the bed and played with his mobile phone, and the doorbell rang after a while.

Hoggist glanced at the closed bathroom door and the sound of rushing water, thinking that the little brother who delivered the pizza today was fast enough, not long after the call, the autumn glass bath was not even completed?

Hogist slowly got dressed and pulled his slippers to open the door: "You guys are more efficient?" Why did you come so soon today? ”

As soon as Hougist opened a crack in the door, someone squeezed through the door and entered.

"What do you mean? Is there still a burglary in this upscale neighborhood? Startled, Hoggist hurriedly turned around and went back to his bedroom to get his gun. Since the last incident of the Asian gangs in Los Angeles, Director Ducati has helped Haugist and Qiu Jingli get gun licenses, and Qiu Jingli has put a Walter PPK automatic pistol in Haugist's house and his apartment.

"It's not a robbery, big brother, you can see clearly, it's me!" A familiar voice shouted in Chinese.

Hougist heard that it was Joseph's voice, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Joseph standing in the doorway with a large food cooler.

"You? Why are you so fast? Didn't we just finish talking on the phone? Hougist asked in surprise.

"I'm in a hurry, I'm speeding! Give it, open it up to eat, and help me get an idea after eating! ”

At this time, the bathroom door rang, Qiu Jingli finished taking a bath and was about to come out, and Haogist could already imagine the fragrant scene of Qiu Jingli wrapped in a bath towel and coiling her hair. He hurriedly pushed Joseph out the door, "I also ordered a pizza, you can pick it up for me!" With that, Hoggist ruthlessly closed the door.

"Is the pizza coming?" Qiu Jingli wiped her hair and came out of the bathroom, to Haojist's surprise, Qiu Jingli was not wrapped in a bath towel, she came out naked at all!

Hoggist hurriedly carried Qiu Jingli into the bedroom and put it on the bed. Qiu Jingli struggled and shouted, "Don't! People have just finished taking a shower! ”

"You think beautifully! What do you want to do when you come out naked after taking a shower? Isn't that just trying to tempt me? Hoggist asked.

"You've seen it everywhere, what else do I have to hide!" Qiu Jingli said with a big grin.

Hoggist took out a short-sleeved shirt from the closet and threw it to Qiu Jingli, "Quickly change it, the pizza is not here, Joseph is here!" ”

"I took a shower and he arrived? He came so quickly, it seems that there are really 100,000 urgent things! Qiu Jingli analyzed.

"yes, so you change your clothes so I can let him in! We'll have to go back later! After speaking, Haojist gave Qiu Jingli a tacit look.

"Hey, hey, hey! What kind of eyes do you have? It's so obscene! I remember a person who always prides himself on being self-disciplined. Is it really good for you to be so wild? Qiu Jingli smiled.

"I'm not afraid you'll be dissatisfied!" Hoggist shifted the blame to Qiu Jingli.

"Big brother, the pizza is here, open the door for me!" Joseph shouted outside the door.

"Hurry up and get dressed!" Hoggist dropped a word and closed the door and went out.

Qiu Jingli changed her clothes and came out, and was startled when she saw the giant incubator at Bill's burger joint, "Bijief, are you moving the burger restaurant to my house?" How can you eat so many burgers! It's a shame. ”

"Sister-in-law is polite, the little hamburger is not a tribute, if you can't finish eating it, throw it away, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, I still point to my eldest brother and sister-in-law in the second half of my life!" Joseph's face was full of tangles.

"I mean, the pizza we bought was a pity! The first half of your life is not half of your life, and you are struggling with the second half of your life? Listen to my sister's advice, look away, and let him go! Qiu Jingli said playfully.

"Eldest sister, I haven't even said what is going on, you just give me an idea!" Joseph put on a bitter gourd face again.

"Hey! No matter what problems you encounter, those who can solve them will definitely not be in such a hurry to discuss with your eldest brother; If you can't solve it, at least feel more comfortable! ”

Hoggist threw Qiu Jingli an avocado burger, "Don't tease him, let's concentrate on eating!" Joseph, what is it that makes you panic to this extent? ”

"Everyone is their own person, I'll just say it! Vitra is pregnant! Joseph said.

Howgist was taken aback when he heard this, and dropped the hamburger and got up, "What did you say?" Who is so bold as to dare to cuckold you! See if I don't kill him! ”

"......" Joseph looked helpless, "the child is mine!" ”

"What?" Hoggist was even more excited, "You actually ate the forbidden fruit in front of me!" ”

As soon as Hoggist's words fell, he was kicked out by Qiu Jingli, who was on the sofa behind him. Joseph was stunned for a moment when he heard Haugist's "reprimand", and then carefully looked at Qiu Jingli, although she was a natural beauty, but her temperament was different from when she was at the airport yesterday. Thinking of what the eldest brother said yesterday to do big things, Joseph couldn't help but think of four big words - drunk and disorderly!

"Sister-in-law has become beautiful again recently!" Joseph exclaimed sincerely.

"Humph! There is no door on the mouth! It's really unreliable! Qiu Jingli was so shy that her forehead turned red to the base of her neck, she stood up and swept some of her favorite foods from the incubator, walked to Hoggist's side and made up for it, turned around and went back to the bedroom, and then poked her head out and demonstrated to Hogist: "You don't have to come in today!" ”

"Maniac!" In order to save some face in front of Joseph, Haugist yelled at the closed bedroom door.

"You won't be allowed to come in for a week!" Qiu Jingli's sharp counterattack came from the bedroom.

"Ignore her! Let's get down to business! In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Hoggist took the initiative to talk to Joseph, "Why are you so careless! Don't you know how to take measures? ”

"Big brother, have you taken measures?" Joseph asked rhetorically.

"I was going to have a baby! The two of us have a lot of experience raising Helian Xi so big! Hougist said triumphantly.

"Don't come in this month!" There was a roar from the bedroom.

"Let's talk quietly!" Hougist reluctantly lowered his voice.

"It seems that the eldest brother is also afraid of guilt!" Joseph also lowered his voice and sneered.

"At least I'm not afraid of my daughter-in-law getting pregnant! Hahahaha! Hougist lowered his voice, and laughed as if he had eaten salty.

"Come on! Let's stop laughing at each other, let's help me figure it out! Joseph confessed.

"What can you do? You've got to tell me what you're asking for! Pregnancy is a good thing, do you want to ask your sister-in-law for a Chinese medicine prescription to protect the fetus? Hougist asked.

"We've just graduated from high school, and we're going to college next, so what should we do if we're pregnant! You can't take your children to school, can you? And we have no experience in how to raise and how to take care of children! Joseph said distressedly.

"I want to remind you that abortion is illegal in the United States!" Hoggist said solemnly.

"Don't mention it, I've had the slightest thought of it, but Vitra's brother says that if I dare to do so, he'll throw me into the desert and feed the rattlesnakes! He asked me to take on the responsibility of a man! ”

"Well said, this is the responsible brother, if anyone dares to bully my Xiaoxi'er in the future, I will definitely break his legs and throw them into the sea to feed the sharks! Be responsible! Don't disgrace us Chinese! Hougist said excitedly.

"Big brother, I'm here to ask you for ideas, why did you educate me together?" Joseph cried.

"What's the idea? You'll just take care of them and you're done! Haugist said, grabbing a sandwich.

"I didn't say I wouldn't raise it! The question is how to raise? Where does the money come from? And what about the universities in Vitra? I've got to fix it! You can't keep it with your mouth, can you? ”

"First of all, how many months has Vitra been pregnant?"

"It should be at least two months!"

"What? Two months ago was the pivotal moment of our invitational tournament, and you were busy making people! Haugist said angrily.

"Big brother, our team hasn't had a critical moment since two years ago! With you, we're all going to win! Joseph argued.

"Okay, okay, okay, you are reasonable, did you go to the hospital for prenatal checkup? How's it going? ”

"I didn't go to the hospital, I didn't have any money!" Joseph said.

"Vitra is an American, she should be within the scope of Aoguanhai's universal health insurance! Don't worry about going to the hospital for a checkup! Pregnancy is generally about 10 months, and now at the end of June, there will be 8 months in February next year, which will not affect the first half of the freshman year, and she can apply for a leave of absence after she finishes studying. I will go back to school a year after giving birth! ”

"Even if you have medical insurance until you have a child, what about raising a child? Where can I get the money for milk powder and diapers? ”

"I'll go, you're so clear now? How can you not think about these questions when you are having three seconds of pleasure? ”

"Three seconds? Big brother, you're not going to measure me by your own standards, are you? ”

"This is the most yellow ...... the motherland No, it's the standard set by the biggest sports forums, and more than three seconds is sick! Howgist unconsciously raised his voice again and said triumphantly, "But by their standards, I am hopelessly ill!" ”

"It seems that you are very long-lasting, big brother!" Joseph exclaimed.

"Helian Wu! You won't be allowed to go into your bedroom until you win the NCAA championship! Through the wooden door of the bedroom, Qiu Jingli's roar could be heard.

"It's all your fault! Won't it be over if I teach you a lesson? You have to raise the bar with me! Hoggist lowered his voice again and retorted.

"Blame me too?" Joseph asked in a low voice.

"Okay, I don't blame you, I don't care about you!" Haugist had already taken Joseph's handle.

"Big brother, you are forcibly throwing the pot! Well, who made me ask for you! Joseph said pitifully.

"Speaking of money, can't your family's burger restaurant support a young master?" Hoggist thought it was incredible.

"Big brother, are you serious? How can this kind of thing be told to parents! Isn't this death? Joseph was even more incredible.

"And how did Vitra's brother know?" Hogist asked rhetorically.

"Oh...... Maybe it's the difference between Chinese and American cultures, right? Joseph said perfunctorily.

"Wait, we've been talking about Vitra's brother all the time?" Howgist suddenly remembered something.

"yes, what's wrong?" Joseph asked, puzzled.

"Doesn't Vitra only have two sisters?"

"How do you know she has two younger sisters? We didn't seem to mention to you that Vitra had a sister, did we? This time it was Joseph's turn to wonder.

Of course, it was impossible for Hoggist to tell Joseph that Vitra had hoped that Hoggist would change to Under Armour at the cost of the three sisters serving Hoggist, so he had to pretend to be stupid and say, "You said that! That time, I said that I wanted to take my sisters out to play! ”

"Is there one? Why am I not impressed? Joseph scratched his head and muttered to himself.

"Tell me where his brother is from?" Hoggist hurriedly changed the topic, he is really talkative, does anyone have a brother who is illegal? If you have to ask that, the "adultery" is almost exposed!

"His brother is the son of her uncle, who was a firefighter who died in the Twin Towers rescue on 9/11, so his brother has been living with his dad, Vitra's dad treats him as his own, and the Vitra sisters are like brothers and sisters to him." Joseph introduced.

"Alright! Then again, Vitra dared to tell the family mostly because of the breadwinner of the family - your father-in-law's work problem was solved by us! So their family shouldn't reject you, but why don't you dare to tell Mr. and Mrs. Bi? By the way, did you tell your parents about your relationship with Vitra? Don't tell me no! Hougist pretended to cover his ears.

"I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you! I really didn't tell my family because my mom always wanted me to find a Chinese wife like you! Joseph spread his hands regretfully.

"Alas, Auntie's thinking is a little old, of course the emotional matter has to be fate! How about I help you have a showdown with your family? As long as you sponsor your family for a year, I'll be in the draft in June next year, and I can sign in July, and then you'll get your first commission, and there's Miles. Turner and a few of them, if you can handle it, the commission for signing a contract with four people is very considerable! "Haugist painted a beautiful new picture for Joseph.

"But I'm still afraid that my parents won't agree!" Joseph said in a tangled voice.

Haugist didn't speak for a long time, and after careful consideration, he said seriously: "That's it! I'll have a showdown with your parents first, and if they don't agree, I'll have a showdown with your parents-in-law!" ”

"Showdown with my parents-in-law? They all already know that Vitra is pregnant, what else is there to showdown? ”