"One flower, one world, ten high-grade immortal stones are booked!"

--- World Flower Advertising Slogan

That night, I didn't buy the roasted whole lamb, and I prepared a mutton hot pot.

It took a few hundred Mao Grandpa to celebrate the completion of the management team of the fairy online store, and the personnel are as follows:

Store manager, Jia Congliang. Chief Financial Officer, Lao Wang. Security guards, thunderbolt man.

It was supposed to be a very open feast and drink.,It turned out to。。。

"I--no--rare--eat!" Manju arrogant said... [○･｀Д´･○]

"Steamed buns, the mortal world is not comparable to the fairy world, you are not allowed to eat live, what will it be called... Avian flu... This mutton slice is also my choice in the big brother supermarket, lamb leg meat, lamb tripe, lamb scorpion, lamb kidney, sheep heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, boiled a pot of good amniotic fluid... Why don't you eat it? ”

Don't want the steamed bun to be cocked, the small mouth is bulging, the little hand is on the waist, don't you say, I found out after she forked the waist, she should have more than a dozen, the cute girl's heart, the girl's body, from the front of the body from behind, obviously began to develop.

(Really handsome and evil bird...) (⊙o⊙)… ）

"On the fairy mountain, my father has always roasted a whole sheep for others, and only gave me one person to enjoy, now eat these mutton slices around a table, and wash and scrub in the hot pot to eat, it's not shameful to say it, I want to go back to the fairy world to swallow sheep, it's so boring here, there is not even a beast, unhappy, unhappy!" Electric steamed buns have a temper and refuse to eat well.

The hot dog barked beside him, indicating that he was not convinced, who said that there are fierce beasts in the wood, and how many are there in my stomach.

"Aren't you Bigu, doll? It's nothing if you don't eat, it's okay to smoke more fairy stones, anyway, how many fairy stones did you secretly give you this time, lend it to grandpa first, and grandpa will double it for you another day, okay? "Lao Wang looks like a wolf grandmother, and when he opens his mouth, he wants to deceive the fairy stone, and he is disrespectful to the old.

"Don't call me a doll, I was born three hundred years old, how old is it equivalent to a mortal? One by one, two by two, two by two, three and eight Women's Day, June 1 my day... Anyway, I told me that I was a big child, and I was about to become an adult in the mortal world! And I don't have a fairy stone.,My dad said that you have a package here to eat, live and serve.。。。 "Manju was worried that the two of us would not believe it, so he stood up and turned around, but he really didn't even have a Qiankun bag that the immortal family must wear.

I sighed bitterly in my heart: "A grandfather came, and an ancestor was recruited, and the business was deserted on the first day. ”

Steamed buns don't want to eat mutton hot pot, it doesn't mean that Lao Wang and I don't eat either, Lao Wang brags about how chic he is when he goes down to earth. In fact, he can't cultivate to build a foundation, fortune-telling relies on flickering, eat and smack, if he hadn't helped open my heavenly eye, I really don't believe that he is a half-immortal.

And Lao Wang's dinner table pays attention to the monopoly of the family, seeing that I and him are robbing, he launched a big move, and sneezed at half a pot of good roast meat is a burst of "Ah Qiu, Ah Qiu".

I had no choice but to put down the chopsticks and watch my grandfather's exclusive performance, the mutton of hundreds of yuan was all gone in dozens of minutes, and even the hot pot soup base was gone, it was really half a fairy!

(Zhenjun envy people who eat and drink the most, such as Luffy who eats everything except not eating people...) ）

"You are still the first online store of the Xianjia, why are they all ordinary goods, and the retail department stores are also divided into categories, what things in the Xianjia are not fully automatic? The teacups will make their own tea and feed it to the mouth of the immortals,The sweeping robot also gives a five-star recommendation,No wonder there are no immortals booked,In addition to sweeping the courtyard by myself, my broom also stipulates that there are eight hours a working day every day,You can also take people to fly everywhere,Waves everywhere。 Of course, no one sits uncommonly, except for some Western witches who are not afraid of dirty... Therefore, this department store section can be canceled!" The steamed buns were counted in the online store while grabbing ham sausages with hot dogs to eat.

"If you express your opinion, you will express your opinion, don't grab rations with pregnant women, the howling dog will be unhappy... I wasn't actually full, and the only two sausages left, I was also hungry.

As soon as Mantou heard that the hot dog was pregnant with a roaring dog, he immediately stopped grabbing food with the hot dog, but poured the mutton in the bowl to it, patted the hot dog's fluffy head and said: "The roaring dog is a divine dog, and the baby you will give birth to in the future will also be a divine dog。。。。。。 ”

I actually took a small notebook very seriously to record Manman's evaluation of the online store, I don't know anything about the purchase needs and living habits of the gods, and Lao Wang is too lazy to say, he will only say all day long: "I am locked up in the Dan Pharmacy every day, how do I know what the gods like?" The most profitable thing is not the pill, an ordinary strong pill sells for several low-grade immortal stones, and others don't bring a counteroffer. ”

Next door Lao Wang also said: "I'm not a mainstream immortal, I'm a non-mainstream immortal to help you open an online store, a few days after going down to the mortal world, I know that smart phones are popular in the fairy world, and you can't afford to buy goods, thousands of yuan of capital, what can you buy, can't afford to buy a plane, can't afford a mobile phone, buy a firer?" I'm sorry, but the fairy pipe comes with an ignition function... ”

Lao Wang next door continued: "People are easy to be empty, lonely and cold, and the gods are also easy to be empty and lonely and cold, what specific things are welcomed by the gods of emptiness, loneliness and coldness, except for the beautiful and gentle little fairies, I really don't know... ”

"Manu, tell me quickly, what other suggestions do you have?" I looked at the steamed bun with gold stars in my eyes, as if she was more delicious than the snow-white steamed bun, the reason why I was so interested in the online store was that there was only more than 1,000 yuan of liquidity left in the store, (and the electricity and water bill given by Lao Wang was 200) and the remaining five low-grade fairy stones, everything was wooden, in fact, if I succeeded, it would be considered a self-made business, right?

The money pocket in his hand is cleaner than his face.

"The diet section is not a long-term solution, you can deceive the second generation of immortals who are younger than me to recharge, you don't have to eat after Bigu, especially junk food, it's not that your mortal food is not good, it's that there are too many genetically modified things, and some of our fairy sisters who eat have regressed, this diet section can be retained, but only for children's customer groups, such as the one you just gave me, chewing gum, marshmallows, ice cream, chocolate, 。。。。。。。" (2000 words omitted here)

"Man-sama, don't say it again! I'm careful that my liver hurts, and every penny I spent on you and what I bought today is deeply imprinted in my mind... (Eat a month's salary in one afternoon, never forget the good, and never forget the real hand.) ）”

Manju nodded disapprerovingly, and subconsciously said something that pierced my heart: "Although I didn't eat enough, I enjoyed eating very much... ”

Seeing that my face was pale, she hurriedly continued to suggest: "And if you sell books, you will sell books, what are you putting in the book section?" Why are they all "Tao Te Ching", "Yellow Emperor Neijing", "Hundred Family Names"... The original authors of those books are all alive and kicking in the fairy world, and our second generation of immortals grew up reading these books since childhood, and it is enough to look at these titles, how can there be a market. Can you enter some modern, preferably with hand-painted, those words are dense, and the gods don't like to read. ”

"I see, you wait for me!" I hurriedly ran up to the second floor, rummaged through the boxes in the room for a long time, found a comic book, and went downstairs to hand it to Manman-sama.

(Zhenjun, don't use honorifics like adults as soon as you ask others, okay?) Another day, you can give me a good man! ）

This book is the third-hand genuine "Dragon Ball" I bought three years ago, and I am only willing to buy this one, and I read the rest with a mallet mobile phone.

Manju first looked at this wrinkled, incomplete comic book and frowned deeply, slowly began to stretch her brows, and then began to laugh, and finally she slapped the table happily and said something that made me spray rice: "This story about fighting and defeating the Buddha when he was a child is well drawn, and the lines are also written with humor!" ”

Lao Wang chewed the mutton and commented: "I'll take a look, I'll take a look, is that grandson a piece of mending stone that can't be knocked and cooked, stinky and hard?" There is another piece that was not found by Cao Xueqin and written into "Dream of Red Mansions", except for the tail, it doesn't look like a monkey, after becoming a Buddha, he is also like that monkey, I haven't heard that he looked like a human when he was a child? Hey,The author is not a Buddha of Tan merit.,No wonder you say.,The penmanship is really not like.。。。 The author's surname is so strange, the surname is a bird? Flying beasts also、Take this surname、Strange! Amazing! ”

"You are still surnamed Wang Ba's king, isn't it also a beast, and you can only climb... Mantou snatched the comic book and continued to retort: "I think this comic is pretty good, if only I could read such a comic book when I was a child, instead of Lao Tzu every day, Zhuangzi said, Liezi said, Confucius said, Mozi said... I'll be a lot happier... ”

"Little lady, I've decided! I bought this section alone, fifty medium-grade spirit stones, and I don't want the monthly salary!

(To tell you the truth, ancestors, you want to have a salary...) ）”

The steamed buns shocked Lao Wang's hand, the rice bowl was smashed, and the mutton in it was not ruined, and it was all cleaned up by the hot dog.