"If you're looking for excitement, you can make friends with Raiden Manju...

--- "Congliang's Diary"

"Then take out five low-grade immortal stones now, this king is worried that this street is about to be demolished and there is no income, the commercial street is withering, the protection fee is difficult to collect, so many little brothers have to eat." Holding a water gun in one ear threatens me.

(If it weren't for the fact that there are many little brothers behind one ear, believe it or not, I will let you be a salt man with mouse stickers?) ）

Xu Qing and her mother whispered behind me, as if it was very strange why I would talk to myself, they didn't seem to be able to communicate with the demons and gods, so they probably used me as a nervous patient.

After a while, Xu Qing left in a hurry with Xu Qing's mother, I don't know if she was afraid of a mouse fight, or was she worried that neuropathy would be contagious?

Lao Wang whispered to me, "Delay for another five minutes... ”

One ear saw Lao Wang whispering in my ear, and shouted at me: "Pay the protection fee quickly, otherwise you will burn the shop and hurt people and release rat plague, don't blame the king for being ruthless and unjust, and release the power of the wilderness!" ”

"The king is angry, I'll get it now, don't scare me, I'm also a young wolf who stays at home and watches TV dramas, in this world, only by collecting the artifacts of the ten directions can you summon the power of the wilderness。。。。。。"

I walked into the store in a few steps and found the drawer containing the immortal stones, which is all the income of the immortal realm recharge today, and one of the ten lower-grade immortal stones has my bones and blood。。。。。。

After reluctantly handing over the money bag containing five low-grade fairy stones to the black cat, the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and the wind was blowing.

"Let's go! If you want to rain birds, go home to collect clothes, and send those other wives back, I told you this group of rats, the king I am not as fierce as it was back then, there are dozens of wives enough birds, there are many wives, I can't afford to raise the king, you see that my five-story underground luxury villa can't fit the little rats they gave birth to, we must advocate family planning in the future, and it is good to give birth to only one litter in a family! If a guerrilla like you changes places and gives birth to several litters, there are more rats than people, and whose food and whose drinks will we eat in the future? ”

I looked anxiously at the back door of the store, where Brother Erlang went out, and the gods who wanted to help also came out to rescue from there, ten minutes have passed! Do immortals also love to be late, leave early, and ask for leave?

In the sky with dark clouds and strong winds, three words floated: "This girl is here!" Where are you? Squeak!! ”

(This seems to be more than three words~~)

I looked up at the sky, there was no squeak, and the rats around me "squeaked" out of instinct...

"Squeak, don't you know, God let you squeak, you squeak, do you have the dignity and bottom line of being a mouse...

A thunderbolt of lightning, suddenly a white light bloomed, and a bolt of lightning broke free from the thick clouds, tore apart the dark clouds, released them, and came towards the top of our heads.

(I'm not going to cross the tribulation, right, didn't I tell Zhenjun that the tribulation will be crossed after the merger realm?) Look at me too pitiful, open a bug, and want the protagonist to change his life against the sky? ）

The blue light of the dazzling lightning rushed by, and the thunder roared with it, shaking with a momentum that seemed to burn the heavens and the earth, and made the people in the world tremble.

The lightning happened to hit one ear and foot, and it flew into the distance with a blackened body, and I vaguely heard it roar, "I'll be back。。。。。。 ”

As the white light and lightning dissipated, what appeared in everyone's eyes was a petite figure, a cute round face, and a little Lori wearing a white robe.

She landed this time, as if she was born with lightning and thunder, and the small rats around her were corona, and the cats were clever, and they had already escaped from the two streets. . . The smell of barbecue in the night market fills the air.

(I was hungry and wanted to eat grilled chicken wings...) Codewords are physically demanding. ）

"Hello everyone, I'm Xianwei who came to intern, surnamed Lei, called Dianman... Please take care of the shopkeeper in the future... ”

"Electric eel into an immortal?" I couldn't help but hesitate.

"It's not an eel of eel, it's a steamed bun, I like to eat steamed buns when I was born, and it has a square face, so my mother named it Electric Steamed Bun, but unfortunately the face is getting longer and rounder, I'm a person, it's not bad, in addition to the beautiful point, there are no shortcomings! I sometimes feel like I'm not cute. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of fairy children, and they called me cute, and I didn't admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical。。。。。。 Woowoo。。。。。。 ”

Suddenly a muffled thunder sounded above the sky, as if someone was roaring.

"Hurry up and don't let this ancestor cry, she is the little daughter of Lei Gong and Dianmu, she has a changeable personality since she was a child, she loves to pretend to be cute and coquettish, her father hurts her, she can't do it, when she cries, his father will be mad, let go of thunder and beat people." Lao Wang whispered.

"It's not good to spoil a child like this, it's easy to get a princess's disease... I frowned, stepped forward a few steps forward and grabbed the little hand of the electric bun, and said, "Brother will take you to the merry-go-round, or I will buy sugar candy for you to eat, there is a kind of sugar candy that can not only be eaten, but also can blow bubbles... Don't cry my little princess, my brother will accompany you to see the joy, it's interesting to watch the sheep deal with the gray wolf... ”

"I don't like to watch sheep, I like to eat roasted whole sheep, and I haven't drunk the soda in the mortal world, and I heard that there is a magical delicacy called chocolate, and eating it will make you feel in love... There is also a kind of white cloud ball, which tastes sweet and sweet... And you have a lot of types of bags... I see that my sister in heaven has purchased a few on behalf of her, so drifting... ”

"You're satisfied!" I smiled and glanced at Lao Wang viciously, what kind of person is this recruiting, not only a snack, but also a purchasing?!

In order to make amends, Lao Wang hurriedly smiled and asked shyly: "Sister paper, what kind of cultivation are you doing now?" ”

Dianbao wiped the tears in his eyes and said: "I just arrived in Jindan to cultivate a few days ago, but I can't control the power of my thunder and lightning, it always loves to run outside... Oops, what's wrong with you two, why are you all confused, I'm electrifying people again, where are you, baba, I'm hurting people again... Baba, I really want to go home and watch Ma Ma fight with you... ”

Above the sky, on the top of the dark clouds, there was a sharp-mouthed man, who made up his mind angrily: "Even if you are beaten by, I won't take you back, and the little girl will come back to the heavens, and my father will be unemployed... ”

After a while, the dark clouds dispersed, the blue sky and white clouds reappeared, and two corpses were lying outside the store, their whole bodies were convulsed by electric shocks, and occasionally passers-by passed by, exclaiming: "This performance art is really realistic, do you see?" This old and young man, still spitting black gas out of their mouths... ”