His head hung on the table and stared blankly at the stacked spine in front of him, and the green silk with double ponytails was lazily lying on the blue and white school uniform behind a salted fish.

Needless to say, this is the salted fish Xiao Mengxin.

She has obtained a system that she doesn't know what to do, and that system must train her to become a goddess of the people.

She obviously just wants to be a quiet and beautiful man!

But thinking about the punishment of the failure of the mission to "make the brother happy", Xiao Mengxin had no choice but to compromise.

Well, if you are a goddess of the people, then you should be a goddess of the people.

No tasks have been triggered by the system yet, and it is best to never trigger a task.

Xiao Mengxin thought so much when she walked on the road, and it was convenient to go by the way.

When I came to the toilet, the man was on the left and the woman was on the right, Xiao Mengxin habitually walked into the bathroom on the left.

A certain salted fish looked at her very strangely, and saw the boys blushing under their abdomen and looking at her with strange eyes, and some even slipped out.

What happened to this group of people? This male god is just a little convenient lately.

Ignoring the strange gazes of the group, Xiao Mengxin stood in front of the urine.

Habitually digging down - no! Look again - or not! Why is there no more?

"......" Xiao Mengxin suddenly understood what those boys' strange eyes just now meant.

Looks like she's become a woman... I also ran to the boys' toilet to stand conveniently...

I didn't see anything! Didn't hear anything! I didn't see anything! Didn't hear anything! ....

The self-hypnotized salted fish Xin walked out of the men's bathroom with a very thick skin and transferred to the women's bathroom......

It's still very unaccustomed to squatting, and a salted fish is very helpless after convenience.

She was still a male god the day before yesterday, and it was not her fault that she was so embarrassed just now!

"Ding-dong! Those who are clear are self-purifying! ”

"The host's behavior just now has made the host famous, and the reputation value is -100!"

"Ask the host to increase Fame by 100 points over a period of 3 days"

"Success Reward: Get a chance to win a lottery."

"Failure Punishment: Start the program to make your brother happy."

“... Can I refuse" Xiao Mengxin looked at the task introduced by the system in her mind, and was very helpless.

She didn't mean it just now! And Xiao Mengxin, who has a reputation or something, doesn't care!

"Yes/No refusal?"

"What is the penalty for refusal?" Xiao Mengxin found that this product was very pitiful after the previous exploration!

If you're not careful, you may be cooled by your brother!

"Do you want to see the documentary? Yes/No"

The system still gives an intimate hint.

“.... No "documentary... If it is recorded and placed in the island country, it will also be a big sale...

Back in the classroom, Xiao Mengxin found some boys and girls gathered together and pointed at her.

The discussion was nothing more than the fact that she had just accidentally walked to the wrong toilet.

It's just a mistake to go to the toilet, can you use it?

Xiao Mengxin, who returned to her position, still had her head hanging lazily on the table, staring blankly at the stacked spine in front of her.

After all, rumors are rumors without roots, and as long as the teacher assigns a difficult homework, it will disperse.

The question is, how do you increase Fame by 100?

This fame value should be positive, not negative!

But she's just a male god who doesn't know anything, how can she get 100 fame points?

Entering the system space, Xiao Mengxin remembered that she still had a chance to draw a lottery.

Let's draw a prize first and see what amazing items you can get!

The lottery is divided into 3 blocks: Standard, Accurate, and Friendship

The standard may gain a skill or a physical boost.

Precision is only or skill.

Xiao Mengxin thought about it for a while, anyway, she just wanted to be a quiet male god (xian).

It's useless to learn skills, it's better to strengthen your physique, and decisively draw the standard.

In the white room, two rays of light flashed on the system's light ball:

Lottery Result: "Memories of Fish (Purple): Basic Calligraphy in Regular Script (Blue)"

That's right, the system lottery can get two items each time, of which gold is a peerless treasure.

Purple quality is fine, blue is medium, and green is the lowest.

Fish Memory: It's a mistake to say that fish only have three seconds of memory, but yours only have 280 seconds!

Activating this skill will remember all the information for 280 seconds, allowing you to retrace this period of time without forgetting anything.

(Note: 1. If you turn on this skill again, the previous memory will be automatically deleted.) 2. Memory time is related to intelligence. ）

Basic calligraphy in regular script: What do you write in words? Are you sure it's not the footprints left by chicken feet?

Passive Skill: After use, it will allow you to get started with calligraphy.

What about the "......" said that the physical fitness is improved? Xiao Mengxin was powerless to complain.

These two skills seem to be quite ordinary, although they are useless, but they are also skills.

Let's learn it first.

The memory of the fish is a very small electronic eye, and Xiao Mengxin found that this product was gone as soon as she came into contact with it.

Then discover a new skill in your mind.

This skill feels like it's on and off like a mobile phone recording.

If Xiao Mengxin didn't check her memory, it wouldn't have any effect at all.

The basic calligraphy of regular script is a bead, is it used to swallow?

Xiao Mengxin thought boredly, holding this black bead Xiao Mengxin was about to swallow it.

The bead suddenly erupted with a black light, stealing Xiao Mengxin's vision.

When Xiao Mengxin regained her vision again, she found that she had come to a mysterious artistic conception space.

It is surrounded by bamboo books, pavilions, and a huge black lake.

It seems to be in a courtyard, but the sky is pure white without blue clouds, and the distance is also pure white.

"Kid, you're here to learn calligraphy, right?" A kind-looking white-haired old man is holding a brush the size of Xiao Mengxin's arm.

The old man wrote in block letters that were indescribable but very beautiful.

"Do you want to learn it yourself? Wouldn't it happen all at once? Xiao Mengxin asked.

The white-haired old man smiled and nodded in a kind voice and said: "Winter practice three nine summer practice three dogs, reincarnation continues, and you can get started in a hundred years." ”

"Can I quit?" Xiao Mengxin saw that she had to study hard by herself, and she didn't do it all at once, so she quit.

It's okay if she doesn't learn this skill, anyway, she just wants to be a quiet male god (yu).

The white-haired old man smiled, did not reply to Xiao Mengxin, and continued to write "Lanting Collection Preface" with a big brush.

Xiao Meng was glad to see that the old man ignored her, and she didn't ask anything.

Anyway, the maintenance of this space should be very energy-hungry, why don't she find a place to sleep until the end of this space?

Find a place to sleep... Xiao Mengxin walked around and found that the floor of this pavilion was stiff.

The softer soil is covered with bamboo.

Look at the old man's writing, there are only ten zhang flat on the side, there are two desks and ten brushes.

There's nowhere to sleep... This is one of the biggest problems Xiao Mengxin faces.

Another problem is that Xiao Mengxin found that her spirit was very high, and she didn't feel any negative effects at all.

Unable to sleep, a restless heart went around and around, and finally turned to the old man to watch him write.

This old man's handwriting is indeed good, and just looking at it is a beautiful enjoyment.

Looking at it, Xiao Mengxin didn't know how long she felt bored after reading it, so she tried to write it herself, and the old man was willing to teach her when she saw that she was willing to write.

I don't know how long it has been between learning and teaching, and the old man said that he had nothing left to teach.

Nothing to teach? Then write it yourself, the bored Xiao Mengxin can only write it by herself.

If you write on the left and write it boring, you can write it with your right hand, and if you write it with your right hand, you can write it with both hands.

If you find it boring to write with your hands, then write with your feet.

Xiao Mengxin, who wrote at the same time on all four limbs, wrote at the end and found that why was the old man gone?

Well, if it's gone, it's gone, does that mean she can go out?

Xiao Mengxin thought so, and wrote at the same time, writing that I didn't know how long I didn't see any traces of being able to go out.

Looking at the last bit of black lake water left, Xiao Mengxin wrote the word "male god" on it.

A burst of black light once again took away Xiao Mengxin's vision, and Xiao Mengxin had returned to the system space again.

Looking at the fading glass ball, Xiao Mengxin felt that it seemed that a long time had passed, and there seemed to be only a moment, exiting the system space.

Xiao Mengxin, whose head hung down on the table, was stunned by the Chinese, mathematics, and physics workbooks piled up in front of her.

She seemed to have been in a mysterious space for a long time, and then she seemed to stay only for a moment, shaking her head.

Xiao Mengxin's double ponytails swayed, and she took out her mobile phone to take a look, and the time was only 45 minutes before class.

Qiu Lingjun said that if a salted fish is not finished within twenty-five minutes, he will go to the school cafeteria to eat in the future! Then he went to the house to take a bath.

Eat in the school cafeteria by yourself? What kind of threat is this? Xiao Mengxin complained, and then "borrowed" a male classmate next door

Xiao Mengxin copied the answers from the classmates in the class next door, and Xiao Mengxin said to herself that this is just a reference, and it is a reference.

A salted fish swore to God that she definitely didn't copy it because of the school food!

25 minutes later, Qiu Lingjun came back, changed into a blue and white indirect school uniform, and tied a ponytail that looked very sunny.

To be honest, if she could, Qiu Lingjun would prefer that a certain salted fish would write her homework by the way.

It's just that this has a very big technical problem - Xiao Mengxin's words, the words of this product are very unique.

Qiu Lingjun dared to pack a ticket, even if everyone in the school wrote a poem, she could find Xiao Mengxin among more than 3,000 people.

Well, this definitely doesn't mean that a guy's handwriting is too bad, at least he can still recognize it.

A certain salted fish lay down after writing the exercise book, anyway, she just wants to be a quiet man (xian) god (yu) to review something while going.

Salted Yuxin was shaken up before she slept for 50s, and asked in a familiar voice: "Xiao Mengxin, who are you looking for to write your homework?" ”

A salted fish opened a crack and looked at it, then fell down again, and said in a lazy voice: "I wrote it, I was sleepy." ”

Looking at the other party's performance, Qiu Lingjun pouted, just her? Little buddy? Can you write such beautiful block letters? It's almost time to catch up with my grandfather, that's impossible!

Looking at this beautiful arrangement of block letters, Qiu Lingjun flipped forward, looked at the chicken feet and shook his head helplessly.

This thing is too lazy, right?

It's not easy for the teacher to come later, so you can copy it, at least copy it once.

But isn't it challenging the teacher's limits by letting others copy it for you?

shook Xiao Mengxin, who was in a coma, but the other party did not respond many times.

Looking at the time again, there are only 20 minutes left, Qiu Lingjun can only sigh helplessly, don't say that I didn't help you.

Looking at this beautiful block letter, Qiu Lingjun copied it and thought, who wrote this?

As the deputy class leader, she has also organized several statistics, and she has seen the words of all the people in the class.

Not to mention such a standard block letter, there are only two or three in the class who can write standard strokes.

So maybe it's an out-of-class student?

Well, quite possibly! Which? Who is it for? Male or female?

Suddenly, Qiu Lingjun's eyes widened and stared at Xiao Mengxin in disbelief-Could it be that Xiao Mengxin is in love?

Think about Xiao Mengxin in her memory, she has always been a full of vitality and glowing positive energy at the same table, but recently she suddenly became like this salted fish, so she fell out of love?

And then never to lift it again?! (Don't seem to use it wrong?) Combined with the romance novels I've read, the routine should look like this:

The cute little Mengxin accidentally met a handsome and tall boy, and then the two fell into the Aegean Sea in a daze.

Then because she didn't have a condom, Xiaomeng was pregnant, and the boy decided to marry her home after he found out...

(Phew!) This routine seems to be used wrongly, how can Xiao Mengxin be pregnant, even if she is out of love, it should be self-defeating and not now it is completely a lazy word! ）

That word... That's right! It should be like this, on a sunny afternoon, Xiao Mengxin accidentally broke his foot.

was held up in time by a gentle senior. Then the two began to date, because the senior was too fond of Xiao Mengxin, so someone became a salted fish over time...

(Phew!) Usually 24h a day at school, Xiaomengxin has 23h30min with her, if Xiaomengxin is in love, how can she not know? ）

Xiao Mengxin didn't know that she was making up for sleep during this time, and her good friend put a romance routine on her with an average of one minute...

Twenty minutes later...

Salted Yuxin's dream was interrupted, and the culprit was the person who made Salted Yuxin "respect" the most - the head teacher!

Originally, the inspection of homework was just a list of official matters, and many classes were just a means of intimidation.

If you put it away, you will put it away, but it is difficult to say whether to check it or how to check it.

Some of them didn't check for a month, and some took the homework they collected to another shift to give them answers for them to check.

Yesi Di High School has a relatively large number of courses and knowledge, so teachers have no choice to do this.

Of course, there are also their own changes one by one, such as the head teacher!

Due to some of his stubbornness and teaching methods, the results of class 666 are still good, at least his Chinese scores.

As usual, he would sit in class during the three self-study classes and mark the homework this time.

Not long after the third evening self-study class, Niu rode a horse (Liu Qima) and saw a very neat and beautiful regular script.

Especially when reading the later multi-word reading comprehension, it is more enjoyable.

After getting used to reading a large number of barely recognizable words, I then took a look at the standard to the extreme, and the regular script that was extremely beautiful was extremely good.

Especially this roll is not a level compared to some of the black poop everywhere!

Seeing this good word, the cow riding a horse is also in a much better mood, and it is carefully batched.

Most of the focus is to catch it out, but there are some omissions, and if you see such a good-looking word, then give it a good idea, and the cow rides a horse with a big stroke.

Suddenly, Niu rode a horse and thought, who in the class can write such good words?

Flip to Feng Sanyi - Xiao Mengxin

Ha?! Xiao Mengxin?!! Just the words that her chicken feet crawled on?

I flipped through the previous records, and sure enough, it was a chicken claw word!

Hmph~ There must be a limit to being lazy!

"Xiao Mengxin!" The head teacher suddenly shouted.

"Here!" Xiao Mengxin looked at the head teacher in a bit of confusion, she had just been woken up by Qiu Lingjun at the same table.

"Come up and fry this answer on the blackboard!" I actually slept in class, it didn't look like it!

The head teacher was slightly unhappy in his heart, but calmly asked Xiao Mengxin to copy the answer on the blackboard.

"Oh," Xiao Mengxin responded and walked onto the podium.

Others didn't know why the head teacher suddenly asked Xiao Mengxin to copy the answer, but Qiu Lingjun knew that it must have been the head teacher who found out that Xiao Mengxin asked someone else to write homework for her.

At this moment, Qiu Lingjun was anxious and didn't know what to do, so he could only turn the pen with both hands at the same time to express his anxiety.

Xiao Mengxin took the answer roll and looked at it for a few seconds, then put it on the podium, picked up the white chalk brush and began to write.

I don't know if I don't write this, and I'm shocked when I write it.

Really scared! Qiu Lingjun dropped both pens on the table and read without noticing, and the head teacher just turned around and looked at the action for a long time.

The two of them have a common doubt, why did the words of this product suddenly write so well?

The extremely skillful successive structures in the strokes, and the standard and beautiful block letters jumped on the blackboard like this.

Well, Xiao Mengxin's words have suddenly improved by leaps and bounds, and that's it.

But this product can be written from the beginning after just a few seconds of reading the answer sheet, without a little stop in the middle, what's going on?

Qiu Lingjun was shocked that the words of this product suddenly made such great progress?

The head teacher was even more shocked, just practice hard to improve the word, but how can this answer be word for word?

You must know that Xiao Mengxin just read the answer sheet for a few seconds!

Even if you memorize it in advance, it can't be without a stop in the middle, even if it's a word, it's not bad, right?

Besides, the head teacher read Xiao Mengxin's answer sheet, but the answers were not so standard.

If Xiao Mengxin knew the correct standard answer, how could she not copy it?

Who else has nothing to do with memorizing a test question, including the answer to a reading comprehension question?

With a stomach full of doubts, the head teacher took Xiao Mengxin to the head teacher's rest room after copying the answers.

"Xiao Mengxin, you have made great progress in this word," Niu rode a horse.

"Hmm" Xiao Mengxin nodded, can she write a dry ink lake?

Niu rode a horse and looked at the other party without answering, even if the other party said that she had worked hard to practice calligraphy during this time, but someone just snorted.

Helpless: "Did you write down the answer you copied today improvised, or did you write it down before?" ”

"Hmm" Xiao Mengxin has the memory of a fish, just follow the memory of the fish, why do you need to hold the answer?

"...."Was it written down improvisedly or before? The cow rode a little unhappy: "You wrote it down before, right?" ”

"Hmm" Xiao Mengxin nodded, if it was written down temporarily, it might scare the head teacher.

"...."The cow rode a horse and had an intuition in the dark, even if he said: I wrote it down temporarily, right? That's the answer from the other party!

With a wave of his hand, Niu rode a horse to let a certain salted fish go away, too lazy to waste time He still has to prepare for tomorrow morning's class.

Back in the classroom, Xiao Mengxin found that the classroom was discussing the words on the blackboard:

This word is so good-looking, how did Xiao Mengxin make it?

When Xiao Mengxin returned to the table, Qiu Lingjun asked, "Xiao Mengxin, why did you suddenly write so well?" ”

"It's practiced," Xiao Mengxin's head hung on the table.

...... "I know it's practice!" Qiu Lingjun is powerless to complain, the question is how to practice?

Seeing that the salted fish fell asleep again, Qiu Lingjun shook his head helplessly.

Did Xiao Mengxin sleep? Nope! She's thinking about how to solve that main quest thing.

"Ding-dong! Your main quest has been completed! If it exceeds 24 hours, the system will automatically recover the reward. ”

Shrimp? Did she complete her mission? How is it done? She doesn't even know about herself!

Go to the system space to claim a little raffle reward.

Back to reality, looking at the sound of discussing the words on the blackboard in twos and threes, Xiao Mengxin understood.

...

As the bell rang for the end of the third period of self-study, Xiao Mengxin followed her best friend Qiu Lingjun out of the school gate.

Unlike other classmates, Qiu Ling, a local tyrant, lives in a hotel outside.

Maybe she was a little scared and called her best friend, Xiao Mengxin.

So this stay came to the second year, and it was a drip hotel instead of renting a house.

Because she had to clean her room, wash her clothes, cook, etc., so the eldest lady Qiu Lingjun decided to stay in a hotel.

As a good best friend, Xiao Mengxin naturally followed the hotel.

Qiu Lingjun has never mentioned the cost or anything, and people don't need this money.

The hotel was bought by her dad the day she decided to stay.

Qiu Lingjun, who took off his clothes, took a bath in the bathroom again, Xiao Mengxin smiled and slowly touched the bathroom...