Chapter 1: A Salted Fish Is Reborn (Revised Version)
The hot summer breeze was blowing a strand of hair in the middle of her bangs, and the double ponytail girl in the blue and white Jingtian High School uniform pulled the four-wheeled black canvas bag and walked forward step by step, heading for the shuttle bus to the nearby school.
Sweat left on her white cheeks, staining the ends of her hair and feeling a little sticky.
Yes, Xiao Mengxin was reborn, she stood in the rest booth of the station waiting for the bus again, watching the young high school students around her talk in groups or playing with their mobile phones alone, and the bored Xiao Mengxin also took out the recently extremely popular Gionee Android smartphone.
The background is a simple scenery of Guilin Lake, which was replaced by a Cafe cat before.
Time:
August 8, 2008 at 14:32
She Xiao Mengxin was reborn back eighteen years ago, and changed from a handsome male god to a cute girl.
At the same time, he also changed from a multi-millionaire to an ordinary female student with only four hundred yuan in her pocket.
Is there a worse punishment in the world? Xiao Mengxin looked at her phone blankly and thought:
She has changed from a handsome male god to a sister paper!
Well, it's nothing to become a sister paper.
Even in her previous life, she was just a single dog, from a male god who couldn't flirt with her sister, to a sister who couldn't flirt with her sister.
Theoretically, it really doesn't have much impact on life.
She is now a high school junior in her senior year of high school.
What is the most important thing for a high school student? College Entrance Examination!
As soon as she thought of the college entrance examination, Xiao Mengxin's eyes, which were still a little energetic, were immediately stunned, and the ever-changing mobile phone interface stayed on the desktop and never moved.
Although it is said that life without the college entrance examination is incomplete, 80% of the students who have experienced the college entrance examination are unwilling to face it again.
In her previous life, she did her best! All kinds of overtime, staying up late to do questions, and finally being admitted to a first-class university in the final college entrance examination!
Since then she is free, she is liberated! I never reviewed my high school knowledge again.
At that time, Xiao Mengxin thought that he had been admitted to college, so what did he need to do to retain his high school knowledge?
He thought so, and did the same, and sold all the books and waste paper to get thirty yuan in pocket money.
A Secondary 2 classmate told him that people can be born again! Why are you selling? Keep it for you to review every day, and when you are reborn one day, you will be a genius! Start a new life from now on!
Xiao Meng laughed at the classmate: You have read too many novels, haven't you?!
Eighteen years later, a young girl is facing the college entrance examination again, and she is Xiao Mengxin, our protagonist!
College Entrance Examination....
Xiao Mengxin helplessly looked at the 25-inch four-wheel black canvas bag she was dragging behind, which was full of books she brought back last time, Xiao Mengxin, who had become a sister paper, dragged many books with great difficulty, dragging so many books, Xiao Mengxin asked herself Is it difficult to take the college entrance examination?
The previous Xiao Mengxin would definitely say that it was not difficult! Very easy!
Now Xiao Mengxin remembered that she was struggling with a math problem yesterday, and she still couldn't figure it out after a long time, and her cute head couldn't help but lie on the table, salted fish.
Ah~Why do you want to take the college entrance examination~?!
Xiao Mengxin complained powerlessly in her heart, but she had to take the college entrance examination! What is the college entrance examination for?
In the words of Xiao Mengxin's Chinese teacher: Without the college entrance examination, have you ever fought for the second generation of rich officials? !
The college entrance examination is like the imperial examination in ancient times, as long as you are admitted to the highest prestigious school and the appropriate subjects, you can get a job with an annual salary of one million! This is an economic turnaround!
At the same time, the college entrance examination is also a ticket for many highly conscious talents who firmly believe in Marxist ideology, have a very high consciousness, and strive for the realization of socialism to become public servants of the people! Have you seen a great leader who didn't have a high degree from a major university?
The college entrance examination is an extremely important life exam for most people!
(Meng Xin: After the introduction, let's go back to our protagonist, what does Xiao Mengxin think about the college entrance examination?) οΌ
(No opinion, a certain salted fish left a chicken's claw on the answer sheet.) οΌ
Well, in fact, a certain salted fish does not have such a high consciousness, and is not interested in an annual salary of one million or anything, as long as you can live happily and lazily one day at a time, and do what you like.
Oh, yes! It would be nice if it could really be like this, thinking of this, Xiao Mengxin sighed helplessly: "Hey~"
She used to be a multi-millionaire! The rich man of the rich generation!
Of course, that was once, and now she is just an ordinary high school student with only 400 yuan in her pocket, still a woman, or the kind who is about to face the college entrance examination.
Xiao Mengxin looked at her phone and looked at the timeline: August 8, 2008
Why August 8, 2008? Xiao Mengxin's whole body drooped even more, and the lotus-like white and tender little hands holding a box of books also drooped, including Xiao Mengxin's pair of little white rabbits.
May 6, 2022, that is the most profound day in Xiao Mengxin's memory!
She bought a lottery ticket that day and won it!
She became a multi-millionaire in an instant! Since then, she has lived a lazy and lazy life, one day at a time, doing what she loves.
August 8, 2008, May 6, 2022
Xiao Mengxin compared it in her heart, fourteen yearsββ! Why was she reborn eighteen years ago, fourteen years before winning the lottery!
How can a salted fish who can't know how to live?!
"ββ! Toot" The noise of the shuttle bus interrupted Xiao Mengxin's train of thought, and she decisively dragged her 25-inch luggage and trotted the first to get on the bus, occupying the first right position in the front row of the shuttle, which was also the best position.
Now that you have been reborn, you still have to live how you live! Can't you sleep until 14 years later?
Well, Xiao Mengxin had such a plan, and took action, she slept for one day, slept until she was hungry the next day, Xiao Mengxin, whose hair was messy, was blinded and asked her younger brother to cook for her.
Naturally, my younger brother who was sitting on the sofa watching TV disagreed, he was watching TV!
Xiao Mengxin glanced at her younger brother: "Don't go to my room to play with the computer in the future!" β
Watching her younger brother run to cook immediately, Xiao Mengxin sat on the sofa bored and watched TV, the TV was playing the movie "Butterfly Effect", and Xiao Mengxin felt a strong mental blow after watching the movie.
It is extremely rare for people to be able to go once in their lives, let alone buy lottery tickets.
Salted Yuxin only saw her winning the lottery in 2022, but she didn't see more people who have been paying for the winners all their lives.
The source of the butterfly effect itself is a kind of speculation, whether it is true or false no one has definite evidence, of course, this is all before, and now this speculation has a confirmer - Xiao Mengxin!
After several death experiments, Xiao Mengxin accurately proved the truth of this guess, and the proof of this guess did not make a salted fish feel any joy, on the contrary, she felt endless sadness, which was the negative energy that could make a salted fish choose death.
You can make money again when the money is gone, but can you win the lottery again if the lottery jackpot is gone?
Faced with this problem, Xiao Mengxin was completely unsure, so she studied very hard that night, and she couldn't figure it out after a long time in front of a math problem, so Xiao Mengxin had no choice but salted fish.
The jackpot may not be won, the topic will not be solved, what else can she do if she doesn't salt?
After a while, the shuttle bus officially started, and the high school student passengers of the bus crowded the aisles, and Xiao Mengxin, who was the first to sit in the front row on the right, was happy about her decision!
Xiao Mengxin, who was blowing the cool wind outside the window, didn't have to enjoy the heat and all kinds of strange smells in the crowd.
Leaning back in a chair and watching the scenery outside the window continue to retreat, it is a village where mountains and rivers are transformed, and human traces are located.
Xiao Mengxin is studying in today's high school.
Jingtian High School is a school on a mountain: you can only see the school gate when you climb a mile of the mountain, the top of the hill is the playground, and the dormitories and teaching buildings are separated by a reading garden forest road in the mountainside.
The school is not a provincial first-class high school, only a teaching building, four floors and three grades, the top floor is naturally the first year of high school, now the summer is hot in order to better take care of the second and third years of high school in the key stage of study, it is natural for the students of the first year of high school to play a hard work to overcome the heat of the fine spirit.
So Xiao Mengxin, who came to the classroom on the first floor, was a little lucky, at least she didn't want to be steamed on the top floor, and Xiao Mengxin, who came to sit down, was immediately troubled by the trouble as soon as she took a breath.
"Xiao Mengxin, have you written your homework well, I will learn from it." The beautiful sister paper is Xiao Mengxin's super best friend Qiu Lingjun, this guy is beautiful and can be regarded as a school flower in school, but his grades are more average, and he thinks he has no thought about his studies, but from the other party's dress, it can be seen that this sister paper is a rich second generation.
"I didn't write it," Xiao Mengxin, whose chin hung down on the table, said tiredly.
"Oh, then you hurry up and write~ In another hour and a half, the teacher will come to collect the homework." Qiu Lingjun took out a bottle of drink from his backpack, which was the reward.
Xiao Mengxin took the drink and drank it as soon as she opened the bottle, pulsating, making you pulse back at any time! Someone finally had a little energy, and the lazy voice said slowly: "I forgot what homework the teacher assigned." β
"You! ~" Qiu Lingjun skillfully took out the exercise book from a pile of books on Xiao Mengxin's desk and flipped through a few pages: "That's all." β
Xiao Mengxin also skillfully took out her hero 100 fountain pen from Qiu Lingjun's stationery box and began to do the problem.
got the pen, Xiao Mengxin began to review the question.
"Ding Dong ~ Goddess cultivation system activation, does the host need the help of this system? Yes/NoPlease make a decision within 3 seconds, if it is outdated, the system will automatically choose to leave. β
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"Yes!" A salted fish suddenly shouted.
System! It's a system! Goldfinger! The Treverser Anti-Heaven Artifact System!! Who doesn't know the bull of the system, it's simply... (30,000 words omitted here)
"What's your name?!" Qiu Lingjun was reading a thick hardcover romance novel, and as soon as he saw Gao Chao, he was interrupted by a salted fish, which was very unpleasant!
"Ahem... It's nothing" Xiao Mengxin played a big haha, but in her heart she was happy haha, system, system! Cow break, cow break!.
Qiu Lingjun shook his head and ignored her.
Xiao Mengxin returned to the interface in her mind, the world was too anxious just now, she didn't see what this system was, but the system was all broken, so she chose to agree without hesitation.
This is an empty white room, and there is a virtual crystal ball inside the room, Xiao Mengxin touched it, and a message appeared in his mind.
"Goddess Cultivation System"
"This system is born to travel through the interface with various universes to cultivate the host into a national goddess."
Seeing the introduction of this section, Xiao Mengxin gave birth to a black line in her head, her full name is the goddess? What the heck? Is she clearly a man?! This system must be buggy, and she can't even tell her gender.
"Unbind!" Xiao Mengxin consciously gave orders to the system.
"Do I need to uninstall the system? Yes/No"
Xiao Mengxin suddenly thought that the protagonist in the novel he had seen before would be wiped out if he uninstalled the system! In the spirit of safety first, Xiao Mengxin asked: "What punishment will I have if I uninstall?" β
"If the host uninstalls this system, this system will automatically activate" Let the brother cool "program"
"Let my brother have a good time? What a thing" Xiao Mengxin doesn't usually read novels.
"Do you want to see the documentary? Yes/No"
The system gives you a thoughtful hint.
"There's a documentary about this thing? Then check it out! Xiao Mengxin's curious choice was that the system space of the white room suddenly changed, Xiao Mengxin saw a beautiful woman with red fruits all over her body, the other party looked around in confusion, and suddenly a group of people who were also smooth and slick appeared.
βwocοΌοΌ **?? That's at least a thousand people, right? Can this heroine stand it? Xiao Mengxin blushed and watched this action movie about human reproduction in a thousand-person battle.
"Isn't it?! Coach this foul! That white man actually brought a dog into battle! One after the other?!!! This taste is too heavy, Xiao Mengxin can't stand it!
"I'll quit the system!" As the words fell, Xiao Mengxin returned to the empty white room.
"The documentary was left by the host who chose to forcibly uninstall it last time."
Looking at this "intimate" prompt, Xiao Mengxin couldn't stop in a cold sweat, but fortunately she didn't choose to forcibly uninstall it just now.
"Cancel uninstall" Xiao Mengxin canceled the uninstallation, and then asked: "What do you want me to do in the system?" β
"This system is born to travel through the interface with various universes to cultivate the host into a national goddess."
"Goddess? I'm a male god, okay! Are you blind to the system? β
"Re-establish the scan, complete the scan, and confirm that the host is physiologically female." The electromechanical voice replied coldly.
"..."A salted fish has a helpless hammer head, indeed, she is biologically female, there is no doubt about that.
"System, I just want to be a quiet and beautiful man, please change the host, okay?" Xiao Mengxin began to beg for mercy, if it is hard, then it will be soft, anyway, she doesn't want to be a national goddess.
"Yes, before leaving the host, the system will forcibly start the program to cool my brother," the electronic voice replied coldly.
"That's not without talking.
Xiao Mengxin has gone through many attempts to steal and play tricks, and found that this system is particularly cold and blunt, either to achieve the full name of the goddess required by the system, or to break through the **** level of thousands of people to get out.
In desperation, Xiao Mengxin had no choice but to explore this mysterious system, be a goddess, be a goddess, it's better than being snapped!
First of all, the system interface is divided into two large blocks: tasks and lotteries
All tasks are temporarily blank.
The lottery is divided into 3 blocks: Standard, Accurate, and Friendship
The standard may gain a skill or a physical boost.
Precision is only or skill.
The first two consume 1 lottery value, while the friendship lottery only consumes friendship value, and every 1000 points can be drawn.
Friendship points can only be drawn with blue or green items.
Xiao Mengxin's friendship value: 0
Note: Skills do not increase the host's essence, if the host learns a certain skill, it may not be able to exert its power or be unusable due to constitution reasons.
There is also Xiao Mengxin's physical fitness data on the side:
Intelligence: B+ (normal B)
Strength: C- (Normal B)
Dexterity: C+ (Normal B)
In the end, Xiao Mengxin found that she actually had a talent skill, but the name of this skill was not very pleasing to Xiao Mengxin
Salted Fish Spirit: Mental Negative Pressure -80% Action -90%
Salted fish spirit? Is this what she means salted fish? How could she be a salted fish?
A certain salted fish died and did not admit it.