The 600-mile Drill Mountain is a very vast mountain, where 30 land fathers, 30 mountain gods, and many idle villages live.

The peace here lasted for many, many years, until one day, a youkai called the Holy Child King came here and became the number one boss here.

The peaceful life is shattered, and the silent night is broken.

Everything, and from that time on, a father-in-law of the land sitting in the temple thought.

At that time, he was just a carefree mountain god, enjoying the incense of the villagers every day, whether it was a little tribute to himself and blood food, life was also delicious, and occasionally he could save a little surplus food and money to buy himself a good clothes.

Until that day, when he heard the call, a terrible woman called him over, threatened himself with the terrifying true fire of samadhi, emptied his own house, burned his beard, and whipped himself with a leather whip....

And this is just the beginning, she has to summon herself once a month, and every time she summons, she has to take out a gift to give, if not.....

Thinking about the last time the mountain god was placed on the iron plate that was hot on the Samadhi fire, he was so frightened that he couldn't breathe.

Therefore, he can only beg the villagers to give him more incense so that he can honor the Holy Child King, but the bad thing is that there is a vote of little monsters under the hands of the Holy Child King, these little monsters used to like to catch a single person to eat, and many of the villagers in the 600-mile drill head mountain have moved.

As a result, their incense became less, but they did not dare to miss the worship of the Holy Child King, so they could only catch some incense roe deer and big tigers in the mountains and send them over, and they would be beaten from time to time.....

Thinking of this, the father-in-law of the land couldn't help but shed two tears, saying that it was difficult to be a man, it was difficult to be a man, and he had finally done a lot of good deeds, and after his death, he became a father-in-law of the land..... Who the hell knows that being a land father-in-law is more difficult than being a man!

"Hey, someone is coming, you have to pack it up, it's better to be a fat sheep!" The father-in-law of the land hurriedly gathered his sad face, sat in the land temple and turned into a mud tire, quietly waiting for someone to approach.

Outside, two men came, and one of them said, "Hey, there is a land temple here, let's go and worship it!" ”

"It's fine, it's fine, but what do you ask for from your father-in-law?"

"I'm asking for a high degree in the scientific examination, it's best to find another young lady from a rich family to marry me, and my father-in-law will accompany me to send a few cars of dowry."

The father-in-law of the land said: "Selling hemp batches, such a high condition, if you have a lot of high incense for a lifetime, you don't want to achieve it." ”

Another laughed and said, "Well, that's good." I think it's relatively simple, I just want to marry five or six wives, have a dozen children, and then become a prime minister, just have a lot of money, well, let's go, go in and burn a stick of incense, and then give two pieces of incense money. ”

The father-in-law of the land said in his heart: "You have to burn high incense for eight lifetimes!" ”

The two entered the door, burned incense, took out their wallets, and suddenly, the father-in-law of the land went violently, stood up from the stage and looked at them and shouted: "Give me all the money, hurry up!" ”

"Ahhhhh

But how could the father-in-law of the fat sheep land in front of him let it go, if he didn't say anything else, he would rob it!

The assets on the two men were hollowed out, and only then did they get a chance to howl and run out.

"Help! We were robbed by the father-in-law of the land when we were offering incense! ”

After the two men left, the father-in-law of the land stood at the door of the land temple, looked at their backs, shook the money bag in his hand, sighed deeply, and said, "This time it's almost over, what should I do next time!" ”

He hammered his old waist, rushed to the Huoyun Cave in the six-hundred-mile drill bit mountain, gave a share of the money early, and enjoyed a few days of peace.

Pity yourself for being a yin god and can't leave your fiefdom, alas, it's pitiful, sad and lamentable!

The father-in-law of the land felt that if he went on like this, sooner or later, he would also be demolished from the land temple, destroyed the clay sculpture, and lived a poor life without incense offerings!

He rushed to the Fire Cloud Cave, just in time for a mountain god who had been pulled over by the Holy Child King.

"I said, have you made enough offerings this time?"

"Hmm... Well.... Not... No. The mountain god's body trembled.

The Holy Child King had red hair, wore a red belly pocket, had a pair of red horns on the top of his head, and half of his bangs were facing backwards, showing a very bold appearance, and when he heard the mountain god say that there was no offering, he couldn't help but sigh and said: "Hey, I treat you as a good friend, how can you even deceive a good friend?" That's too much of a disappointment to my feelings for you, isn't it? ”

The mountain god was slapped twice, and he quickly knelt down and said, "The king spares his life, please ask the king for a few more days, I will definitely make up the money for the king." I'm really sorry, please spare me! ”

The Holy Child King said: "Apologize, you have to have an apology, since you have already knelt, then you can kneel anytime and anywhere?" Even if it's concocted with samadhi, it's enough to burn the charred iron plate of your flesh and bones to your knees, right? ”

Next to it, a little demon came over with a red iron plate, and the mountain god was thrown on it, and in a blink of an eye, his whole body burned, and he fled here screaming, which was really miserable and miserable.

The frightened father-in-law hurriedly sent his own offerings, although he is usually friends with the mountain god, but in this current situation that he can't take care of, where do you still have the heart to take care of others, it's better to take care of yourself is serious!

The Holy Child King Red Boy smiled: "Well, your share of the money is still enough, let's go, hmph, that guy just made me annoyed to death!" ”

The father-in-law of the land ran away without saying a word, he was afraid that if he stayed here any longer, he was afraid that he would be played to death by the unstable Holy Child King, in that case, he would lose a lot!

On the side, the little monster under the Holy Child King Red Boy said: "Don't be upset, the king, I heard that the monk from the Tang Dynasty is passing by here recently, why don't we go and get him over to eat, I heard that eating his meat can lead to immortality!" ”

The red boy smiled: "Well, it's also fun, let's go, let's go out to patrol the mountains and wait for the arrival of the Tang Dynasty monks." ”

On the other side, after the mountain god escaped, he finally waited until the fire on his body was extinguished, he hurriedly went to the river to wash his body, and cried while washing, he was already unclothed, and only a few strips of rags were left on his body.

Just like this, when you return to the mountain temple, where will anyone still offer incense by yourself? I'm afraid I won't be able to pay my share of the money next time!

This time I was lucky to survive, next time, I'm afraid I'm going to finish playing, and I guess it's no different from those lonely ghosts in the future.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but cry.

On the other side, the two men who had just been robbed by the father-in-law of the land ran away crying and shouting, and when they saw that no one was chasing them, the two of them stabilized, and they looked at each other, and they both had a feeling of the rest of their lives.

After washing their faces by the stream, the two prepared to leave the land where even the father-in-law of the land had robbed people, and they hurried back to their homes to tell the neighbors that they could not come here to offer incense.

At this time, suddenly a howl came, the two looked at each other, and one of them said: "Someone is crying in front, could it be that he is also a poor man who was robbed by the father-in-law of the land?" ”

"I don't think so, or let's go and see?"

As he spoke, the two of them hurried in the direction where the cry came, and saw an old man with a gray beard sitting by the stream, unclothed, and there were burnt marks on his beard.

"This old man is much worse than the two of us!" The two sighed at the same time.

"Why are you crying, old man? Could it be that he was also robbed by the father-in-law of the land? To tell you the truth, the same is true for the two of us, all the money has been robbed! ”

The mountain god glanced up at the two men, and was about to ignore them and continue to cry, when suddenly, he saw that the clothes on the two of them were still clean and neat......

"Take off your clothes!" He jerked and rushed at the two hapless men.

.......................

Let's talk about this side, the five of Roy Wukong's master and apprentice traveled west for about half a month, and came to a steep mountain.

Red plums and bamboos, green cypress and green pines are all over the peaks, and the jingling streams flow in the mountains, which are crisp and pleasant.

The mountains are steep, and a rugged mountain road looms.

Roy was listening to Wukong tell him about the mystery of the seventy-two changes of the earth, while his other doppelganger was listening to Bajie tell him about the mystery of the thirty-six changes of Tiangang.

Combined with the Dao magic power extorted from Zhen Yuanzi, Roy can be said to have gained a lot.

His qualifications are excellent, it is said that he draws inferences from one example, and it is not an exaggeration to know ten things, when he learned the Taoism, he took ten days of kung fu to clean up the foundation of Wukong's eight precepts, and then he cultivated on his own, and he could already completely become Wukong's master to teach them to practice.

For Roy, this method is more like a means to pass the time and have fun in his spare time, it is simple to learn and easy to use, although it is very powerful, but compared to his physical body, I don't know how many times worse.

Each of them followed Roy with sweat on their faces, struggling to walk, because they were all carrying a Mount Meru on their backs, and the weight of the mountain was just the limit of what they could bear.

It's Roy's way of training for them.

The cultivation conditions are very hard, and they also said that this method is of no use to them, but Roy feels that they must cultivate if it is useful, who made them apprentices!

And after practicing for a few days, the disciples found that their strength had really improved, which made them ecstatic.

However, as they progressed, the apprentices found that they began to lose their hair, and the faster they progressed, the more hair fell out.

But it's not a big problem, it doesn't matter if you don't have hair and cover it up with the Dao method, as long as you can become stronger, they are very happy with this kind of practice.

Suddenly, there was a voice shouting for help in the distance, like two men shouting.

Roy got closer, and saw a large tree, two men in shorts tied to the tree with rattans, there were no scars on their bodies, but they looked loveless.

Walking in, the two men saw Roy and hurriedly shouted: "Strong man help, strong man help!" ”

Roy put them down and asked, "How did you end up tied up here?" ”

The two of them cried when they heard it, and the two of them said one by one:

"My name is Xiaoyu, my name is Xiaoqi, the two of us are fellow villagers, this time we came out of the house to go out to increase our knowledge, but not long after we left the house, we passed by the land temple not far away and thought about going to give the land father-in-law a stick of incense, but who knows, the two of us were robbed by the land father-in-law!"

"Don't believe it, don't believe it, what we said is true, it was really the father-in-law of the land who robbed the two of us, we just finished the incense, the father-in-law of the land stood up at once, and the green-faced fanged man said to us that if we don't leave all the money there, we are not allowed to leave, and before we can react, he took away the money from the two of us!"

"After that, the two of us escaped, and the salute was lost there, but it was less than two quarters of an hour after escaping, really less than two quarters of an hour, and we met an old man again, seeing that he didn't even have a piece of clothing on him and was still crying by the river, I thought that he was also robbed by the father-in-law of the land, but who knows, but who knows that he is actually the mountain god here!"

"When he saw the two of us, he actually snatched our clothes directly, put them on and swaggered away! The two of us wanted to commit suicide in grief and anger, but who knows, he didn't let us die, and tied up the two of us with rattan! ”

Roy sighed: "What two poor people, I have two pairs of straw sandals and two coats here, so I can cover my body, you can wear them and go home, study hard in the future, don't come out to wave if you have nothing to do!" ”

The two bowed down and thanked Roy, put on straw sandals and clothes, and thanked him again and again before leaving.

In the sky, a red cloud floated over, and Red Boy and his monsters stood at the head of the cloud and looked down.

Wukong and the others were practicing, and they didn't notice the abnormality on the top of their heads, and although Roy had learned the Dao, he had never been able to tell the difference between demonic energy and immortal energy, so when some goblins deliberately hid themselves, he couldn't find them, and he basically couldn't find any abnormalities.

In the clouds, the monsters looked cautiously below.

Red Boy said: "This is the Tang Dynasty monks, right?" ”

On the side, the monsters under her said: "It's them, you see, the king, several of Tang Seng's apprentices are following behind with sweat and trembling, it seems that the rumors are true!" ”

The red boy smiled: "Since it is Tang Seng, it is easy to do, eat his immortal Tang Seng's meat, I will be able to increase my mana greatly, and then I will be invincible in the world!" ”

The little demon on the side hurriedly said: "The king is slow, the king doesn't know, there is a legend that this Tang monk is steel and iron, invulnerable and infinitely powerful, very difficult to deal with!" ”

Red Boy sneered: "What are you afraid of, let's get him back to the cave first, and slowly burn him with Samadhi True Fire, we will definitely be able to roast him!"

"The king has a good plan!" A group of little demons liked.