Chapter 13: The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn
Thirteen years ago, in the country of treasure elephants, the people gathered.
The princess Baihua was ashamed of a puppy and carried it back to the palace with great joy.
It's just that when I returned to my room, the puppy in my arms suddenly turned into a human form and a woman with dog ears.
"Youkai!" Baihua was ashamed, and was about to swing out the leather whip in his hand.
"Princess, wait!"
The woman stopped Baihua and said with a serious expression: "Princess, I am your husband!" ”
Baihua said angrily: "What are you kidding, how can my husband be a dog!" And it's a woman! ”
The woman said: "The princess doesn't know, I am the star king of the heavens, Kui Timberwolf, and you are the jade girl of the heavenly court, the two of us were in the heavenly palace to cherish each other, moved the hearts of mortals, so you reincarnated in the lower realm and became a princess in the treasure elephant country, and I saw you grow up to be a demon in the lower realm, just to reunite with you!" ”
Kui Mu Wolf confessed affectionately, and it was precisely because of the reincarnation of the jade girl that Baihua was moved at once.
It's just that Baihua frowned and looked at Kui Mu Wolf and said, "Although I don't dislike your identity as a dog, but you are a woman!" Married to you, what will happen to my sexual life? ”
Kui Mu Wolf laughed and said: "Don't worry, lady, I am a person with supernatural powers, and it is very simple to change gender with the help of mana." Look at me, change! ”
A burst of smoke shrouded him, and when it dissipated, Kui Mu Wolf had already turned into a man, although he still had dog ears and brown hair, but he was also a beautiful man.
Baihua thought for a moment, then frowned again: "But, if others know that I like a pup, won't my reputation be ruined?" That's not going to work! ”
Kui Wood Wolf smiled: "What's so difficult about this? I just have to pretend to take the lady away, right? In this way, it will definitely not interfere with the reputation of the lady, and we can leave here to be a happy couple! ”
"Well, that's right!" Baihua smiled and nodded.
So, on this night, Baihua Shame was taken away, and a big wolf dog tied her to her back and took her away....
As for the fact that Baihua used the rope tied to her to hang the Kui Wood Wolf and whipped it with a leather whip when she was in the cave room, it is not enough for outsiders....
Thirteen years later, Roy and his apprentices passed by Bowl Mountain.
Although the mountains and mountains are treacherous, the green mountains and green waters flow for a long time, and this place is also a grand scene.
Trying to walk along the mountain path, I suddenly saw a woman standing under a big tree not far away, and a wolf dog hanging upside down under the tree.
The woman was whipping with a leather whip in her hand, and the wolf dog was screaming and spitting.
A few people paused for a moment, only to hear the woman shouting, "Kui Timber wolf, tell me, what happened to those dogs lying behind your ass just now?" Ah, say it quickly! ”
As he spoke, Baihua shy pulled out more than a dozen whips.
Kui Mu Wolf shouted: "Lady, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! I was just lying there taking a nap, and I don't know what happened to the wolf dog lying on top of me, lady, what a misunderstanding! ”
"Misunderstanding? Hmph, it seems that the old lady was really green by the dog! ”
The leather whip of Baihua was waved again and again, and the Kui Timber wolf was miserable.
Bajie was so excited to see it that she just wanted to replace it, but she was replaced by Kui Wood Wolf......
Wujing's fragmented thought mode still couldn't help but turn on......
Wukong smiled: "The technique is still quite skilled." ”
Roy ignored them, such a yellow-robed monster was not what he wanted to see, he must have seen it wrong!
Ignoring these two goods, they traveled about three hundred miles to reach the Treasure Elephant Country, and Roy didn't have the heart to change Guan Wen or anything, so he rested here for a night and then continued to leave.
On this day, as the crowd was advancing through a mountain, suddenly a woodcutter appeared in the distance, chopping wood.
Seeing Roy and the others heading west, the woodcutter couldn't help but shout: "Passers-by over there, don't go any further west." ”
"Why?" Roy asked.
The woodcutter shouted: "Further west will meet monsters, the mountain in front is called Pingdingshan, there is a hole on the mountain called Lotus Cave, there are two demon kings living in the cave called the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King, specializing in eating passers-by from east to west, if you go, I am afraid that you will lose your life!" ”
Wukong laughed and said: "Just two little demons, we will kill them in the past, you chop your firewood, don't worry about us." ”
Roy waved his hand and said, "Get out, I'm most annoying to you immortals who pretend to be around, if you come and jump in front of me casually in the future, your legs will be broken!" ”
The woodcutter disappeared as soon as he smoked, making Roy laugh.
Everyone traveled westward, walked five or six hundred miles, and finally saw the legendary Pingding Mountain, this mountain is really worthy of the 'Pingding', more than a dozen mountains are all flat, there is no peak at all.
Everyone was heading west, and suddenly two monsters jumped out in front of them, holding a picture in their hands and posting it, on which were the portraits of Roy and several people, and the flowers were vivid.
"Delicate ghost, look there's someone over there!"
"Clever worm, there really are people over there!"
"Why do these people look so familiar?"
"It's kind of like an image!"
"Run, go and inform the king, that Tang Seng is coming to the door with his apprentice!"
The two little demons ran away in a flash, and after a while, a black cloud floated over in front of everyone, and four or five hundred monsters stood at the head of the cloud, led by the gold and silver demons.
It's just that it's different from the impression, the golden horn and the silver horn are two twins wearing gold and silver robes, with plump figures, and the robes are about to be torn, revealing deep ravines, one with blonde hair and one with silver hair, and their snow-white long legs are exposed, looking down on them.
"Hmph, are you monks from the Tang Dynasty?" Silver Horn hid behind Golden Horn and shouted.
Goku shouted, "Exactly! ”
The golden horn shouted: "We are not afraid of you, we have five treasures, five thousand demon soldiers, if you are interesting......."
Wujing said, "Let's give Master to you to eat?" So that you can live forever, right? ”
Cold sweat came out of the golden horn's forehead, and he shouted, "No! I don't want to fight with you, that monkey and pig girl are too powerful, not to mention, the Tang Dynasty monk alone will scare us to death....... Ahem, we're not afraid, we have a baby, and we're not afraid of you! Tell you, don't mess with us, if you go over obediently, we'll let you go, otherwise, don't blame the baby for being ruthless! ”
Wujing was stunned and said: "In other words, you are afraid of us, you don't dare to do anything with us, and you want us to go directly, right?" ”
"That's right, that's it." Jin Jiao nodded subconsciously, but immediately shouted: "It's not a joke, we're not afraid of you, we're just too lazy to eat people, so let you go, you hurry over, don't stay in the realm of my lotus cave!" ”
Wukong touched his chin and said with a smile: "It's okay if you want us to go over, but you have to come down and let Lao Sun check it, otherwise if we pass, won't you suffer if you sneak attack us behind the back?" ”
Golden Horn and Silver Horn said: "You want to be beautiful, don't think we don't know that you are a heavy shaker, you want to take advantage of us, right?" I won't let you succeed, you hurry up and give it to me! ”
"You say let's go over? Wouldn't we be very faceless? ”
Roy said, "If you want us to go over, I heard that you two have a lot of treasures, just give one to each of us." ”
"Baby? Think beautifully! The golden horn and silver horn shouted: "Don't think that we are easy to bully, we are not afraid of you if we are in a hurry!" ”
Roy smiled, "Can you try it?" Hmph, I'm just standing here and seeing how capable you two are. ”
The golden horn and the silver horn glanced at each other, and the silver horn took out a purple gold red gourd, opened the stopper and shouted to Roy: "Tang Seng, do you dare to agree if I call you?" ”
Roy smiled, "Why don't you dare? ”
As the words fell, a huge attraction suddenly came from the mouth of the bottle, and it was about to suck Roy in.
But Roy was as steady as a rock, motionless as a mountain, standing there motionless, and that red gourd couldn't suck him at all!
The suction gradually became stronger, and the silver horn was dragged down from the clouds by the power of the red gourd, constantly approaching Roy.
It wasn't until Roy was less than half a meter away from the red gourd that Roy grabbed the red gourd in his hand casually, and said with a smile: "Good baby." ”
Silver Horn fled to the cloud with tears in his eyes, and Golden Horn sacrificed a mutton fat jade net bottle, and was about to cast a spell, but saw a red gourd flying.
Click~~
The two babies bump into each other, and then both of them shatter into slag.
Roy laughed, "What means do you have, just use it." ”
Wujing can completely ignore this kind of scene that is countless times beyond the plot, and cheer for the master with Bajie Xiaobai Wukong.
"Look at my banana fan!"
"Look at my Seven Star Sword!"
The golden horn and the silver horn once again sacrificed a powerful treasure.
A second later, looking at the broken seven-star sword and the torn banana fan, the two youkai knelt down at the same time.
"Elder spare your life, the elder can do whatever he wants, but please surround our lives, we promise, we will never do anything wrong in the future!"
Speaking of which, looking at the pear blossoms and rain that two childish *** beauties knelt in front of him and cried, Roy was really a little ruthless to kill them.
However, no matter how good-looking they are, they are also the masters of countless cannibalism, Roy thinks he is an upright human, how can he let go of two monsters so easily!
Thinking so, Roy sneered and said, "Let you usually do evil and eat countless people, now let's pay for their lives!" ”
He raised his hand to kill them, when suddenly a voice came from the sky.
"Holy monk, slow down!"
Roy's palm stopped, and when he looked back, he only saw a ** royal sister in green clothes appear in the sky.
Wukong whispered beside him, "Master, that's Taishang Laojun." ”
Roy snorted, looked at Taishang Laojun, and asked knowingly, "What are you going to do?" ”
Lao Jun landed not far from Roy, and said with a smile: "The holy monk doesn't know, these two criminals are my children, and now they are in the lower realm privately, and I will arrest them and confess their sins in the Heavenly Palace." ”
Her legs are very long, especially long, she wears high heels and a blue robe, and her plump figure and extremely feminine face make people almost crazy.
Roy clicked the most, circled around her twice and smiled: "Your appearance is good, hehe, but I never thought of finding a woman in this world, otherwise you must be my first choice, what a pity!" ”
Lao Jun was stunned, and after a long time, she realized that she was being molested!
Roy smiled and said, "Say, what price do you want to pay?" ”
"The price?" Lao Jun was puzzled.
Roy said, "What's the reward! If you want to ransom people, you must give them something of value, otherwise why should I give them to you? ”
Lao Jun suddenly smiled and said, "I don't know what the holy monk wants?" ”
She has lived for I don't know how many years, although she spends more time refining and cultivating immortals on weekdays, but she also knows a little bit about the world.
Roy smiled: "I originally wanted the elixir, but I was afraid that you would be poisoned, so I still didn't want anything after thinking about it, forget it, let's go, I'll kill the two of them." ”
"Holy monk, slow down!" Lao Jun gritted his teeth and said, "I have a newly refined Nine Turns Golden Pill and a gourd here, why don't you give it to the holy monk?" I promise, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this elixir. ”
Roy took the gourd, opened the stopper and sniffed it, only feeling relaxed and happy, he didn't hesitate at the moment, he ate a fine light directly in one breath, his breath surged, and he broke through from the earth immortal again and again, and finally it was not finished until the golden immortal.
"One gourd can only save one person, and if there is another gourd, I will let the two of them go!" Roy stared at Lao Jun with a sparkle in his eyes, and he had a posture of robbing if he didn't agree with him.
Lao Jun was forced to take out a red gourd from the deep ravine in the middle of his chest, and Roy dried the golden pill inside in one go, and the breath still stayed in the golden immortal.
"That's the only way, take this guy away, I'm a man of my word." Roy waved his hand and left with Goku and the others.
The apprentices followed him triumphantly, and their nostrils were not good.
The westward journey continued, and on this day, they passed by a temple, but they did not stop, but went directly to the country of Wuji.
Everyone reported their identities and were invited to rest in the palace, and Wujing said: "Master, according to the plot, you will meet the ghost at night." ”
Roy nodded, went to the inner courtyard of the palace, found a large well pressed by stones, moved a little, and jumped into it.
A few minutes later, Roy jumped out with an emperor's corpse in his tow.
Then, by the way, he killed the current fake king, cleaned up the demons, and left directly after informing the prince.
The next day, the whole country of Wuji was grieved, and the king died violently, but fortunately, the crown prince succeeded to the throne, and it did not have any excessive impact.
And Roy and his party have already left, and their westward journey continues.
Wujing has completely abandoned the original plot, she decided not to think about anything herself, and it is not bad to follow the master's ass like this.
What's more, Wujing felt that if she left her master, she was afraid that she would be killed by the gods and Buddhas immediately, and she felt that knowing more would not do her any good.
It's not bad to know nothing like the monkey girl and the fat pig.