"The pork chop rice bowl has been delivered, how can I get to the criminal department?"

In the lobby of the police station, a rough man dressed as a chef asks for directions with a lunch box in his hand.

"Pork chop rice bowl again? Well, turn left in front and you'll find the Criminal Division. ”

"Thank you."

The chef walked to the Criminal Division with a lunch box, and the police officers inside were busy analyzing and sorting out the case.

A police officer stopped the cook and asked, "Is there anything wrong with you?" ”

The chef said in a rough voice, "I'll deliver pork chop rice bowls." ”

"Pork chop rice bowl? Didn't you send it just now? The officer looked at the chef suspiciously, then turned back and asked, "Hey, which of you ordered takeout?" ”

"Takeaway? I didn't. ”

"Only the director ordered takeout just now, but the pork chop rice bowl has already been delivered."

"Is it a mistake to send too much?"

The officers of the Criminal Division looked at each other, but none of them admitted that they had placed the order.

"What is the name of the person who ordered the takeout?"

The chef said in a rough voice: "Surprise attack Mei." ”

The police officer was surprised and said, "Surprise attack on Mei? What a strange name, sorry, we don't have this person in the Criminal Division. ”

The chef nodded, "I know." ”

The officer was surprised: "You know? ”

"Yes, I know that there is no one named Surprise Attack Mei in your Criminal Division, and I also know that no one of you here orders takeout, because I am Surprise Attack Plum, and the takeaway ......"

The chef raised his head slightly and said with a cruel smile: "I specially ordered it for you...... Killing Feast! ”

As soon as his words fell, his body swelled like a balloon, tearing the white chef's white coat, his muscles twisted and deformed, his complexion was peculiar, like an angular stone, he took off the hat on his head, revealing his true face, much like the head of a Marvel Red Skull, bald and extremely ugly.

"This guy is...... Kook!? ”

The officers of the Criminal Division were taken aback, but instead of screaming and running away like ordinary people, they subconsciously took out the steel forks that maintain law and order on weekdays, and shouted: "Quick, arrest it!" ”

"What heroes can accomplish, we police can accomplish."

"It's also our police's duty to eliminate weirdos!"

Several police officers rushed up with steel forks in their hands and slammed them into the surprise attack.

For!

Which surprise attack Mei stomped on his feet, and his body suddenly shot to the ceiling like a spring installed under his feet, its thick palm grabbed the ceiling with its backhand, looked down at the frightened police officers below, and laughed wildly: "Once because I possessed illegal drugs, I was arrested by you damn policemen, which made me lose my job, and even separated my wife and family, all of which I have never forgotten, the hatred engraved in my heart made me mutate into a revenge superman, you owe me, I want you to pay it with blood, today, I'm going to dye the police station red......"

He propped his hands and feet on the ceiling, and his heavy body suddenly fell like the top of Mount Tai, smashing down a police officer who couldn't dodge directly, and even smashed the floor hard, without thinking about it, this police officer would be seriously injured even if he didn't die.

"Look at the murderer's drawings, this guy is ...... Serial murderers we recently investigated. ”

"Is that the guy who has been attacking our patrol cops?"

"The real murderer turned out to be a weirdo?"

Cold sweat flowed down the officers at once, and instinctively pulled out their guns and aimed them at the surprise attacker.

"The identity of the murderer has been confirmed, and it is still a strange person, everyone don't have to scruple anymore, shoot it!"

"That's right, shoot, shoot!"

Bang bang!

The sound of bullets continued to sound in a dense manner.

Poof!

Numerous bullets hit Mizarre Mei with unmistakable accuracy, knocking out pits and dots on Mizarre Mei's body, as if they were shooting at the dough.

"Hehe, the bullet that used to kill me is now just like being bitten by an ant for me, as a weirdo, I have grown to a certain level, and I can completely defeat you police head-on!"

The unrecognizable surprise attack Mei Yin Yang spoke strangely, and the scene was very terrifying.

Ding-dong-ding-dong!

His muscles bounced, bullets ticking to the floor, and a crisp sound struck the officers in the heart, leaving them stunned.

"It's my turn!"

Surprise Mei's mouth bulged, and then she suddenly spit out, and a fruit core shot out like a bullet.

"Huh!?"

The officers dodged the kernel in panic, however, the kernel did not hurt anyone, and immediately rebounded after touching the ground, and continued to eject, like a bouncing ball, continuously ejecting in a narrow space, as if teasing the officers.

……

"I've never seen such a good guy as him, who still cares about the safety of others even when he is in danger," Director Xiong said wistfully, "Do you know why that guy is so enthusiastic about his work?" Because he always wanted to be a hero, he believed that a hero should serve the people with passion, but ......"

He glanced at King and Saitama, "Is the hero he longs for just like you?" ”

There was a clear look of disappointment and regret in his eyes, as if his own children admired the old boy.

“……”

The corners of King's mouth twitched, what's wrong with us? We didn't do anything bad all the time, did we? Obviously, you misunderstood me, but instead discriminated against us, which is simply unreasonable.

Bang bang!

At this time, there was a sudden lively gunfire outside.

Director Xiong's face changed, and he asked loudly, "What's going on outside?" ”

Bang!

The door of the investigation room was violently pushed open, and a police officer shouted in shock: "Chief, there is a strange person intruding into the police station, you should go and evacuate......"

"Weirdos?"

King and the others were all stunned, they were still talking about the weirdos just now, but they didn't expect the weirdos to come to the door.

Director Xiong's face changed and he said, "Let's go, go out and see what's going on." He said to King and Saitama, "You two stay here for the time being, and then we will deal with your affairs when we solve the weirdos." ”

King said, "Hey, we're heroes, maybe we can help......"

"That's right, it's our hero's duty to destroy the weirdos." Saitama agreed.

"Heroes?"

Director Xiong looked at the unreliable two and shook his head, "We can solve it ourselves." ”

He hurried to the Criminal Division with the officers.

“……”

King and Saitama were speechless.

"Are there any weirdos? Hah, I'm afraid that ignorant weirdo doesn't know that the D-pad and mourning clothes sling that just eliminated the A-class bounty is at the police station, right? Otherwise it would never dare to attack the police station. ”

"Yes, it's time for us to show off our skills again."

Suddenly, from outside, there were words of confidence with the cross keys and mourning clothes suspenders.

King looked strange and muttered in a low voice, "I hope the weirdos who attacked the police station are not strong." ”

"King, what did you say?"

"I mean, we should go out and have a look."

King spread his hands, the weirdos who dared to attack the police station were probably not as simple as wolf-level weirdos, at least tiger-level weirdos or above, and if the cross keys and mourning clothes slings were successful, I am afraid they would be very unlucky.

After all, the A-class bounty was not actually solved by him.