Z City Police Department.

"Name?"

"Saitama."

“king。”

"Please be honest, I'll ask again, your real name?"

"Saitama."

“king。”

“……”

"What do you do?"

"Heroes."

"Heroes."

“……”

Director Xiong glanced at King and Saitama helplessly, and said, "Okay, I'll talk about these questions later." His gaze turned to Saitama and he took out a drawing from under the table and put it on the table, "Saitama Mr. is it?" Take a look at the image of the prisoner drawn based on the description of witnesses to the case. ”

The drawings are painted with sketches made of two ellipses, one large and one small, and the whole body is drawn with dotted lines.

"Just look at this piece of paper...... King looked at Saitama strangely, "Saitama, it's quite like you!" True Circle. ”

"Hey, King, don't talk nonsense, I'm not a murderer! I'm a hero! Saitama pointed to the drawing and asked, "Why is the whole body covered with black lines?" Why don't you draw the portrait more concretely? ”

Director Xiong smiled bitterly: "Because it was dark at that time, the witnesses only saw a shadow in the darkness. ”

"Shadows?"

King picked up the drawing, compared it with Saitama's shadow, and said in surprise: "Saitama, it's exactly the same, you tell me honestly, did you do it?" ”

“…… No, I've never done that. Saitama defended himself in a hurry.

King groaned and said, "Saitama, could it be that you did it by sleepwalking?" ”

Saitama said angrily, "King, don't wronged me. ”

King smiled: "Don't get excited, I'm just coming up with a hypothesis, well, yes, a hypothesis." ”

"So, Saitama-san, can you explain where the blood on your arm came from?" Director Xiong pointed to the blood stain on Saitama's arm and looked at him suspiciously.

Saitama explained, "It's the blood of a strange man, because I'm a hero!" King can testify. ”

"Me?" King pointed to himself and said honestly, "I didn't see it." "He really didn't see Saitama kill monsters, well, he's not a pit Saitama.

Saitama looked at King weakly, "King ......"

King looked at Saitama innocently, "I really didn't see you kill the weirdos, and when I went to the weirdo scene, the weirdos were already dead." ”

"Okay, next question, Mr. Saitama, what exactly are you doing right now?"

Director Xiong did not dwell on the issue of blood stains, because he had already asked people to take samples for testing, and I believe that the results will be back soon.

Saitama thought for a moment and said, "Hero, well, if the hero is not working, then I don't have a job for the time being." ”

"Are you vagrant?" Director Xiong nodded thoughtfully, "May I ask where Mr. Saitama lives?" ”

"No Man's Street."

"No Man's Street?" Director Xiong looked at Saitama in surprise, "It doesn't seem to be suitable for citizens anymore, right?" ”

Saitama said as a matter of course: "Because I don't have to pay rent, I chose to live in an uninhabited street." ”

The policeman in charge of recording on the side looked at Saitama suspiciously, leaned into Director Xiong's ear and whispered: "Director, this guy doesn't have a job, he is obviously an idle young man, and he lives in a deserted street, which is a place in the city where dirt and dirt are hidden, and many murderers choose to hide there, and what is even more suspicious is that he has unknown blood stains on his arm......"

"Hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear you?" Saitama pointed at himself and said seriously: "I'm really a professional hero who passed the hero certification exam, my name is Saitama ......"

Director Xiong and the others simply said: "I haven't heard of it, and besides, the unknown hero is almost the same as the unemployed vagrant, right?" ”

Saitama was stunned, his mouth slightly open, and he was surprised that he didn't know how to refute.

Burst!

King couldn't help but laugh out loud, Saitama doesn't know if he looks like a bad guy, three times twice to make people mistake him for a murderer, it's really enough.

Director Xiong looked at King and said, "You are the same!" ”

“……”

King was stunned, well, he was speechless.

"If I'm not mistaken, you think it's cool to be a hero, that's why you chose to be a hero, right? Indeed, a hero like King who saves the citizens from danger is very worshipable! King…… Oh, let's call you a king for the time being, you should worship king, so you imagine yourself as a king, and even pretend to be a king through plastic surgery or makeup, join the hero association, hoping to become famous like king one day, right? ”

“……”

I'm the king!

King couldn't laugh or cry, this misunderstanding can't be solved?

"Actually, in the eyes of our police, you heroes are just a group of legitimate gangsters, relying on the name of heroes, people can't stand it, the trend of citizens worshiping heroes is simply child's play, in fact, the heroes do things, we police have been doing, and we are more fully responsible for the safety of the public, but we have always been silently guarding everyone, never preached everywhere, because protecting the safety of the citizens is the duty of our police, saving people or something is completely a matter of course."

Director Xiong looked at the stunned King and Saitama and laughed at himself: "I'm really confused, how can you guys who are heroes just want to be famous understand the true meaning of our police?" ”

King reminded, "A hero's primary duty is to defend against the oddities. ”

Director Xiong shook his head and said, "We police can also use pistols to eliminate things like killing strange people, so if there are police, there is no need for heroes to exist." ”

“……”

King smiled, not knowing how to explain, pistol against weirdos? You're afraid you're living in a dream, if ordinary guns can deal with weirdos, there is no possibility of the Hero Association being established at all, and it is precisely because firearms such as pistols can't eliminate most of the weirdos that it led to the birth of the Hero Association.

Saitama also complained: "You say these words to the weirdos!" ”

Knock knock!

"Director, the pork chop rice bowl has been delivered."

"Well, take two copies."

Chief Xiong handed two pork chop rice bowls to King and Saitama and said, "I'm sorry that our police station can only provide lunches like this." ”

"It's okay."

King opened the lunch box and started eating, well, it's much better than eating instant noodles at home, because of his identity, he doesn't even dare to order takeout.

"Just have something to eat."

Saitama frowned and quickly grilled the rice, free, is the best.

Director Xiong looked at the two people with a big appetite and said with a smile: "While you are eating, let's talk a few words." In fact, he was waiting for the results of the blood stain test, which determined whether he would investigate the two in depth.

"It is undeniable that you heroes have done a lot of beautiful things over the years, but we police are not idle, in fact, we are busier than you, traffic command, rectification of the underworld...... Even if there is a day without our police, I am afraid that the city will be in chaos, we work tirelessly for the stability and prosperity of this society, but because of the rise of heroes, everyone ignores our efforts, but we still work hard, we have a guy in the police department who is said to be a policeman because he lost the hero, this is an interesting guy, even if he has been a police officer for two years, he is still working energetically, however, last week, this guy fell, he is not tired, not sick, Instead, he was attacked, no part of his body was intact, and he was critically ill and hospitalized, and this tenacious guy was strong enough to send the last message on the walkie-talkie before he completely lost consciousness - 'Mr. Bear be careful'! ”

"Mr. Xiong is me!"