Chapter 161: A fart candy to suppress the shock

At dawn the next day, the carriage began to run bustling again.

Naruto sat silently together, opposite Tsunade stroking the guinea pork's head.

And Zilai was also gagged, tied with hemp rope, and thrown at the feet of the three of them.

"Woohoo! Woooooo Jiraiya's mouth was gagged and he couldn't speak, he didn't know what to say, Naruto looked at the panda eyes that hadn't slept well, glanced at the egg painfully, and then ignored it.

Leaning on the carriage, he began to catch up on sleep in a daze.

After Jiraiya rolled up Naruto's doppelganger with a quilt and escaped last night, Naruto disarmed the doppelganger as instructed by Tsunade.

Jiraiya found out that he had been tricked, so he ran back and planned to retie it again.

Subsequently...... He was tied up.

Then Naruto was finally able to go back to his tent and sleep.

But maybe it's because of the shadow in my heart, I didn't fall asleep all night.

He opened his mouth and sighed.

Naruto, this is sleepy......

As his sleepiness grew, he kicked him with a twist.

Naruto woke up.

"Woohoo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Jiraiya glared at him and said something he didn't understand at all.

Naruto was tired for a while.

replied: "Let me sleep for a while, I barely slept all night last night because of you." ”

He closed his eyes as he spoke.

With some sleepiness, Naruto was about to fall asleep with this sleepiness when Jiraiya kicked him again.

The green tendons on Naruto's forehead jumped.

When I opened my eyes again, I found that Jiraiya's gaze had turned into a pleading.

Naruto had a guess in his heart, and said to Shizun in a daze, "Sister Shizune, Jiraiya-sama should be going to the toilet, you take him out for a walk." ”

Yo-yo? You're a dog! I want to bite too.

On the other side, the face of the silent who was named turned red.

Glared at Naruto, this is one of the three ninjas, and he actually said that he was slippery?

Shizune didn't know what happened last night, but he felt that Jiraiya had met Tsunade and Naruto, the two masters and apprentices, who had been bad for eight lifetimes.

However, Naruto didn't look at her at all, and he looked really sleepy with his eyes closed and swaying in a daze.

I had no choice but to ask for help and look at Tsunade.

Tsunade chuckled, then said to Shizune, "You just listen to Naruto and take Jiraiya out for a yo." ”

What happened later Naruto didn't know.

He fell asleep, and by the time Mute called him up, he was sunburned.

The four of them came to a small town.

Came down for lunch and then continued on your way.

On the carriage, Tsunade rechecked Naruto's body and exclaimed, "Your recovery is very good, and one day you will almost be able to use chakra again." ”

Naruto touched his bald head and asked worriedly, "What about the hair?" Why don't I feel like my hair is growing at all? ”

Tsunade raised his hand like a dolphin, stroked Naruto's head a few times, and patted it with satisfaction: "Actually, it's quite cute if you don't have long hair, just like the little monk in the Temple of Fire." ”

Naruto's face instantly turned black into briquettes.

Tsunade comforted: "Don't worry, I'll prepare a potion to promote hair growth for you when I go back, and ensure that the effect is wonderful." ”

"By the way, potions are also a knowledge that must be mastered for medical ninjas, and I have a botanical dictionary that you just know about."

Botanical dictionary? It can't be the one I've memorized, right?

Tsunade summoned a huge book from the storage scroll, and Naruto knew it was the one he had read when he saw that he didn't even need to open the cover.

Lacking interest, he replied: "I've read this book." ”

Tsunade, who knew what Naruto meant when he read it, thought that Naruto refused to learn.

At the moment, Shi Wei Dafa.

"Chakra-based medical ninjutsu is not omnipotent, and many poisons can only be saved by understanding the toxicity and preparing an antidote, so the basic knowledge of herbal medicine must be mastered!" ”

Then he slipped the dictionary to Naruto.

Naruto said innocently, "But I've really finished reading it......"

Tsunade said angrily: "What do you mean by reading it? Do you remember the medicinal properties of several plants and you're done? It's not enough to just look at the pictures! ”

Jiraiya was untied from Naruto's rope when he woke up.

Seeing that Naruto didn't want to read the dictionary, he was overjoyed at the moment, and said deadly: "Naruto, if you want to be a medical ninja, you have to see a lot of boring things, but you don't need to look at those things if you worship me as a teacher." ”

Tsunade's gaze glared at Jiraiya, who immediately shut up.

Tsunade said word by word: "Last night has passed, and from now on Naruto is my apprentice, even if he repents!" ”

Then shoved the dictionary into Naruto's hand again.

This time Naruto didn't push it back, and honestly looked through it.

But Naruto had long been accustomed to the scanning machine at a glance, so the dictionary was flipped with a clatter.

Tsunade was furious: "Look at them one by one!" ”

Naruto felt that the misunderstanding was too deep, and he should say something.

So he handed the book to Tsunade, "Sister Tsunade, why don't you test me?" Actually, I really read it, I read it all, I read every word. ”

Finished reading every word?

Tsunade glanced at the huge book in her hand, and told the truth that she had planned to read it once, but vomited when she saw a tenth of it......

So when I heard Naruto's words, my first feeling was disbelief, Naruto was talking big!

"Let's talk about the medicinal effects of butterfly mushrooms."

Butterfly mushrooms? What a coincidence, the little mushroom that could run away is still planted in his flower pot.

So Naruto replied fluently.

Then the second, the tenth, and the hundredth......

Start taking the test at random, then flip through the dictionary, and then randomly select the number of pages in the dictionary.

There was nothing wrong with it.

Tsunade and Shizune looked at Naruto with a look of horror.

There is no worship or horror since then, only the dead fish eyes of the grudge......

After proving sufficient plant knowledge, Tsunade tested the configuration rules of pharmacological collocation.

This time, Naruto once again showed amazing intelligence in making poison, and the effects of his little golden pill prescription and fart candy made Tsunade Shite even more dumbfounded.

But Shizune doesn't believe in the medicinal effects of fart candy......

He questioned: "You said that fart candy you prepared was extracted from butterfly mushrooms?" Butterfly mushrooms only have a lethargic effect? And you are wrong to say that butterfly mushrooms can walk, although the dictionary records that they can walk, but that is an incorrect record.

Shizune hesitated a little and said, "Naruto...... You can't be talking nonsense, right? Medical ninjas can't talk about it. ”

Who says shiitake mushrooms can't walk? Not only can you walk, but you can also run!

Otherwise, he wouldn't have tied the little mushroom's legs and planted it in a pot.

Naruto wasn't going to argue with Shizun, though, he was going to prove it with facts.

So he took out a strawberry-flavored fart candy wrapped in red candy wrapper and muted it.

Shizune took the sugar and said, "Are you bribing me with sugar?" ”

"Well, just this time, in the future, any prescription that has not been confirmed by my own hands will not be able to tell, it will be very embarrassing."

Naruto nodded obediently.

Then watch the silence and eat the sugar.

The effect of the drug is very fast.

Thirty seconds later......

"Poof......" was a faint sound.

Naruto blushed a little at Shizune out of the corner of his eye, but he didn't speak, pretending that nothing had happened.

Then five seconds......

There was a pause in the sound of "poof, poof......", obviously holding it back, but it didn't hold back and pulled a long note.

It's not loud either, though.

Mute pretending to fart is not a sample paper I put out.

Naruto looked at the roof of the shed, pretending not to know what was happening.

I heard Jiraiya mutter, "Speaking of strawberries just now, why did I smell strawberries?" ”

"Do I want to eat strawberries?"

Then: "Poof, poof, poof......"

There was a pause twice, then a long note......

This sound is not small, and Tsunade and Jiraiya look at Mute in unison.

Mute blushed.

But maybe because of the nervousness, I didn't tie things together until I put another one, and I couldn't help but put two more.

The blushing blood and the smell of strawberries she could smell herself, yelled at Naruto, "Naruto! ”

Naruto's face was also a little red at this time, but it was not ashamed, but he was holding his breath.

His head stuck out of the window and let out a frenzied mockery: "Aha! Ha ha! Ha ha! ”