There's a good saying.

It's cool to die, and it's crematorium in the blink of an eye.

Naruto gave Shizun a fart candy on his front foot, and Mute on his back foot gave Naruto a palm of medical ninjutsu.

What is a mess?

It is a type of chakra medical ninjutsu that disrupts the nervous system by converting chakra into electrons in the body to generate an electric field, which then enters the body of a sick person or enemy.

It can have a nerve paralyzing effect that shields the pain sensation for the patient, and can disrupt the nervous system and disrupt the body's coordination for the enemy.

For example, you want to leave, but your fist is clenched, and you want to swing your fist, but your foot is raised.

Naruto's current state is the latter.

He wanted to laugh, but the nerve feedback was coughing, and the coughing lungs were about to cough out......

In the end, he couldn't help it, he wanted to pinch himself, but he raised his hand and slapped it to the side.

This palm is still dead on Shizun's chest.

Tsunade didn't stop it, and he wasn't afraid of big things when he saw the excitement, "Oh, huh......"

Jilai was also taken crooked by Tsunade subconsciously: "Oh hoo! "Yes.

Then the cute guinea pig learns, "Oh...... Whew......"

Mute's eyes widened.

Naruto was so desperate that he subconsciously withdrew his hand, but instead his hand went forward......

Although the silence is almost no breasts, it's a girl.

After reacting, it was naturally indispensable to give Naruto a counter grappling and an over-the-shoulder throw.

And then the freshly patched carriage "Boom! A hole was broken again.

Naruto rolled on the ground, so he landed on the ground.

Fortunately, when he wanted to raise his head, he kicked his foot down, and then Naruto's reaction force spiraled into the air, and then he didn't know how many three hundred and sixty degrees sat on the ground......

Stand up?

Sorry I can't stand up......

Naruto felt like he couldn't control his body at all.

For he found that he could not find out what the command of the foot was.

When he tried to look up again the second time, it was manual.

The third time I tried to look up, my head slammed into the ground......

To put it simply, his nervous reflexes, no matter what commands he makes, his body reacts randomly.

It hurts.

So Naruto honestly lay on the ground.

When the carriage stopped, someone came to save him.

Tsunade said to Shizune, "Quickly untie Naruto's ninjutsu, Naruto is not well yet." ”

Although Shizune was unwilling, he was not good at disobeying Tsunade's orders, and roughly reorganized Naruto's nervous system.

Naruto breathed a sigh of relief and explained sincerely, "Sister Shizune, I really didn't mean to do it just now, I didn't want to mold your breasts, and besides, your breasts are not as big as they come, so there's nothing to touch." ”

"Poof!" Tsunade squirted.

Jiraiya's face darkened......

Mute...... The whole person is blackened......

The next moment, another blow rushed out.

However, Naruto is on guard, although his body is not completely good and he can't use chakra, but Naruto's physical strength is also extremely strong.

Therefore, he flexibly dodged the silent palm.

Continuing sincerely, "I really didn't mean to. ”

Mute left hand in front of him, revealing a hidden weapon with several syringes, and his right hand pulled an elastic line, and then "aggressive...... Duh! ”

Several flying needles fanned out like Naruto attacking.

Naruto's power exploded again, the Eight Gates Dunjia was not opened, and Naruto's vision was no different from that of ordinary people.

Therefore, it is not possible to capture the trajectory of the hidden weapon with the naked eye.

However, Naruto could judge the path of the hidden weapon based on the direction of the pinhole in Shizun's hand.

Once again, nimble to dodge.

Five minutes later, Shizune saw that Naruto was helpless, and finally gave up.

Tsunade reconciled, "Okay, Naruto, hurry up and mute the antidote." ”

The mute is still being silenced by the desperate sound effects of the fart, and the increasingly intense strawberry flavor......

Shizune also looked at Naruto, she was a girl who was ashamed to find a place to bury herself.

Naruto scratched his head and sneered, "There's no antidote......"

For a moment, Tsunade's eyes widened, and Shizune was on the verge of collapse again.

Tsunade remedied, "Then the effect of the medicine is almost over, right?" ”

Naruto blinked and whispered, "The effect of the medicine will not last long, it will be twenty-four hours......"

The more he spoke, the quieter he became, because he couldn't help but storm again when he saw Mute.

Fortunately, Tsunade stopped the silence in time to avoid a human tragedy.

Then he said to Naruto, "That...... There's always that medicine, right? ”

Naruto's effect is so bad that he can't let a girl fart for twenty-four hours in a row.

Even if it doesn't stink, I want to die.

So you have to hurry up and make the antidote.

Naruto's left hand reached for the storage ninja on his right wrist, and a piece of candy appeared in Naruto's hand.

"This durian smells, or?"

Durian......

The corners of Shizun's mouth twitched, and there was a hint of happiness in his heart, fortunately Naruto didn't give him durian-flavored food, otherwise he would have really committed suicide......

Tsunade nodded.

Naruto tossed the candy over.

As a result, the guinea dolphin didn't know what nerves were in his head, so he jumped up and swallowed the candy......

To play......

"Bang!" Pigs don't hold back their farts.

Therefore, the sound of this fart crash is incomparable......

It is also accompanied by the smell of durian......

"Bang! Boom! "The single tone was replaced by a double tone.

The one that collapsed is called a hearty.

It's still smoking yellow.

The yellow smoke spread into the horse's nose, and the horse followed suit.

Naruto was so agitated that the moment he saw the yellow smoke again, he subconsciously held his breath.

In addition, the wind direction was blowing from Naruto to the front, so he escaped a catastrophe.

He didn't have that much luck, and he didn't know if it was out of curiosity, so he sniffed it and pinched his nose.

But it was no longer important to pinch his nose, the important thing was that he sniffed it, so the trio sounded.

No, the quartet, and the coachman of the carriage.

Tsunade and Naruto, the only ones who were spared, jumped up the tree and said with a look of horror, "You fart candy is still contagious?" ”

Naruto breathed carefully and replied, "Maybe it's the durian flavor is the special sugar, and the catalytic gas produced a bit too much......"

Tsunade nodded, feeling like it should be.

"Poof......

Well? What's the sound?

Naruto looked at Tsunade and asked, "Sister Tsunade, you farted just now?" ”

Tsunade blushed: "I don't have ......"

However, the second sound sounded.

To finish...... Tsunade was also poisoned......

Naruto ran away.

Tsunade stood dumbfounded on the tree for a long time, and let out a hoarse shout, "Naruto! Give me back the death! I'm going to clean up the portal! ”

Naruto didn't dare to stop and didn't look back, and he ran as fast as he could.

muttered: "It's over, it's over, Sister Tsunade is also offended, I feel that if this Konoha doesn't go back, it's better to rebel against the village......"

But even if Naruto can use chakra, his speed is not necessarily as fast as Tsunade.

Now Naruto is still at the stage where he can't use the chakra.

As soon as he ran out of the three trees, he was caught by Tsunade.

Then he carried Naruto's feet upside down and lifted Naruto in his hands.

Naruto's eyes were watery and his face was pitiful and begged for mercy, "Sister Tsunade, I was wrong, forgive me for once......"

Tsunade smiled with a cold face: "Since I was also recruited, you can't run." ”

As he spoke, he lifted Naruto behind the guinea pork's ass.

Naruto held his breath, but how long could he hold his breath.

In the end, I breathed.

He breathed while the guinea was not farting, but he didn't know that the guinea was also waiting for him, "Bang! With a loud bang, Naruto was sprayed yellow......

The smell is so bad that I almost foam at the mouth.

Thirty seconds later, Naruto couldn't help but start farting too......

“bu……”

The guinea pig next to him cooperated contentedly: "Bang! ”

Tsunade: "Poof......"

Mute: "Poof, poof......"

Jiraiya: "Bang ......"

Ma: "Bang! Boom! Boom! ”

The groom lifted his buttocks: "Poof......"

The people got into the carriage, and a puff of yellow smoke swept through the carriage......

The weasel lying on his stomach on the edge of the grass took a sip and said, "Bang! "A bang.

Crash into the rabbit nest behind you.

The rabbit frothed at the mouth and fell......

Rabbit: This fart is poisonous......