Chapter 149: Erlang God is Here [Second Update]
The question of whether it deserves it is not mentioned for the time being, and Zhao Han's request is not something to take advantage of, but just ......
"What? Do you want to read the Guardian Rules? ”
When Zhao Han said his request, Yang Chan looked incredulous, and asked Zhao Han several times repeatedly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Looking at the real "child" in front of him, Zhao Han couldn't help but roll his eyes several times.
Although it was terrible to be locked up, compared to taking care of the "bear child" Zhao Han who didn't know when it would be born, he still felt that it was safer to guard the seal.
To be reasonable, he is still a "big bear child", and as a result, he was asked to take care of a "small bear child"?
Just the strength of agarwood to die.... Zhao Han estimated that in less than three days, the unlucky child would be "very happy" to integrate into the plum wine......
"Yes, yes, it's better for you to take care of the child or something, it's more appropriate for you, a fairy, to do it, and I, as the child's father, are still locked up with peace of mind, and it's good to be a quiet beautiful man."
Faced with Yang Chan's questioning, Zhao Han answered like this.
As a result, Yang Chan first stretched out her hand and touched Zhao Han's forehead, and then bit the arm in front of her.
"It didn't hurt, I must be dreaming"
Nodding very affirmatively, Yang Chan said this to Zhao Han with a straight look.
"Because you bit my hand......"
"Is it yours?"
"Or... Do you bite this one? ”
"You're stupid for me?"
Yang Chan rolled her eyes, pulled her arm out of Zhao Han's hand, and then looked at the neat row of tooth marks on Zhao Han's arm, and couldn't help but show a happy look in her eyes: "It's so lucky to meet you, to be locked up for me, and I don't have to take care of it, you don't know, when the second brother told me that he wanted me to marry a mortal, I almost wished that all the men in this world were dead, those men who would die of old age in a short time, those men who would only drag their feet, were so annoying."
"So what? What do you want to say? The corners of Zhao Han's mouth twitched, and a bad premonition surged in his heart.
"Compared to men, I think it's better for my child to be a girl," Yang Chan said to Zhao Han with some certainty.
Girl?
Hehe?
Because of his own care, did he change from a "bear child in trouble" to a "cute little Lori"?
Stretching out his hand to support his forehead, holding back the desire to complain in his heart, Zhao Han took a deep breath and said, "Whatever you want, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman anyway."
"Really?" Yang Chan's eyes lit up.
"Really," Zhao Han nodded.
"Wow, I knew you were the best"
With a flying pounce, Yang Chan pressed Zhao Han under him....
Looking at Yang Chan, who was smiling so happily in his arms, Zhao Han was really powerless to complain.
It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman?
It's true?
It's true... That's weird!
To be reasonable, the good story is that Agarwood went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers to go to Huashan to split the mountain to save her mother, but after you changed it like this, she became a cute and beautiful girl who ran to Huashan to split the mountain to save her father?
Is this really the story I wrote?
The development of this script is wrong!!
Lying on the ground weakly, looking at Yang Chan who was tossing vigorously on his body, a tear flowed from the corner of Zhao Han's eyes.
was saved by his son or something, it can be said that he is a tiger father and has no dog daughter, but if he is saved by his daughter...... That scene was so beautiful that Zhao Han didn't dare to imagine it.
Directly from the tiger father to the nest, the screenwriter's outline was definitely swallowed by the dog!!
No matter what Zhao Han thought, Yang Chan, who had been tossing all night, finally stopped.
The two of them spent the night on the animal skin, and when the next day when Jin Wu Dongsheng rose, Zhao Han was already awakened by the murderous aura coming from outside the temple gate without Yang Chan screaming.
It's really murderous......
Seeing that Yang Chan's hand beside him had tightly grasped the Baolian lantern, Zhao Han made a move casually, and the plum wine that had been silent for a long time turned into a streamer and flew in front of him.
Snatching it with one hand, Zhao Han smiled softly, turned his head to look at Yang Chan, who was a little nervous, and asked softly, "Are you here to arrest me?" ”
Yang Chan nodded, grabbed Zhao Han's arm with one hand, and said with a little cold color in her eyes: "It's my second brother outside the door."
"Uh... Why is your second brother in such a hurry, is this here to send money? ”
"Now is not the time to joke"
Yang Chan glanced at him angrily: "Later, if you don't want to be locked in the cave where my second brother strings pipa bones, then you can show some backbone, lest he look at you unpleasantly, and lock you up without talking, and then you will have nowhere to cry."
"No..."
A few drops of cold sweat on his forehead, when Yang Chan said this, Zhao Han's heart was really bottomless.
Looking at Yang Chan's appearance as if he was facing a great enemy, Zhao Han hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "You have a bad relationship with your second brother?" ”
"We have a good relationship"
"How could that ......?"
"It's because you're so good, that's why he doesn't like you"
"Uh...."
Well, this reason is really powerful, his sister was abducted by a stranger, it is estimated that if he is replaced by Zhao Han himself, he will also hold his anger, and if he doesn't clean up that kid ruthlessly, he won't be able to vent his anger!
If you encounter something more ruthless, such as some who have a love plot and have the ability to defy the sky.... As a gas bag, the guy can be ready to die.
There is no doubt that the murderous Erlang God outside undoubtedly has this tendency......
So at this time, in Yang Chan's surprised gaze, Zhao Han reached out and took out the wick from the Baolian lamp, and then swallowed it in one gulp!
A familiar feeling.
After swallowing the wick, it was as if the body was filled with bursting air currents, and it felt like it was about to explode at any time.
I have had and experienced it, so in less than three or five minutes, Zhao Han got used to it.
Close your eyes and keep them open.
The lotus light flashed in his eyes, and the spear in his hand lit up with a green flame, Zhao Han turned around and said, "If I cripple your brother, you won't feel distressed, right?" ”
Zhao Han just asked casually, but what was waiting for him was Yang Chan's "you are crazy" gaze.
"You swallowed the wick?"
"Swallow it"
"Spit it out!"
"Uh... What are you doing? ”
"Without the wick, how can I use the Lotus lamp?"
“......”
"With the Baolian lantern in hand, the second brother is not my opponent"
“......”
"Spit it out!"
Yang Chan's appearance was very urgent, and she couldn't wait to pull out the wick directly from Zhao Han's throat with her hand.
Yang Chan, who has the Baolian lamp in hand, is stronger than her second brother!
Although this is very speechless, the famous Erlang God of the Three Realms can't beat his sister...... This is undoubtedly an ironclad fact!
As a rare innate spiritual treasure in the world, the Baolian lamp, which has existed in the world since the beginning of the opening of the world, is definitely a treasure against the sky, and Yang Chan has been in charge of the magic lamp for thousands of years, and the understanding of the Baolian lamp is definitely beyond anyone's imagination!
In the original story, it was a certain Marshal Tianpeng who was "recruited" by Buddhism, and he could use this lamp to hang Erlang God, not to mention Yang Chan, who has been with Baolian Lantern for thousands of years?
It is precisely because she has the Baolian lamp in her hand and has a force higher than her second brother that Yang Chan will be so playful, noisy and light when she talks to Zhao Han, after all, because she has the ability to talk to her second brother head-on, has the strength to keep Zhao Han from her second brother, and can even talk about whether the child is male or female, and who is she and Zhao Han locked up!
This is because she has the strength to build a foundation!
Because if she doesn't want to, then she can turn her face and deny it at any time!
Can ...... now
A Baolian lamp without a wick, how should she face her second brother?
Yang Chan was sad in her heart, and kept complaining that she was hurt by Zhao Han.
And Zhao Han on the side looked at her with a faint gaze, and after she finished complaining, Zhao Han blinked and asked her: "You haven't answered me yet, if I cripple your second brother, you won't hate me, right?" ”
"You?"
"Hmm"
"What you just said was my second brother?"
"That's right"
"Hehe, he will definitely be able to hear what you say now, and when you are caught, don't think that I will intercede for you"
"Oh... You still haven't answered me."
“......”
Yang Chan was speechless.
How big is your heart to think about crippling the "Judicial Gods" who are famous in the Three Realms?
If Yang Jian can really be disabled by you, then can he still be the god of justice?
Yang Chan wanted to tell Zhao Han, but she looked at Zhao Han's "interested" appearance beside her, and she really couldn't bear to hit him
I hope you will suffer less sins after falling into the hands of my second brother....
Thinking like this in her heart, Yang Chan wanted to speak, but before she could say anything, she heard her second brother's voice already coming in.
"If you can beat me, no one in the Three Realms will make you bow your head from now on"
It was obviously an ordinary conversation, but Yang Chan heard the cold from it.
The second brother is really angry this time......
Inside the door, Yang Chan pulled Zhao Han, who was smiling, and wanted to escape, but as soon as they went out, they saw that the Roaring Sky Dog and hundreds of grass-headed gods were already lined up there.
At this time, the roaring dog was wearing battle armor, and there was no longer the scene of laughing with people in the past, but he just said to Yang Chan with a straight face: "Third Miss, please go back to the house"
"What if I say no?"
Yang Chan asked with a cold face.
"It's the master's order"
"He wants you to take me back?"
"I'm sorry, if Xiaotian is disrespectful today, please punish the third lady in the future"
"I still have a day, so what about him?"
Seeing Xiaotian say this, Yang Chan secretly said in her heart that something was wrong, and she didn't feel tight and tight when she grabbed Zhao Han's hand.
Yang Chan was worried in her heart, and her face couldn't help showing a little weakness.
The roaring dog turned a blind eye to this, and just said with a straight face: "The master said that he is not a good match for the young lady, and after the young lady returns home, the master will make another good match for the young lady."
"I ask you what about him, what are you going to do to him!"
"The host said... Want... Send him to... Reincarnation..."