Chapter 148: Come and Kiss One [First Update]
Under the moonlight, a pair of men and women crowded on a small animal skin blanket in front of the door, staring at each other with big eyes, and no one refused to admit defeat. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
The reason for their argument is very nonsense, they are actually discussing whether the child is Zhao Han's, such a jaw-dropping topic.
Is it Zhao Han's?
Zhao Han was lying on the animal skin spread in the temple, and Yang Chan squatted on the side and kept instilling in him the strange truth of "Since you have eaten the wick, then this child should have your blood".
To be reasonable, the child born from the lotus lamp, shouldn't this thing be called "lamp spirit", how did it become a child?
What's more, it didn't crawl out of your belly, it was just created by your hands with the help of luck, and it has no blood relationship with you at all, right?
Zhao Han was also confused at this time, and the plum wine that was originally released by him for breathing on the side was thrown on the ground at this time, lying alone, not even daring to make a light sound, for fear that Zhao Han would turn the target in anger and take it as an example to let Yang Chan know the "truth of the facts".
All right... Plum wine is also spiritual, and the spirituality is not weak, after all, it is a "divine soldier" that slaughtered many demon clans, if Zhao Han takes it as an example, it really has no way to refute it.
But is it Zhao Han's child?
As soon as he thought of this, this magic spear that dared to rush forward in the face of the Heavenly Tribulation couldn't help but shudder.
Among the artifacts and spirits, there may be the kind of guy who is born blank and thinks of his parents when he sees the user, but this thing is definitely not a little bit close to plum wine.
You must know that looking at Mei Zijiu's Gun Soul with the eyes of the righteous path is definitely a magic spear, because the main reason why it can give birth to Lingzhi is that it kills too heavily and inhabits and devours too many broken soul bodies.
What does Devouring Souls represent?
Devour memories!
Plum wine has devoured hundreds of thousands of memories, and his mind has already matured and he can't be ripe anymore, how can he recognize someone else as his father?
If you want a million-slaughtering demonic Gun Soul as your father, it's no easier than cultivating a new Gun Soul.
The plum wine is like this, what about the Baolian lamp in Yang Chan's hand?
You must know that the Baolian lamp is an innate spiritual treasure, and it is a magic lamp used to illuminate the four directions of heaven and earth when the golden crow has not come out since the opening of the sky.
With such a spiritual treasure that has lived longer than most of the great powers in this world, it can actually agree to let a mortal be its father?
IQ, EQ, experience, age, life, interpersonal relationships, and even their own mana are completely beating people who like to be fathers, if this father is a father, the joke will be big.
Don't say anything else, just say that those powerhouses of the same generation as Baolian Lantern in this world, after seeing Zhao Han, how should they be called?
The ancient Buddha who was also born as a lamp spirit and is now the past Buddha of the Western Heavens, do you still want him to call Zhao Han an uncle?
This is all embarrassing, and the cancer is committed!
Embarrassment is still a trivial matter, what if you become the father of the Baolian lamp, but you anger the ancient Buddha and are thrown into the coffin lying in anger?
You must know that in the story, Liu Yanchang's ending is that he was accepted as a disciple by this past Buddha, and God knows how the Buddhist bigwigs who have the magic to the sky and are a generation higher than the current Buddha concocted him......
Looking at Yang Chan in front of her, who seemed to be never angry, Zhao Han made up her mind in her heart, no matter what she said, this "father" was resolutely inappropriate!
The loss of virginity is small, if it is because he was arrested by the big monks at this time to become a monk, then he Zhao Han will lose a lot of money?
In the temple, the patience in Yang Chan's heart was also worn out by Zhao Han, who couldn't help shaking his head, seeing that his "persuasion" again had no results, this "Yangmen Tiger Girl" directly sacrificed the Baolian lamp, looked at Zhao Han with a fierce look and said: "It's useless if you don't agree, anyway, I've already let it out, and when my second brother brings someone to arrest someone, I can't help you."
That being said, but Yang Chan was also quite bumpy in her heart at this time, obviously she had discussed it before, how could it be that when it came to the last title, Zhao Han was stuck here?
Just let you be a "father" and not let you be a son to the lamp spirit, why don't you agree to such a good thing?
The colorful lotus lantern couldn't stop rubbing in Yang Chan's hand, looking at Zhao Han in front of him with his mouth tightly closed, that look of unyielding death, Yang Chan couldn't figure it out at all, and in the end, he could only stare at Zhao Han quite angrily and said, "If you agree, I'll go to another person!" ”
Someone else?
Zhao Han, whose mouth was tightly closed, blinked, and saw him pointing at Yang Chan himself, and then pointing to the sky in the distance, but the smile in his eyes became more and more intense.
If this person said that he could change it, then how could Zhao Han be so big? If he could say that he would change it, then Zhao Han would have gotten the wick from Yang Chan a long time ago, and then went home to play.
I have to say that his appearance of eating Yang Chan is really a little annoying, and Yang Chan, who originally wanted to discuss it again, suddenly pursed his lips and laughed after seeing Zhao Han become this scoundrel.
Pushing Zhao Han to the ground again, Yang Chan put her face in front of Zhao Han, and whispered to him with her eyes: "Do you know, when those people in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall made decisions, they said that one person needs to be trapped between you and me for a hundred years, and the trapped people in these hundred years need to guard the newly born Heavenly Strip to prevent others from tampering with it."
Speaking of this, Yang Chan's head lowered again, leaned her head on Zhao Han's chest and continued: "Originally, this role should be played by me, after all, the lifespan of mortals is very short, so short that they will be reincarnated in less than a hundred years...... But who made me meet you..."
Zhao Han continued to shut up, this time not only shut up, but closed his eyes.
And Yang Chan was not annoyed when she saw his appearance, she just reached out and stroked his face, and then leaned into Zhao Han's ear and whispered: "You said that if I tell my brother to let him use you to replace my place, and when our child saves you in the future, do you think he will agree?" ”
Very naughty, after finishing speaking, Yang Chan also put her little tongue deep and added a bite to Zhao Han's ear.
The pink little tongue has a red color, but it is an exciting spirit for Zhao Hantian.
Earn eyes.
Look up at the sky.
Zhao Han used a lot of force, turned over and pressed Yang Chan under him.
A little helplessness flashed in his eyes, looking at the goddess who was still smiling under him, Zhao Han asked with a wry smile: "Do you want to be so desperate?" ”
"Absolutely?"
Yang Chan threw an eyebrow at him, and then said with a chuckle: "How can there be, it's just a hundred years, and it's over after a few more sleeps."
Besides, if we are stuffy, as immortals, we can naturally separate our faith clones to go outside to breathe, and if we have nothing to do, we can go home to see when the second brother and sister-in-law will reconcile, there are so many interesting things in this world, you can rest assured, you will never be bored"
Speaking of this, Yang Chan covered her mouth as if she had suddenly thought of something, and then pretended to be innocent and said to Zhao Han: "I forgot that you are not an immortal, it seems, maybe, probably you can't use the method of Yuan Shen Differentiation?" ”
After saying this, Yang Chan finally couldn't hold back her laughter.
Playing with her?
Don't want to be a child's father?
Okay, when you're locked up in the space where the new Tiantiao is placed, and you can't get out for hundreds of years, I'll see if you want a "son" to save you!"
Yang Chan was laughing, but Zhao Han couldn't cry or laugh.
Anyway, this "father" is he still decided?
Even if he had the Book of Heaven to ignore all forbidden laws and withdraw at will, if he really did that, would he still want to come to this world in the future?
The wick he brought out is a consumable, this is not a wl's deal, if Zhao Han really does that, it is estimated that the next time he wants the wick, the woman in front of him who is smiling and lying under him will directly turn it into "lamp oil"!
And if you think about it, it doesn't seem like a good idea to be a father to the protagonist?
Not to mention anything else, just the Jin Dan from Taishang Laojun or something, it must be his share, right?
has become the protagonist's father, so when he let his son "steal the pill", he quietly gave him some smoothness, which is finally reasonable, right?
Agarwood eats a few gourds, and you can directly cultivate into an immortal, even if Zhao Han doesn't have such a deep foundation, and he doesn't have the luck of the protagonist, but an innate realm can still be eaten, right?
And also!
You must know that the master of agarwood is a famous monkey!
The seventy-two changes of the earth, or the mental formula of the Nine Turns of Xuangong, he can always get a copy, right?
It seems that there are quite a lot of benefits......
Thinking about it like this, Zhao Han suddenly thought about it, but he didn't directly agree to Yang Chan's meaning, but instead approached Yang Chan's face, and whispered to her with a wicked smile: "It's not impossible to want me to be a child's father."
"You agree?"
The look of surprise flashed in Yang Chan's eyes.
Although she was a little disappointed in her heart, Zhao Han couldn't stand the pain of captivity, but she had already prepared for these things in her heart, and she couldn't say that she, a goddess who could "visit the door" at will, was free outside, but wanted Zhao Han to be locked up in the place where the heavens were hidden, right?
That's a little too embarrassing......
Zhao Han didn't know what Yang Chan thought in his heart, but he didn't want to care about that at this time.
Just when Yang Chan was stunned, Zhao Han kissed him directly, regardless of Yang Chan's struggle under him, Zhao Han kissed him for a long time.
After kissing again, his hand was not honest, and he touched the opening of Yang Chan's clothes.
This time, Yang Chan's eyes widened.
Although it is not the first time that Zhao Han has taken advantage of her, but as blatant as today, Yang Chan found that she still couldn't accept it.
She couldn't accept it, and she bit someone's lip directly!
The pain came, Zhao Han hurriedly closed his mouth, and then saw Yang Chan, who had regained her "ability to speak", glared and said, "Bah, what are you doing!" ”
Zhao Han's eyes rolled up, looked up at the sky and said, "I'm a child's father, what's wrong with making love to your child, isn't this what I deserve?" ”
Yang Chan: "......"