Please, you virtual programmers who think they have a lot of feelings and have good acting skills, can you figure it out? Ding Gong and I am not the judge who scores the actors on the rostrum of the film festival, no matter how realistic your drama is, Ding Gong I can't give you a high score for your performing arts skills, and I don't have the ability to give you the title of Best Actor of the Year with both hands.

This seat is not your father, mother, and mother, all the time, to coax you, spoil you, get used to you, see you crying and coquettish, I want to hold you in my arms, pat the vest, and whisper [lullaby] to you.

At this time, this player who entered the monster camp, Ding Gong with ulterior motives, in order to realize his highly inflated personal ambitions in the game, was also secretly frowning at the moment, forcibly enduring goosebumps and indescribable awkwardness and nausea, and enlightened these unproductive and shameless leader-level monster bosses with a pleasant face and care.

"My poor darlings! My poor hearts! My heart and liver baby spiky meat wow! You have suffered! You have been wronged! Don't cry, don't cry...... Good and obedient! Don't cry, don't cry, your crying hearts are broken...... Don't cry, don't cry...... Don't cry...... Obedient, my sweethearts, wipe your tears and wipe your hands, come on, each person has a fat chicken leg, fragrant fat chicken leg! Fragrant, crispy and delicious fat chicken thighs! Obediently, don't rob, don't make trouble, everyone has it, one for everyone! Be obedient and obedient, wipe your hands clean and then take them, wipe your hands before and after meals, and everyone should pay attention to hygiene......"

Suddenly, these greedy and delicious head-level monster bosses were still tearful and wanted to die or live one moment ago, and the next moment they surrounded them like vicious dogs pounced on food, and looked pitifully at the chicken legs held by the kind and kind Boss Ding, and one by one under the pressure of Ding Cheng's majestic gaze, they reluctantly wiped their hands on the thighs full of curly hair, and then flatteringly stretched out their hands in front of Boss Ding to ask for chicken legs.

Ding Cheng frowned, and agreed to the option of giving away chicken legs, and suddenly, the roasted chicken legs of 30 silver coins were devoured by these head-level monster bosses who knew that crying children had milk to eat, and they ate so much that there were no bones left.

Another 700 Great Qin Coins are gone! You lazy virtual program packages are really a loser, Ding Gong, I have a monthly salary of 20,000 Qin coins, I thought it could be regarded as a white-collar gold collar with a good income, no matter how much you squander it, you can save some wife's capital, who knows, the monsters in this game can eat money so much, if you stay with these greedy monsters for three or five days, the monthly salary is ten times higher, and you can't stand these painful monsters!

Sure enough, the game is addictive, the game is a plaything, Ding Gong and I are such a diligent and thrifty person, such a high self-control, and when it comes to the game, I have become extravagant, giving these monsters good food and drink to coax, and from time to time they also give them bounties, if you don't get the Prancing Horse Gang Cottage to make a big profit, you really can't afford to play this game of eating people and not spitting out bones!

I saw these leader-level monster bosses, after eating the chicken legs, one by one they were satisfied with burping, licking the oil stains on their lips, and putting the fingers that had taken the chicken legs into their mouths to suck and lick, one by one, they clicked and clicked! This virtue ...... At the moment, Ding Cheng really couldn't tell how nauseous he wanted to vomit!

"Come on, come on, ants, come on, the hearts and livers of this seat are gradually baby meat, come and try the mangrove brand high-end cigarettes that we treasure, this is our famous brand cigarettes produced in Heifengling, a pack of cigarettes is full of 3 silver coins! Come on, come on, one per person, don't be polite to this seat! ”

At that moment, Ding Cheng clicked on the option of making a cigarette and sent a cigarette to each leader-level monster, and suddenly, these leader-level monster bosses lit the fire one by one, squinted their eyes, took a deep puff of smoke, and then spit out smoke rings one by one.

I saw the smoke and the smell of smoke. In order to mingle with these monster bosses, so that they can willingly take their younger brothers and sisters to work for their own daywork, Ding Cheng also endured the psychological and physical discomfort, frowned secretly, and forcibly suppressed the bitterness of coughing because of the choking smell of smoke, and spit out smoke rings with a look of enjoyment and intoxication, and said: "Lao Liu, Lao Gao, go on, this month's old task is so difficult, what should I do with the free monsters who patrol them?" Isn't it impossible to fall in love? Isn't the cute little sister going to beat a single? ”

Liu Chen said: "Although the guards are free, they belong to the formal workers of the Heifengling General Village, and the organizational relationship is in the Heifengling General Village, so if they want to get married, they can be certified by the General Village." ”

Gao Dajun continued: "I envy those monsters in the career establishment and administrative establishment! They are all special statuses, and they can marry wives and concubines! Damn, I hate those guys who eat public meals the most, they are all monsters, why can they marry wives and concubines, we can only beat singles! ”

At the moment, a group of boss-level monster bosses are complaining one after another, protesting against the injustice set by the game mastermind.

Liu Chen said again: "Actually, the monsters, players, and NPCs in the career establishment and administrative establishment are not the most awesome, and the monsters that have passed the test of the old moon are the real cows!" Once you open a harem that can be justified and accept wives and concubines, as long as the favorability is reached, you can marry back home justifiably......"

"What if one of the spouses is not organized and cannot issue a marriage certificate?"

"Therefore, it is the best to pass the test of the old moon! As long as you pass the test and get the harem certificate issued by Yue Lao, your spouse can marry him or her without an organization certificate! ”

Suddenly, Ding Cheng was stunned, "What do you call him or her?" Could it be that women can also open a harem in this game? ”

"Of course! As long as you get the harem certificate issued by Yue Lao, both men and women, you can open the harem justifiably, as long as it is the opposite sex who can see it, as long as the other party is willing to marry, you can marry into the door! ”

Suddenly, Ding Cheng was shocked by the extremely painful game setting, how is this Nima garbage game? Can a woman open a harem too? Does this game design department all have green mom syndrome?

Just listened to the side, Yuan Yiyi, who was originally Wen Wen quietly listening to Boss Ding and a group of leader-level monster bosses chatting and talking, listened to Liu Chen's words, and at this time, he couldn't help but start to interject again: "I think back then, the dark gold-level super boss of the Flying Sword Castle, Meng Qianjun, his father opened the harem, married more than 300 beautiful women, and gave birth to countless strange second generations!" ”