"What if it's a free monster? And you bosses, who will give you a letter of introduction? ”

"This, it's more cheating!" Liu Chen sighed: "Those of us who are bosses and parents, one by one, we have to worry about the marriage and love of our younger brothers and sisters, but our own marriage is a big thing, but we have to do what bullshit Yue Lao task, to find Yue Lao's true body in the game world, and after finding him, we have to complete his three tests, which are to measure strength, wisdom, and force, and monsters or players who have passed the test can freely open a harem in the game......"

Ding Cheng was stunned for a moment, Nima can still open a harem in this game? Immediately, he asked, "That's good!" It shows that the mastermind of the system takes good care of us who are the bosses and parents, and allows us to open a harem. ”

Liu Chen said with a sad face: "Boss Ding, you don't know anything!" This game map is so big, but there is only one person in the old moon! Like what Tianlan Continent, Tianfeng Continent, Tianxuan Continent, Tiancheng Continent, Tianluo Continent, Tianhao Continent...... There are more than a thousand continents, and our Black Wind Ridge is just an inconspicuous piece as small as the tip of the little finger in the Tianlan Continent! This month, the old real body wanders around in different continents every day, and I don't know if I have been to our Tianlan Continent, even if I have been to Tianlan Continent, how big is the map of Tianlan Continent? Will he be able to run to our Black Wind Ridge? Can we meet the bosses below level 100 at the silver and gold levels? Even if they can meet each other, the test of the old moon is simply a nightmare-level and hell-level task, who can complete it? ”

Suddenly, Ding Cheng was stunned again, Nima, this monster, what is the Tianlan Continent, the Tianfeng Continent, the Tianxuan Continent, and the Tianxuan Continent, there are always more than a thousand continents, and the bragging is too boundless, right? I've never heard of the five main cities, where are there more than a thousand continents? Devils! Only you game designers will foolishly believe that you game designers have designed virtual programs!

Seeing Liu Chen's sad expression, he sighed and said: "It is said that God opens a window for you, and will close another window. But we, the self-employed owners, who are not big or small, are in trouble, and if we have no organizational relationship, no one will give us a marriage certificate. The younger brothers and sisters below have us self-employed bosses to give them letters of introduction, but those of us who are bosses have to beat up singles one by one! ”

On the side, Gao Dajun also nodded with deep sympathy and said, "Yes!" Although each of our leader-level patrol monster bosses has guns under his command and does not worry about eating and drinking, this emotional life has always been a big problem! If you want to solve the physiological problem, either go to the Qinglou, or buy an aphrodisiac and give it to your sister to secretly drug......"

Ding Cheng's eyes bulged out, and he said, "Isn't there an anti-harassment system?" Can you still use strong medicine? ”

"There is an anti-harassment system, but after drugging the opposite sex, the opposite sex will be full of love, no matter who is with her at this time, it is a couple relationship by default, reasonable communication! However, if you use the drug, there will be side effects, which will cause the strong sister to activate the protest plot, and the system will allow the sister to break away from the management template and defect to set up her own door. That's it, it's just one less laborer. However, once this sister has other demands such as money and equipment, attributes, and true values, the mastermind will definitely support it! At this time, those of us who are bosses will be stripped of a layer of skin alive by the insatiable girls, losing money, equipment, attributes, and true value, and losing a mess! Therefore, for millions of years, no patrol monster boss who is obsessed with lust has dared to use medicine on his sister. ”

"As for the Qinglou, it is also very pit, it is a romantic night, and it actually costs 500 gold coins, who can afford it? We silver-level bosses only have a legal income of about 100 gold coins a year, who is willing to spend so many gold coins, just for the impulse to be cool, just for 12 seconds of passion? It's not worth it at all! ”

"So, it's hard to be a monster, it's even harder to be a three-star monster, and it's even harder to be a three-star patrol monster! And to be a three-star patrol monster leader-level boss, that is, to be both a father and a mother, every day to formulate patrol plans, work plans, various plans, but also to record attendance for his younger brothers and sisters, and to draft, revise various rules and regulations, management regulations, punishment regulations, and manage the lifelong events of younger brothers and sisters, and have to think about how to deduct the benefits, bonuses and overtime pay of younger brothers and sisters, how to drink soldier blood and eat empty salaries reasonably and legally, every day is really an endless Rob heart! ”

"Those of us who are parents and bosses, work hard and busy every day, but our personal problems have not been solved, for millions of years, we are the bosses of small forces such as three-star patrol monsters, one by one, we have been single, seeing our younger brothers and sisters in pairs one by one, sweet and sweet, we can only force our faces and smiles to send blessings!"

But when I turned my back, when the prosperity faded, when the hustle and bustle of the world finally fell silent, whenever midnight came, when the moonlight was like water, in the dead of night, under this brilliant starry sky, facing the bleak autumn wind, looking at the moonlight on the lotus pond, singing about wine, and how much life was? It can only be a toast to invite Mingyue, and there is no blind date for a single drink! Loneliness, boundless loneliness! Emptiness, endless emptiness! This lonely day, no matter how hard it is, can only grit your teeth and endure it silently, silently tell yourself to be strong, silently lick your wounds, and silently hide in the corner alone and cover your face and cry......"

Suddenly, the twenty-four leader-level monster bosses, one by one, all felt the same way, each one was concerned with a short sigh, and one by one they shed sad tears!

That's really ...... Suddenly, Ding Cheng secretly cursed these game design departments that hurt so much, and the brain-dead things in Nima's game design department were not full of panic, not only setting physiological demands for monsters, but also formulating so many rules and regulations for monsters, and setting the personalities of these virtual monsters so emotionally, one by one to complain about the bitterness and emotions of this seat here, and one by one in front of this seat to devote themselves physically and mentally to the emotional drama!

These unpromising leader-level monster bosses cried endlessly, one by one with teary eyes, one by one crying, and one by one they were all looking grief-stricken and desperate to jump off the building.