Chapter 164: Xueba Fruit, Eat One!

"Huh." Zhong Li smiled, she had never seen a student who was so crazy about learning, even if it was the most powerful and powerful student, it was absolutely impossible to guarantee that she could get all the test papers right.

Because the reason why people are human beings is because human beings have feelings, there will be mistakes, and every person has errors, so there are no such certain things.

"Okay, write it now, not only do you not have to be punished, but I also apologize to you." The English teacher satisfied Jiang Feng's stubbornness and prepared to start the class.

Hou Junao looked at Jiang Feng with a few eyes, I don't know why, they always feel that Jiang Feng can do it, but this is too crazy, when did they have such confidence in Jiang Feng, you must know that Jiang Feng belongs to the group and no one dares to ask for his English homework answers.

"Can I go to the bathroom? Just 2 minutes. Jiang Feng said the last sentence, still with such a humble and arrogant attitude, but what he said was very crazy.

"Go ahead!" Zhong Li is not worried at all, their teacher in the third year of high school is also an old fritter, basically all the homework can not find the original test paper on the Internet, the questions are scrambled or the options are changed, if you want to check the correct answer, unless you are fast against the sky, it is basically a waste of time.

The magic is one foot high and one foot high, after knowing that the students have mobile phones, the teachers must have protective measures, Zhong Li completely confidently let Jiang Feng go to the bathroom, you can't hide the standard answer in the bathroom, right?

However, Jiang Feng didn't think about it so much at all, rushed to the bathroom with his head held high and closed the door directly, leaving Chen Hongming with a confused face, this Nima really hurts his brain, he originally had to do so many planes when he stood in one class, and he went to the bathroom seriously? Scared to pee? Confessed?

They couldn't figure out why Jiang Feng was about to pee his pants since he was so scared, so why bother to contradict the teacher like this?

"System, buy a fruit!" Jiang Feng, who came to the bathroom, naturally did not have an urgency to urinate, but directly wanted to prove himself, anyway, learning English is not a disadvantage, let's eat fruit!

"May I ask what kind of fruit do you want from the host?"

"Xueba fruit!"

"The fruits of the students are divided into the fruits of elementary linguistics, elementary mathematics, and elementary English......" The rhythm of the system should be long.

Jiang Feng stopped it directly: "Hey, didn't you say that if you have a good Xueba fruit, you will be able to do it?" Why do you need to choose one subject at a time? ”

"You are stupid to me, if you can do anything, then what do you need to do with the fruit of primary music knowledge? Isn't the fruit of Xueba covered in it? ”

"That's right." Jiang Feng thought to himself that the routine system was impossible, and he also felt that if he was proficient in all subjects, wouldn't it be a big profit, as long as he had 1,000 points, he could become an invincible scholar, and he was the one who knew astronomy and geography.

Yo-yo point is a bastard, use it up and earn it again! Jiang Feng quickly spent the yo-yo points that he had just earned.

"The host has purchased the Fruit of Elementary Skill-based Knowledge: the Fruit of English Learning! Remaining Points: 200 Points! ”

"A good chat!" Jiang Feng complained in Nanjing, and he didn't look at what the fruit in his hand looked like, he swallowed the dates and ate them directly, of course, not in the toilet, but by the sink, otherwise he was afraid of throwing up, high school students were under pressure, and peeing would inevitably shoot in the wind and fly freely, resulting in a lot of stinky in the toilet.

"What about knowledge?" Jiang Feng felt empty in his head, and was a little skeptical that the system had given a bad fruit.

"Did you turn on your skills?" The sound of the system is somewhat ambiguous.

"Hold the grass, come here at a critical moment!!" Jiang Feng thought of one of the most fucked-up things, that is, the skill CD of the accumulation type knowledge skill type fruit was a bit long, it would take a month, and if you wanted to hurry, you could only ...... Sing that daddy song.

At...... Singing in the toilet? Crazy!

Jiang Feng now doesn't have the domineering in front of the English teacher at all, in front of this song, he is cowardly, because this song has been listed as a banned song by the third middle school, and his original singer no longer leads the trend.

At this time, Feng Tianxiang also came to relieve himself during class, and this dirty pigtail brother was startled when he saw Jiang Feng alone in the toilet in a daze: "Hold the grass, my brother, why do you stand and don't pee?" ”

"Are you acquainted with you?" Jiang Feng is in a bad mood? This Feng Tianxiang's self-familiar appearance made Jiang Feng very unhappy.

"Yes, Brother Feng is awesome." Feng Tianxiang didn't get angry with his old face, and probably thought that he couldn't beat Jiang Feng or slip Jiang Feng.

"I'll have a cigarette and sing you a song." Jiang Feng patted him on the shoulder, and he was so frightened that he shook his hand directly.

"I'm Cao...... Are you Temoth!! Do I know you well? Feng Tianxiang hurriedly wiped his pants as if he didn't see it, and then pulled the zipper back in a rage.

He has been rampant in school for so many years, and he has never encountered such an embarrassing thing! Just asking for cigarettes and singing for such an inexplicable reason? What a strange thing this man is! Such a strange thing is said to have soaked in the school flower?? Oh my God!

"Son, son, I'm your father~" Jiang Feng didn't want to smoke a cigarette first, so he sang directly.

"Daddy's daddy's name

Daddy's dad is called grandpa

What is the name of grandpa's son,

Grandpa's son is called Daddy! ”

“…… Are you going to fight? Feng Tianxiang turned around and touched his dreadlocks, he couldn't bear it anymore, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight with Jiang Feng.

And he also patiently listened to Jiang Feng finish singing, singing so loudly in the toilet made him even want to laugh a little, until he reacted that Jiang Feng was scolding Feng Tianxiang for being his son, and it was the second time he had heard Jiang Feng sing such an insulting song.

"I'm not free today, I'll make an appointment next time! Next time, please smoke! Jiang Feng wanted to shake hands with him, but he shook his head in disgust when he thought about it, shook his head and left.

"Hey, bastard, where are you going? What kind of airplane did you just do in the toilet? ! Feng Tianxiang felt that he was simply there, and he made up his mind to prepare to go head-to-head with the first-class athletes in the sports class, but the result was ...... Run...... Ran away?

The knowledge fruit of the primary English scholar is equivalent to the level of English major level 8, and it is the level of electronic computing, there will be no mistakes at all, Jiang Feng saw the English words after he arrived in the classroom, as kind as seeing his mother tongue, I felt that I had been babbling for the past 18 years, and today I suddenly became able to speak!

Multiple choice questions are like picking up things, reading comprehension is like reading a fairy tale for a primary school student, and filling in the blanks is a complete insult to his IQ! Hou Junao next to him was stunned: "Are you stinking...... It's so fast, don't be all right, it's good if it's not all wrong. ”

10 minutes later, Jiang Feng interrupted Zhong Li's class, Zhong Li also got into a deal with Jiang Feng today, and stopped lecturing to help Jiang Feng correct.

At first, the red pen in her hand was still very stable, but later, her pupils dilated, and Xue Jiacheng in the front row couldn't help but pad her ass and look at it, and found that Zhong Li hadn't crossed it yet!!!

I know the result from the teacher's expression and Jiang Feng's desireless master expression, but no one wants to admit it, Mom, this brother is the "god" with a score of 45 in the English test!

“Ho .did .you. Do .it? Zhong Li looked at Jiang Feng with a solemn look in her eyes, and deliberately tested him in English.

“. take. its. course.(Go with the flow)"