Chapter 163: English Homework (Ten Thousand Rewards for Haokeng HBVHJ)
Chapter 163: English Homework (Ten Thousand Rewards for Haokeng HBVHJ)
Seeing such a clean and sweet face, Jiang Feng kissed it directly, and then poured it on the comfortable pillow, which was beautiful.
"Scoundrel, what are you doing!" Jiang Xiaoye was startled by Jiang Feng's sudden small sit-ups, and after feeling the wetness of his left cheek, his face flushed with anger, and he pulled out Jiang Feng's pillow and hit him in the face.
"It's not...... Why are you so close to me, I thought you wanted to insult me. Jiang Feng hurriedly put on a big pair of pants, quickly put on the shorts and T-shirt, Xiao Ye covered his face and didn't look at it, but he didn't admit defeat:
"I don't want to insult you! You're the one who insulted me! I'm going to wash my face, it's dirty! ”
"Wow, I hate your brother." Jiang Feng touched his dry lips, probably making his sister feel very uncomfortable, but it's okay, who made her want to eat her own tofu?
You must know that Jiang Feng sleeps naked every day, and the door is not locked, and if he locks it, Xiao Ye will think that he is doing something sneaky in the room, he is upright, how can he let his sister fall behind.
This leads to the fact that as long as he sleeps lazily, Xiaoye can go directly to bed and call him......
"What did you do last night, I haven't finished my homework!" Jiang Xiaoye pointed to the homework on Jiang Feng's desk that had not been cleaned up and asked.
“…… Eh, this ......" Jiang Feng still has the sound of DJ's "alone" in his head now, and as for homework or something, he has long forgotten about it.
"Your teacher doesn't scold you?"
"Scolding."
"That ......"
"I'm thick-skinned."
"It's really thick enough, but fortunately it's not my own brother."
"Don't talk nonsense, call me brother in the future! Don't do it every day, cousin, cousin! ”
"You're too vegetable! My brother won't be scolded by the teacher. Jiang Xiaoye held her head high, and the clean school uniform looked like a work of art on her.
"Okay, you can solve the breakfast yourself, I won't help you."
"I'm going to buy xiaolongbao myself to eat!"
"Whatever you want!" Jiang Feng turned over and continued to sleep, Jiang Xiaoye is so old, he can't even have the ability to buy breakfast by himself, right?
As a result, when he got up, he found a bowl of porridge and mustard on the table...... God, for convenience, Jiang Xiaoye only drank a bowl of porridge for breakfast, and then ate it with a bag of mustard for five cents, so simple, if such a girl can be a wife, it is absolutely amazing.
Now it is a rare species to be able to eat such a breakfast so casually, students are becoming more and more pampered, or skip breakfast, if you eat, you will never eat so casually, and it is such a clean and beautiful girl, it stands to reason that you should order a xiaolongbao and a bowl of sweet soy milk in a big breakfast shop to eat deliciously, rather than being willing to make do with simple water porridge + mustard at home.
So Jiang Feng felt that this was very easy to do, if his future wife was also so trouble-free, he would wake up laughing in his dreams.
Jiang Feng ate even a little better than his sister, he had an extra salted gourd fried edamame, this dish is a perfect match with Qingshui porridge in summer, I don't know how happy I am to eat.
……
Monday morning 2nd period, English class.
Jiang Feng was asked by the English teacher Zhong Li to stand in front of the blackboard in the back row because he was all wrong in the multiple-choice questions of his English homework on the weekend, which was a big punishment for a student, and Jiang Feng's head was blank for a moment.
Jiang Feng, who was already standing, spoke: "Teacher, there's no need for this, I can't even hold a book at the end of the stand, just stand on the seat and listen carefully." ”
HE KNEW THAT HE WAS AT A LOSS, BECAUSE HE ONLY DID MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTIONS IN HIS ENGLISH HOMEWORK, AND HE FILLED IT IN CASUALLY IN THE MORNING, AND THEN HE DIDN'T EXPECT ZHONG LI TO APPROVE IT SO QUICKLY, AND JIANG FENG DIDN'T GUESS ANY OF THEM, IT IS ESTIMATED THAT ZHONG LI DIDN'T READ THE CORRECT ANSWER LATER, AND DIRECTLY MADE A BIG CROSS.
Zhong Li is a 43-year-old teacher, and she also belongs to the outbreak of menopause, she is very strict with her students, but because it is English homework, Jiang Feng has no problem with several crane tail homework, everyone understands, English homework has always been the most convenient to copy, and today she was caught.
Chen Hongming paid silent condolences to Jiang Feng, his bar adaptability was obviously better than Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng went home and went to sleep directly, but this brother still had time to finish his homework, which avoided such an embarrassing scene today.
Everyone looked at Jiang Feng, would Jiang Feng be so obedient? It's impossible.,Standing in front of the blackboard hurts their self-esteem just thinking about it.,Students in other classes will see it when they go to the toilet or something.,One pass ten to hundred.,Standing in the position everyone thinks you're answering questions.,But standing at the end is an obvious punishment for standing up.。
And according to Jiang Feng's recent performance, students who are not even afraid of Grandma Liu are afraid of English teachers?
"You're a teacher, I'm a teacher???? What do I want you to teach me? Zhong Li slapped the long ruler of the math teacher Grandma Liu on the table and said angrily.
"Teachers have a bottom line, and students have a bottom line." Jiang Feng is neither humble nor arrogant, he is very bold now, and he is even more confident after dating Lin Long, he feels that he should become different from before, because he is Jiang Xiaoye's brother, and he can't live up to the trust of his sister control system.
"Hey, just stand for 40 minutes, bear with me." Hou Junao pretended to squat down to pick up the eraser, but in fact, he poked Jiang Feng's leg with a pen and said in a low voice.
"Then what should you do if you don't do your homework? Is it to contradict the teacher and eat punishment? Give up your studies and get out of here as soon as possible! ”
"No, I wrote it."
"Write whatever I want, when I'm a fool can't see it??? I think you're too self-righteous!! Believe it or not, I can't even make it to your school celebration! Zhong Li directly tore up Jiang Feng's English test paper.
Jiang Feng's eyelids jumped, if he had estimated that he would have sweated in fright before, and provoked a main teacher into a rage, this is not a good thing for any student, the best result is to punish and write a review, and the worst result is to eat the punishment, and then stay on your file forever.
"Faith, Mr. Zhong, I just don't want to stand at the back, I didn't admit my mistake." Jiang Feng said euphemistically, isn't it just homework nonsense, it is necessary to stand for 40 minutes? That's uncomfortable.
"Then let's do it again, you stand on the seat first, and re-do the multiple-choice questions on this test paper, and let you sit down if you are more than half, and if you are less than half, you will be punished for standing in front of the blackboard for a whole class in the next class!" Zhong Li threw out a blank test paper and passed it from Yang Wei's side to Jiang Feng's desk one by one, and when they turned around, they all winked at Jiang Feng, signaling not to go too far, after all, Zhong Li held a position in the Youth League Committee, and Jiang Feng had no benefit from offending the English teacher.
"Shhh...... How can it be ......" Li Decai patted his forehead, Jiang Feng's English score is the kind of 120 points and 45 points, and half of the multiple-choice questions are correct? Dream.
"Go and stand in the back, it's been 10 minutes since this class!" Xue Jiacheng gestured to Jiang Feng in front of him.
Whoever looks at it is better to finish this class, just admit it obediently.
Zhong Li's eyes are deep, her hands are on her waist, and her menopausal irritability is fully revealed.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Feng actually laughed, and Zhong Li was startled when he exited: "Okay, Mr. Zhong, if I'm all right, you won't let me stand in the future, do you think it's okay?" ”
The class was silent!
Is this crazy?