Chapter 375: "The Battle of the Five Armies"

After the email was sent, Hoggist fell into a nervous, anxious, but slightly anticipatory state of excitement. Of course, he didn't expect Li Wei's descendants to be an unmarried girl who was captivating the country and the city to take the initiative to give him a hug, but he just learned such a shocking "historical truth", and the other party is the descendant of the protagonist.

It's a pity that I waited for nearly an hour and didn't receive any reply, during which there were two new email reminders, but it was a wonderful content push on Tumblr.

The waiting process was too long, even the three beauties in the upstairs living room were already impatient to wait, Morrize opened the door of the basement and walked down the stairs, "Big brother, don't you want to pick a pair of shoes for so long, and you haven't picked out your favorite one for more than an hour?" Do you want me to give you a staff officer? ”

Hougist glanced at the time on his phone, it had indeed been more than an hour, and he said to himself with a little displeasure: "No, it should be noon in China now, why didn't you see my email?" ”

"What do you say? Who are you emailing quietly? There are three beautiful women waiting for you upstairs, and you are hiding in the basement to send emails to others? I'm going to tell my sister! You've got a new love! Moriz was very dissatisfied when she heard Haugist's words.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm emailing the sneaker designer, and one of the sneakers for this Christmas war looks like it was designed by my fellow countryman!" Hoggist explained.

"You fellow? Vegasians? There are so many excellent designers in Vegas, is there anything special about this? Do you have to contact in person? Moritz asked, puzzled.

"Of course my fellow countryman is Chinese! He seems to have come from a mysterious dynasty in ancient times, just like me, and the kingdom we came from was destroyed in the thirteenth century, and it is rare to meet an old man, so I want to confirm with him personally," Haugistel pulled Molize, "and you don't understand so much, but the history of China is very long!" Let's take a look at my shoes! ”

Molise glanced at the four pairs of shoes carefully selected by Hougist on the table, and asked in surprise, "It took you so long to narrow down the range to four pairs?" Are you asking me to help you choose one of the four? ”

"Of course it's not one of the four, but the Box Palace!" Hoggist clenched his fists in imitation of a leopard's head.

"Box Palace? What do you mean? Are you sure you're speaking Chinese? Moriz looked confused.

"Of course, 'box' is the 'box' of the box, and 'palace' is the 'palace' of the palace, you should know these two words, right?" At this time, Shao Jingzhu also walked down the stairs, blushed and said, "You two don't come out for a long time below, my sister asked me to come down to see if you are ...... Isn't it doing something shameful! Now that idols have already used the stalk of 'Box Palace', it seems that it is a good thing for me to disturb you! I'm so sorry! ”

"I do know the word box palace, but what does it mean when put together? I've never heard the word before, does it mean a palace in a box? Does it refer to architectural models? Does this have anything to do with shame? Moriz still couldn't figure out what the word meant.

"Idol, you're naughty enough, this esoteric stalk will never understand if you don't often browse domestic forums! What do you mean by that to Sister Grace? Shao Jingzhu glanced at Haugist, and then explained to Moliz: "This is not a word, and it cannot be understood from the meaning of Chinese words, how can I explain it to you?" Hmmm......"

Shao Jingzhu looked around for a while, and when he saw Hoggist's computer, he directly opened "Jiupin Sesame Official" on the video website

In this classic work of Stephen Chow, I directly found the leopard played by Xu Jinjiang and pressed the pause button on the head of Stephen Chow and said I want it all, pointed to the screen and said to Molize: "Look, the box palace represents this picture!" ”

“…… Are you sure? How can I not see it at all? Moriz stared at the screen for a long time.

"Hmm...... Then look at it again! Shao Jingzhu thought about it, opened the drawing tool on the computer, and wrote down the two big characters of the box palace with the thickest brush, and explained while writing, "You see that the 'person' on the top of the word 'box' is like the hat of this official, the 'one' is like his one-word eyebrows, the 'mouth' is his face, the 'dish' below is like the beard of this official, the 'palace' of the word '宀' is like the waiter's hat, the small 'mouth' is equivalent to his face, and the big 'mouth' is equivalent to his body, can you see it when I say this?" ”

"I finally understood, this is simply the pinnacle of abstraction! A picture can be reflected in two words, are you Chinese netizens so talented? Moriz watched Shao Jingzhu vividly depict the picture in the movie with just a few strokes, and couldn't help but admire it.

"It's not just the word box palace, this movie screenshot has deduced countless works, abstraction, post-impressionism, realism, fauvism, and versions of various art genres! Hupu's netizens are the most talented! Shao Jingzhu proudly introduced, "Then can you tell why idols say to you, 'I want them all'?" ”

"Do you think he wants all three of us?" Morize pointed sideways to the sneakers on the table, "He's got all four pairs of shoes!" How is it, is there still a faint disappointment in your heart? ”

"Of course...... No, these four pairs of shoes are so beautiful, idol, are you going to wear these four pairs of shoes to fight the Christmas war? Shao Jingzhu diverted the topic.

"That's right, four pairs of shoes, exactly one pair of shoes, just so angry!" "Come open the door for me, and I'll put these four shoes in the car." ”

"Wait!" Shao Jingzhu picked up another pair of pink sneakers, "Bring this pair with you too, and wear it during warm-up training!" ”

"Five pairs of shoes for the Christmas war, there is no one before and after the ancients! Should netizens complain about me for putting on a show, right? Hougist sighed.

Shao Jingzhu said proudly: "Who made our idols have good football skills and good looks!" Appearance is justice, and being handsome means that you can do whatever you want! Who is not convinced? It's useless to be unconvinced, you still can't fight for strength, don't you say it's annoying? Hahahaha! ”

"You big girl, can you not smile so heartily, like a happy twist Ma Li!" Hoggist complained.

"What do you know, I'm exactly 'Chinese sons and daughters have many strange ambitions, don't love red clothes and love arms'! Who says girls can't be heroic? Shao Jingzhu threw the pink sneakers into the trunk, and walked back to the living room with a white look.

"It seems that Xiaozhu is not only innocent, but also a little spicy! You're a kid with a lot of luck! Molise raised her pink fist and pounded Haugist's chest.

Hoggist pursed his lips, "Come on, it's hard to say whether it's a blessing or a curse!" Let's go upstairs! I'm going to recharge for tomorrow's game! ”

Although Christmas is a major holiday for Westerners, and people have to take time off to spend time at home with their families, the nature of the player's job dictates that Hoggist needs to put on a wonderful show for millions of fans who are on vacation at home, so everyone no longer bothered Hougist, and they all went to bed early with him.

Hougist is very happy to play the Clippers in the Christmas game, because at least the fatigue of the trip is at Staples Arena at home and away, and in Los Angeles, at Staples, whether home or away, the Lakers' home court is always the only thing that can be comforting him in this month's Devil's schedule.

After getting up the next day, Haugist checked his mailbox as soon as possible, and there was still no reply from the designer, but Joseph sent two fashion endorsement contracts for him to consider as soon as possible. Arriving at the arena in the afternoon, Hougist first borrowed a small cart from the security guard, and then carried his five pairs of sneakers from the trunk onto the trolley and pushed them to the locker room.

Those reporters waiting outside the players' tunnel to capture the handsome entrance photos of the Christmas game players were stunned, how handsome and how the other players in the Christmas game were dressed, Kobe Bryant who walked in front was wearing a straight suit, baroque leather shoes were shiny and shiny, and silver reflective sunglasses showed a superstar style, but the Hoggist who followed behind was still wearing a fancy sportswear, pushing a small cart full of sneakers, looking like a courier brother, a courier "little brother" with a height of nearly 7 feet!

So reporters from all walks of life raised their long guns and short cannons to frantically capture Haugist, for fear of missing such a once-in-a-lifetime weird shot. Hoggist was not ashamed, and took the initiative to stop posing and pose to take pictures with reporters, and even pulled Randle behind him to take a group photo after seeing Randle, who was wearing a handsome suit like Kobe Bryant and combing his hair into an adult.

Randall didn't see that it was Hoogist, so he was startled and hurriedly shouted, "Security, where is the security?" Whoever put this worker in, it's too dangerous! ”

"Don't let me in, do you want to lose tonight?" Hougist scolded angrily.

"Who? Haugist? Why do you dress like this? Still pushing a pickup truck? Is this a Christmas present you're going to give us? Only then did Randall see that this "worker" was actually Hougist.

"You are not a Li-Ning contracted player, even if I give you sneakers, can you wear them?" Hougist pushed the trolley and continued to the locker room.

"Do you have to wear so many shoes for tonight's game?" Randall asked as he chased after him to help Hougist push the cart together.

"That's right, guess what, Li Ning prepared 20 different colors of Christmas boots for me to choose, I picked and chose too many good-looking, I didn't know which pair to wear, I simply picked five pairs of good-looking, warm-up training to wear a pair, and then a pair for each game, it's so capricious!" Hougist said smugly with an eyebrow.

"I'll go, are you treated so well in Li Ning?" Randall looked envious, "I probably won't get this treatment in my entire career at Nike, eh...... Do you think if I sign Li Ning, will I have a chance to produce signed shoes? ”

"Hmm...... It depends on your own level, if you can put in brilliant stats or amazing performances, signing shoes is not a problem! Hougist patted his chest and reassured.

Randall just showed a confident smile, and suddenly became interested again, "Forget it, no matter how big your weight is, you are a brand spokesperson at best, who the company signs you may be a little useful for, but if you can't come up with signed shoes, how can you count?" I'd better stop dreaming, I'm afraid that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment! ”

"It's okay, I understand your strength, I believe in you, as long as you work hard, you will definitely be recognized by everyone in a season or two, I believe that you can definitely become my Pippen, and create the next legend of the Purple Lakers with me!" Hougist patted Randall on the shoulder in relief.

Although Randle didn't know that Hoggist was also a minority shareholder of Li Ning, Hoggist only had the right to endorse contracts for other players, and he really couldn't force the launch of signed shoes based on his personal likes and dislikes regardless of the player's popularity.

However, Hoggist likes Randle's mentality, as the so-called soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and the ultimate goal of an NBA player should be the championship trophy, but the signed sneakers and 2K values are also important, because it represents the level of recognition of a player by fans and the market, and it is possible to push yourself further with such ambitions. So Hoggist didn't hesitate to make up his mind to help Randle become an All-Star caliber player.

Hougist doesn't intend to reveal this decision to Randall too soon, and sometimes excessive expectations can also crush a person, so Horgist thinks that letting Randle thrive without knowing it is the best way to do it. The two laughed and entered the locker room, and Hougist moved five large shoeboxes into the lockers, and his teammates were equally shocked.

Kobe Bryant seemed to be a little unconvinced, "Huh? Looks like I'm really old! I didn't know that you young people still have this kind of play, five pairs of sneakers? Are you going to wear them one by one in this game? ”

Several other teammates also gathered around, wanting to hear Hoggist's answer, Hoggist smiled and nodded, "That's right, I told Julie just now, a pair of warm-ups, a pair of each of the four quarters, amazing!" ”

"Amazing, your new shoes don't run in and get used to it, don't you go straight to your feet, aren't you afraid of affecting your state? What if it affects your startup speed or flexibility to change direction? Jeremy Lin asked worriedly.

Hoggist was even more proud, "The density of the cushioning material of my signature shoes is what I have adjusted with the designer, and this density is just right for the feet, and you can directly achieve the state required by the game, but the shortcomings are also obvious, that is, the cushioning effect decays too quickly, and I have to change to a new pair every game, and if I encounter a game like Thunder, the score is so anxious that I vomit blood, basically I can only last about half a game." ”

"Five pairs of shoes in a game is simply the level of "The Hobbit 3 Battle of the Five Armies", no matter what your real purpose is, in the eyes of the fans, you can't take off your pompous hat!" Jeremy Lin sighed.