Chapter 376: The Story of Chinese Nicknames
"That's right, the fans should remember these five pairs of sneakers, because each pair is full of the designer's painstaking efforts, and I wear their shoes to show my respect for these designers, and the fans remember these sneakers is also a sign of respect for the designer." Hoggist is the right color.
Jeremy Lin smiled and shook his head, "Damn, I can't refute your righteous words!" ”
Although Kobe Bryant was also laughing with everyone, he finally restrained his smile and reminded Hogist: "This Clippers are not the strength of the Chinese game, don't take it lightly!" ”
"Don't worry! Isn't this because you're in the array, and you can't be wrong! Can the Clippers be stronger than the Thunder no matter how strong they are? "Hoggist is still showing a very relaxed mentality.
"That's not easy to say, you know, the Clippers' point guard is more than a star and a half stronger than the Thunder's point guard, Westbrook's tactics are fierce and invincible, but Paul is a real brainer, he is the same as you, he is the kind of person who can easily find the opponent's defensive loopholes, otherwise the Clippers will not be able to become an empty city." Hoggist's attitude made Kobe Bryant feel unreassured.
"Then don't worry about Paul's pass in front of me? I'll just confiscate the ball! Hoggist put on the pink sneakers selected by Shao Jingzhu, tightened his shoelaces and stood up and moved, "Yes, it feels just right, let's go on the court to warm up, although the audience is looking forward to a tense and intense game from beginning to end, but I don't want to give my opponent too many chances, it's best to play the game in the first quarter." ”
There are already a lot of spectators on the sidelines, although they are also Los Angeles teams, but the number of Lakers fans is far greater than the Clippers, and tonight is the Lakers' home court, and the stands have become a sea of purple and gold. Seeing the Lakers players running out of the tunnel en masse, the fans began to cheer, and suddenly the names of Kobe Bryant and Hougist were constantly shouted at the Staples Center.
Hoggist and Kobe waved to the crowd on the sidelines, and Reed gave kisses to his two girlfriends behind the bench. Hoggist secretly sighed: "Louis is really free and easy, he dares to openly bring his two girlfriends, expose them to the spotlight, and is not afraid of media reports...... Well, it seems that the word thick-skinned is more appropriate......"
Compared to the Lakers' super popularity, the Clippers came to the second half of the warm-up with only sporadic cheers, and only a few fans were calling Paul and Griffin's names. However, to Hogist's surprise, there was a Chinese fan wearing a little Jordan jersey in the stands on the first floor, shouting "Uncle Huang!" for little Jordan who was showing off fancy dunks in the court. ”
"Haha, this eighty percent is another tiger pounce netizen, it's so funny!" Haugist almost laughed out of the pig call, "I came to the United States to call Little Jordan's Chinese nickname in person, rich people are so happy!" ”
"What are you giggling at the other side with the ball and not shooting?" Jeremy Lin leaned in and frowned and asked, "What does that person mean by 'Uncle Huang'?" It can't be Pornography, right? What a sin, I hope God can forgive him! ”
"Relax a little my brother, although it is good that you can follow the faith and be a devout Christian, but sometimes you are too nervous about this aspect, let me ask you, have you heard of the classic Chinese masterpiece "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?" Hogist asked with a smile.
"Romance of the Three Kingdoms? You know, Wei, Shu and Wu are competing for hegemony in the Three Kingdoms! I also played the lawn mower game "Warriors of the Three Kingdoms" from Japan! Lin nodded.
"That's right, since you know "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and have played "Warriors of the Three Kingdoms", then Liu Bei should always know, right?" Hogist reminded.
Jeremy Lin said proudly: "Liu Bei is the lord of Shu and has two brothers, Zhang Yu and Guan Fei!" Zhang Yu is still Taiwanese! The three of them are Taoyuan and three righteousness, not seeking to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day and month of the same year. ”
“…… Big brother, have you really played Warriors of the Three Kingdoms? Even the name of the person is wrong, Liu Guanzhang is Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, or Zhang Yu Guan Fei? Liu Bei and Zhang Yu Guan Fei Taoyuan three righteousness, are they three righteousness at Taipei Taoyuan Airport? Hougist looked at Jeremy Lin helplessly, "Your Chinese level has improved, but the knowledge of history and culture still needs to be supplemented!" ”
"I just remember that Liu Guanzhang is called Yu and Fei, I really don't know who is called what, but what does this have to do with the 'Uncle Huang' that person called? Ah~ I remember, sometimes Liu Bei is called Uncle Liu Huang in the game, but what does this have to do with DeAndrew? ”
"Because Liu Bei is the emperor's uncle from the backup relationship, everyone respectfully calls him Uncle Liuhuang, China filmed "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" again two years ago, and Liu Bei's actor in the play looks very similar to DeAndrew, so now domestic real fans like to call DeAndrew Uncle Huang. But this localized nickname DeAndre must not be understood, and that person is clearly here to tease him! Hogist explained.
"Domestic fans and netizens are really creative, I don't know if Kobe Bryant has any localized nicknames?" Jeremy Lin was interested and asked curiously.
"Uh...... Well, this ......" Haugist was a little speechless for a while, nicknames for this kind of thing, thinking of a majestic will generally be very middle two, but if you make a ridiculous or clear black nickname, it will be too easy, known as 6 billion Komi has given Kobi "Peter Pan" and "Boss" for so many years, such as "Volute", "Milan Little Blacksmith", "Three Yanghua Two Gai", "Four Yanghua Three Iron" and other ridicule and black nicknames are numerous, Hougist really can't introduce Jeremy Lin.
After thinking about it for a while, Hoggist suddenly thought of the tiger pounce on the stalk of the Mamba family, so the embarrassment on his face receded, and a playful smile appeared again, "Kobe's nickname 'Black Mamba' is very loud in China, and we don't need to give him another localized nickname, but 'Mamba' itself has become the inspiration for domestic fans to give players nicknames!" Up to now, a growing Mamba family has been formed, with Huang Mamba Brandon. Roy, Red Mamba Matt. Bonner, White Manba Bryan. Scala Brian ......"
"I know all of this! Isn't this also a nickname given by American netizens? Jeremy Lin dissented.
"Listen to me, these are from the Americans, but there are more to come!" Hoggist waved his hand, "Corey. Brewer, because he always has a warm smile on his face, is known as the laughing mamba in China; Harden is known as the Fat Mamba because of his size and special preferences; Green Army Smart, because the shooting is particularly iron, and the iron has been refined into steel, so it is called the steel mamba; Lawson was arrested for drunk driving, so they all called him Drunken Mamba or Drunken Mamba; Wiggins of the Timberwolves, because he was born with a giant mouth and is 6-foot-8 tall but does not like to fight for rebounds, has two nicknames, Mouth Mamba and Health Mamba; Rudy. Guy is also called Gay Mamba in China because of his name; In fact, Kehuai also has a nickname for Mamba, because fans see that he has been smiling on the court and always has a paralyzed expression, so he calls him a robot mamba; And the most powerful one is the Spurs' 'Time Lord' Kyle. Anderson, his Mamba title in China is the most special, known as 'Really Slow'! ”
Hoggist introduced so many mambas in one breath, and when he heard Jeremy Lin, he was confused, and he thought about it for a long time before he figured out the previous nicknames, but in the end, this real Mamba Ander Forest Shuhao was never able to understand, so he asked Haugist, "Is Anderson better than everyone else, why do you call him a real mamba?" ”
"You have to think about it in combination with your personal characteristics! Anderson's movements are really slow, right? So the really slow mamba is 'really slow-ba'! Hoggist smiled brightly, as if he had forgotten that he had just been educated by this "really slow ba" at the beginning of the month.
"It's so slow!" Jeremy Lin suddenly realized, "Eh, after talking for so long, do I have any localized nicknames in China?" ”
"Didn't Adi arrange for you to go to China for activities in the summer? Didn't they tell you a thing or two? Hogist asked curiously.
Jeremy Lin shook his head, "This is really not, isn't my nickname good, didn't they dare to say it?" ”
"The loudest nickname you call is 'Lin Crazy', there's nothing bad to say, you really need a loud nickname, why don't you let me give you one!" Hoggist scratched his chin and thought for a moment, "You love to play Dota 2 so much, how about calling you an Internet addict teenager?" ”
"No, it's not loud at all, it sounds so silly, you can change it for me!" Jeremy Lin was very unhappy with the casual and perfunctory nickname of Hougist.
"This needs to be inspired, don't worry, wait for me to think about it for a few more days, how about I think about it for you before the All-Star Rating?" Hoggist didn't have any ideas for a while.
"All-stars? It's February next year, so it's too long, right? Lin complained.
Hoggist suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Yes, I have been talking to you about the creativity of domestic netizens for a long time, and we can completely post to you in Hupu to solicit screen names!" Let's see what kind of screen name Hupu netizens can give you, maybe you can also join the Mamba family? Like the hairstyle mamba? ”
"Hairstyle Mamba? It has nothing to do with my skills! Lin was still not satisfied.
"I'm just giving an example, Hupu's netizens must be more creative than me! Rest assured! Hougist patted Jeremy Lin on the shoulder.
"How long do you two have to talk in Chinese?" Can you start warming up in earnest? Bryant shouted from the sidelines.
Hoggist raised his hand near the halfway line to shoot a three-pointer, raised his hand and signaled to Kobe: "Sorry, I'll start training now!" ”
And this three-point shot also made the fans on the sidelines scream, and Kobe Bryant muttered secretly: "How did this kid move Stephen's set in Oracle to Staples, he is still young and frivolous!" ”
As time went on, crowds began to enter the arena and gradually filled the entire Staples Center arena. At the same time, after the Lakers' warm-up workout, Horgist walked to the players' tunnel with his teammates, when an exaggerated tattooed long arm stretched out from the side of the player's tunnel, and the owner of the long arm shouted in a familiar voice: "Hey, strong man!" ”
The voice and long arms successfully attracted Hoggist's attention, and when he looked up, he saw that it was indeed an old acquaintance, Brandon, who had been hit by him into a pneumothorax back then. Ingram! Hougist suddenly remembered that Qiu Jingli had said that the manager company had reached a tacit understanding with Ingram's parents, and he also promised to go to Duke University when he played away from Charlotte, but he didn't expect that he hadn't gone to Ingram yet, but he came to the door first.
Hougist shook Ingram's hand, "Brandon, seriously, why are you getting uglier the longer you get?" And your hairstyle...... Does the hairstylist have a grudge against you? Why does it look like a mop? The hairstyle with that exploding head in high school looks so much more handsome! ”
"Big brother, it's a loss to me if you meet! I'm going to almost die on the field, don't you apologize? Ingram looked helpless, after all, there was a friend by his side, and he was ridiculed by Haugist as soon as he came up, and he really didn't have face.
"I'm sorry, I'm used to hurting my friend's mouth, I'm really sorry for hurting you last time, how is your health now? Seriously, you should train a little stronger, so that you can have more advantages in confrontation and be more secure for your own safety...... I'm sorry, did I complain about you again? Hoggist said as he noticed that the old mistake had been done again.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter, what you say makes sense!" Ingram smiled bitterly, "Come on tonight!" ”
Hoggist smiled, "Don't worry, I'll do my best to beat my opponent every game!" If the game doesn't have a flower, there are only two possibilities, the opponent is really strong, or I was really bad that day! ”
"It's amazing, seeing that you can dominate like this as soon as you enter the alliance, I suddenly feel more confident!" Ingram smiled and handed down a signature pen and a notebook, "Well, can you sign it for us?" ”
"No problem!" Hoggist took the paper and pen, and suddenly remembered that he was going to change his shoes in the first quarter anyway, so it was better to simply sign the shoes and give them to Ingram, although there may be a smell, but the sneakers that fell + signed are definitely more memorable, which is definitely more helpful for signing Ingram with the future agency!
So Hoggist took off his sneakers directly, took out the insole, and wrote his Chinese and English names and numbers with a golden pen on the upper, first sniffed it himself, and then handed it to the stands, "Oh, take it!" I smelled it first, and there was absolutely no smell! I'm going back to change gear, see you later! ”
Hougist waved his hand to Ingram, walked into the players' tunnel, and when he turned around, he vaguely heard the excited voice of Ingram's friend, "Oh my God, it's amazing, you really know Hoggist!" And to his sneakers, he said it was for us! There's one that's mine! Give it to me, give it to me, don't you swallow it alone! ”
And the look of pride and smugness on Ingram's face, Haugist can imagine it without looking at it. Sample, can't I hold you? This brokerage contract of yours Joseph is settled, no one wants to rob us! Hougist said proudly in his heart.